Massage Parlor Reports

[ZoooBus]

Anyone try this place out? There are two recent reviews on RM. Its across the street from Funko Field, 382* Broadway. It looks like a house next "Russell and Hill, attorneys". Thank you!

I stopped in. Had a beautiful young gal that did a so so massage and passable handjob. She did not push for anything more but I would have leapt at it and I should have asked. The places has all the hallmarks of full service place. But remember, sometimes new places put really cute young girls in them until they develop a clientele. The shop on Madison did that. So strike while the iron is hot.

[Shogun Hua]

I had a great session with Julie, 5'4" HWP, D's probably MM but hard to tell. Solid service, I'd definitely see her if she came back. 8 Face.

[Enigma]

That does sound like they are trying to get you to incriminate yourself. I've never had any issues in the past there, but its been years.

I think some providers still don't have the handshake down. They may be used to you paying the house fee by itself and then having to go back and forth over the menu. In most cases, skipping the negotiation by handing an appropriate amount all at once (usually) works where there is no incriminating conversation. Though really from a LE focus, the officer could just lie and claim you discussed specific services for specific prices, or claim it was implied based on the size of the payment up front.

My advice: if you get the feeling something is wrong, trust your instincts.

That said, and I'm sure most of us here have been through this multiple times, seeing someone new and they want to get explicit about something LE could bust you for, then takes your cash and leaves you alone in the room. That minute they are gone feels like eternity and I always breath a sigh of relief when same girl walks back in and smiles.

[Shogun Hua]

What's the deal with this place? Stopped by today to scope it out, tried the usual "I'd like an hour" while I drop $$ on the cabinet but the lady insisted I put it in her hand. Tells me it's. 6 for the hour and asks what else I want, seemed like she was motioning HE with her free hand.

Definitely got the vibe she was trying to get me to explicitly say that I was there to pay for something beyond just a massage. This seemed sketchy and definitely made me uncomfortable, so all I said was I wasn't interested and attempted to take my money and leave, but she tried multiple times to get me to stay, going so far as putting her arm in front of me to block me from walking out.

That does sound like they are trying to get you to incriminate yourself. I've never had any issues in the past there, but its been years.

[CharlesPeligro]

What's the deal with this place? Stopped by today to scope it out, tried the usual "I'd like an hour" while I drop $$ on the cabinet but the lady insisted I put it in her hand. Tells me it's. 6 for the hour and asks what else I want, seemed like she was motioning HE with her free hand.

Definitely got the vibe she was trying to get me to explicitly say that I was there to pay for something beyond just a massage. This seemed sketchy and definitely made me uncomfortable, so all I said was I wasn't interested and attempted to take my money and leave, but she tried multiple times to get me to stay, going so far as putting her arm in front of me to block me from walking out.

Euro Touch has been well covered on this forum. You won't be covered at Euro Touch.

[Shogun Hua]

One cool site you should check out is urban dictionary. It will define essentially every algorithm ever.

Also, if you type something into google with enough search parameters, amazing things happen. "GPS escort".

I've heard of it, but being old, its not the first place my mind goes for unfamiliar acronyms. When an acronym is used a few hundred times on a website and has its own forum, you'd think it would eventually make it to the "abbreviations" page. You shouldn't need to go another website for an explanation and hopefully people would be helpful and kind when someone new asks for help.

[Harry Horndini]

What's the deal with this place? Stopped by today to scope it out, tried the usual "I'd like an hour" while I drop $$ on the cabinet but the lady insisted I put it in her hand. Tells me it's. 6 for the hour and asks what else I want, seemed like she was motioning HE with her free hand.

Definitely got the vibe she was trying to get me to explicitly say that I was there to pay for something beyond just a massage. This seemed sketchy and definitely made me uncomfortable, so all I said was I wasn't interested and attempted to take my money and leave, but she tried multiple times to get me to stay, going so far as putting her arm in front of me to block me from walking out.

[Markro3000]

Its an honest question. Maybe the "GPS Alerts" should have a pinned comment with the definition or just add it to the abbreviations page if people are going to keep using it? I didn't know what it meant until I asked, someone had used it in the stripper review page.

One cool site you should check out is urban dictionary. It will define essentially every algorithm ever.

Also, if you type something into google with enough search parameters, amazing things happen. "GPS escort".

[AnonyWA]

A little older than you think. Average skill. Offers the usual, TUMA is weak, PM alright and BBBJ average. Can definitely take a pounding. Good bedside manner but not the best chemistry personally. Overall not the best on the block but not a bad experience.

I saw her a little while back and totally agree. I didn't even bother with a review after the experience. She did spend extra time on BLS which I enjoyed.

[Shogun Hua]

Golden pussy syndrome. There's even a whole section of GPS alerts in Seattle section of forum. Come on now. LOL.

Its an honest question. Maybe the "GPS Alerts" should have a pinned comment with the definition or just add it to the abbreviations page if people are going to keep using it? I didn't know what it meant until I asked, someone had used it in the stripper review page.

[Loren Daiz]

GPS? It's not in the Abbreviations.

Golden pussy syndrome. There's even a whole section of GPS alerts in Seattle section of forum. Come on now. LOL.

[Shogun Hua]

Anyone try this place out? There are two recent reviews on RM. Its across the street from Funko Field, 382* Broadway. It looks like a house next "Russell and Hill, attorneys". Thank you!

[Shogun Hua]

I had a great session with Bobo. HWP, I think MM C's 5'6". Just past the shoulders black hair with blonde highlights. She leaves at the end of the month.

[Efurufe]

GPS? It's not in the Abbreviations.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GPS

[Midnightpass]

I went a few times when Tina was there. She was great. Went back to see another Asian but she had GPS bad. Every time that place was sketch in the lot and inside. The other women all looked drugged and sleeping on couches. I'd go back if Tina was there but it's odd.

GPS? It's not in the Abbreviations.