Massage Parlor Reports

[ThizzleHats]

Any other ladies with big bolt on's here?

No, I was there a few weeks ago and it didn't look like any of her "new girls" had enhancements. If she looked kinda old-ish it was Ling.

[JingLing]

What did you pay?

70 Hr 60 Tip.

Sorry if it's a double post. I'm not sure it went thru the 1st time. Internet on the road sucks at times.

[MandarinOrange]

She is warm, so she is better.

The rest of the joke goes:

"Like an old car on a cold morning, you can never get her to turn over when you need her. ".

Turn over being the comparison of an engine to start.

[LaChevre]

Hadn't been to Lavender in a couple months but was hoping to see Ling's great tits again. 40 for HH and laid down on my back. In walks "Sonny" with some big man mades. Every other time I had been with Ling she had a mask on, this lady did not so I wasn't 100% sure if it was her or not. Any other ladies with big bolt on's here? Anyways no massage starts rubbing junior over the towel and we immediately get to work. Top and bottom come off and allowed DATY. No CBJ but agreed to suck on my balls while stroking. Oiled up junior and finished me off Russian style. Cleaned me up and gave me a foot and head massage before letting me go. Gave her 120. Would definitely repeat.

Ling is Sunny.

[BunnyMeat]

Had to look it up too.

I suppose she's better than an old car on a cold morning?

She is warm, so she is better.

[JohnnyOceans2]

Hadn't been to Lavender in a couple months but was hoping to see Ling's great tits again. 40 for HH and laid down on my back. In walks "Sonny" with some big man mades. Every other time I had been with Ling she had a mask on, this lady did not so I wasn't 100% sure if it was her or not. Any other ladies with big bolt on's here? Anyways no massage starts rubbing junior over the towel and we immediately get to work. Top and bottom come off and allowed DATY. No CBJ but agreed to suck on my balls while stroking. Oiled up junior and finished me off Russian style. Cleaned me up and gave me a foot and head massage before letting me go. Gave her 120. Would definitely repeat.

[EarlSandwich]

Stopped in at Mindful today and was greeted at the door by a pretty young woman, who I hadn't seen before. Taller than most I've met and very slender body with nice figure to match. She showed me to the room and did some very nice body work which totally relaxed me! Told me she's been there a little while (how ever long that means) And her name was Angel. Her hands were actually one of the best I've had work on me lately. Warm, smooth and just the right strokes. The flip was nice with a soothing standard finish. No haggle. Clean up and some head, neck and face work to finish up the hour. Off I went relaxed and happy. On a side note the room was very clean and nice and cozy on this f'n cold day. Standard tip and water bottle. I'll return next time thru H2O.

What did you pay?

[JingLing]

I forgot to post this earlier, but here it goes. Visited Green Spa about 3-4 weeks ago. Called ahead a little after 8 pm. Told to come right over. Got there a within 2 min and asked for the hour. Told no only half. Took the half and got stuck in the front room with an older lady. Heavier sized too. Not my cup.

Of tea, but figured I give it a try. I hadn't been there recently. Room was cold and a little drafty since it's by the front door. Massage was ok but definitely rushed. She had me flip 10 min or so into it so that was a little bummer. On the flip the negotiating started and top up a little, bottom down a little. Not great body either, but by now I just wanted it to end. She had to work for the tip and I really didn't have any sympathy at this point. Rushed HJ and a quick clean up and I was out the door. Less than 30 min. I don't know why I torture my self with this place and the crappy service, except it was close to where I was staying for business. Yrs ago it wasn't bad the past 2-3 times it has been your was.

[JingLing]

Stopped in at Mindful today and was greeted at the door by a pretty young woman, who I hadn't seen before. Taller than most I've met and very slender body with nice figure to match. She showed me to the room and did some very nice body work which totally relaxed me! Told me she's been there a little while (how ever long that means) And her name was Angel. Her hands were actually one of the best I've had work on me lately. Warm, smooth and just the right strokes. The flip was nice with a soothing standard finish. No haggle. Clean up and some head, neck and face work to finish up the hour. Off I went relaxed and happy. On a side note the room was very clean and nice and cozy on this f'n cold day. Standard tip and water bottle. I'll return next time thru H2O.

[Dano7]

Happy 2025! We all know pickings are slim and deals are almost non-existent. I have seen "Fifi" at Blue Sky twice. On the second visit it seemed like it was not the same woman, older and not as tight of a body but I am not sure and she said she "remembered me. " It was about 6 months between visits to be clear. That aside, $120 for a BBBJ is steep to me but it is a decent experience and she wants you to be happy. The technique of sucking (licked her pussy in 69 during this), then jerking with oil gets me really hard. Both times she seemed to admire my cock and its stiffness so I asked if she would sit on it. She declined but was less assertive about it the second visit. I also don't like coming on myself, which happened both times since I was laying on my back and she doesn't do cim.

What I am getting to is has anyone got intercourse from her with repeat visits? Ideally bb but would go for condom as a finish to the above. Pm as she swears to secrecy and I want to somewhat honor it This is not a deal breaker but would make the visit much better and more frequent for me. Thanks for reading.

[MandarinOrange]

If your AMP 'girlfriend' is a starfish, will you try to fix it or move on?

Had to look it up too.

I suppose she's better than an old car on a cold morning?

[BunnyMeat]

Haha, too fucking funny, never heard that term before, LMAO.

Google starfish urban dictionary.

[Rupert 2]

If your AMP 'girlfriend' is a starfish, will you try to fix it or move on?

Try fixing first, then move on.

Overacting is just as bad.

Like fake Os.

[LaChevre]

If your AMP 'girlfriend' is a starfish, will you try to fix it or move on?

Haha, too fucking funny, never heard that term before, LMAO.

[HappyDave]

If your AMP 'girlfriend' is a starfish, will you try to fix it or move on?

I looked it up, sleeps spread out or won't have sex. I'm assuming the later. Provider's are entitled to a level of service as is anyone. I never push what I want, I will make what I want known if she seems worth it. If the hint is not taken I move on. Some girls have talent worth a little less menu. Some it they won't scratch a certain itch just write it off and move on.