Massage Parlor Reports

**MrSmith1969** · 02-23-25 06:59

Can anyone help me, I had been seeing this older black chick probably late 40's, around 5'10.

I lost her number, used to be on Craigslist all the time.

She works out of an office on brook park, near 480 and 176. Has a teeny tiny office space in a professional building with a massage table in it. She does massage, sone strange sort of nuru, fiv, otc, itc, HE, reverse nuru, stripper slide, normally about $ per session. No upsell.

I think she has a gambling issue and is pessimistic. If no one has it, I may make the drive and slide my number under her door.

**Money Manziel** · 02-21-25 00:29

Originally Posted by Try269 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this one. Ad is on FB marketplace. Says she's available for massage with happy ending. Just sent me this.

My services includes BJ, anal, doggie, cow girl, 69, bdsm, Nuru massage, oily body erotic massage, body-to-body massages, massages with happy ending and all others.

Let me know which of my services works for you?

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100080659308994

Look at the profile PICS. Its a scam.

**Record Player** · 02-20-25 18:40

Originally Posted by Try269 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this one. Ad is on FB marketplace. Says she's available for massage with happy ending. Just sent me this.

My services includes BJ, anal, doggie, cow girl, 69, bdsm, Nuru massage, oily body erotic massage, body-to-body massages, massages with happy ending and all others.

Let me know which of my services works for you?

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100080659308994

She wants a deposit before meeting.

**Trowan** · 02-19-25 09:58

Originally Posted by GreenBayRebel [View Original Post]

Just wondering which hotels you guys have the best luck with when it comes to quality. I've stuck with one so far but it's hit and miss when it comes to who I see. Pictures are so filtered I can't tell. But I did notice whenever they bump up the price a little, that's when you get the best.

Funny, I've noticed the opposite. I dream of the the east side hotel setup fairly regularly. It's Really hit or miss. If my first dream hadn't been ultra phenomenal I probably wouldn't keep returning, searching for anything half as good. But I've noticed one sure trend: The higher priced girls have GPS and think because they're pretty that all they have to do is lie there and pretend to be a limp, dead latex doll. They're just a hole. While the lower priced girls (2/ hh,3/ h) Usually try hard to earn their income. It's not always true, but I have a far higher chance of success from the lower priced girls who aren't as pretty but who Work for it, versus the higher priced "I look so good I can just be a limp dead fish in bed" girls. Not sure about the others in the area, but they change every 10 days, so it's impossible to keep track of who is there and whether they've been reviewed. By the time a review is written they've already rotated on to a different city. (As others have stated, there's only 3 legit asian hotel groups in town, so searching on STG will find you the one I speak of one very easily.).

Some examples:

3/ h: deep passionate kissing, extended BBBJ, lots of positions, sexy lingerie, a top-5 time.

3/ h: limp fish who smells of smoke.

3. 4/ h: can't even do a BJ right, lays there hoping you'll leave soon.

3/ h: massage, rimming, face fucking, a top-5 time.

3. 4/ h: limp fish can't handle more than 5 min of penetration.

3/ h: flabby, smelly, on the phone the entire time you're hitting from behind, pushes you out of the room after only half the time.

3/ h: great time, really tries hard and thanks you for your efforts.

3. 4/ h: blows on junior with AIR not tongue, lies like a limp fish, pushed you out of the room early.

3/ h: lays like limp fish and otherwise ignores you.

3/ h: MUCH older, really tries and works hard for the full length of time.

(I listed the h price for comparison, but that doesn't mean you always do, sometimes hhr or. 45 h).

You can get the time of your life or you can get an experience you wish you could forget. It's a gamble, but there's not much in town, Especially on the east side, so it is what it is.

**NorthCostGuy** · 02-19-25 09:38

Had a wonderful 90 minutes with Celeste from Celestial Touch. She has completely mastered the art of the sensual touch. Perfect amount of teasing before the flip with unlimited roaming. DFK and absolutely outstanding (m) oral support. Still a pretty lady in good shape although she's older than most. Prices are as posted.

https://cleveland.craigslist.org/hws...822385920.html

**Roboguy** · 02-19-25 09:18

Originally Posted by DirtMerchant [View Original Post]

Or you could just be up front and answer the question. The more info available the better we can make decisions with our wallets and save ourselves time and money. I post plenty of info on here to help as many people out as I can because when I go looking for info I need I hope I get the same deference in return.

Which of the 3 reliable hotel outfits are you speaking of? I know I haven't gone to anything in MBurg heights because I don't really see many reviews about those specific ones.

No information anywhere of the hotel Asians, I've texted and got the same price lists. And it's like with all those phone numbers the first response back is Which City are you in. I so far has avoided thse places.

**GreenBayRebel** · 02-19-25 09:17

Originally Posted by TooManyLadies8 [View Original Post]

That doesn't actually make sense.

There are actually more than three at times. Some move around at times, etc.

Only a couple have proven to be reliable, this is why I asked what I did, and yeah it helps, one of the less desirable ones used to be a lot more reliable, always a chance it could have improved.

Beachwood and North Olmsted are the main two that haven't moved. Consistent. Middleburg heights hasn't moved either. I saw one for Richfield in brecksville but haven't tried. I was just wondering which ones people prefer and why. Or if there's another I'm unaware of. It's always hit or miss with pictures. Always older than I want.

**TooManyLadies8** · 02-18-25 18:47

Originally Posted by GreenBayRebel [View Original Post]

The reviews lately have kind of answered my question. But there are only about three legit hotel services in the area. If you know the answer to my question I don't need to say who I'm referring to.

That doesn't actually make sense.

There are actually more than three at times. Some move around at times, etc.

Only a couple have proven to be reliable, this is why I asked what I did, and yeah it helps, one of the less desirable ones used to be a lot more reliable, always a chance it could have improved.

**Rafter17** · 02-18-25 17:27

Originally Posted by DLand1971 [View Original Post]

A. 160 20 mins (FS).

B. 200 hhr nuru +FS +massage.

C. 300 1 hr (FS+ BBBJ+ . Massage).

The pricing and options are pretty standard for all the ads. You'll never get the nuru or massage. If she does do the massage, it'll be just a little rubbing and nothing else. You'll probably never get close to the full hour either. HHr is the way to go.

**Member #7290** · 02-18-25 16:39

Originally Posted by LowRider69 [View Original Post]

What are the rates?

A. 160 20 minutes (FS).

B. 200 hhr nuru +FS +massage.

C. 300 1 hr (FS+ BBBJ+ . Massage).

**Member #7290** · 02-18-25 14:14

Originally Posted by GreenBayRebel [View Original Post]

The reviews lately have kind of answered my question. But there are only about three legit hotel services in the area. If you know the answer to my question I don't need to say who I'm referring to.

A. 160 20 mins (FS).

B. 200 hhr nuru +FS +massage.

C. 300 1 hr (FS+ BBBJ+ . Massage).

**DirtMerchant** · 02-18-25 13:23

Originally Posted by GreenBayRebel [View Original Post]

The reviews lately have kind of answered my question. But there are only about three legit hotel services in the area. If you know the answer to my question I don't need to say who I'm referring to.

Or you could just be up front and answer the question. The more info available the better we can make decisions with our wallets and save ourselves time and money. I post plenty of info on here to help as many people out as I can because when I go looking for info I need I hope I get the same deference in return.

Which of the 3 reliable hotel outfits are you speaking of? I know I haven't gone to anything in MBurg heights because I don't really see many reviews about those specific ones.

**GreenBayRebel** · 02-18-25 11:01

Originally Posted by TooManyLadies8 [View Original Post]

Would be nice if you'd say who you're referring to when asking for info in return.

The reviews lately have kind of answered my question. But there are only about three legit hotel services in the area. If you know the answer to my question I don't need to say who I'm referring to.