Massage Parlor Reports

[OakOak22]

That infernal bar next door is a real problem. Fucken millennials and zoomers wandering around. No good members of two useless generations. Last night I parked and was like I really do not want to walk by a bunch of work from home dudes with unkempt facial hair to get in and fuck Emma's tits until I nut on the apartments next door. As I hesitated, three scrawny kids in their early 20's went in in a three man formation. They looked like they just got out of tunnels in Rafah. You can go if you want. I will scope out RL for now.

Imagine being salty about working from home hahahahaha.

[Liwela2073]

Did you notice any skinny, petite Latinas over there?

Lineup changes all the time. Last time I visited I more or less only saw curvy providers (in a good way) but no one particularly petite / skinny. There once upon a time was a skinny white girl named Sadie but I haven't seen her in ages.

[Gordito2]

Just seen this place pop up on instagram and am curious.

Has anyone been to them? They are located in East LA off of Whittier and Atlantic.

Plan on checking it out but would like to know if anyone else had dabbled there.

Thank you all.

[RalphM]

Oh Wow Ralph, you recommend Vine Therapy & Smile Spa? I often wonder about them, office is in the area but never taken a gander. Are there any lookers on the staff?

No fuckin' clue. If you missed the originating post, I'll be visiting from LV.

I can direct you in this area, but have no clue about LA.

If you're willing to TOFFT and report back, awesome.

Otherwise, I'll have to wait until March when I'm working out there and test my luck, unless what Priscilla says is true.

[PriscillaM]

Is it in the place where Solmade market was? A new place that seems fun to explore. Should I go for it?

That infernal bar next door is a real problem. Fucken millennials and zoomers wandering around. No good members of two useless generations. Last night I parked and was like I really do not want to walk by a bunch of work from home dudes with unkempt facial hair to get in and fuck Emma's tits until I nut on the apartments next door. As I hesitated, three scrawny kids in their early 20's went in in a three man formation. They looked like they just got out of tunnels in Rafah. You can go if you want. I will scope out RL for now.

[Smokeweedeus]

So what you're saying is Vine Therapy isn't worth the 20 minute walk, and Smile Spa isn't worth the 30 minute walk?

Noted! LOL.

Or, is it more of a TOFFT situation?

Oh Wow Ralph, you recommend Vine Therapy & Smile Spa? I often wonder about them, office is in the area but never taken a gander. Are there any lookers on the staff?

[MassMe]

So now we have a new contender at happy massage in that dead end of a corner strip mall in culver shitty.

I went last night, but just was not in the mood, so I got a pizza to go from lenzini's.

This is a famous strip center. It is home to Ronnie's diner which makes panda express look like an attractive dining option. I have no idea how Ronnie's is still in business.

The dive bar next door is famous for being a shithole.

Lenzini's pizza is domino's level.

The sushi place has a grade lower than bronny.

What a perfect location.

Is it in the place where Solmade market was? A new place that seems fun to explore. Should I go for it?

[JojoCazy1]

Can someone please tell me what's going on at RL?

[Im Yours]

Saw Coco a few days ago. Decent massage actually. A little mommy damage but a fantastic pair of tits, and a tight kitty.

F: 6. 5 - cute, very above average esp for an AMP.

B: 6 - 5'4" ish, big Cs, pretty good ass. Has some curves.

A: 9 - friendly the whole way, wanted to please, wasn't a clock watcher, lota of dirty talk.

S: 9 - see above. The 4 positions we tango'd in were great. Very good aural feedback. Can move hips but not the greatest at grinding, but does well in every position we tried. K9 was extra tight, blew in the cover quickly in that position. Oh, pretty damn good BBJ also, lots of DT.

E: enough to get me going.

It's a busy strip mall, but at this price one of the better choices.

I also met Amy (Cute little spinner sized girl with C looking boobs as well. Apparently they do doubles.

60/45 min house.

$60 tip.

[Resilient John]

So saw the post that Lulu was back and wanted to try her out. I missed out the last time she was there but really liked how she looked when I was introduced to her briefly.

Jojo met me at the door and took me to the bigger room near the back entrance which is always nice. Exchanged house fees and played with her tits for a bit and she left to call Lulu over.

Lulu comes in wearing a pink dress. Stands around 5'3", cute face that's a bit wide with slightly pronounced jawline, I'd put her late 20's or early 30's, jet black hair to her collarbone, nice natural Bs, OK ass (but looks and feels really nice in K9 oddly enough), trimmed Bush, fair skin complexion and no tattoos. Body type is between slender and average. There's some soft curves to her and a bit of cushion for the pushing but not excessively so.

Not going bore you with her massage. That's not my primary goal anyways. I was surprised that her DFK was pretty good. While it's not that deep she's willing to wrestle around with your tongue and lips. What surprised me even more was she's pretty damn proficient in BBBJ too. I think I had it in my head that she was a more looks and youth girl so didn't expect too much in the way of service. Some BLS and teasing along the shaft with good suction and pressure to round out a perfectly decent BBBJ. FOV is available but no FIV. Suited up and had her mount me in CG. She rides well but will grind you pretty hard that it got a bit painful so I let her know to ease up a bit. She seems to also try to get pleasure for herself which is always nice to see. Switched up to K9 and her ass looks really good here. I was pumping away and she backs up to me too. She even starts fucking me as I was taking a breather. Flipped her over for mish so I can see her cute face and squeeze those little puppies for the finish. Pussy felt warm and snug.

Among AMP providers, Lulu is a rare find unless you go to the higher priced Nuru shops. Would recommend.

[Fruit Cake]

Was in the mood for something other than the typical Asian fare out there. Been some chatter on 81** so decided to give it a shot. Got there at about 12:10 and was out the door at 12:25 LOL.

Opted for the 45 min. Lineup came in and holy sheeeeeeeit they were smoking hot. Chose my Latina lover and she disappeared for 2 min and then came back. She spoke basically 0 English but was gorgeous. Little hand play followed by a CBJ. Not the most enthusiastic but it wasn't bad and she is so hot that that helps LOL.

She motioned for FS and I said yes. Went to town in doggy for a few minutes and busted in the bag. Didn't want to ask for another position and risk the gestapo barging the door down.

She was sweet enough and got into it a little so I have no complaints, overall.

It's a nice switch up from the Asian heavy massage scene, I would probably come back again when the fever hits.

Did you notice any skinny, petite Latinas over there?

[Ivysballoons]

Emma, deliciously good 26 yr old. We connect and massage is not too bad. Once the turn, lfk, BBBJ, into 60. Allowed me to Rim her and once the cover is on. She rides me forever and into some doggy and finally blowing my load in her mouth. 200 points.

[Ireland1988]

Was in the mood for something other than the typical Asian fare out there. Been some chatter on 81** so decided to give it a shot. Got there at about 12:10 and was out the door at 12:25 LOL.

Opted for the 45 min. Lineup came in and holy sheeeeeeeit they were smoking hot. Chose my Latina lover and she disappeared for 2 min and then came back. She spoke basically 0 English but was gorgeous. Little hand play followed by a CBJ. Not the most enthusiastic but it wasn't bad and she is so hot that that helps LOL.

She motioned for FS and I said yes. Went to town in doggy for a few minutes and busted in the bag. Didn't want to ask for another position and risk the gestapo barging the door down.

She was sweet enough and got into it a little so I have no complaints, overall.

It's a nice switch up from the Asian heavy massage scene, I would probably come back again when the fever hits.

[EaglesChamp44]

So I figured its Valentine's Day and I thought I'd come hit some V LOL. Her name was Itatie. She had that J-Lo ass nice long brunette hair and nice big man-made double D's. Quite a few rooms there place was nice and clean. She had those fuck me pumps on and I was ready to get down. To my surprise he actually gave me about a 30 minute actual massage. I may even got the Temple run. Somebody that's hot shouldn't be able to do this good of a massage LOL. We flip over in those big old tits are staring at me and her tube top and I get off the table to give her my tip. And she strapped me up and she laid to my leg so she can take care of my tip. Nice long sucking motions then I hold her head still for a little face fucking and she can take it like a champ. I was debating what position to start with first would taste like that you'll love to do cowgirl but with the butt like that you got to finish in dogging. So I figured hell let's do reverse cowgirl get a little bit of both. I laid there let her do the work and she pounded that big old ass on me. And then I leaned her over I grabbed a handful of her hair and I pound it away. Nice clean up hug and kiss out the door saw one other girl there she's a white girl definitely coming back for that. Maybe even a four hands. Happy Valentines to me and my dong.

[RalphM]

I think you are reading a tripadvisor from 2004. Hollywood has been utterly destroyed by our govment. You know the ones who blew up dams so there would be no water in the reservoir and who were hanging out in Ghana during a windstorm.

Your best bet is either to traffic in the ratty homeless in that area or jump to 815X in west Hollywood and get a very quick fuck from a Colombian.

So what you're saying is Vine Therapy isn't worth the 20 minute walk, and Smile Spa isn't worth the 30 minute walk?

Noted! LOL.

Or, is it more of a TOFFT situation?