Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnWarhammer** · 02-15-25 14:28

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...826628899.html

I saw a few reviews that popped of her which intrigued me, I originally tried to reach out to this lady last year, but got ghosted and then since never bothered to try again. She has a picture up on the Harlothub aggregator that makes her look more like a late to middle aged white mom, but seeing her in person she's far more youthful looking and clearly more Hispanic. Setting up an appointment with her was simple, however she doesn't respond right away and subsequent replies are slow for any follow-up questions or instructions. It became more clear to me when I had arrived why that was the case, she has basically no English speaking capabilities apart from a few words, but it's extremely rough.

If I had to describe her physically, her build is like a short curvaceous brickhouse, I guess she works out. She is incredibly solid and thick and for her height she's probably around 4'8 or 4'9 if I had to guess. They build them differently down south, what I was able to get out of her was that she said she's from El Salvador. Which oddly enough was the country that my first girlfriend and long term relationship came from, however Carolina is far more beautiful. When I had arrived at the building, I notified her and she met me down in the building elevator lobby, but the wait was quite a bit.

I preface this in saying that my overall session was basically perfect. She gave me two pops unprompted and it was FS and a lot of foreplay and mutual touching and enjoyment. She understood the assignment with me and it was smooth sailing from the minute the session started. I think for the price. Probably the best value that I've had in a LONG time.

The session was IMO very straight forward and enjoyable, it didn't feel mechanical or transactional. Maybe I'm different from other clients, but she smiled a lot with me and definitely seemed to enjoy herself. Not sure if this is just her rapport with customers or a theatrical performance. However I think having an added level of comfort and chemistry goes a long way in being able to provide a service and potentially get a repeat customers. So I think it was a combination of that. My Spanish is really bad, so conversing with her was difficult, I lost a lot of my Spanish like 20 years ago when I got out of the dating pool with the Latinas.

The things that stood out to me however were that her studio is basically a large closet. What separates you from the outside is basically an inch thick wooden door to a long hallway that is traversed by a few people. So the emphasis on being quiet and discreet is a must. I don't think I could stretch out my arms in that room without touching the walls or something else.

My biggest gripes is this place is all the way out in Alexandria which for me sucks, I prefer to stay around the 28/29 corridor rather than go further out and get on 495. Will I go again? Absolutely, she is 100% in my rotation, but it won't be as frequent as I would like.

**Oldfart69** · 02-15-25 13:18

I hadn't visited an AMP for awhile. Mansion No. 8 was close, and I was curious about it, so I tried it. Met by ok looking provider, maybe late 40's, crop top, spandex yoga pants, limited English, didn't catch her name. No shower offered. Massage was actually pretty good; she was good at finding spots that needed attention. Very little teasing. GPS during negotiations after the flip (which I dislike), so I settled for 69 hand release. When she stripped she had nice man mades up top, ok body with flattish ass. She actually got a little playful, but was mostly businesslike. Session scratched the itch, but that was about all. Won't repeat.

**CurveMan79** · 02-15-25 13:14

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Is this the 5 star in Manassas or Vienna?

Vienna, in the freedom bank building.

**Rippity** · 02-15-25 13:04

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

That gallows rd area is packed with AMPs. While I estimate about a dozen, this is the first I've heard of Qi as they're a little off the main road. The fact that the ladies are Chinese may get me to make the trip. What were the MTs wearing. Did they greet you in skirts, spandex pants or jean shorts? Thanks.

I am assuming the skirts, spandex or jean shorts are all code for something? Did you get to check the place out? Thanks.

**CurveMan79** · 02-15-25 12:51

Originally Posted by CurveMan79 [View Original Post]

Recently paid a visit to five star was met by Susan. Really cute early 20's. Amazing tits. I'm talking d cup silver dollar nipples. She is young and pretty cute. Only there for a week I'd recommend getting over there. She is so tight it is ridiculous.

60 house, 160 tip. LOL, BBBJ, cfs. Good times.

**CoolWays** · 02-15-25 08:30

Originally Posted by CurveMan79 [View Original Post]

Recently paid a visit to five star was met by Susan. Really cute early 20's. Amazing tits. I'm talking d cup silver dollar nipples. She is young and pretty cute. Only there for a week I'd recommend getting over there. She is so tight it is ridiculous.

Is this the 5 star in Manassas or Vienna?

**ZeroTheGreat** · 02-14-25 23:24

Originally Posted by CurveMan79 [View Original Post]

Recently paid a visit to five star was met by Susan. Really cute early 20's. Amazing tits. I'm talking d cup silver dollar nipples. She is young and pretty cute. Only there for a week I'd recommend getting over there. She is so tight it is ridiculous.

Can you PM the details?

**CurveMan79** · 02-14-25 11:27

Recently paid a visit to five star was met by Susan. Really cute early 20's. Amazing tits. I'm talking d cup silver dollar nipples. She is young and pretty cute. Only there for a week I'd recommend getting over there. She is so tight it is ridiculous.

**Gfosho** · 02-14-25 10:57

Hello everyone,

Does anyone happen to know anything about Harmony Spa that shutdown on Columbia pike?

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-harmo...ngton-va-96723#reviews.

If you have any info, please feel free to PM me about it. I haven't been able to find the people that used to work here or know if they moved to a new location. Anything helps!

Many thanks to all!

**DarkRai2** · 02-14-25 08:32

Also read the Thai Independents thread as you'll see who's here and who's not. KK does provide a great massage and unique L1 finish. One aspect of a massage I like is near the end of the first half, the MT starts at the feet, moves up the leg, buttocks, back, shoulder, then arms, all in one interrupted motion. It really gives you a sense of connection to your body. Few do this, KK is one them. I hear Tara is just as good, while NPNG provide greater relief and OK massage.

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

KK.

Also Tara when she returns from Thailand end of the month.

Also No Pain No Gain Candy (but I think she is not in the area right now).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**PilotAviator** · 02-13-25 23:30

Originally Posted by RobSquad [View Original Post]

Where can I get a good, hard massage and HE? I'm dying of thirst.

KK.

Also Tara when she returns from Thailand end of the month.

Also No Pain No Gain Candy (but I think she is not in the area right now).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Caspian33** · 02-13-25 21:49

The other day I was looking at an add on bed page, had GTR asking you to click. So I did. Pulled up WeChat. Turns out to be some kind of agency based out of California. They do have a girl working in Fairfax. Has anyone sampled, is it worth $300 VIP all in?

**Caspian33** · 02-13-25 21:46

Originally Posted by RobSquad [View Original Post]

Where can I get a good, hard massage and HE? I'm dying of thirst.

Your location, distance willing to travel, would help us more to give you suggestions.

**RobSquad** · 02-13-25 21:32

Where can I get a good, hard massage and HE? I'm dying of thirst.

**Caspian33** · 02-13-25 21:29

Originally Posted by Golden59 [View Original Post]

OK, so in MY opinion like any review whether is a movie, food, or HERE its always going to be mixed. No two or three people are going to have the same experience or judgement on said experience. YMMV is a very real term in this game, no one should ever read someone review and think you're going to get the same thing they did. These girls are all independents and there is no standard menu that they HAVE to provide to anyone.

Now do I think certain things should be accurately reported if you're going to report it, yes. Like name, place, and prices to best of your knowledge. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What I may think is 6, you may think is 10. What I may think is thick you may think is fat. And with no pictures only way to find out, is to go see for yourself. I see a lot people asking the same questions but no one is going to see for themselves. These are all reasons I don't write reviews and just give the information I have from my personal experience. Either take the chance or don't. Don't overthink it.

Now here are the facts when it comes to Carolina, from the original post I made months ago. I put her out there not because she's gorgeous, young, or skinny, she's none of that but because she's affordable for those who don't want to spend 250-300 for a Latina massage experience. I know from experience she charges 200 total for massage and FS combined I states that in the post. Even texted from different numbers asking for FS to confirm each time I got the same answer "yes". At the end of people got to realize what an opinion is and understand these reviews are just that.

I see comments about her, but did I miss where she is?