Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

When Judy / Julie was at CLM she was excellent at both. Great massage and then awesome rimming, ass play and FS. She also excelled at teaching me stretching exercises for pain relief. I knew the MMS from a couple other places snd she would sometimes come on for four hand on the house. She'd then leave when Judy went to get a hot towel and prep for play. She was a unicorn for sure.

I meant Massage CLC on Milwaukee. My apologies. Too late to edit when I realized the mistake.

[Penetrator095]

The amount of posting they do on Instagram. I am just worried one day they are going to get busted.

That's what I was always worried about RL I'm surprised they're still going strong and I think they have been busted before LOL so is Orange worth the visit?

[HappyGardener]

Yeah honestly I've just rarely ever had an actually good massage experience. We both know what we're really here for. So I just like to save both of our times and focus on the important stuff. But I'm sure some of you will say you've got your special gal that you get massages from, so maybe I just haven't found her here yet LOL.

When Judy / Julie was at CLM she was excellent at both. Great massage and then awesome rimming, ass play and FS. She also excelled at teaching me stretching exercises for pain relief. I knew the MMS from a couple other places snd she would sometimes come on for four hand on the house. She'd then leave when Judy went to get a hot towel and prep for play. She was a unicorn for sure.

[Jay23]

Anyone have some insight on orange? Been away from the scene for a while. I've been knowing about orange but have never visited. Can anyone share their opinions on it please? Planning on visiting soon. Do you like it? What don't you like about it? How's the atmosphere when you go? Do you recommend or do you not recommend? Give me the details. It's not in a discreet location have you ever felt like LEO watches this place? Anything shady? If I feel comfortable enough going I will be seeing at least two girls as I normally would do and I'll be leaving my own reviews for you guys of the place and of course the girls.

The amount of posting they do on Instagram. I am just worried one day they are going to get busted.

[Penetrator095]

Its a good spot for quick trip, make sure you ask for the line up. Usually try to set you up with whoever opens the door but if your paying for it might as well pick the masseuse that's how I see it.

Call and tell them to text you they will send location and pricing which will help later when you see then some messeuses try to quote a higher price then texted so if they do just pull up the text and then they are like okay.

Relax be friendly and they will be too.

You can always just drive up the street to RL and see Muzi She was crazy nice with it.

Oh man red lantern used to be one of my favs but it's been a long time since I've gone. Can you verify if any of the videos on their website are actually the girls that they have there now? I used to go pretty geeked up and not even lying I would see every girl. One by one. One room after another on a single visit. I'm definitely due for another round.

[FellowMonger]

Okay, I have a stupid question. But I recently saw a post here that suggested the monger opted out of the massage. Is that common? Do you guys say no thanks to the massage so you can get right down to business? I've been doing this a long time, but always get the massage because it's part of the experience. But let's face it, some the massages absolutely suck.

Yeah honestly I've just rarely ever had an actually good massage experience. We both know what we're really here for. So I just like to save both of our times and focus on the important stuff. But I'm sure some of you will say you've got your special gal that you get massages from, so maybe I just haven't found her here yet LOL.

[Scraggy]

Okay, I have a stupid question. But I recently saw a post here that suggested the monger opted out of the massage. Is that common? Do you guys say no thanks to the massage so you can get right down to business? I've been doing this a long time, but always get the massage because it's part of the experience. But let's face it, some the massages absolutely suck.

I've got a place where there a couple of girls who deliver a great massage and also level 1. The massage is actually so awesome I'd probably go even without the HE. And then there are a couple of FS places where I don't bother with the massage. In fact, I'll typically put her on the table and do a little massage / foreplay before beginning the main event. Different spots for different needs. It's so uncommon to get someone who delivers good FS and a good massage, just face it, you've got to go a la carte.

[Slvgg1]

Anyone have some insight on orange? Been away from the scene for a while. I've been knowing about orange but have never visited. Can anyone share their opinions on it please? Planning on visiting soon. Do you like it? What don't you like about it? How's the atmosphere when you go? Do you recommend or do you not recommend? Give me the details. It's not in a discreet location have you ever felt like LEO watches this place? Anything shady? If I feel comfortable enough going I will be seeing at least two girls as I normally would do and I'll be leaving my own reviews for you guys of the place and of course the girls.

Its a good spot for quick trip, make sure you ask for the line up. Usually try to set you up with whoever opens the door but if your paying for it might as well pick the masseuse that's how I see it.

Call and tell them to text you they will send location and pricing which will help later when you see then some messeuses try to quote a higher price then texted so if they do just pull up the text and then they are like okay.

Relax be friendly and they will be too.

You can always just drive up the street to RL and see Muzi She was crazy nice with it.

[Penetrator095]

Anyone have some insight on orange? Been away from the scene for a while. I've been knowing about orange but have never visited. Can anyone share their opinions on it please? Planning on visiting soon. Do you like it? What don't you like about it? How's the atmosphere when you go? Do you recommend or do you not recommend? Give me the details. It's not in a discreet location have you ever felt like LEO watches this place? Anything shady? If I feel comfortable enough going I will be seeing at least two girls as I normally would do and I'll be leaving my own reviews for you guys of the place and of course the girls.

[ConfuciusMan]

Just left and had a fantastic medium to hard massage. She was 25 yrs old petite frame like 100 lbs. She has a great personality. We had a great conversation. Her english is pretty good. She has a great backside definitely a spinner. She only works Tuesdays. She works at Broadway spa. Run don't walk. You will like her.

[Archineer]

Try 53 xx W. Fullerton. I think she moved there.

Is this the same Cindy that used to work at angel lost contact with her a while ago.

[JustARub]

Read about Judy on here before and decided to give a try. I thought she was fantastic. Good massage, rimming, BBBJ. Really aims to please. She's not very attractive but has great all naturals. Doesn't ask for the tip so there's no negotiating. I left $60 on top of the house fee and that seemed the right amount. I'll definitely be repeating.

Headed up to OD after reading some reports here. Service was excellent and VFM perhaps cannot be beaten.

As noted, ladies are no spring chickens, but they do offer excellent knowledge of their profession and the rimjob was outstanding.

Would love to know other locations where rimming is offered.

Also visited Earth in Chinatown recently, and they are back after their LE issues. Saw Lucy who was incredible (great tits). Only issue is that I'm sure the place is being watched, so use a hat / cap / mask for all the cameras in this area now.

JaR.

[DWaits]

It's been at least 5 years, maybe longer, that anything that cheap has been available in Chicago. CFS alone is generally $170-200 plus the house fee. Just seems really low. Maybe a regular gal?

No regulars. All PPS type spots. Fullerton, Clarke and Pratt in Rogers Park, another spot just south of Pratt on Clarke in Rogers Park, Moon on Montrose, PPS spot on Belmont, 365 hot or whatever that place is called. I start with 120, they counter with 200. I say no way, I can go to apartments for that. I start to leave. They say wait. I come back with 140. That's that. I used to do 120. But I get that whichever PPS is running the place keeps 60, according to most of the women. If you're going to pay 200 for these GILFs at the AMPs then go to the houses and pay 200 for 30 min with much younger providers. I live far north so prefer those options but its rare that the women look as good as what is available at BP. I will repeat that I don't care about a massage. I'm looking for a brothel experience.

[Maverick3320]

My, friend don't put all your eggs in one basket when you come down, try sxl, archer spa, even take stay out of China Town and go to high end koreanspots named harmony google it its in norridgeharmony near the airpor clean spots with, and doesn't have 50 men coming in a day, like a line up to an a conert. These korean women probably see 3 men a day. Just some advice. Their not stressed out.

I will keep that in my pocket for next time. I appreciate the info.

[HappyGardener]

Read a report about DB spa this morning. Pulled the trigger and headed over. Asked for pics and with the report jere was convinced it would be good. . my mistake. Waste for 40 min driving there and back walked in to a squat 2 x4. Asked her her name, when she told me I asked for MiMi then she said oops, I'm MiMi. Had to push her out of way to leave as she was grabbing my cock saying I good babby. GtFO real quick. Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that your used to.

If you had checked the poster of that report you would have seen that he is a shill for that spa and a few others scattered around the country.

Also the last two times he has posted, another poster has immediately pointed out he is a shill.

But hey…Thanks for TOFTT snd proving that it is a bad place. You saved other mongers.