Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

Judy is the only person who works there, and it's not so much that her looks are bad, it's just that she's in her 70's.

Heavy make up makes her look even older.

[Vern2020]

Been thinking about trying this place out due to all the reviews on Judy and with the price I'm thinking you can't go wrong. I am a bit apprehensive due to the general consensus on her looks, are they really that bad? I tried searching but can't find any reviews of any of the other providers there, is Judy the only one worth seeing? Or are there other girls there that also do BBJ? Appreciate the help.

Judy is the only person who works there, and it's not so much that her looks are bad, it's just that she's in her 70's.

[OrdLover]

Been thinking about trying this place out due to all the reviews on Judy and with the price I'm thinking you can't go wrong. I am a bit apprehensive due to the general consensus on her looks, are they really that bad? I tried searching but can't find any reviews of any of the other providers there, is Judy the only one worth seeing? Or are there other girls there that also do BBJ? Appreciate the help.

Three years ago you talked about seeing her. So you should a general idea of her looks. And yes is she a granny and in her 60's so yeah she looks like a general Asian granny. Not good looking and a rounded body.

[Sukebe3]

They ever catch the pos?

[Lolx123]

Been thinking about trying this place out due to all the reviews on Judy and with the price I'm thinking you can't go wrong. I am a bit apprehensive due to the general consensus on her looks, are they really that bad? I tried searching but can't find any reviews of any of the other providers there, is Judy the only one worth seeing? Or are there other girls there that also do BBJ? Appreciate the help.

[HappyGardener]

Any idea where the previous MMS from CLC went? She always seemed to get nice girls.

I don't know where she went. I was going regularly in 2022 and 2023. Suddenly she was gone and the new one was tight lipped and didn't speak English as well. I know where she lived and I saw a spa has reopened in Lombard. Wondering if she has a part in it.

Judy was from Colorado. I think she may have moved back there, perhaps to take care of her mother.

[Fabio 421]

Hello gentlemen. I'm coming to Chicago on vacation and I was hoping to find a place for me and my wife to get a Nuru or erotic massage. FS not needed but would like L1 finish for both of us. If you have any suggestions I would love to hear them. Feel free to leave suggestions here or by PM if you prefer.

[WalkingHard]

I meant Massage CLC on Milwaukee. My apologies. Too late to edit when I realized the mistake.

Any idea where the previous MMS from CLC went? She always seemed to get nice girls.

[Englee]

The amount of posting they do on Instagram. I am just worried one day they are going to get busted.

I was messaging one of the bookers near the Archer spas asking why don't they setup similar spas on the northside instead of only in the Bridgeport area. He responded saying rent was cheaper on the Southside. I said he could find good deals to rent on the northside. He said not rent. But then sent me several handshake emojis. I just figured he meant he has agreements with the politicians, police, or whoever in the area.

[HappyGardener]

When Judy / Julie was at CLM she was excellent at both. Great massage and then awesome rimming, ass play and FS. She also excelled at teaching me stretching exercises for pain relief. I knew the MMS from a couple other places snd she would sometimes come on for four hand on the house. She'd then leave when Judy went to get a hot towel and prep for play. She was a unicorn for sure.

I meant Massage CLC on Milwaukee. My apologies. Too late to edit when I realized the mistake.

[Penetrator095]

The amount of posting they do on Instagram. I am just worried one day they are going to get busted.

That's what I was always worried about RL I'm surprised they're still going strong and I think they have been busted before LOL so is Orange worth the visit?

[HappyGardener]

Yeah honestly I've just rarely ever had an actually good massage experience. We both know what we're really here for. So I just like to save both of our times and focus on the important stuff. But I'm sure some of you will say you've got your special gal that you get massages from, so maybe I just haven't found her here yet LOL.

When Judy / Julie was at CLM she was excellent at both. Great massage and then awesome rimming, ass play and FS. She also excelled at teaching me stretching exercises for pain relief. I knew the MMS from a couple other places snd she would sometimes come on for four hand on the house. She'd then leave when Judy went to get a hot towel and prep for play. She was a unicorn for sure.

[Jay23]

Anyone have some insight on orange? Been away from the scene for a while. I've been knowing about orange but have never visited. Can anyone share their opinions on it please? Planning on visiting soon. Do you like it? What don't you like about it? How's the atmosphere when you go? Do you recommend or do you not recommend? Give me the details. It's not in a discreet location have you ever felt like LEO watches this place? Anything shady? If I feel comfortable enough going I will be seeing at least two girls as I normally would do and I'll be leaving my own reviews for you guys of the place and of course the girls.

The amount of posting they do on Instagram. I am just worried one day they are going to get busted.

[Penetrator095]

Its a good spot for quick trip, make sure you ask for the line up. Usually try to set you up with whoever opens the door but if your paying for it might as well pick the masseuse that's how I see it.

Call and tell them to text you they will send location and pricing which will help later when you see then some messeuses try to quote a higher price then texted so if they do just pull up the text and then they are like okay.

Relax be friendly and they will be too.

You can always just drive up the street to RL and see Muzi She was crazy nice with it.

Oh man red lantern used to be one of my favs but it's been a long time since I've gone. Can you verify if any of the videos on their website are actually the girls that they have there now? I used to go pretty geeked up and not even lying I would see every girl. One by one. One room after another on a single visit. I'm definitely due for another round.

[FellowMonger]

Okay, I have a stupid question. But I recently saw a post here that suggested the monger opted out of the massage. Is that common? Do you guys say no thanks to the massage so you can get right down to business? I've been doing this a long time, but always get the massage because it's part of the experience. But let's face it, some the massages absolutely suck.

Yeah honestly I've just rarely ever had an actually good massage experience. We both know what we're really here for. So I just like to save both of our times and focus on the important stuff. But I'm sure some of you will say you've got your special gal that you get massages from, so maybe I just haven't found her here yet LOL.