Massage Parlor Reports

[Oldman696]

I agree with CopCoda, shower was uneventful, although I did convince her to P2 P which I regretted because she had not cleanly shaven recently so it was like rubbing sandpaper all over my dick. No kissing from her, which I'm glad I didn't since somebody said she had dragon breath. I thought to myself maybe back in the room things will change and that she was just not that great at the shower but then when I sat down and put her on her knees, she pulls out a cover, and I'm like WTF I'm not ready to fuck yet, she says cover for BJ. I was not having it, so I said, give me my money back I'm leaving at which point she decided she would go ahead and BBBJ. No deep throat at all. Just sucks the head, tells me I'm too big, blah blah blah. She says no cum in mouth, I'm thinking in my head there's no way in hell I'm going to cum with you sucking just the head. LOL, tried to kiss her neck and ears, and she wasn't having that either. At this point, I just wanted to fuck and get my nut off so I throw her in MISH and she's already pushing on my stomach and chest with just 1 inch inside of her🙄128580; tried to start pumping on her after a few minutes of taking it easy, but I'm getting the stiff leg and pushing on my chest again (for a second I thought I was in a wrestling match) Go to doggy which I can tell she was a little reluctant to do but it gave me a little more control, and I just went to town on that!! She couldn't take it so I threw her back in MISH and fucked her the best I could with her trying to block me and pull off of me, eventually got myself off. Worst experience ever and she should not be working in a place like this, she needs to be in a jack shack since she doesn't like sex, doesn't like cum in mouth, doesn't like shower, doesn't like to kiss. Funny part at the end she starts getting very chatty and he tells me how handsome I am and that she likes my body and ask for my number and to come back and see her, I just rolled my eyes and gave her a fake number. Terrible! Oh, and at first the other girl Michelle tried to convince me that she was Mimi which cat thing start it off awkwardly.

Thanks for taking one for the team, I was going to go there this week. Three not good reviews, you save me some money, frustration and a long drive.

[HappyXxx]

Ok I was curious to check her out. I can confirm this place is FS now. However, this is a first for me, I don't recommend Mimi nor would I repeat. Pros: she looks young, body is average, not fat, not skinny. Not spinner like. Man made tits, b. They were very firm. And personality was bubbly and play stupid ish. Cons were basically her performance and breath. Smelled like morning breath, immediate turn off. It's $$ for covered BJ, asked for extra 2 for uncovered. She could not DT and could not take a pounding. Did not like to be moved around. And no CIM. The first for me where she finished with a HJ and clean up with tissues. Worst performance I've ever had.

I agree with CopCoda, shower was uneventful, although I did convince her to P2 P which I regretted because she had not cleanly shaven recently so it was like rubbing sandpaper all over my dick. No kissing from her, which I'm glad I didn't since somebody said she had dragon breath. I thought to myself maybe back in the room things will change and that she was just not that great at the shower but then when I sat down and put her on her knees, she pulls out a cover, and I'm like WTF I'm not ready to fuck yet, she says cover for BJ. I was not having it, so I said, give me my money back I'm leaving at which point she decided she would go ahead and BBBJ. No deep throat at all. Just sucks the head, tells me I'm too big, blah blah blah. She says no cum in mouth, I'm thinking in my head there's no way in hell I'm going to cum with you sucking just the head. LOL, tried to kiss her neck and ears, and she wasn't having that either. At this point, I just wanted to fuck and get my nut off so I throw her in MISH and she's already pushing on my stomach and chest with just 1 inch inside of her🙄128580; tried to start pumping on her after a few minutes of taking it easy, but I'm getting the stiff leg and pushing on my chest again (for a second I thought I was in a wrestling match) Go to doggy which I can tell she was a little reluctant to do but it gave me a little more control, and I just went to town on that!! She couldn't take it so I threw her back in MISH and fucked her the best I could with her trying to block me and pull off of me, eventually got myself off. Worst experience ever and she should not be working in a place like this, she needs to be in a jack shack since she doesn't like sex, doesn't like cum in mouth, doesn't like shower, doesn't like to kiss. Funny part at the end she starts getting very chatty and he tells me how handsome I am and that she likes my body and ask for my number and to come back and see her, I just rolled my eyes and gave her a fake number. Terrible! Oh, and at first the other girl Michelle tried to convince me that she was Mimi which cat thing start it off awkwardly.

[Timarcand]

Young and Fun!

Was there Saturday night at 8:30 and had a half hour session with Emma. TS was busy as a monger walked in just before me. Overall, my experience was really good. Emma is young (24) and likes to talks dirty. Will repeat.

[SGreg1234]

Ok I was curious to check her out. I can confirm this place is FS now. However, this is a first for me, I don't recommend Mimi nor would I repeat. Pros: she looks young, body is average, not fat, not skinny. Not spinner like. Man made tits, b. They were very firm. And personality was bubbly and play stupid ish. Cons were basically her performance and breath. Smelled like morning breath, immediate turn off. It's $$ for covered BJ, asked for extra 2 for uncovered. She could not DT and could not take a pounding. Did not like to be moved around. And no CIM. The first for me where she finished with a HJ and clean up with tissues. Worst performance I've ever had.

Thanks for saving me $ and a very frustrating experience.

[CopKoda]

Ok I was curious to check her out. I can confirm this place is FS now. However, this is a first for me, I don't recommend Mimi nor would I repeat. Pros: she looks young, body is average, not fat, not skinny. Not spinner like. Man made tits, b. They were very firm. And personality was bubbly and play stupid ish. Cons were basically her performance and breath. Smelled like morning breath, immediate turn off. It's $$ for covered BJ, asked for extra 2 for uncovered. She could not DT and could not take a pounding. Did not like to be moved around. And no CIM. The first for me where she finished with a HJ and clean up with tissues. Worst performance I've ever had.

[Dork01]

There house is not in Metro West, close (east side of Kirkman). Have seen both together and individually, Sisi seems less enthusiastic lately, Linda is always ready to please. Both are big 3 quality.

Any hints on which phone number to call? Would like to see them. I called one of the ad numbers and asked if Sisi was working. Of course they replied "yes" but the house was on E. Anderson. Didn't bite.

[FloridaGringo]

Popped in Missley Sunday morning, (been a while) and drew Emily. Short Asian MILF, mid 30's long black hair, cute face, 5' 1" 105 lbs, B's, decent English. Opted for 30 min with TS standard o-town rate. Soaped up in TS and got decent back rub, B2B (I don't do TUMA) on the flip more B2B, light P2P. She said I made her horny and had plans for me.

Back in the room, she went right to business, rolled on the armor and told ME what positions she wanted. OK, role reversal, I am here to service her, can do. Entered from behind, both of us standing as she lay over the table and blast away. At some point she puts knees on table for K9, I keep my stroke and she pops. Next she lays on table face down (jokey position) and I blast away until she pops again. I have 5 minutes left on the clock so its "me time". Ask for COB she agreed so finish there.

Time is up and she asks if I want a massage. I remind her, 30 minutes is up, Her words, "you make me cum 2 times I massage you". Seemed like an order so I complied. Was getting a decent back, shoulder and neck massage for 15 minutes and my phone rang. I could have sworn I turned the F ing ringer off. She says times up! Dressed and bolted. Will do 60 min next time. Had good chemistry with her.

[EroMan]

Visited OT Massage last week. Not a good visit. I felt rushed and to the point of just get me off and out the door. Said she was giving me BBBJ but really mostly hands. Stick with Tokyo and M & W. I should have driven the extra miles for wonderful service. Live and learn. Next time I'm listening to you mongers.

[HappyXxx]

I heard one of my all-time favorite girls was at Tokyo this month, and decided to pay her a visit. She might be going by the name Elsa, but those of us that have known her throughout the years know her as a Yumi. I was sitting in the break room on the couch, talking with Vicky and Abby waiting on her to finished with one of you other filthy animals. She must've put him in the room and went out to get supplies, and when I saw her she immediately jumped on me and started kissing me and told me to wait. She was looking cute as fuck like always. She reminded me that we haven't seen each other or fucked for over a year and then kissed me again. How do these girls remember the shit? Chinese girls are so fucking smart!!

After a 30 minute wait, she comes in in some very sexy black lace panties and bra and told me that she said she just put on for me, sure! I'm sure we've all seen them, not just me. LOL but she looked hot!

We go to the room to get comfortable and then off to the table shower, everyone has that girl that they have good chemistry with, and I always have that chemistry with Yumi.

Earlier I said Yumi at Tokyo was going by Elsa. Sorry yumi is going by the name Yuki and Vicky is going by Elsa. Hahaha, hard to keep up sometimes. LOL.

[FloridaGringo]

Tried to pawn the mamason on me. Mimi stepped up and she is as advertised except the tuma and cim. TS was uneventful and she was blocking my attempt to touch. BBBJ was just the tip only, covered up and cg. Tried to get more inside but she was not having it, moved to mish and more blocking. Took cover off and asked for some BBBJ, she stated no cim. At this point I just finished myself on her breasts. It was nice to have an attractive and young one, but not worth the money or hassle.

I took a gentle approach to loosen her up and slowly ramped it up. Seemed appropriate given her age, demeanor and experience level. Had no problems with that strategy. She was chatty and playful end of session.

[HeretoRelax]

It will be hard to match Christy when it comes to GFE. I just reviewed Elsa at Tokyo and she was excellent, I have also been fucking her for 3 years though. Tell her you like GFE and I'm sure she will accommodate.

Thanks for the advice. I will hit up Tokyo and try to get a meet up with Elsa / Yumi.

[NickbSmith66]

There house is not in Metro West, close (east side of Kirkman). Have seen both together and individually, Sisi seems less enthusiastic lately, Linda is always ready to please. Both are big 3 quality.

[JCraigslistK]

Hey everyone. I have been on and off of the board for a long time. I appreciate all of your reviews. I usually don't add much because my experiences are pretty much in line with yours so it seems repetitive. I do have a question if anyone can help. As anyone who has been going to the AMP's for a while know the experiences have varied widely over the past decade or so. I remember when Blue Ocean was the best in town and the experience was incredible. I had kind of stopped because some of the experiences were so disappointing. Back in December I went to Spring and had a pretty good time. Went back twice more and it was pretty bad both times so I tried M&Y. The first time I drew Mina and was amazed. What an incredible woman. I called and made an appointment with her in January. When I got there a woman that I recognized from Spring led me to the room and collected the fee. She waited till after all of that to tell me that "Mina not here anymore". I won't bore you with excessive details but I wish that I had just walked out at the beginning. Really that bad. Anyway, does anyone know where Mina is now? How do y'all keep track of where they are? Evidently calling and making an appointment doesn't work if they just lie to you. Thank you to anyone for any information. It is a bit of a drive for me and that is why I don't have much new information to share with y'all. Happy Mongering!

She is at M&why but depending on how busy they are she sometimes works at other locations. I posted earlier she has been out sick. I personally have not had good luck with "appts" always ask for who is working. If they ask who do you know keep it simple and keep asking for who is working. Less likely for the bait and switch. They tried to say Mina was working on Saturday after my Friday visit. I asked if she was feeling better and they changed talk track to she will maybe be back Sunday / Monday if she was feeling well enough to work.

[HappyXxx]

I tried posting a racial of recent visits as I switch from lurker to contributing member but it gave me an issue. I will retype them again. In the current rotation who is closest to Christie for GFE.

It will be hard to match Christy when it comes to GFE. I just reviewed Elsa at Tokyo and she was excellent, I have also been fucking her for 3 years though. Tell her you like GFE and I'm sure she will accommodate.

[HappyXxx]

Hey everyone. I have been on and off of the board for a long time. I appreciate all of your reviews. I usually don't add much because my experiences are pretty much in line with yours so it seems repetitive. I do have a question if anyone can help. As anyone who has been going to the AMP's for a while know the experiences have varied widely over the past decade or so. I remember when Blue Ocean was the best in town and the experience was incredible. I had kind of stopped because some of the experiences were so disappointing. Back in December I went to Spring and had a pretty good time. Went back twice more and it was pretty bad both times so I tried M&Y. The first time I drew Mina and was amazed. What an incredible woman. I called and made an appointment with her in January. When I got there a woman that I recognized from Spring led me to the room and collected the fee. She waited till after all of that to tell me that "Mina not here anymore". I won't bore you with excessive details but I wish that I had just walked out at the beginning. Really that bad. Anyway, does anyone know where Mina is now? How do y'all keep track of where they are? Evidently calling and making an appointment doesn't work if they just lie to you. Thank you to anyone for any information. It is a bit of a drive for me and that is why I don't have much new information to share with y'all. Happy Mongering!

Was at M&why a few days ago but not sure if she's still there or not. Just call and ask who's working.