Massage Parlor Reports

[Anon5873]

Just saw Marik's Massage get added to RM, has anyone tried it yet?

[PriceIsRight39]

Coming from out of town Tuesday. Is there even anything open in the valley? Are and T is ok if the masseuse isn't ancient, ha ha.

The city has shut basically all The Valley AMPs. We had a couple of decent ones too. Full on FS BBBJ, duo BBBJ. Busy bodies said no. It'll only encroach on more and more of public and private life. I can't even tell you where to look. Our scene is pretty bad. Pretty bad. Maybe someone here has a recommend in Spokane proper but I've found nothing but grannies. I don't do grannies. Maybe try one in airport heights as I've heard it does FS. If it's even open.

Sorry man.

[Big Sky Nomad]

Coming from out of town Tuesday. Is there even anything open in the valley? Are and T is ok if the masseuse isn't ancient, ha ha.

[Ryancp81]

No FS AMPs remain in the Valley. Several in Spokane none of which are what I would consider "Good".

Last time I went to Space Oil, over a year ago easily, I recall most or all the bases covered. That being said I don't recall anything better than a 4 there in terms of looks.

[CockBlister]

No FS AMPs remain in the Valley. Several in Spokane none of which are what I would consider "Good".

Who has FS in Spokane? She can be 90, if she swallows.

[Septmorn]

Good morning everyone. I saw that evergreen was closed- so sad. Since most or all AMPs that offer FS in the valley are closed, any suggestions for good AMPs that offer FS? Thank you.

No FS AMPs remain in the Valley. Several in Spokane none of which are what I would consider "Good".

[TriploidBarry]

Good morning everyone. I saw that evergreen was closed- so sad. Since most or all AMPs that offer FS in the valley are closed, any suggestions for good AMPs that offer FS? Thank you.

[Ryancp81]

Remind me what rm is?

Rubmaps.ch A paid site to see detailed mp reviews. Usually just abbreviate it in case admins think it's inappropriate.

[Orginallos]

Yes. Reviews on RM indicate all bases are covered.

Remind me what rm is?

[Ryancp81]

So, last year when all those text messages went out with address to apartments, Space Oil was always among the list of places that provided extras. It was kinda implied that you needed to use a password to get the extra service. Has anyone got anything more than a shitty massage from this place? I don't need FS if I can get head with CIM.

Yes. Reviews on RM indicate all bases are covered.

[CockBlister]

So, last year when all those text messages went out with address to apartments, Space Oil was always among the list of places that provided extras. It was kinda implied that you needed to use a password to get the extra service. Has anyone got anything more than a shitty massage from this place? I don't need FS if I can get head with CIM.

[PriceIsRight39]

I was there on Saturday. I went to Evergreen, first and discovered it was closed. I went over Happy Day and met Cindy. She's probably in her Forty's. Not ugly, kinda plain. Nice body. She treated me really good. Hand job only, but she's good. Pretty tits, too. There's another gal there who is younger, and has an amazing looking rack. I'll be going back.

So will everyone else. LOL. Hope they can stay open. At least Spokane valley is serious about closing all Asian (it's that racist LOL) spas. I often wondered why no hot Gonzaga 19-22 yo's don't get a massage lic and open up. Haha. In 15 the amount of dudes in the lot, it be closed in a day. One can dream. Sigh, I love this country but we can't get hookers right! Man Europe you can penetrate some beauties, there are apartments full! I mean beauties! Keep in mind I'm picky and think all the evergreen girls were 6's at best.

[CockBlister]

Stopped by Happy Days. They are open.

I was there on Saturday. I went to Evergreen, first and discovered it was closed. I went over Happy Day and met Cindy. She's probably in her Forty's. Not ugly, kinda plain. Nice body. She treated me really good. Hand job only, but she's good. Pretty tits, too. There's another gal there who is younger, and has an amazing looking rack. I'll be going back.

[Ryancp81]

Kiki just informed me that it will be closing. From pressure from the landlord.

It was just a few months ago I sprung the leak on this new place. That's unfortunate. Not many FS places left, at least in the Valley.

[Ryancp81]

I've been here to "New Massage" several times, one of my go-tos for an above average actual massage. It is still "perfect asian massage" on RM. I forget her american nickname but she's usually the one there, also middle aged and meh on looks but great body. She gives a pretty amazing massage including using tools and some back walking. Her HE is HJ, never has more been offered and it is pretty lackluster but she's very personable and likes to educate on health and massage. Perhaps you got someone else or they're under new ownership.

Report is from a couple of weeks back. It seems like a bunch of changes and closures but still want to share in case things just end up getting relocated.
Bad.

Spokane Valley Massage on Gmaps. Near the thrifty scottsman.

Called and didn't get an answer but decided to roll over anyway. Middle aged lady in short pink dress opens the door. So short I can see her underwear when she bends over. Not super attractive. I'm now worried as I just wanted a L1 but this seems like full service. Puts me in a room. I wait 15 minutes before she shows up. Flips me over, hand to groin and immediately offers boom boom. No thanks. Massage. L1. Wants something like 80 plus the house fee. I'm tired and it's late. She starts with the jackhammer style handy. Terrible. Then has me flip for terrible massage. After 10 minutes with her hands uses some sort of Chinese warm massage oil tool on my back for 30 minutes. Just terrible. Do not recommend.