Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimmy818]

Emma from red lantern last year texted me she is at a place on Culver Blvd with a big sign on the window HAPPY. I remembered she had yummy natural D's but forgot she has a really cute face, hotter than I remember, great sexy outfits. Little extra in the tummy and still has ankle Mon. $$ fee+tip. Excellent b2 b GFE, Best bbj I've had and a long time, cg, mish. So good!

[Liwela2073]

Look up erotic massage aka Nuru. You'll find cauckies working that scene. $$50- for a 1 hr B2 B bodyrub plus HJ happy ending.

Are you referring to providers on PD? I haven't been able to find a good reliable provider. I've tried looking for the people in the $$. 5 range but all I got are these Russian providers who do 30 min for $$ while semi-nude and zero roaming. Terrible deal.

I almost got scammed by another Caucasian independent provider last week and I'm on high alert. Never pay a deposit, gents.

[Slicer4]

TOFTT and went to Body Centre, just east of Vermont on Olympic. Cold rainy, night. Place was deserted but I paid. 70 for an hour massage and table shower. Managed to draw Sunny. A late 40's-ish MILF, about 5' 2" with natural Bs.

Lead me to the massage room. Clean, well lit, no one around. Very quiet Thursday night. The room doors do have small windows but this didn't stop the proceedings.

I asked for table shower first and she asked if I wanted scrubbing gloves or just hands. Again, table showers was a tiled room set up with drainage and mats on the carpet for convenience. And once again, it smelled CLEAN. Can't tell you how many of these joints I've stepped into that have a musty smell. Opted for no gloves and she gave me a good rinse, scrub, and tease but said we'd finish in the room.

Massage went well, maybe a little too hard for my taste so I had to ask her to back off. That was with just a sheet as a cover and following this, she began an oil massage, which was excellent. Again, felt great on a cold rainy night. Decent massage on flip and then the action started. Nothing more than a PM but it was really, really good. Best I've had in a long time. All touching was OTC, which I didn't mind.

Between shower & massage, I left feeling great. 1. 00 tip because she was great. Looking forward to exploring more of Ktown.

- RnR.

Nice, thanks for the review, will visit body centre.

Some of the body centre team also work in WLA green-spa, pico, where they too have a table shower.

[RockNRoll72]

TOFTT and went to Body Centre, just east of Vermont on Olympic. Cold rainy, night. Place was deserted but I paid. 70 for an hour massage and table shower. Managed to draw Sunny. A late 40's-ish MILF, about 5' 2" with natural Bs.

Lead me to the massage room. Clean, well lit, no one around. Very quiet Thursday night. The room doors do have small windows but this didn't stop the proceedings.

I asked for table shower first and she asked if I wanted scrubbing gloves or just hands. Again, table showers was a tiled room set up with drainage and mats on the carpet for convenience. And once again, it smelled CLEAN. Can't tell you how many of these joints I've stepped into that have a musty smell. Opted for no gloves and she gave me a good rinse, scrub, and tease but said we'd finish in the room.

Massage went well, maybe a little too hard for my taste so I had to ask her to back off. That was with just a sheet as a cover and following this, she began an oil massage, which was excellent. Again, felt great on a cold rainy night. Decent massage on flip and then the action started. Nothing more than a PM but it was really, really good. Best I've had in a long time. All touching was OTC, which I didn't mind.

Between shower & massage, I left feeling great. 1. 00 tip because she was great. Looking forward to exploring more of Ktown.

- RnR.

[Slicer4]

Lily is barely fuckable. Available is clinically acceptable. Bailey can only be handled vy someone as handsome as I.

Bailey was fun, but I must say one of the other two in the other room was trying to battle for who can get loudest, LOL. The other room was wailing! I must say it added to the excitement, with both yelling out loud!

[PriscillaM]

Kek now this is a declaration. I bet the deposition would be something else, too. So Bailey was clearly the best looking? Would you give either of the other 2 the ol' fish stick?

Lily is barely fuckable. Available is clinically acceptable. Bailey can only be handled vy someone as handsome as I.

[PlayerN818]

I mentioned this in another thread, but had an interesting conversation with an MMS whose provider had impressed me. MMS said business was slow, so I wrote up and submitted a review to are-maps, despite not being a premium member.

There was no record of my review. So I wrote & submitted another one. It showed up as 'pending approval' and then disappeared. I explained to the MMS what had happened, and she told me she had paid some service to put up a review. And a review appeared on the site (I couldn't read it, not being a member).

So, as rumors have long indicated, are-maps is unreliable aside from name, location and phone number of the AMP.

Gave up on "Are them" long time ago. "EmPee"reviews isn't bad. One review gets you ten free days.

[Chupacabra]

I Priscillam, declare as follows:

Kek now this is a declaration. I bet the deposition would be something else, too. So Bailey was clearly the best looking? Would you give either of the other 2 the ol' fish stick?

[Weektweek]

Work took me in this area did some research so I hope this was a cool Latina shack so I checked it out. Sol had that God given Latina ass and man given tits LOL. She has that thin waist but big ass Latina trait that I love. Makes pounding and doggy that much more fun. Her English is okay but I was thinking about what I was going to put in her mouth not what was going to come out of it LOL. She's wearing a mini skirt with her tits practically falling out. She gives me a nice tease for about 30 minutes little bit of massage but mostly ball play and oiling Junior while I laid on my stomach. I will say this overall I got the full hour and you guys know that doesn't always happen. On the flip we went over the menu and then her mouth went over my cock no cover. Good eye contact and she put a good 5 minutes into it which I can appreciate. She asked what I wanted first I told her to get on top for cowgirl. Then it was time to focus on that ass I put in reverse and watch her clap that ass all over me. The end was me pounding her from behind off the table one leg up and I went in hard and deep. Paid a full $200 for everything that's not a bad deal outside of LA. Interested in seeing what the rotation looks like worth another trip.

[PriscillaM]

I Priscillam, declare as follows:

1. I am a regular at Red Lantern, meaning that I have had sex in at least three of the rooms, I have taken a piss there (not a shit or shower), and I text the owner more than I do most members of my family.

2. on February 6, 2025, I texted and the roll was Lily, Ava, and bailey.

3. There have been two spectacular reviews of bailey, one here and on maps, and some have called her the next coming of ono.

4. I text over that I want to see bailey.

5. I am told that the three girls are not busy and they are doing some Einstein field equations.

6. I park and say I am going through the exhaust port on the side.

7. the door opens and it is lily.

8. Lily is quintessential hot young Asian boner certified, meaning straight up drek b grade Asian.

9. I tell her I want to see bailey. Out of the waiting room pops Ava, who is similarly sweet Asian gems flotsam.

10 And then Baiiley comes out. Now, I am going to be objective only. First off, her tits are tremendous. They are not D size, they are likely C, but they are real and they are spectacular. Her face is a little less than awesome. It is perfect for looking at while she has her tongue on your gooch, but I am not sure you want to spend the rest of African American history month with her. Her body is stellar, she has bony ankles, thigh gap, the whole thing.

11. Bailey's English skills are up there with the fire fighting readiness skills of LAFD. She knows hot, and I taught her cold. She did a massage for me and then went to get a hot towel. She said I was handsome. She did not grab my knob or balls, but she is quite sensual and she has absolutely no massage skills whatsoever.

12. She left to get a hot towel and made sure to wash my orifices. Then she started getting jiggy with it. It was kind of a blur, but she had me turn over and grabbed my 10 inch ratchet, gave me some light pecks around my ass. She asked if I was down for some hot monkey sex. I said yes and peeled off 160 from my huge bank roll.

13. She left to get condom and here is where it gets hazy. Now bailey is a 7 ish. I did not find her ridiculously attractive, but she is light years ahead of the drek on Sawtelle. She had me get in doggie style position and went after my undercarriage like a grease monkey at discount tires. She sucked my dick in reverse and in park. I face fucked her like I was trying to rebuild the palisades with my pecker.

14. Oh, she got undressed. She has nice naturals, likely c. She has, boyos, a tremendous Bush. There is no way you could eat her out without some type of weed removal device. I mean this thing looked like she had don king in there.

15. Her BJ is a bit toothy. She cannot deep throat.

16. In mish she has a tight grip, it is like you are opening a fucken bank vault.

17. I did mish awhile and started to get very lightheaded. I was pretty sure I was going to fucken die from the pussy tightening.

18. I wanted to go to doggie, and this is the kooo day graw. It is usually a lot of effort, I am talking like teaching pimps on fig how to drive without pointing a nine MM out the door effort, to bust in doggie. I have to pretty much mount the gal in flat doggie, install carabiner locking devices and Everest climbing crampons to really get locked in and then I have to go at least twice in full 4 x speed mode to get my rocks scrambled (eggs are too expensive). But with bailey, just going in and out of her furry twat and grabbing her ass and encouraging her to tickle my chestnuts, I blew in the second series.

19. She said I was a gentleman and helped me with my shoes. She did NOT offer me a water. Gold star for that.

20. I will be back this weekend.

[GanjaMonger]

There's a new girl named summer at a place on Sherman Way near Balboa. 16850 Unit A.

She is divine. Perfect natural handfuls. She gave a great massage and then disrobed and gave a body to body massage mixed with teasing that was out of this world.

She was confident, fun, cute and sexy. She tasted great, had a beautiful flower and didn't mind some tongue all over. She licked me all over as well with a lot of attention on my nipples. She kisses and is a full GFE. She was a ton of fun and I highly recommend you check her out. She was a heavenly experience. Every time I go I get a new favorite girl. Let me know if you all got any questions and I'll try to answer them. Cheers mongers!

[PriscillaM]

PriscillaM, you are a treasure.

Where are you working now? I thought you were at the Vons on Lincoln, but it is kaput. Did you realize your dream of moving up to the fish counter at Bristol Farm's? Is that a letdown?

You may not remember this, but at one point you reported that you were in charge of both the fish AND meat counter.

My workplace is irrelevant. But in any even, I have never worked a meat counter, something about my being a troll and put on ignore. If you want to, you can see me at the ralphs in culver city on Jefferson and overland. I have moved there.

The reason being is to be within walking distance of the holy and consecrated red lantern.

I fucked bailey there last night. Let me tell you boys, her Bush is ten feet tall if it was an inch.

She did a move on me, that I will refer as the "pep boys" she had me get into doggie x wing attack on the death star formation. She then snuck under my asshole and started blowing me I then followed instinct and ever so gently face fucked her until I had a life threatening aneurysm.

Detailed review to follow.

Long live the fish.

[King Kon]

15 seems insane. Are you including the lineup? I am counting 30 min from the second I set foot in the establishment. This includes using the bathroom too (3 min). Another 5 min to see the line up and for the girl to come back. You can can probably shave 30 sec by not washing your hand though it's not advised. They say enjoy the process. So I do that by admiring the sketchy carpet and non-existent decor. Line up is the appetizer and the action is the main course.

And yea can't disagree with what has been said; I'm looking for an In and out experience. Tasty, fast, and affordable. This is Not a place for GFE. I'm surprised she didn't teleport out of the room the second I came.

If you're looking to dine like a Michelin star restaurant, this ain't it.

When you put it that way, I can't disagree with anything you said.

I didn't include the second I stepped in nor the lineup.

Your timeline is more accurate.

But still, I got nowhere close to the 1 hour, and that experience felt like an eternity compared to my "45 minute" session LOL.

[Willie23]

Any one still use are-maps? They are finally allowing credit card payments again instead of the bitcoin bs. But 50 bucks a month? Literally a 100% mark up from their 25 bucks before. I feel like my only source of AMP Intel is this thread.

I mentioned this in another thread, but had an interesting conversation with an MMS whose provider had impressed me. MMS said business was slow, so I wrote up and submitted a review to are-maps, despite not being a premium member.

There was no record of my review. So I wrote & submitted another one. It showed up as 'pending approval' and then disappeared. I explained to the MMS what had happened, and she told me she had paid some service to put up a review. And a review appeared on the site (I couldn't read it, not being a member).

So, as rumors have long indicated, are-maps is unreliable aside from name, location and phone number of the AMP.

[RockItAllNite]

15 seems insane. Are you including the lineup? I am counting 30 min from the second I set foot in the establishment. This includes using the bathroom too (3 min). Another 5 min to see the line up and for the girl to come back. You can can probably shave 30 sec by not washing your hand though it's not advised. They say enjoy the process. So I do that by admiring the sketchy carpet and non-existent decor. Line up is the appetizer and the action is the main course.

And yea can't disagree with what has been said; I'm looking for an In and out experience. Tasty, fast, and affordable. This is Not a place for GFE. I'm surprised she didn't teleport out of the room the second I came.

If you're looking to dine like a Michelin star restaurant, this ain't it.

It's unfortunate but perfect for "Minutemen" who are into hot Latinas. If they ever offer better service and give you the time you pay for instead of just half of it. Watch out!