Massage Parlor Reports

[SlenderGuy]

Which one? Lakeside or Hopkins?

Sorry why'all Hopkins is the one forgot there was 2.

[MountainLover]

Recently I got it into my head to figure out where 3rd is based on multiple positive reports. And thinking that other than Moon Girls, 3rd seems to be Richmond's best bet. As others have said, if you spend some time digging (and I dug), you'll be able to figure out where it is.

The first time I went, which was early in January, I had the pleasure of seeing Cathy, who provided a wonderful massage and an excellent time altogether. The second time (a week later), I went back to see Cathy and had the same experience with her. At the time, she had asked for me to not post the details, so I will not, but I will say that I really wish I had found out about her and spent more time with her while she was here.

Cathy let me know that she would be leaving to LA for CNY and not returning (at least any time soon). Sucks to have found her so late, but I am happy I got to spend time with her. Someone had once posted that the 'two girls' had been at 3rd for so long, and he had not know why so many people fell for them, but after the service I had, I find it hard to think I will find anything of equal value. Cathy was super kind, gave a great massage and made it so comfortable to be with her, that it felt like I've know her for a long time. Yes, she was older. I put her in her early 40's, but she was extremely pretty, although I could have dealt without having the stomach tattoo.

Since I have been out of town, I was wondering if she really had wound up leaving, and if anyone had any inside info on when she may be back. I'd also like some info, on who else is working 3rd and what your experience has been.

Thanks in advance and stay safe!

[RareFiedRook92]

Has anyone had luck getting in contact with our Short Pump friend? I have tried the numbers in the most current ad I could find, but haven't had any reply in weeks. Just curious if she had to ditch her numbers. Thanks.

Saw her maybe 3 weeks ago? She said she was getting a ton of crazy messages so laid low for a while. Maybe she was afraid of getting fished. I think she's still active.

[DirtyDaddyRva]

Has anyone had luck getting in contact with our Short Pump friend? I have tried the numbers in the most current ad I could find, but haven't had any reply in weeks. Just curious if she had to ditch her numbers. Thanks.

[RvaGhost]

Since the escort game is just horrible zero talent and too many fakes don't have time nor energy to deal with them. Went to the bank no light on but texted fast response let me in. Same girl forgot her name. She has been the only one there for a year I believe. Always gives me great massage. Good teasing got me going. 45 minutes the flip standard finish took everything off great set of fakes and no ass but got me where I had to go. 60/80. Normally 60/60 but she went above and beyond to get me to finish. But ymmmv as usual been going there for years. Decent English takes direction well. Good luck and head on swivel.

Which one? Lakeside or Hopkins?

[DorkHelmet]

I was in Mechanicsville the other day and noticed a new, I think, place beside Smoothy store. Is there any info on this place?

It's not new and no fun to be had whatsoever.

[BigCuz]

I was in Mechanicsville the other day and noticed a new, I think, place beside Smoothy store. Is there any info on this place?

Case closed.

[Desperado62]

I was in Mechanicsville the other day and noticed a new, I think, place beside Smoothy store. Is there any info on this place?

[BareBackJack]

You've probably driven by this store before. On Midlothian near the city line right before Chippenham. It has a big sign above the store that says "Massage" -that's it. Idk why they don't give it a name like "Happy Massage" or "Golden Massage" or, how about "Flower Massage" since it's at the corner of Carnation and Midlo. So I go inside and they have cards that say "A1 Massage" with a NY phone number. I don't think there's any need to call because all you are going to hear is "not busy, come by". Have you ever heard them say anything else? But there you go: 'A1 Massage'.

There's just 1 worker, not young but not a grandma either (40's). Limited English (but has a good translator on her phone). $70 for 1 hour to the house. She offered hard massage or medium or soft. I went with my favorite: "Medium-soft". Left 60 tip and she seemed happy with it. Actually, I think she was happy just to have a customer. How difficult could it be to hang out in a store from 9:30 A 10 P. I mean like, how much WeChat and TikTok can you do for 12.5 hours a day? This isn't a full-service place but that's not me anyway. But I left happy.

Actually there are 2 MT. Go for the older one she'll give you L1. The younger one won't give you anything.

[Rck15]

"Actually, I think she was happy just to have a customer," that's the impression I got too. I've forgotten her name as I've since tossed-out the business card, but it's an almost impossible situation for her there. I mean the location, with all the no tell motels nearby, she is not likely to get many customers because the SWs will get the job done quicker and for a lot less. Kind of makes you question what business model they were working off of? One possibility is they were aiming at what I found in Waldorf, MD (route 301) years ago where the AMPs positioned themselves right across the street from the strip clubs and in that scenario a massage trumps a lap dance on my score card. Just too much riff-raff in that area near Shell/Carnation and she'd have to be closer to PaperMoon to absorb some of their overflow. Unfortunately, she's not likely to understand this explanation by way of her phone translation App. I think she said he name was Kim(?), pay her a visit if L1 service is your thing.

Same owner as LJS and 3rd. Not a joke! One of the girls at LJS told me about it when it first opened. She was told to give the A1 cards to anyone not looking for F. S.

[LowerBackPain]

"Actually, I think she was happy just to have a customer," that's the impression I got too. I've forgotten her name as I've since tossed-out the business card, but it's an almost impossible situation for her there. I mean the location, with all the no tell motels nearby, she is not likely to get many customers because the SWs will get the job done quicker and for a lot less. Kind of makes you question what business model they were working off of? One possibility is they were aiming at what I found in Waldorf, MD (route 301) years ago where the AMPs positioned themselves right across the street from the strip clubs and in that scenario a massage trumps a lap dance on my score card. Just too much riff-raff in that area near Shell/Carnation and she'd have to be closer to PaperMoon to absorb some of their overflow. Unfortunately, she's not likely to understand this explanation by way of her phone translation App. I think she said he name was Kim(?), pay her a visit if L1 service is your thing.

You've probably driven by this store before. On Midlothian near the city line right before Chippenham. It has a big sign above the store that says "Massage" -that's it. Idk why they don't give it a name like "Happy Massage" or "Golden Massage" or, how about "Flower Massage" since it's at the corner of Carnation and Midlo. So I go inside and they have cards that say "A1 Massage" with a NY phone number. I don't think there's any need to call because all you are going to hear is "not busy, come by". Have you ever heard them say anything else? But there you go: 'A1 Massage'. There's just 1 worker, not young but not a grandma either (40's). Limited English (but has a good translator on her phone). $70 for 1 hour to the house. She offered hard massage or medium or soft. I went with my favorite: "Medium-soft". Left 60 tip and she seemed happy with it. Actually, I think she was happy just to have a customer. How difficult could it be to hang out in a store from 9:30 A 10 P. I mean like, how much WeChat and TikTok can you do for 12.5 hours a day? This isn't a full-service place but that's not me anyway. But I left happy.

[MackMan86]

What are you complaining about? You can go to LJS and get a 60 something with B. O. And listen to the door bell ring constantly since there is only one attendant or you can go to 3rd and get Mia or Cathy who have both been here for far too long. What's to complain about?

Exactly. Nothing at all.

[OhioRich]

You've probably driven by this store before. On Midlothian near the city line right before Chippenham. It has a big sign above the store that says "Massage" -that's it. Idk why they don't give it a name like "Happy Massage" or "Golden Massage" or, how about "Flower Massage" since it's at the corner of Carnation and Midlo. So I go inside and they have cards that say "A1 Massage" with a NY phone number. I don't think there's any need to call because all you are going to hear is "not busy, come by". Have you ever heard them say anything else? But there you go: 'A1 Massage'.

There's just 1 worker, not young but not a grandma either (40's). Limited English (but has a good translator on her phone). $70 for 1 hour to the house. She offered hard massage or medium or soft. I went with my favorite: "Medium-soft". Left 60 tip and she seemed happy with it. Actually, I think she was happy just to have a customer. How difficult could it be to hang out in a store from 9:30 A 10 P. I mean like, how much WeChat and TikTok can you do for 12.5 hours a day? This isn't a full-service place but that's not me anyway. But I left happy.

[GlockEm17]

There was one the other day for a massage and in the ad says with a Happy Ending, now this raised a suspicious eyebrow but since I an in pseudonym I was lets go fishing. Asked what part of RVA, never answered that but asked when was I interested. She then sent me the shopping list. And Nuru with HE was 250 with a pic of a smaller nice looking Black gal. Then the next one was I have terms and conditions if you are interested. Decided that is probably code for deposit so that ended that shopping trip!

Wondering if anybody took her up, well if she was real?

[Rck15]

I spend a lot of my time up in NOVA and I have a handful of go-to places in F'burg that I stop at when traffic is rough. Years of commuting has shown me that its sometimes best to stop and let the pocket of bumper-to-bumper traffic pass while you get a relaxing rubdown and then zip down I-95 unencumbered. As for MD and DC, I don't even bother anymore, but I can state without reservation that (by comparison) Mia and Cathy (or as she says, 'Cassie') are better than RVA deserve (rated in terms of age, looks, facial features, dress, body shape/tone, willingness to please and hygiene). I for one would suggest that the owner make them our caretakers in-residence on loan from Flushing. While Mia and the owner both have my number, I hope 'Cassie' resides long enough for me to make a trip back down here.

Maybe on your next visit you can bring Mia some new panties. She wears the same black pair under the same jeans every day. We need new talent. Badly.