Massage Parlor Reports

[DoYouKnow]

Took a break from the hobby for a bit, but I still keep my ATF in rotation with Ocean and 678. Actually shocked to read the negative reviews at these 2 location in Sterling. Yuki is now my ATF with always and forever Amy at Ocean. Simply gorgeous, young with fabulous bodies and service and now they added another buxom beauty.

Unfortunately, I was in the area of Fairfax amongst some great spas there and stumbled across ROSE SPA off of Summerfield RD, I happened to pull YOYO which I have no idea taught on how to massage even though most of us don't got there for that, but provide something for the build up, then had the audacity to ask for a well earned 200. Almost wanted to get out and leave it as gambling lost but took one for the team to never return, especially not in the amongst some good ones in Fairfax. I would not recommend this spa for a future visit at all. Too many much betters one that quinches the thirst without the GPS. That just IMHO and preferences of choice. We are getting some much better talent.

Appreciate the review on LuLu in Arlington. Damn they are some crown jewels to enjoy with not much signs of mileage. Happy Mongering Gents.

[Eddie223]

I Found myself missing Lulu's humongous titties so I called ahead to make a quick appointment with her for a release. Lulu's massage fluctuates from dog shit back rub to strong therapeutic waves of warmth when she puts out. I landed on the latter as I suspect she's slow going with the weather going as it is. $160 for the rimming that followed with a BBBJ and CFS.

Lulu's looks always baffles me as her face is clearly 60+ but here body could pass for 35-45. Smooth and honestly not too much signs of wear or tear. She struggled a little taking me in balls deep but she eventually milked me dry in doggy. Nice lady overall but all business. Lots of chitchat during the massage, a little more than I prefer but she's just friendly.

Value wise, honestly pretty good and a must see for those who love big fake tits. Would I repeat? I do time to time but the last few visits were mechanical but technically sound. Do not expect to build any degree of rapport with her and just go in for the nut. You'll leave much happier for it.

Thanks for this report, I'll be in town in a few months and that location is convenient to where I stay. Everything you said I agree with, I plan to repeat because she is reliably a positive experience.

[HuskyRunner]

When you guys see her, do you call ahead or just show up? Just wondering.

During the day, she is prob giving out mani / pedis so it's best to go before lunch time or after work.

[CommandF]

I Found myself missing Lulu's humongous titties so I called ahead to make a quick appointment with her for a release. Lulu's massage fluctuates from dog shit back rub to strong therapeutic waves of warmth when she puts out. I landed on the latter as I suspect she's slow going with the weather going as it is. $160 for the rimming that followed with a BBBJ and CFS.

Lulu's looks always baffles me as her face is clearly 60+ but here body could pass for 35-45. Smooth and honestly not too much signs of wear or tear. She struggled a little taking me in balls deep but she eventually milked me dry in doggy. Nice lady overall but all business. Lots of chitchat during the massage, a little more than I prefer but she's just friendly.

Value wise, honestly pretty good and a must see for those who love big fake tits. Would I repeat? I do time to time but the last few visits were mechanical but technically sound. Do not expect to build any degree of rapport with her and just go in for the nut. You'll leave much happier for it.

[CommandF]

Called ahead and I think it was Grace who answered. Apparently the lovely ladies of FW are on a long hiatus. If anyone knows different, would be nice to know if it's just me.

Also called to see what was up and there's nothing to worry about. Grace and the gang never take the day off so it's nice to see these GILF's live life a little. They said they'd be back next month.

[JoeyPopkins]

When you guys see her, do you call ahead or just show up? Just wondering.

[WrongedAgain]

LE will not use this forum to conduct a raid on Tina. They must either receive a complaint from someone that illegal activity is occurring, with PROOF and not just hearsay, or Tina must be linked to another open investigation that warrants LE to search her premises. And the Fairfax County States Attorney isn't going to waste time prosecuting Tina solely on giving mongers cheap HJ in the back. You watch too many cop shows or movies.

I don't know about the routine inspections of nail salons in FFX county, although I believe they are subject to inspection, just as massage establishments are. That is probably the biggest risk of somebody unexpectedly bouncing in there making demands, and I doubt they'd be accompanied by LE. Unlike a massage establishment.

About 7 years or so, I had just finished up in a massage place in Annandale with a lady I'd known for years, when the police started pounding on the door demanding it be opened. In came the health department, accompanied by a police officer, who separated me and the therapist and asked me a few questions, while the health department guy inspected the premises for whatever it is they look for. We were both clothed, fortunately, as the unlocked entrance / locked vestibule setup, and doors in each room, allowed for the little bit of time it took to finish getting dressed (the police asked the therapist what "took her so long to open the door.") And yes, he asked for I'd, and yes he wrote my information down. The police officer never questioned the therapist. Nothing came of this, and it was the first time in about 40 years or so I experienced this at a parlor. Most Korean places have this type of setup. Most Chinese places do not. Something to consider when making your choices.

[Bang007]

Even more awkward during weekday business hours. The adjacent office has a desk in bay window that an employee sits at and watches the mongers come and go. Then there is the security camera mounted outside the spa pointing out to the parking lot.

I feel like they have a pretty nice rotation but the awkwardness is what is making me hesitant on being a regular there. I also feel like I've seen some reviews in the past mentioning the services they offer but my first and only time going I was a bit disappointed. I mean I did end up going to my regular place and got everything I was looking for but damnnnn Yuki was so cute and sexy I think I'm dealing with some FOMO LOL. Wondering if Kiki is sometimes a part of oceans line up as well. I'm curious if there are any other mongers that had the similar experience I had. I'm still appalled at the fact that I had to wash myself lmao.

Would someone be so kind to share some tips about this place? Any other places you all recommend??

When I stayed in MD, VIP used to be my spot but I haven't been to the new location yet. I've had some good times at as well. And Wednesdays have been my go to recently. I'm intrigued by rt1 too.

Just reminisced about the time I had with Laura at far east a while back. She was amazing. Hope she's doing well.

Just stay away from Feifei off gallows. Ugh LOL.

[BubbleBoi402]

Since my last visit few months ago, mms kept contacting me weekly to ask me to stop by. I hope she only does it whenever there is a roster change. Otherwise, it borders sun spa level harassment. Anyway, she gave me a good news couple days ago that the busty Amy many mongers liked returned!

Headed there immediately upon receiving the news. Hailey opened the door. She looked younger and wore a low cut dress revealing nice cleavage. But I was here for Amy. She came out from a room, all smiles and acting super excited to see me. Donated my customary amount (60 + 160) and we went to action immediately. I indulged myself with her perfect breasts. Big, soft, with eraser nipples. This time I noticed her left tit is noticeably larger than her right one. So that boob received most of my attention. Her entire body felt like a dream. She's a smoker but I don't mind DFK her nonstop. After I thoroughly enjoyed her body, she took her turn to enthusiastically blow my junk. I got rock hard easily. On the cover, off the races. Fucking her is a really rewarding experience. The dim light smoothed all her lines and watching that pair of goodies popping up and down kept me thrusting deeper and deeper. She reached climax easily, which provided that satisfying and accomplishing exhilaration. Before the apex, I quickly pulled out and face fucked her to an explosive cim finish. I was done in 40 minutes and gave 20 min back to her for an outstanding experience.

[Mongeroose]

Even more awkward during weekday business hours. The adjacent office has a desk in bay window that an employee sits at and watches the mongers come and go. Then there is the security camera mounted outside the spa pointing out to the parking lot.

First time posting here. Had plenty of time today so I decided to drive 30 minutes to try 67X in sterling. Awkward from the start. Was waiting in front of the door while there was a cleaning company cleaning the halls / stairs...

[ThatBooredOne]

At Zenith Spa in Golden Park Square in Ashburn.

Whelp, was going to do my usual just to get a view of the woman at the door, but this one seemed rather kind. At first. I wasn't attracted to her at all (6/10 looks wise) and I was going to leave her with a tip at the door but to my surprise she offered to give it back and was very insistent on doing so. The false kindness melted me a bit so I decided I would see where this rabbit hole went.

Funny. As soon as any cash was exchanged her demeanor changed into a 100% unadulterated *****. Even getting her name was impossible. Every little thing was bitchfest and I mean everything, I kid you not. This lady even saw extra cash in my pocket and requested it before the session which I gave her because I wanted to see where her attitude would go.

After the session with her constant and I mean constant bitching about everything (I didn't want her at all), as I mentioned she wouldn't give me her name. To get it I wound up calling and asking the spa hours later who had been working, narrowed the names down, and got them to send me a pic of her!! Funny too, when I texted the Spa asking who was worked ng they said she was 25; the lady was between 40-45.

Just a heads up fellas. LOL.

[OddJob69]

Called ahead and I think it was Grace who answered. Apparently the lovely ladies of FW are on a long hiatus. If anyone knows different, would be nice to know if it's just me.

When I called last week on my last night in area to see if they had an opening, she said busy and told me closed this week, which started the next day. She implied it was just this week they were taking off. She told me to come next week. I am not from area, but she didn't make it sound any longer than that. I tried to ask if any of the ladies were elsewhere during vacation, but could not understand response as I was hoping for Grace or Bibi on my last night, but sounds like I would have been ok with any of the ladies. Wish it would have worked out as I had an off night at the spa where I ended up, making my last night in DC a bit disappointing.

[LoveFromFrank]

Called ahead and I think it was Grace who answered. Apparently the lovely ladies of FW are on a long hiatus. If anyone knows different, would be nice to know if it's just me.

[GilBang]

Also, some of you need to learn some phone manners and monger 101 etiquette. Whoever called 15 minutes before scheduled close, never gave her a chance to talk or listened, saying you'll be there in five, and just hung up as she tried to respond, rude. She tried to tell you she had a customer already, wait, and she would still take care of you. And yet you still come and bang on locked shop door until she let you in. I hope you at least gave her an above average tip for staying open.

Amen brother. That's the most annoying thing a monger can do, show up like that. I had that happen to be a while ago at Ocean. Getting ready for the main attraction and some dude just shows up and basically demands to be seen. I could hear the whole convo between him and MMS, no call to schedule, nothing. Finally MMS goes "no!, no girl available, you go now!" and basically pushed dude out the door.

[DCKing]

Anyone been recently? Last time I went she said they are busy and it was an older lady who answered. Saw a recent review that wasn't great.