Massage Parlor Reports

[RenKylo]

I will give a longer review later, but sasa at red lantern has a pussy that is tighter than Rambo's headband.

I have never felt anything like it.

When you pull out the tip just for tracking purposes, it make a sound like you are opening a pickle jar.

I did not last in flat doggie at all. My third thrust and I burnt up in the pussy-sphere.

And, yes, a fucko was waiting outside the bedroom door to fuck her next. Not outside, not in a lobby, not in that infernal kitchen, no literally outside the door. And natch he was wearing a medical mask.

So you were the old geezer barely putting a dent in that pussy! Not much moaning coming from the room, you shouldve stayed and heard me slapping her cheeks to show you how it's done! She was moaning pretty loudly as I pounded that pussy and even got Sasa number so she can let me know when she'll be back make sure she has someone to slap her cheeks right! That pussy isn't as tight anymore after I left. Overall Sasa is a good fuck!

[BadAss91]

Anyone seen her before?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44196/

[PriscillaM]

It was a normal Sunday on the West side meaning that there was literally no pusssy anywhere.

If you were a big fan of private delights you could probably get anal 17 times in fucken Norwalk.

I was nursing a little bit of a back order and texted it over to the Red Lantern. The staff told me Mia, Lnan (and sasa were available.

I had Intel only on Miya from this board, but nothing on the other two.

I got there around 7 40 and I texted that I would like to be admitted now into the fuck chamber.

In what would be an ominous sign I was asked how long it would take for me to arrive I said 30 seconds because I was sitting across the street at the Lutheran Church studying reviews of non pros.

I used the side door and the door opens to a somewhat of a knockout Pixie style prostitute, wearing nightclub jeans, a crop top showing her midriff, and a face that tells me she had to be please God let her be under age 40.

She shows me in and as I walked by the break room I did see 2 girls on break resting their twats by lying down together. I did see a blonde and that might be Miya.

Anyhow Sasa shows me to the big room and I said I'd like to do an hour, even tho she pitched me the half hour. I will soon see why she advocated for the half.

I laid down and to her credit she gave me a rather hard message even though I bitched about it. She did tease my warm supple smooth ass cheeks, but did not test for polyps.

She turned me over and after a frontal rub with probably 15 minutes into the hour she grabbed my rather flaccid dong, and was complaining that I was asleep.

I did not know how to kind of respond so I let my power point do the talking and sported an oak tree size erection within about 25 seconds.

She then said money I gave her 160 and she said she'd come back. I went and adjusted the towel which had shriveled up into my asshole and laid it out flat and laid face up.

She came back came back in she disrobed. She took her pants off and they were so tight that they dragged her black panties mid Bush level. She took off her panties and her top and she had the most lovely 32 to 34 size B to size C. She gets on and jumps me into a 69 position.

I did not go down on her although she went downtown (think grand central market, not fucken crypto.com arena) on me. I did finger dinger her chaff and it looked interesting. She had a very nice straight haired Bush and no noticeable roast beef hanging on her lips but they were rather meaty. I did notice that this was a small girl I don't think she is more than 100 pounds and I don't think she is more than 5 foot one.

She got off me after a while. Ball sucking included. And got the party hat. Put it on me and then started bopping me cowgirl.

She did that thing where she leaned over and as I started snapping my woman pleaser and she started clenching her growler and I almost wanted to ask that they put in handlebars on the bed. I thought I was going to go into a low earth orbit.

I then get her off me and do some variations of the missionary and she is tightening up pretty darn good I did that for a while and I figured it was time for doggy.

I turn her over and start doing her regular canine on her knees and she is really really tight as you know I have a 10 inch maglite so I am not surprised by tightness but this one was out of the ordinary, I mean she was tighter than a camel's ass in a sandstorm.

We even got a little bit short of lubrication, and then I heard a conversation whereby one of the other workers yelled at her she yelled back, the other worker shouted back and salsa yelled back and the conversation was concluded.

I had recorded the conversation on my spy network audio recorder and the worker said:

Sasa this fucko is was here who you promised to boink at 8:00 PM ish. Sasa said well can you ask him to take a walking tour of Culver City I have a guy who smells like a salmon fillet and he is 8 inches up my cooter.

To which the worker replied. Sasa this fucko looks like he's going to bloody explode if you don't have your cock in him in the next 10 minutes so you better do that do that thing where you clench your pussy so that the guy pops off like a multiple reentry vehicle off an ICBM.

Anyways she grabs some Lube, and then we go to flat doggy and she lets me pound the funk out of her for one series of reps. I then did some triceps, and I figure I would do 2 more series of reps and then let her jerk me off or maybe a second BJ.

Sasa was having none of this. Apparently the errors made at the control tower with the flight pattern made her very much focused on getting me out of there like yesterday.

So in the second series of thrust she did this thing with her pusssy that if Heinz patented it you wouldn't need Ketchup up on your mashed potatoes. This pussy of hers makes string theory look pedantic.

I flooded the bag so much I was going to call the fire department and see if it could be used to put out some of the remaining wildfires.

I was seriously shocked at her pussy functioning. And she is good looking and I'm not even going to get into the whole comparison with these FEMAloids on Sawtelle with the fake pictures.

Sasa is truly hot if you like Asians and she is young, very tight thin body, no baby damage, no tattoos, just pure Culver City fogging.

I get dressed to go out and here's where the fun ends. As I'm walking out there is to the left of the big room there is kind of one of those changing walls that folds, you know the things that you sort of go behind to get undressed at like a dry cleaner or if you are a runway model.

As I walk out sure enough this fucken 30 year old dude latin mix a lot wearing a medical mask looks at me rolls his eyes somewhere near Cleveland, and is like Oh my God I can't believe I have to fuck her after this shitass banged her.

And I just said, golden corral seconds bro. He heard me. And of course he was wearing a medical mask. I sort of slow rolled my way out just to piss fuck off.

I will be back.

[PriscillaM]

I will give a longer review later, but sasa at red lantern has a pussy that is tighter than Rambo's headband.

I have never felt anything like it.

When you pull out the tip just for tracking purposes, it make a sound like you are opening a pickle jar.

I did not last in flat doggie at all. My third thrust and I burnt up in the pussy-sphere.

And, yes, a fucko was waiting outside the bedroom door to fuck her next. Not outside, not in a lobby, not in that infernal kitchen, no literally outside the door. And natch he was wearing a medical mask.

[DavidDSouza703]

Hello fellow mongers will be visiting the LA area in a few weeks and I wanted to know the top 3 establishments to visit purely based on looks and service?

P. S: About a year ago I visited the joint run by the Asian mamasan who brought in a Latina lineup to pick from. Was totally blow away by the service at that one.

Thanks!

[Jjoy07]

Monica comes across like the girl next store or the really friendly office hottie.

Got started with a massage, then she licked all over my back and legs. On the flip got a nice BBBJ and titfuck. Her natural C's were just big enough to fuck properly. Hit all the positions, but standing doggy and cowgirl were the best. Finished in cowgirl because she was no kissing so I figured she'd also be no CIM, but it was nice with a titty in the mouth and pounding away from the bottom.

Saw Baby on the way out. Not quite as pretty face wise but I think she may have the better body. I'm going to go back Saturday and find out.

[HotJohnDog]

I'm currently visiting your fair city. Any suggestions for downtown or korea town?

[MaybeThisTime]

Just to start off. This quality of this shop is on par with the top shops of the Seattle area and operates very similarly, I'm very glad I found it back in October. Since it's my last visit for the trip, figured I'd share again.

Been frequently visiting Lulu while I've been here in LA, just like when she was in Seattle. I made an extended appointment with Lulu as usual, Lulu knew it was going to be my last visit in LA for awhile, so I think she wanted to make it special and unforgettable. Arrived a little early, was quickly greeted by Lulu where she took me to the break room and showed me what she was eating. She was telling me how good the chili oil I gave her my last visit was, and to my surprise the bottle was almost half empty. Mina agreed how delicious it was, and asked me where she can purchase more of it and a few other goodies I brought last time. Chatted with them for awhile until it was appointment time.

Lulu told me to enter the room first and she'll be in shortly after. I entered the room and just as I was getting undressed, she came in a different dress than she was wearing before, I haven't seen her wear it since the early days when I first met her (very good memories). She came over and immediately started kissing while undressing me, she struggled with my belt a little bit, laughed, and told me to quickly take it off. The moment the belt was undone, she got down on her knees and pulled everything off. Pushed me back against the table and started BBBJ and DT, which she is very talented at. This is different than our usual starts, she held my hands down on the table as she was sucking away, and honestly it was so hot I was getting really close, she knew it and told me "not yet", and slowed down a little. I could barely hold it and kept trying to inch away before I popped, so I laid back on the table and she got on top where we laid together, kissing, and enjoying the moment. She kept teasing Jr with her hand during the whole time keeping me on the edge. She kept teasing me by asking if I wanted to fuck yet, then told me "not yet", finally she grabbed the cover, used her mouth to put it on. Laid her on the table, it was evident how aroused and wet she was. It was my turn to tease her, rubbing the tip around until she grabbed Jr, put him in herself, and the moan she let out. Wow. I couldn't hold back, she was so warm, wet, and tight I popped after a few thrusts after all that teasing she did to me earlier. She pulled the cover off and sucked me clean, then to my surprise pulled out another cover and threw it on. She told me to get on the table so she could ride me, she was bouncing up and down and grinding deep CG, where she finished a few times. Moved onto DG and then back to mish eventually, and this time got her to finish a few more times. I always end it with DATY with her, she knows it. She grabbed my head and shoved it in hard and after a little she let out the big O, normally she pushes me away after but I was adamant on getting another one from her and eventually did. She was exhausted. I pulled her to the edge of the table and fucked mish for a little longer, she was so tight after the big O, I popped in the bag very soon after. Afterwards we laid on the bed, cuddled, and kissed a bunch more. Showered with her afterwards and got cleaned up, hung around for a little bit after and eventually hugged and kissed bye, until next time.

Conclusion: Clearly YMMV. Normally Lulu is a very gentle and soft GND, GFE and honeymoon experience, this time she gave me the "Birthday" GFE. Honestly nobody else I have visited has ever compared to her. She is beyond beautiful, and her personality, I can't get enough of it. Can't wait to see her again whenever I can, was very fortunate to meet her and build rapport.

[Jimmy818]

Thanks for the intel, Lulu was fantastic. Hhr + $. 5 and lfk, b2 b amazing skin, perfect natural c tits, gorgeous face, bbj, 69 but facial hair to tickley haha, cfs cg, came and held each other. Usually go to spots during the day, went at night and waited 20 minutes on the table, no biggie, just ugh. Mina kept checking on me with the occasional kiss and shoulder rub. Thanks again.

I checked it out, saw Lulu. She was on point with everything and looks to be on the younger side (at least by k-girl standards) probably mid 20's. Doesn't like to kiss but BBBJ was good and she seemed to enjoy cfs. Mina is very friendly and outgoing, she came in and showed me another girl after the session, I want to say Cici (but frankly I was not thinking straight at that point. Haha It's a nice little spot.

[DoctorEdge]

Can't seem to find any place called Red Gem in Whittier. Does it have a different name? Or maybe isn't listed online?

I knew I would run into this problem haha. Let me help you out. Emeralds are green / blue. What's a common red gemstone.

[Ivysballoons]

I checked it out, saw Lulu. She was on point with everything and looks to be on the younger side (at least by k-girl standards) probably mid 20's. Doesn't like to kiss but BBBJ was good and she seemed to enjoy cfs. Mina is very friendly and outgoing, she came in and showed me another girl after the session, I want to say Cici (but frankly I was not thinking straight at that point. Haha It's a nice little spot.

I've been to TA several times, when I came back the fourth time, Mina introduced me to KK. Obviously my eyes bulged out and it was a pretty good session. She made me fall in love, which we shouldn't do. That's what we men want.

[HornyDick]

I know this discussion was already debated because of location but anyway, red gem in Whittier was pretty good. Good change from other things red like lanterns. Was lowkey tryna gatekeep this spot but damnnnn. Too much of a good time to not share. I've been here several times now. Pulled up to Red Gem in Whittier late on a Saturday after inhaling soot all day. They were closed for a few weeks because of a "burst pipe". 2 available, Kathy and Gina. Kathy is petite in her 20's, probably Cs, has a back tattoo. She wears this cute bow hair clip. She's hot. Couldn't decide between the two because both were my type so I said "play rock, paper, scissors. " Kathy won. Paid the house fee for hhr and prone I went. I was pretty tired from cutting people open after work so I was hoping for a decent massage. Kathy's massage exceeded my expectations. None of that caress and flip BS. She worked hard and dug into knots she found. She started on my shoulders, traps and head and moved to each arm. She then got on the table and started with my legs. They were tired from standing all day so I'm glad she worked on them even a little bit. Her nails are done and now the caressing came. Those nails lightly touching my back, and legs got me worked up. On the flip she signaled for what I wanted. Handed her a $.40 and off we went. BBBJ was amazing. She utilizes the mirror next to the bed and makes sure you see her too. She flaunts her flexibility as well and you'll see what I mean when you do. Her head game was good, no teeth and gradual increase in intensity to make you say "stop and let's get to business" she started on top winking at me right after showing off her muscular skills down there. I knew I was not going to last long. After a couple min she switches to RCG, we go mish then prone doggy. The entire time she motivates you to keep going, I was close and didn't want to finish just yet. She grabs my hand to rub her clit. I couldn't take it anymore and blew in the bag..

Is this the hidden place behind 7-11 near Broadway and Norwalk? If so, it might be time to go visit again.

[Chupacabra]

Just got the word about this new spot near LAX, and some of the reviews look promising.

Apparently, there are three providers:

Mina who primarily the "receptionist", but is also DTF.

LuLu. Don't know anything about her, but the reviews sound pretty good.

KK, the new girl, arriving tomorrow. Chinese. 30 YO. Long black hair. Trimmed kitty. Got some tattoos. Natural C's.

Looks like all the standard menu items are available: DFK, BBBJ, CIM, CFS. Apparently, no "special services" are being offered.

I need to know if this place is worth a visit on my next business trip to the area, or if a weekend trip is worth it.

I checked it out, saw Lulu. She was on point with everything and looks to be on the younger side (at least by k-girl standards) probably mid 20's. Doesn't like to kiss but BBBJ was good and she seemed to enjoy cfs. Mina is very friendly and outgoing, she came in and showed me another girl after the session, I want to say Cici (but frankly I was not thinking straight at that point. Haha It's a nice little spot.

[Balrogg]

I know this discussion was already debated because of location but anyway, red gem in Whittier was pretty good. Good change from other things red like lanterns. Was lowkey tryna gatekeep this spot but damnnnn. Too much of a good time to not share. I've been here several times now. Pulled up to Red Gem in Whittier late on a Saturday after inhaling soot all day. They were closed for a few weeks because of a "burst pipe". 2 available, Kathy and Gina. Kathy is petite in her 20's, probably Cs, has a back tattoo. She wears this cute bow hair clip. She's hot. Couldn't decide between the two because both were my type so I said "play rock, paper, scissors. " Kathy won. Paid the house fee for hhr and prone I went. I was pretty tired from cutting people open after work so I was hoping for a decent massage. Kathy's massage exceeded my expectations. None of that caress and flip BS. She worked hard and dug into knots she found. She started on my shoulders, traps and head and moved to each arm. She then got on the table and started with my legs. They were tired from standing all day so I'm glad she worked on them even a little bit. Her nails are done and now the caressing came. Those nails lightly touching my back, and legs got me worked up. On the flip she signaled for what I wanted. Handed her a $.40 and off we went. BBBJ was amazing. She utilizes the mirror next to the bed and makes sure you see her too. She flaunts her flexibility as well and you'll see what I mean when you do. Her head game was good, no teeth and gradual increase in intensity to make you say "stop and let's get to business" she started on top winking at me right after showing off her muscular skills down there. I knew I was not going to last long. After a couple min she switches to RCG, we go mish then prone doggy. The entire time she motivates you to keep going, I was close and didn't want to finish just yet. She grabs my hand to rub her clit. I couldn't take it anymore and blew in the bag. She pushes me out shortly and quivers. Quick clean up and lays down with me for 10 min to chat. During the sesh def like Japanese AV star (previously lived in Japan to try these expensive experiences). Def GFE and has been my ATF after being in the game for a while. So much that I decided to stop lurking and do this first post haha. Each experience was different. This was the first. Second I paid a bit more but for table shower (story for another time). She's only here till the end of month so, I'm done gatekeeping.

Gina was also great, if not on the same level. Full review coming.

Stay safe gents and have some fun! Docs orders.

Can't seem to find any place called Red Gem in Whittier. Does it have a different name? Or maybe isn't listed online?

[EggHead21]

Tried Red lantern today, and saw Miya. (I was told Zara left) Miya looks young in her mid 20's with a round face and high cheek bones. I'd say pretty in the face. Her body is tight. Definitely matches my estimate of her age. She had her hair dyes brown blonde type. I was very into her looks wise.

In the room, started with undressing me and sitting on my lap while I'm naked and sensually slowly kissed me DFK. I'm getting hard. She feels it poking her. She gives excellent BBBJ. Then I asked 69. Then I gave her a back rub as she grind between my legs with her back to me. She turns around and dfk with me again. I had her stand up above my face as I eat her pink from under as she was squatting sort of. I slap her ass and tell her to sit on my hard cock. Suited up, RCG. CG. Missionary. Her tits were really nice C with pink suckable erasers. In missionary I pushed her limits in mish toward the end. Filled the bag and cleaned up.

Service was good, has some vibes of GFE.