Massage Parlor Reports

[Urlboffer]

Finally tired of "researching" here, I decided to take the plunge (so to speak) and go to Candy in search of the fabled Kung P**why. I tried mid-afternoon Friday last, but saw three cars in the parking lot, and thought better of it. Returned this morning, and there was only one, so it was game on.

Was immediately greeted by Lisa, who fit the bill for what I was looking for: young looking with some nice, firm tits (couldn't tell if bolt-ons or real) and a teal blue camisole / dress. Was ushered to a room and found the negotiation brief: 1/2 hr. Massage "with everything" for $$. Settled on the spot and Lisa left with the fees. I got undressed and she soon returned. I told her we could skip the massage and go straight to the "boom-boom", which she pantomimed with a grin and a twinkle in her eye. She caught sight of my member and gasped, miming with her two index fingers as if I was a horse. This is the first time I've ever had a provider do more than give a passing mention of junior's size (I think I'm "slightly bigger than average" and for a second there, I thought she was going to have second thoughts. But, she soldiered on without any further misgivings.

Lisa likes to tweak your nipples, which I'm not a huge fan of, but you can't blame a girl for trying. As she gave me a quick alcohol wipe, she began a BBBJ which started out quite a bit more toothy than I'd like. While squeezing those firm, bulbous tits, I used the other hand to take her hand and suck on her fingers the way I wanted her to work on me. The hummer got better pretty quick.

I laid her down astride the massage table and went in on her unshaven quim. She was tasty and clean. Soon, she began clasping her feet against the sides of my head and offering vocal encouragement, while my hands roamed freely over her spreadeagled form. She was really nice and toned, not an inch of fat on her. Just one tattoo behind one shoulder. L enjoyed this for several minutes before going to the main event. There was a strategically-placed mirror against one wall, so I set her up for standing doggy with a nice view on the other side of the massage table. I entered smoothly, and she was wet and hot inside. Not the tightest I've ever had, but this made it easy not to finish too quickly. I took my time with each slippery thrust, and got in a few hot flurries, too, while I cupped her boobs from underneath. In return I got some "Omigod"s and "Yeah, baby"s, but these seemed well-rehearsed. Which is fine, as long as she wasn't NOT enjoying it.

We switched again to an asian cowgirl, and she turned into the Energizer Bunny. I didn't want to finish this way, so reset for the doggy, this time with only one leg up on the table. I really enjoyed the angle, and the full access to her girlish form. After a variety of satisfying strokes, I finally unloaded for the win.

On the way out, Lisa called for another of her co-workers, and a face appeared from behind a curtain. Cute, but had a bit of acne. Didn't see any of her body on the way out.

Overall, I'd rate this a positive first visit. I'll be honest, in the lead-up to this visit, I was considering some of the Agency Asians over on the GPS board. I could at least see what I would presumably be getting. But, I did get enough info from this forum to convince me to trust in the reputation Candy has gotten here. As a gesture of giving back, I offer this review which might help another monger decide to get off the fence as well. Enjoy. I sure did.

[GaryH]

Been to wonderland several times because the massage is always decent. I have never got more that HE with some utc. Have requested more but always say they cannot. I am not repulsive, arrive clean, and offer to tip appropriately. I'm I missing something there. Other shops I have visited have been much more accommodating but massages are usually not that great.

Anyone have luck at this place beyond HE. Asking for a friend.

I used to get BBBJ / CIM there regularly, so yes there is more there, or at least can be, than HE but never FS.

[Dexxzy]

Well I guess different strokes for different folks. But in my opinion Momo is pretty dang hot. Big bolt ons aside I do think she has a really hot face. Anni is definitely cute, and tbh I thought Lisa was just okay, very GND. That's what's so nice about this hobby, plenty of options for everyone.

Lisa definitely very GND with naturals; and Momo quite hot with bolt-ons. Also for those interested, Momo is looking for a fake marriage for green card purposes and willing to pay.

I thought Wendy at Love was the better looking of the three. She's gone for a few days in the middle of the month but should be back.

[WarpFactor69]

That's a great way to look at it. Ever had any issues with girl getting full tip? Do do that just when girl giving massage checks you in?

Yes, the second thing. I pay when I get inside the room with the girl that's going to take care of me.

[WordOfGad]

That's a great way to look at it. Ever had any issues with girl getting full tip? Do do that just when girl giving massage checks you in?

I don't put much thought into the separation, also I don't like negotiating on the table, having to get up go get my wallet etc. When I get in the room I pay up front 200 for an hour 170 for a half hour, tell them I want everything. If I get pushback, I know I can walk out, the next shop will be happy to see me. If there's an exceptional reason, I remember what a friend said which is an extra 20 will usually turn a frown upside down. Never be afraid to walk away from a GPS attitude.

[Joepdx]

Been to wonderland several times because the massage is always decent. I have never got more that HE with some utc. Have requested more but always say they cannot. I am not repulsive, arrive clean, and offer to tip appropriately. I'm I missing something there. Other shops I have visited have been much more accommodating but massages are usually not that great.

Anyone have luck at this place beyond HE. Asking for a friend.

This is not a FS shop. For a long time they have offered usually better than average looking girls for HE only.

[TigardMale]

I was driving south on 99 and saw a new place opened near Greenburg and 99. The flag was up but no window dressing yet. I mention this wondering if someone has given this place a try. It is very close to home for me.

I stopped by at this place. Very nice inside, pleasant lady, but just a good massage. Nothing extra at this time.

[WarpFactor69]

Just wanted to throw out question for you all?

Do you consider house fee for massage and tip for service or house fee as part of service tip? I always considered house fee for massage and atmosphere. Service tip for everything else.

Thoughts?

I don't put much thought into the separation, also I don't like negotiating on the table, having to get up go get my wallet etc. When I get in the room I pay up front 200 for an hour 170 for a half hour, tell them I want everything. If I get pushback, I know I can walk out, the next shop will be happy to see me. If there's an exceptional reason, I remember what a friend said which is an extra 20 will usually turn a frown upside down. Never be afraid to walk away from a GPS attitude.

[WordOfGad]

Just wanted to throw out question for you all?

Do you consider house fee for massage and tip for service or house fee as part of service tip? I always considered house fee for massage and atmosphere. Service tip for everything else.

Thoughts?

[Mr Goo Time]

Sounds like a Linda I've been looking for that was at Sakura but there would be one give away. Did she have one tooth that was discolored? She was still cute it would just be an identifier and I'll have to look her up if so.

Hullo fellow Brongers (Brother. Mongers) -.

I don't always want a full meal deal at these fine establishments. Sometimes I want a lovely and skilled woman to ease the aches and pains in my old damaged body, then let me lay back and relax during the grande finale. Usually the women wanting to put in the effort for this would best be described as "Aunties". Well today fellow Brongers, I found something worth sharing.

I would rate my massage as follows-.

Face - 7.

Body - 9, but only if you like spinners with small ass and tits as well as tight abs. I'm guessing 28-35 yo.

Massage - 9. Linda spent significant time and energy working my back, legs and butt with her thin tiny fingers which were surprisingly strong. Great technique. Top 5 massages ever. That's saying something..

[Benson008]

I was driving south on 99 and saw a new place opened near Greenburg and 99. The flag was up but no window dressing yet. I mention this wondering if someone has given this place a try. It is very close to home for me.

[Urlboffer]

I went to Love to see if I could try Wendy, the one that has been mentioned a few times below. Unfortunately, it seems she either has rotated out already, or just didn't happen to be working that day. I got a new gal I think named Kiki (classic name LOL), and on the good side had some fun with her. Her personality is more demure, maybe even a bit shy, but she opened up after I started talking to her. I found her pretty cute, with a more petite frame and I believe all naturals, which is a good change of pace.

Your review is frustratingly short of informative. "some fun"? Was that HE only, or FS? Translated french, or without beret? What was the all-up rate, and did you have to haggle? Was there an option to skip the massage and just go to the fun right away? And the "you *believe* all naturals" . What was the cup size? Do you believe they're all natural based on looking (through clothing), or feeling?

[OneOne9]

Well I guess different strokes for different folks. But in my opinion Momo is pretty dang hot. Big bolt ons aside I do think she has a really hot face. Anni is definitely cute, and tbh I thought Lisa was just okay, very GND. That's what's so nice about this hobby, plenty of options for everyone.

I agree, you and I have different tastes and all that matters is you were happy with Momo. I try to follow reviewers with similar tastes as mine and it's obvious we don't have the same likes and dislikes. That's not a bad thing it just makes it easier for me to look and find the kind of provider I prefer by skipping over reviews from members I know prefer a different type of provider than myself.

[NamesteRay]

New place way east on Halsey. Between 223 and 257. By the Bottle drop. Anyone been there yet that can provide a report?

[NamesteRay]

Hullo fellow Brongers (Brother. Mongers) -.

I don't always want a full meal deal at these fine establishments. Sometimes I want a lovely and skilled woman to ease the aches and pains in my old damaged body, then let me lay back and relax during the grande finale. Usually the women wanting to put in the effort for this would best be described as "Aunties". Well today fellow Brongers, I found something worth sharing.

I would rate my massage as follows-.

Face - 7.

Body - 9, but only if you like spinners with small ass and tits as well as tight abs. I'm guessing 28-35 yo.

Massage - 9. Linda spent significant time and energy working my back, legs and butt with her thin tiny fingers which were surprisingly strong. Great technique. Top 5 massages ever. That's saying something.

Extras? I'm guessing BBBJ was available. She waited for clues before oiling me up. FIV where I discovered an oasis waiting. Pretzel knot tickled, but not penetrated. Chesticles (small ones), exposed sucked on and played with. This place usually has a passable young girl and a decent massage, but this one was special and should be rewarded. Saw another girl there too, I'd stick with Linda. Make a reservation.

Please send me or share your experience here. And as always share if you find the fabled unicorn (hot spinner skinny small Greek).

Toodles.

Been to wonderland several times because the massage is always decent. I have never got more that HE with some utc. Have requested more but always say they cannot. I am not repulsive, arrive clean, and offer to tip appropriately. I'm I missing something there. Other shops I have visited have been much more accommodating but massages are usually not that great.

Anyone have luck at this place beyond HE. Asking for a friend.