Massage Parlor Reports

[NamesteRay]

New place way east on Halsey. Between 223 and 257. By the Bottle drop. Anyone been there yet that can provide a report?

[NamesteRay]

Hullo fellow Brongers (Brother. Mongers) -.

I don't always want a full meal deal at these fine establishments. Sometimes I want a lovely and skilled woman to ease the aches and pains in my old damaged body, then let me lay back and relax during the grande finale. Usually the women wanting to put in the effort for this would best be described as "Aunties". Well today fellow Brongers, I found something worth sharing.

I would rate my massage as follows-.

Face - 7.

Body - 9, but only if you like spinners with small ass and tits as well as tight abs. I'm guessing 28-35 yo.

Massage - 9. Linda spent significant time and energy working my back, legs and butt with her thin tiny fingers which were surprisingly strong. Great technique. Top 5 massages ever. That's saying something.

Extras? I'm guessing BBBJ was available. She waited for clues before oiling me up. FIV where I discovered an oasis waiting. Pretzel knot tickled, but not penetrated. Chesticles (small ones), exposed sucked on and played with. This place usually has a passable young girl and a decent massage, but this one was special and should be rewarded. Saw another girl there too, I'd stick with Linda. Make a reservation.

Please send me or share your experience here. And as always share if you find the fabled unicorn (hot spinner skinny small Greek).

Toodles.

Been to wonderland several times because the massage is always decent. I have never got more that HE with some utc. Have requested more but always say they cannot. I am not repulsive, arrive clean, and offer to tip appropriately. I'm I missing something there. Other shops I have visited have been much more accommodating but massages are usually not that great.

Anyone have luck at this place beyond HE. Asking for a friend.

[RubATubTub]

I went to Love to see if I could try Wendy, the one that has been mentioned a few times below. Unfortunately, it seems she either has rotated out already, or just didn't happen to be working that day. I got a new gal I think named Kiki (classic name LOL), and on the good side had some fun with her. Her personality is more demure, maybe even a bit shy, but she opened up after I started talking to her. I found her pretty cute, with a more petite frame and I believe all naturals, which is a good change of pace.

[Joepdx]

Hullo fellow Brongers (Brother. Mongers) -.

I don't always want a full meal deal at these fine establishments. Sometimes I want a lovely and skilled woman to ease the aches and pains in my old damaged body, then let me lay back and relax during the grande finale. Usually the women wanting to put in the effort for this would best be described as "Aunties". Well today fellow Brongers, I found something worth sharing.

I would rate my massage as follows-.

Face - 7.

Body - 9, but only if you like spinners with small ass and tits as well as tight abs. I'm guessing 28-35 yo.

Massage - 9. Linda spent significant time and energy working my back, legs and butt with her thin tiny fingers which were surprisingly strong. Great technique. Top 5 massages ever. That's saying something.

Extras? I'm guessing BBBJ was available. She waited for clues before oiling me up. FIV where I discovered an oasis waiting. Pretzel knot tickled, but not penetrated. Chesticles (small ones), exposed sucked on and played with. This place usually has a passable young girl and a decent massage, but this one was special and should be rewarded. Saw another girl there too, I'd stick with Linda. Make a reservation.

Please send me or share your experience here. And as always share if you find the fabled unicorn (hot spinner skinny small Greek).

Toodles.

I miss the good old days of Cindy, Lily, and Sylvia being here. Last couple of times I went were not that great, but maybe they are worth checking out again.

They used to have another girl named Linda, this was several years ago, I guess she must be a different person because the menu sounds completely different.

Besides the girls name, these days it helps to ask when they are leaving. They seem to rotate girls on a monthly basis now, hard to keep track of them all. Maybe try to add them on WhatsApp and ask to be notified next time they are in town.

[Safrony42]

Hullo fellow Brongers (Brother. Mongers) -.

I don't always want a full meal deal at these fine establishments. Sometimes I want a lovely and skilled woman to ease the aches and pains in my old damaged body, then let me lay back and relax during the grande finale. Usually the women wanting to put in the effort for this would best be described as "Aunties". Well today fellow Brongers, I found something worth sharing.

I would rate my massage as follows-.

Face - 7.

Body - 9, but only if you like spinners with small ass and tits as well as tight abs. I'm guessing 28-35 yo.

Massage - 9. Linda spent significant time and energy working my back, legs and butt with her thin tiny fingers which were surprisingly strong. Great technique. Top 5 massages ever. That's saying something.

Extras? I'm guessing BBBJ was available. She waited for clues before oiling me up. FIV where I discovered an oasis waiting. Pretzel knot tickled, but not penetrated. Chesticles (small ones), exposed sucked on and played with. This place usually has a passable young girl and a decent massage, but this one was special and should be rewarded. Saw another girl there too, I'd stick with Linda. Make a reservation.

Please send me or share your experience here. And as always share if you find the fabled unicorn (hot spinner skinny small Greek).

Toodles.

[DimSumFun]

Recently I was in the area so I stopped in for a recon.

I was greeted by 3 very friendly GND providers.

Annie was dressed very plain with a red pullover shirt and loose fitting pants. She was taller and appeared slim with shorter hair not quite to her shoulders. The clothing did not show her figure at all.

Lisa was dressed with a tight fitting top showing off some nice boobs (could be real or bolt ons) and a skirt. She had long hair and was shorter than Annie and Momo. I liked Lisa's look.

Momo was wearing a white lace dress? Showcasing some large bolton's that I considered too large for her frame. She was tall (possibly wearing heels) slim with the shortest hair of the three.

I consider all three providers doable with the only issue for me being Momo's what appeared to be rock hard boobs. I do prefer natural or at least boltons more natural looking and feeling..

Well I guess different strokes for different folks. But in my opinion Momo is pretty dang hot. Big bolt ons aside I do think she has a really hot face. Anni is definitely cute, and tbh I thought Lisa was just okay, very GND. That's what's so nice about this hobby, plenty of options for everyone.

[OneOne9]

Okay so I think I've gone overboard these past two months. I'll probably take a few week hiatus LOL. But went to Candy again this morning. Greeted by Anni who recognized me from last Tuesday. We went into the room with the bed but she said she had to be right back. I didn't have as much time today so I put out the rate for hh and got comfortable. She came back in with who I assume is the mamasan Yoyo. They explained someone had booked time with Anni so Yoyo would give me a massage while we wait for Momo to be free. And I'm glad we did.

A few minutes into the massage and in walks Momo. Holy fuck is she hot. She was wearing this little white dress which quickly came off to reveal a nice white lingerie set. Now I've seen some kgirls in Seattle and here in Portland. The girls in Seattle were super freaking hot, and the most recent kgfe girl I saw here, Maya, was also really hot. Momo was on par with them. Gorgeous face, and nice perky man made tits. She brought out a bag of other lingerie and had me choose what I wanted her to wear. After she changed we started with some lfk, not as hot as the dfk I had with anni but still really nice. She then moved kissing and licking my body as she made her way down to my cock. She gave a much better BBBJ than Anni, I had to tell her to slow down cause I was ready to bust. She covered me up and rode. I was gone LOL. I came pretty quickly. We chit chatted, she's going to be leaving soon but told me she will be back in the fall. Fellas she's the real deal. I hope to see her before she leaves when I can have her for multiple rounds.

Recently I was in the area so I stopped in for a recon.

I was greeted by 3 very friendly GND providers.

Annie was dressed very plain with a red pullover shirt and loose fitting pants. She was taller and appeared slim with shorter hair not quite to her shoulders. The clothing did not show her figure at all.

Lisa was dressed with a tight fitting top showing off some nice boobs (could be real or bolt ons) and a skirt. She had long hair and was shorter than Annie and Momo. I liked Lisa's look.

Momo was wearing a white lace dress? Showcasing some large bolton's that I considered too large for her frame. She was tall (possibly wearing heels) slim with the shortest hair of the three.

I consider all three providers doable with the only issue for me being Momo's what appeared to be rock hard boobs. I do prefer natural or at least boltons more natural looking and feeling.

I would not consider any of the providers to be hot, amazing in looks or cute. But, If in the area I would session any one of them because they are what I prefer (GND in looks, friendly and a history of good service).

[Zippy69]

Just finished with a disaster of a session.

Feeling frisky and full I needed a release.

Walked in a got Coco. Should of passed but she's a short spinner type and felt like I needed to rail the hell out of someone. Again I should of got the other girl Sai sai I think.

Coco started off with a horrible massage and saok me in oil. Then proceeded to drive her elbows into my spine. No attempt to even touch the buttocks or legs. Then she disappeared for about five minutes.

Came back and more shitty massage followed by a hot towel clean up. On the flip she put a cover on the limp monkey and tried to stuff him inside her twat. I asked ", no BJ?" Replying no, not enough time.

OK, at this point I should of cut my losses and run. But I'm have hard and decided to try to nut its what I came her for.

This * said go slow. Go slow and just barely put the tip in. WTF! Tried to flip her over front cg and she said no. Ok lady get your nut then I want to get mine.

Finally got her to flip to stand mish. Again slow. Slow and proceeded to push me back so it's just the tip. This is frustrating for sure. Tried to go k9 and she refused to flip. Just turned and laid flat. Tried to get further in and finally begrudgingly said in her ear you fucking suck. So she finally turn for k9. Got in and started a good rhythm and then she fucked it up by pulling away. So I just grab the hot towel got the cover off threw it down and got dressed and walked out.

$$ was the damage and now I'm back at the hotel going to beat myself to sleep.

I don't recommend this place or the girl.

Did you say she wanted to cum first?

[KitWalker1967]

Dude, you traumatized that poor girl with your monster cock. She has to be careful you might split her open. Agree with the other poster, if Angela is not available that place is a pass.

Does anyone know when Angela might return to the area? I may visit my Portland-area relatives in March.

[WarpFactor69]

Dude, you traumatized that poor girl with your monster cock. She has to be careful you might split her open. Agree with the other poster, if Angela is not available that place is a pass.

If you are still on that area perhaps check out one of the ladies at the place on Joy, off Cornell.

Just finished with a disaster of a session.

Feeling frisky and full I needed a release.

Walked in a got Coco. Should of passed but she's a short spinner type and felt like I needed to rail the hell out of someone. Again I should of got the other girl Sai sai I think.

Coco started off with a horrible massage and saok me in oil. Then proceeded to drive her elbows into my spine. No attempt to even touch the buttocks or legs. Then she disappeared for about five minutes.

Came back and more shitty massage followed by a hot towel clean up. On the flip she put a cover on the limp monkey and tried to stuff him inside her twat. I asked ", no BJ?" Replying no, not enough time.

OK, at this point I should of cut my losses and run. But I'm have hard and decided to try to nut its what I came her for.

This * said go slow. Go slow and just barely put the tip in. WTF! Tried to flip her over front cg and she said no. Ok lady get your nut then I want to get mine.

Finally got her to flip to stand mish. Again slow. Slow and proceeded to push me back so it's just the tip. This is frustrating for sure. Tried to go k9 and she refused to flip. Just turned and laid flat. Tried to get further in and finally begrudgingly said in her ear you fucking suck. So she finally turn for k9. Got in and started a good rhythm and then she fucked it up by pulling away. So I just grab the hot towel got the cover off threw it down and got dressed and walked out.

$$ was the damage and now I'm back at the hotel going to beat myself to sleep.

I don't recommend this place or the girl.

[JayXakain]

Just finished with a disaster of a session.

Feeling frisky and full I needed a release.

Walked in a got Coco. Should of passed but she's a short spinner type and felt like I needed to rail the hell out of someone. Again I should of got the other girl Sai sai I think.

Coco started off with a horrible massage and saok me in oil. Then proceeded to drive her elbows into my spine. No attempt to even touch the buttocks or legs. Then she disappeared for about five minutes.

Came back and more shitty massage followed by a hot towel clean up. On the flip she put a cover on the limp monkey and tried to stuff him inside her twat. I asked ", no BJ?" Replying no, not enough time.

OK, at this point I should of cut my losses and run. But I'm have hard and decided to try to nut its what I came her for.

This * said go slow. Go slow and just barely put the tip in. WTF! Tried to flip her over front cg and she said no. Ok lady get your nut then I want to get mine.

Finally got her to flip to stand mish. Again slow. Slow and proceeded to push me back so it's just the tip. This is frustrating for sure. Tried to go k9 and she refused to flip. Just turned and laid flat. Tried to get further in and finally begrudgingly said in her ear you fucking suck. So she finally turn for k9. Got in and started a good rhythm and then she fucked it up by pulling away. So I just grab the hot towel got the cover off threw it down and got dressed and walked out.

$$ was the damage and now I'm back at the hotel going to beat myself to sleep.

I don't recommend this place or the girl.

Honestly the place is a def skip if Angela is not there.

[DickRk]

Just finished with a disaster of a session.

Feeling frisky and full I needed a release.

Walked in a got Coco. Should of passed but she's a short spinner type and felt like I needed to rail the hell out of someone. Again I should of got the other girl Sai sai I think.

Coco started off with a horrible massage and saok me in oil. Then proceeded to drive her elbows into my spine. No attempt to even touch the buttocks or legs. Then she disappeared for about five minutes.

Came back and more shitty massage followed by a hot towel clean up. On the flip she put a cover on the limp monkey and tried to stuff him inside her twat. I asked ", no BJ?" Replying no, not enough time.

OK, at this point I should of cut my losses and run. But I'm have hard and decided to try to nut its what I came her for.

This * said go slow. Go slow and just barely put the tip in. WTF! Tried to flip her over front cg and she said no. Ok lady get your nut then I want to get mine.

Finally got her to flip to stand mish. Again slow. Slow and proceeded to push me back so it's just the tip. This is frustrating for sure. Tried to go k9 and she refused to flip. Just turned and laid flat. Tried to get further in and finally begrudgingly said in her ear you fucking suck. So she finally turn for k9. Got in and started a good rhythm and then she fucked it up by pulling away. So I just grab the hot towel got the cover off threw it down and got dressed and walked out.

$$ was the damage and now I'm back at the hotel going to beat myself to sleep.

I don't recommend this place or the girl.

[Amp Guide]

Cannot remember the name of the place. But you can find it. Had a nice time but the entrance smell is reminding me of someone who left the bathroom fan off, Also she seemed to want to put the laundry in the dryer more than focus on me. Then the boss lady or someone came in. Lots of Mandrin spoken loudly in the front room. I was a little annoyed. This girl is cute, great body. Super cute face School girl outfit. Has some nice b to c cup boobs Nice small nipples, Not the number one pencil eraser tip ones you sometimes see. Only above under the cover roaming. Might repeat She was super cute.

Service varies some there. Your time could be better or worse.

Cheers Might be off to Phoenix again. Cannot wait.

[Pdx503]

I'm all for calling out shills and misleading reviews. But everyone has different preferences, and no one should feel like they're going to be attacked for sharing an experience.

You've made some bold claims to say sisters massage over at Powell was in every way superior to Love. You peaked my interest. Might of missed out on Bella at the time, but found NaNa. Small, busted teeth / face, and big fakes. You pointed out the CBJ didn't take away from the experience. Not my cup of tea. If that's what you enjoy to make it a superior experience, by all means, thanks for sharing.

But it does sound like you've had an awful experience compared to everyone else posting about Love. Care to elaborate? Of course as always, YMMV.

Correct, to each their own. I personally prefer to be paired up with a provider who is visually attractive to my tastes, even if the services are safety only. I enjoy the companionship of a above average looking women, even for covered services. BB is not important to me. I was put off my nana's teeth at first also but got past it with the rest of her looks and personality. You say big fake tits like its a bad thing haha.

I could find someone who I'm not attracted to to give me BBBJ just like the rest of you but I would not be into it and feel it a waste of my time and money. I visited Love at least a handful of times, but never really found it better then any other shop I have ever visited. But that's jsut my opinion.

[AmaznAzn]

Arrived around 1 pm to this little hole in the wall parlor. A girl named Lee Lee took me into a room. She was short stumpy and chubby Gilf fo sure not pretty. I got nude and she began a 5 minute Massage before she asked me to flip. She whispered in my ear want sucky sucky. I said yes. She said ok how much? Onesixty but I want boom boom. She said no just sucky sucky. I tried to convince her but she said sorry no cover. I agreed. BBBJ was performed but it was very lame. It was mostly just the tip and a HJ. I asked if I can just slide it in between her melons and she agreed. So 2 minutes of slipping and sliding I busted. Overall experience 4. 0 out of 10 and that score is me being nice.

Wendy must not be offering the same services that she used to, when I used to see her she would try to jump on BB and I'd have to tell her to wrap it up first.