Massage Parlor Reports

[Oc Amper]

They had a busted pipeline, takes about 7-10 days to fix. Don't all rush there when they close to fix plumbing LOL.

Probably jammed packed with condoms. Wonder if the plumbers will get tipped to keep their mouth shut, LOL.

[Faceless1]

Mm is hot I want her haha.

She is meh. I had an encounter with her before. Trust me theres a reason she is MMS now.

[CoWarriors]

I texted the shop to set up an appointment. I didn't specify who, but I've been pleased with all the talent I've met here thus far, so I'm perfectly happy taking dealer's choice. It's a little before noon when I arrive. I'm both surprised and not surprised at the number of gentlemen having their lunch breaks out in the Garden.

The attractive latina that I remember from my last time here (Ruby, I assume?) greets me at the door and guides me to a room, collecting the house fee. It's been a bit chilly the last few days so the heater in the corner is a welcome addition to the room, even with the sun out today. I take a seat and warm myself for a few minutes until a slim Chinese girl in a short white therapist's coat walks in with my change. Luxurious highlighted hair, pretty face, nice legs. She closes the door behind her and turns to face me. Her unbuttoned coat hangs open, revealing the lingerie underneath: a white lace bodysuit with a neckline so deep that it touches her navel and so wide that the nipples of her C-cups peek out. Very fetching.

We take turns on the massage table, first me, then her. She tells me she likes a hard massage. "If it's not hard, you can't feel it", she explains. I dig in to accommodate her and she seems satisfied. We slowly transition into some LFK / DFK. The shop is getting rather busy at this point, so I DATY to allow her to free up her hands so she can answer her messages. It's hard to compete for attention against a smartphone in the modern age, but her moans and hip movements suggest I've got at least some of her attention..

Thanks for your review. How much was the rental fees?

[New8888]

Went in this afternoon without any appointment. MMS answered the door and took me to the big room. I asked to see the new girl since I already tried the others and then Tina walked in. She is a pretty looker with some big knockers! She was playful in dfk with me so we got down to business right away. She drops down to her knees for some BBBJ, bls, and deep throat got me very turned on. Got onto the table and more of the same but she was extra playful pushing me down to give me some sloppy BBBJ. Rubber went on and I got on top to take control to pound her balls deep in mish and sideways. Tried couple other positions like dg, rcg, cg. She was extra wet and rolled her eyes back as we both came in cg. It was a very good session to say the least. She cleaned me up real good and we got dressed while still playing around dfk. MMS came in and asked how was it and smiled. I think it looked obvious I was more than satisfied.

Mm is hot I want her haha.

[JBunshin]

I texted the shop to set up an appointment. I didn't specify who, but I've been pleased with all the talent I've met here thus far, so I'm perfectly happy taking dealer's choice. It's a little before noon when I arrive. I'm both surprised and not surprised at the number of gentlemen having their lunch breaks out in the Garden.

The attractive latina that I remember from my last time here (Ruby, I assume?) greets me at the door and guides me to a room, collecting the house fee. It's been a bit chilly the last few days so the heater in the corner is a welcome addition to the room, even with the sun out today. I take a seat and warm myself for a few minutes until a slim Chinese girl in a short white therapist's coat walks in with my change. Luxurious highlighted hair, pretty face, nice legs. She closes the door behind her and turns to face me. Her unbuttoned coat hangs open, revealing the lingerie underneath: a white lace bodysuit with a neckline so deep that it touches her navel and so wide that the nipples of her C-cups peek out. Very fetching.

We take turns on the massage table, first me, then her. She tells me she likes a hard massage. "If it's not hard, you can't feel it", she explains. I dig in to accommodate her and she seems satisfied. We slowly transition into some LFK / DFK. The shop is getting rather busy at this point, so I DATY to allow her to free up her hands so she can answer her messages. It's hard to compete for attention against a smartphone in the modern age, but her moans and hip movements suggest I've got at least some of her attention.

She invites me to switch positions, and I end up discovering that her philosophy on sex is consistent with her philosophy on massage. We share lasting eye contact as she delivers a very hard, very enthusiastic, corkscrewing suckjob. Once I'm wrapped up, we cycle through a few positions, and she uses her words to express how much she likes hard poundings and hard penises. I jackhammer to accommodate her and she seems satisfied. After I dump the load, I take a moment to enjoy the sweaty finish before slowly pulling myself out of her pulsing vagina. She cleans me up, gives me one more turn on the massage front, and helps me dress before leading me out with water and chocolates in hand.

Mila's a spirited girl. She's here until the end of January if you want to catch her. Have fun.

[Winger537]

Went in this afternoon without any appointment. MMS answered the door and took me to the big room. I asked to see the new girl since I already tried the others and then Tina walked in. She is a pretty looker with some big knockers! She was playful in dfk with me so we got down to business right away. She drops down to her knees for some BBBJ, bls, and deep throat got me very turned on. Got onto the table and more of the same but she was extra playful pushing me down to give me some sloppy BBBJ. Rubber went on and I got on top to take control to pound her balls deep in mish and sideways. Tried couple other positions like dg, rcg, cg. She was extra wet and rolled her eyes back as we both came in cg. It was a very good session to say the least. She cleaned me up real good and we got dressed while still playing around dfk. MMS came in and asked how was it and smiled. I think it looked obvious I was more than satisfied.

[Opi7001]

Or you're going to miss her. Tomorrow is her last day.

By far the best AMP provider I've ever had. Partly because she has my ideal / perfect hard little spinner body that is tight and firm. OMG! And then, she is a pleaser. BBBJ, 69, multiple positions, moaning and dirty talk. I'm so sad she's leaving after tomorrow. Wow!

Funny she gives out the Right Spa frequent flyer punch card. Looks like Right moved to TWO new locations. This one and also off of Chapman & Main in Orange. Not sure if that one has a different name like Garden does.

Abby is a nice time. Think I'm going to see her tonight since she is leaving. Thanks for the heads up. Her and Angela both giving me a bbbj + balls and rimming was something special. Ended up finishing in Angela while Fingering Abby. Abby is particularly good with the duo. She kinda took the lead and told Angela what to do since I think Angela speaks no English.

The other right location is UM spa. It is temporarily closed due to plumbing issues though.

[Caribe]

They had a busted pipeline, takes about 7-10 days to fix. Don't all rush there when they close to fix plumbing LOL.

Busted drain pipe?

[Mr Plumber]

They had a busted pipeline, takes about 7-10 days to fix. Don't all rush there when they close to fix plumbing LOL.

I'm on it! 😀.

[Ass Coach]

Or you're going to miss her. Tomorrow is her last day.

By far the best AMP provider I've ever had. Partly because she has my ideal / perfect hard little spinner body that is tight and firm. OMG! And then, she is a pleaser. BBBJ, 69, multiple positions, moaning and dirty talk. I'm so sad she's leaving after tomorrow. Wow!

Funny she gives out the Right Spa frequent flyer punch card. Looks like Right moved to TWO new locations. This one and also off of Chapman & Main in Orange. Not sure if that one has a different name like Garden does.

[Faceless1]

Just confirmed from horses mouth "closed".

They had a busted pipeline, takes about 7-10 days to fix. Don't all rush there when they close to fix plumbing LOL.

[Jhadiib]

Just confirmed from horses mouth "closed".

Fwiw. Google says "temporarily closed. " 7 am 1/14.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Following 2 mediocre escapades to No'asis & a terrible massage with Iwa finally received some great service Facey recd Ella and going to have to say you got good taste brother.

Ella is a cute little thing with a miniature bubble fanny. Loved her little ass it's small but full. Medium length hair, nice droopy Bs?, cute ducky lips, and appeared fairly young to my eyes? Twenty something? Table shower or massage was offered +1, I received both and tongue baths included dry and wet, her massage was stellar (better than Iwa at Burkes and this was a FS girl) BJ was decently notched, DT present and Salad Toss was out of this world (best in a while) I would repeat simply for her rimmade. I was pretty much ready to burst after foreplay. I can only really dock her on her DFK it was pretty terrible also she seemed to want to get the coitus over near the end (posish changing was annoying) . Have to say, "AS great as her service was it was strictly business and didn't feel GFE not even Faked GFE. Stretch marks on her belly lead me to believe she's a single mother making money for her kid.

A fat guy walked in as we were wrapping it up, she seemed rather depressed about it but hey that's the nature of the beast ay. Anyway definitely great session full of ecstasy and would rec as best of the year so far. Maybe Garden next, twill see. Shout Facey, Xiao.

[AntonioKalani]

Looks like this review from very recently

Just confirmed from horses mouth "closed".

[CoWarriors]

Hi all,

Went to UM. And called. Told they are closed. Are they permanently closed?

Looks like this review from very recently:

I was exhausted from work so I wanted to get pampered and made my way to UM. I was hoping for a lineup but they all of a sudden got busy and got stuck with Mandy. A very skinny and small girl with dyed blonded short hair, her body type is not my taste but also not a bad choice, but I usually always pick a bigger or thicc girl over skinny any day.

We started off with standard route. I asked about her menu and to my surprise, she can do the nuru. That is what I really want at that moment so perfect. Then she started her nuru routine with full body slide. Super sensual. Then she asked me to go on all fours and then gave me a rimming, although not particularly deep or aggressive while stroking jr. I then flip and she cleans me and gives me a BBBJ. I usually finished the first nut in CIM in NURU but this time it did not happen as I was exhasuted from work.

She lubes my ass again and gives me another light rimming. After that she asks me to flip and I get up and play with her chest and her small nipples. Then I lie down and she goes for a BBBJ to get me hard and puts on the cover for CFS cowgirl. Then we went to mish and I popped a big load in the bag. Time running out she gets a hot towel clean up and we finish the session.

She gets the job done and checks the boxes.