Massage Parlor Reports

[CharlesPeligro]

Where can I find info on the AAMPs?

There are a few different agencies. KAngels, Asian Pink and CC. Read the KAngels thread for info. There is a search bar, advanced search, Google. The world is your oyster when you use all three.

[CorveLay]

Hi all. I am very into convenience, which means I've been sticking with Orchid for years as it's close to home and decent enough.

Speaking of which, and to inject some more Seattle into this, how is Orchid's situation these days? I was there frequently when the Kathy / Cici / Coco crew was there with their labcoats 4 years ago, but once they seemingly moved on I found the experiences dropped off dramatically. Visited about 6 months ago, told the lady I had minimal time and wanted 30 minutes. She stuck me in a room to undress. Didn't come back in for about fifteen minutes. Once I heard her with another customer through the wall I got dressed. I had already given her the house fee. Considered just abandoning it, but waited for the other guy to leave. Told her it wasn't cool to leave me hanging without notice, especially when I'd told her I was short on time. She began crying when I asked for my house fee back. Never had post-nut clarity pre-nut before, but with her begging me to stay I realized she was a surprisingly unattractive auntie and bounced.

It's a shame all the quality seems to be either in Renton or Everett. Even the marginal pre-covid north Seattle AAMP situation is now absolutely dead.

[CamelToe2000]

Little bit belated, but saw Angel at good last week. Very nice, natural body (some of the hard body gals at the AMPs are surgically enhanced, not just fake cans but lipo and mid-section work). All the typical Good services provided and she's on the slow and sensual side of the sensual / jackhammer spectrum, which I appreciate. Also wore this cute outfit that let her cans hang out instead of just immediately disrobing to her birthday suit, which was also a nice touch. Can't quite get it all on deepthroat, but gave it a good effort and takes direction well. Very enthusiastic thumbs up from me, would see again.

This has been well documented, but I should note that I counted probably 8 chimes of the front door while I was there. I dunno if they were stacking them like a clown car, or people were leaving and coming back or what. I came early in the day (mid-morning) on a weekday thinking it'd be less busy but no such luck.

[DatyMan007]

OMG just can't get enough of this Asian princess. All previous reports are spot on. Had a session with her Friday night and needless to say she blew my mind. Her physique is extremely fit body to die for I'm estimating she's late 20's but her body is that of a 19 year old large C's and very nice ass perfectly proportioned to her 5' 4" height. Started with an amazing massage then BBBJ, Daty, dato, on goes the cover for Cg, aCG, and the view from K9 did me in a true sight to behold. She's a true princess couldn't contain myself and saw Elsa again Sunday Morning and she didn't disappoint an experience just like on Friday night but enhanced to full on PSE with deep FK was hoping for a CIM finish but she's so tight that CG did me in and blew in the Bag. Did I mention she's very tight OMG a true Gem.

Disclaimer: this is only for entertainment purposes A dream if you will.

[AmpluckyCat]

Just landed back in Seattle after being home for a month. Since I ended my last trip with ViVi, I figured it was a good idea to start this trip with ViVi.

Provider Details: Beauty: 5/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 5.

ViVi is simply amazing. She has very beautiful GND appeal. Her body is absolutely incredible; nice curves and cute little ass; soft in all the right places. Kitty is neatly trimmed. Her breasts are natural D's.

Service Details: DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DT, TUMA, FIV, DATY, DATO, CFS, CIM, MSOG.

Started by showering together where she gave some BBBJ preview.

Massage was incredible. Great technique with some good pressure. Cat bath, and mouth cupping along my back. Finished off with some body slides. The spun around and gave me a great TUMA session.

Service Highlights:

I can definitely say that ViVi stepped it up during this session. She really kicked the GFE into overdrive. She put some extra effort into her oral session today; she went beyond the point of gagging herself, and gave me probably the sloppiest & wettest BJ I've ever had. She took great pleasure in watching herself work in the mirror. She was really working overtime to get that first pop with her BJ / HJ combination.

Since it wasn't busy, and we weren't rushed for time, we took some time to try a few different positions. Her CG is phenomenal. The she switches to RCG and her ass looks absolutely incredible. Mish, standing Mish, K9, and a few positions that I don't even know the names of. Her favorite seems to be Flat Iron, and she really encouraged me to BRING IT. Unloaded CIM.

Rested for a few minutes, got some water, and for round two it was more standing K9, BJ / HJ, titty slides, and CIM finish.

Conclusion: ViVi is simply incredible! Go see her. You won't be disappointed.

Recommendation: Yes.

[HouseFriedRice]

I wrote a review of Lala / Yao at Magnolia recently. It was accurate based on my experience. I'm a big fan of her and my visits are always fantastic. But since then, more than one guy here has reported the requested rate (s) were higher and satisfaction with service was lower. This makes me feel duped and used for a positive review.

Nothing wrong with your positive reviews. It's not like she necessarily knew she'd get the extra volume after your first visit. Thank you for your info!

Recently saw my own ATF Lili who leaves tomorrow (though should be back in the area in a month or so). Opted for a HJ for this visit and I can't even count how many times I came because they seemed to overlap with each other since she had a finger up my ass. I want to say I hit 4 orgasms. And not your typical ones I distinctly remember my whole body including my legs were shaking pretty uncontrollably for long stretches of time. Over 7 (almost) continuous minutes. I was in disbelief after the first 4 minutes, but as she'd done once before she oiled up again and went back to stroking and fingering me again. I wasn't sure I had anything left in me, but she somehow got me to cum once more and when I looked down she gave a new meaning to 'white knuckling it' as there was cum all over her hands.

Yes she used a glove for the finger going in me, no it did not detract from my experience whatsoever.

Again YMMV as she doesn't always do this for me, and I think other mongers have reported only getting HJs from her. She's at La Moon in belltown if you can catch her before she leaves.

[SeattleStorm]

Will you please to explain all the capital initials there? I am new to the hobby! Thank you!

Where can I find info on the AAMPs?

[FlyingGolfball]

Will you please to explain all the capital initials there? I am new to the hobby! Thank you!

You will be extremely surprised that there is "abbreviations" section on the drop down menu on the top. Right below "log out" and "Settings" button.

[HexLam1702]

Welcome to reality haha.

You have options in the area. STGs=desperate women. Lots of reasons, drugs mostly.

TNA= Mostly GPS, some gems. Worst value for services, generally.

AAMPs=Nice apartment, hot girls, BBFS.

Auntie / GILF AMPs=self explanatory, BBFS possible with and old woman.

GPS AMPs= potentially a huge waste of time, expect upcharge and haggling.

Big Monkey AMPs=200, convenient, no wasting time messaging nonstop, great service.

Will you please to explain all the capital initials there? I am new to the hobby! Thank you!

[CharlesPeligro]

Not usually an AMP guy, but with the reviews, I thought I'd give it a try. Drew a hottie named Bella. Said she's been in town about a month. Holy shit. I get it. All of you are correct. Now I need to try Good. LFK, BBBJ, CFS.

Welcome to reality haha.

You have options in the area. STGs=desperate women. Lots of reasons, drugs mostly.

TNA= Mostly GPS, some gems. Worst value for services, generally.

AAMPs=Nice apartment, hot girls, BBFS.

Auntie / GILF AMPs=self explanatory, BBFS possible with and old woman.

GPS AMPs= potentially a huge waste of time, expect upcharge and haggling.

Big Monkey AMPs=200, convenient, no wasting time messaging nonstop, great service.

[BayouJ]

Not usually an AMP guy, but with the reviews, I thought I'd give it a try. Drew a hottie named Bella. Said she's been in town about a month. Holy shit. I get it. All of you are correct. Now I need to try Good. LFK, BBBJ, CFS.

[HexLam1702]

Doesn she allow to be cum in her mouth? And how much did she want for your service?

[Manager9]

Hi all. I am very into convenience, which means I've been sticking with Orchid for years as it's close to home and decent enough. But let's say I'm up for some variety. Does anyone have any recent info on Dream Spa? If you'd like to keep it DL, please message me. I'm interested in everything Orchid offers (or more. But not less) and want to give somewhere else a try. If you'd know of something in the area (Ballard, Fremont, Wallingford) and want to throw me a bone, have at.

Dream is just average Seattle AMP experience with an occasional jackpot and is all CFS. If you want to go to a low volume shop with 0 interruptions then it is your spot. Donation is higher (+ 40 or 60 depending on their mood) and I don't like haggling so I do not go there anymore. If I read reports that they are are accepting $$ for CFS then I might consider it.

[BurningMoon]

Anyone have any intel on talent / offerings at M Spa on 156th in Bellevue?

[AussieFury]

Finally met Mia at Good.

Looks exactly like the photo mgr sent me. Slim with firm MM Bs. Great body. Loves your dick in her mouth. Loooooong BBBJ cock worship session in multiple positions. Dirty talker. Tight. When she looked up at me in the mirror during a DG pounding and begged me to cum in her mouth, I immediately lost it too quick. I'll be back to try again.

A few times while she was riding in CG she smiled and looked a lot like Alyssa up there.

Maybe I can convince them to do a duo. Closest we'll get to the love twins.

Mia is a GFE / PSE combo girl. 200 all in. Got full visit. Will be back.

The girls there call me “Big Monkey” and telling them you’re a Big Monkey friend will make them giggle and also suck your dick 37% harder.