Massage Parlor Reports

[Mondo72]

Yea look for Sarah she works Monday and Thursday.

Wild Latina MILF.

Does she have an open menu? Can you tells a bit more info.

TIA.

Mondo.

[Heizenberg]

Chiro-care in Culver I believe is Latina masseuses.

Yea look for Sarah she works Monday and Thursday.

Wild Latina MILF.

[LatchkeyKid]

Went without an appointment on Sunday-- Was greeted by a tall, attractive, sexi girl.

She led me to the room, took my money, came back and showed me her phone. She wanted to know if I was the guy who called to make an appointment. Not me (and he never came LOL). So she left and in came JoJo-- same age, hotter!

I was her first and it was 1 pm. Super sexy outfit and didn't ask if I wanted an hour or just a half. They know LOL.

1 minute of talk-- her English is very poor but better than the other provider. Quick flip and asked if I wanted it all. Yes. With no condom? Correct. Cost more. 1. 6 total.

First lots of kissing while she had mouthwash in her mouth--nice talent. Spit it out and we DFK more. Her BBBJ was only very nice, as she left the boys alone. I encouraged her to give them a go, but it lasted 10 seconds. She loves to fuck, so away we went. Mish, doggie and Mish again. Beautiful body with perfect C's, maybe larger. Fun to see them bounce. CG was a great idea as she DFK while grinding away. I'm older, so I can last forever with a rubber. She realized that and wanted to BBJ again. Good idea.

Finished that way and like the sweet provider's do, she dressed me, kissed more. I'll return this week.

[Slicer4]

Can you point some of those latina parlors around this area? Noting but Asian that I know of. Thanks man.

Chiro-care in Culver I believe is Latina masseuses.

[BadAssViking73]

How far are you willing to travel? If you are trying to stay right next to LAX then your options are a bit limited, but if you are willing to drive 20 minutes or so then your options greatly increase. It's LA, you got to drive. If you want to stay right next to LAX then Lenox is probably the area you are going to have the best luck, there are some solid Latina parlors in that area if that is your flavor. If you are willing to travel your options open up greatly.

Mr recommendations There is the LAX Spa directly across the street from the airport, next door to a 7-11. I haven't been there in years, maybe someone on this board can speak up. They give you some oversized boxer shorts to put on, but I've seen some reviews that said they didn't put them and the lady didn't object. A couple of miles away there is LaLa Massage in a strip mall at the corner of Manchester and Osage. The one time I went there, it was rub 'and tug only, the ladies are all wearing black denims and white polo shirts and never undressed. Also, MMS can walk by and look over the door and see what's shaking. In Lennox, there's Lennox Accu on Lennox Blvd next to a fire station. They seem to run hot and cold, maybe someone with recent experience can PM you. Best of Luck.

[Domelike2020]

I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?

LAX is not my local area, but I have visited a few ladies in hotels / motels just minutes from LAX. I'm sure you can find plenty of options in the LAX area.

If you are strictly looking AMP; sorry. I have no AMP experiences near LAX.

[PriscillaM]

Can you point some of those latina parlors around this area? Noting but Asian that I know of. Thanks man.

If by this area, you mean the westside, there are I think Messican gals at (a) 118** Santa Monica. This is a fairly hideous joint with girls who look like they are ready to be deported and have malpractice claims against their doctors for horrid boobjobs. There is also season massage on Santa Monica, like by Sawtelle I think, place has Latinas, but either they are housekeepers or guys are keeping it a secret and they are of the Sawtelle quality hot young Asian.

Maybe Accu chiro on Washington has nortenos?

[KnotHead61]

How far are you willing to travel? If you are trying to stay right next to LAX then your options are a bit limited, but if you are willing to drive 20 minutes or so then your options greatly increase. It's LA, you got to drive. If you want to stay right next to LAX then Lenox is probably the area you are going to have the best luck, there are some solid Latina parlors in that area if that is your flavor. If you are willing to travel your options open up greatly.

Can you point some of those latina parlors around this area? Noting but Asian that I know of. Thanks man.

[Fatonius]

Check you in box.

I'm talking about the one on Robertson.

PM me if you guys have any intel about anything. Happy to trade.

Don't really feel like visiting multiple times to find a provider I like. But If I do I will report.

There isn't much info out there but it seems like it has potential for a younger hotter provider.

[ButtMuncher4]

Usually 2 Latinas at Moon. Current ones are bigger then the 1st few but def better service then 8155. I spent all of November here. Through the line up multiple times. I usually get away with $.2 at the usual spots but here I give them $.6 to $$. Worth it. Baileys great, Mia too. Treat them well!

Do any of the Latinas do BBFS?

[Balrogg]

I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?

How far are you willing to travel? If you are trying to stay right next to LAX then your options are a bit limited, but if you are willing to drive 20 minutes or so then your options greatly increase. It's LA, you got to drive. If you want to stay right next to LAX then Lenox is probably the area you are going to have the best luck, there are some solid Latina parlors in that area if that is your flavor. If you are willing to travel your options open up greatly.

[PriscillaM]

I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?

The one AMP nearby, and meaning you can fucken walk to it from the tarmac, is super spa on Sepulveda. It is an off leash dog park.

If you have an uber, try red lantern or any of the other FS places in culver city.

But getting in and out of lax is about as easy as fighting a fire without water. Traffic near lax can be as vicious as a ravens locker-room.

[Balrogg]

I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?

There are plenty, how far are you willing to travel? Ubering 15-20 minutes out greatly increases your options.

If you want to stay right next to LAX, going to be honest I'm not too familiar with the options, but there are plenty. Think the Lennox area would be your best bet, think there are some Latina spas in that area if that's your thing.

[XCasper0074]

I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?

[PriscillaM]

So after watching 24 hours straight of some of my best customers houses going up in smoke with my fish in their freezer, I decided I needed a relaxing session of collaborational asian masturbation.

I really did not want to go to red Lantern because the roll call was as impressive as a fire hydrant in Pacific Palisades.

I figured I would make the return to Wharf massage and take what was offered.

I get in and yoyo is running the show with Kiki or whatever the funk her name is that old wisened bag playing wing.

I figure I would do an hour with yo-yo as she has hands that are as smooth as the fish cutting counter at the reel inn (RIP).

I gave her the 60 bucks and then put in the first room past the foyer. Yo-yo is wearing some ridiculous grandma pants and a top with a medical mask about four or five times the size of her face I think this was the Oprah Winfrey model.

Yo-yo knows my inclinations and does a soft tickle massage all over and after about 14 seconds has her thumb inspecting my anus for blackheads and steatos.

She is doing that for a while and does some rather impressive ball stretching in front and side wise penor grabbing and then gets behind me on the table for a real ass inspection.

I am faced down she then starts to chart the contours of my ass with her fingers like she is crocheting a ski beanie for a hummingbird.

She is all over the brown cavity and I am delighted by the fact that she is not putting her entire fist in.

All of a sudden I sensed a disturbance in the force. I felt a buzzing and I immediately panic and think that maybe wharf has gone AI mode and will replace the Asian fingers with a maid in Hong Kong dildonic.

But, no, this was her personal cell phone. She answers starts asking for frank frank frank, who does not answer so she hangs up and with one finger in my tushness she calls back frank, who does not answer.

I'm thinking maybe this was her English as a fourth language instructor setting up a meeting in Monterey Park.

Well frank calls back immediately and it turns out that frank is king of the fuckos. Frank is calling her because yoyo is back in town from a vacation in Hong Kong and Japan.

Now yoyo's English is somewhere in between the language skills of a deaf mute and a four year old on too much Ritalin.

Frank has the conversational skills of the Los Angeles Fire Chief being asked if it was a good idea to have empty reservoirs during fire season.

Yo-yo tells him that the vacation was rather boring because she had to walk around a lot. I'm guessing that's a change from having to jerk guys off a lot at her regular job.

Frank who is trying to butter her up like she is a Kaiser roll at phillipe the original says, and I shit you not here, well "did you regret going on the trip. ".

Now do you think yo-yo understood what this neandertal fucko meant. She said what do you mean regret and I do not understand.

He said meaning did you not want, um did you wish you hadn't gone. I could tell this guy had a back order like the building materials aisle at the palisades home depot.

She said, ohh I had a good time.

At which point frank realized that this wasn't going to be the World Series of romantic platitudes and asked where she was.

She says Wilshire which means the Wharf. He says oh is it bad out there I hear people can't breathe while climaxing. Like we're supposed to feel sorry for this mother focker who interrupts my finger in the ass sesh to sched with yo-yo and whine about how he might not be able to breathe if he has to go to the Wharf.

She says no it's not that bad. He says well can we meet in Westwood. This is the season massage next to the smoke shop on the 2200 block of Westwood Blvd. Because it's more convenient for him as he has to run errands I am assuming for his desk hen wife.

She says OK I'll call you in about an hour, I'll be there in an hour. I guess there's some Uber handjob express that transports the staff from the Wilshire location to the Westwood location.

Anyhow after fingering me proper, yo-yo had me turn over and did her standard clinically acceptable job of genital milking. It was not made much better by her having a yelling match with I believe Kiki regarding scheduling and the likelihood of the Lakers trading Austin Reeves for five guys from the YMCA. I nutted a rather pathetic load and gave her 100 bucks.

Then, when leaving, I remembered I needed hot dog buns and who the fuck do I see at smart and final down the block on Santa Monica but Kiki the resources manager buying all those big quantities of waters waters that nobody should ever drink.

Anyways if you are frank and you are reading this I hope you grow like an onion with your head in the ground and your ass in the air.