The Massholes

[BillyBaloney]

Idk if its him? If its not* I apologize. Consolidating other members reports tells me it might be him.

Hans, you are obviously a short bus rider and not too bright. I assume you and JohnGlobal are probably real life retarded bros. The good news is I am here to help!

So, you did not "consolidate" other members reports to reach a conclusion. What you did was review other members reports. Consolidate is something different.

So, consolidate means to merge. If two companies come together they have consolidated or merged.

Let's give some examples that a dimwit like you can understand.

When A2 took the posts of TwoQplusTwoQ and listed them under Fuhgetaboudit's handle he consolidated or merged them.

When A2 took the posts of Activeman and listed them under Mattis's WongMichael handle he consolidated or merged them.

When A2 took the posts of NewbieStyle's and listed them under Andirs's Cheezefist handle and then rolled both of those into OlGary's handle he consolidated or merged them.

Hope this helps. Moving forward if you are having trouble with big words just send a PM. I will help you.

[Andir]

Idk if its him? If its not* I apologize. Consolidating other members reports tells me it might be him.

That's him, Hans. The idiot can not control himself — he just started a fight with CamelToe Guy on regular massage thread. LOL!

[Max Walker86]

Hey dumbass, previously known as Wiseass. Still capitalizing random words? Do you have a baby carrot-sized pee pee for a dick? It's likely the case if Anna didn't feel tight to you. Sad.

Idk if its him? If its not* I apologize. Consolidating other members reports tells me it might be him.

[Andir]

Tight Pussy?

Hey dumbass, previously known as Wiseass. Still capitalizing random words? Do you have a baby carrot-sized pee pee for a dick? It's likely the case if Anna didn't feel tight to you. Sad.

[CornPop]

That's why you always have to use a burner phone number.

They included two videos also.

This is the second time in all of my years in the hobby I had a threat like this.

Thank you sanctuary city If we had ICE these people would be gone.

[Indigo456]

That's why you always have to use a burner phone number.

They included two videos also.

This is the second time in all of my years in the hobby I had a threat like this.

Seems like a good way to drum up business. I get them sporadically from MS13 gangs. Usually with some graphic pic.

[Puckhead72]

This person tried to call as well, didn't answer. Would've loved to. But that would've made it worse. Good bye, Jose.

Seems like a good way to drum up business. I get them sporadically from MS13 gangs. Usually with some graphic pic.

[Andir]

Stopped back in before Christmas. Place has a name now, "Healing Hands Massage", a phone number, and business cards. Only one MT was there at that time, but I did pop in late, after 9 pm, before closing. MT said her name was Yuyu, pretty face, looked in her 30's, and OK body. Same as before, massage and HJ finish. I just wouldn't call it a "Standard HJ" finish. When Yuyu finished the massage, there was no flip with pillow. She pulled my legs apart to spread eagle position. Then she got up on the table, sat at the end with her legs spreadeagled, and pulled my legs over her legs. So there I am face-down, spreadeagled with my legs resting on her legs, and my hips elevated, providing easy access for her to perform the HJ. Her technique was slow, both hands, and light pressure. Definitely a good experience.

Nice story, fuckface (AKA Wiseass). It's not BS, it's a fantasy-enhanced description of reality, right?

[Augustwest]

This belongs on Massholes section.

Move your argument to there.

I think it was a joke.

BTW I've been threatened with banishment for "discouraging others from posting" for far less than this. As in, not discouraging others from posting. I guess the mod is taking a well-earned day off.

[Rupert 2]

LOL @ " obfuscate " (will google definition).

This belongs on Massholes section.

Move your argument to there.

[Marvelous10]

Because the shit is pointless. Everybody fucks it up and so nobody knows for sure what you're saying. Just use numbers, there is absolutely ZERO point to try to obfuscate dollar amounts.

LOL @ " obfuscate " (will google definition).

[ThizzleHats]

Sir you have 586 posts in these forums how is it possible you cannot encrypt $$.

Because the shit is pointless. Everybody fucks it up and so nobody knows for sure what you're saying. Just use numbers, there is absolutely ZERO point to try to obfuscate dollar amounts.

[PaulRew]

Sir you have 586 posts in these forums how is it possible you cannot encrypt $$.

Slim my point was that it continues to be stupid to, in your word, encrypt the cost of services. Are you next going to defend the idiots that start their reviews with " I had a dream" ?

Oh, since you mentioned post count you will discover that most high post count guys will 100% agree with me.

[Sonny Corleone]

Sir you have 586 posts in these forums how is it possible you cannot encrypt $$.

I thought $$$ was obviously $300. Yes started with CBJ.

[SlimDiddly]

Was she also CBJ? And the whole dollar sign thing is BS, are you saying you paid $300 for an hour and got CFS?

Sir you have 586 posts in these forums how is it possible you cannot encrypt $$.