Massage Parlor Reports

[HexLam1702]

Welcome to reality haha.

You have options in the area. STGs=desperate women. Lots of reasons, drugs mostly.

TNA= Mostly GPS, some gems. Worst value for services, generally.

AAMPs=Nice apartment, hot girls, BBFS.

Auntie / GILF AMPs=self explanatory, BBFS possible with and old woman.

GPS AMPs= potentially a huge waste of time, expect upcharge and haggling.

Big Monkey AMPs=200, convenient, no wasting time messaging nonstop, great service.

Will you please to explain all the capital initials there? I am new to the hobby! Thank you!

[CharlesPeligro]

Not usually an AMP guy, but with the reviews, I thought I'd give it a try. Drew a hottie named Bella. Said she's been in town about a month. Holy shit. I get it. All of you are correct. Now I need to try Good. LFK, BBBJ, CFS.

Welcome to reality haha.

You have options in the area. STGs=desperate women. Lots of reasons, drugs mostly.

TNA= Mostly GPS, some gems. Worst value for services, generally.

AAMPs=Nice apartment, hot girls, BBFS.

Auntie / GILF AMPs=self explanatory, BBFS possible with and old woman.

GPS AMPs= potentially a huge waste of time, expect upcharge and haggling.

Big Monkey AMPs=200, convenient, no wasting time messaging nonstop, great service.

[BayouJ]

Not usually an AMP guy, but with the reviews, I thought I'd give it a try. Drew a hottie named Bella. Said she's been in town about a month. Holy shit. I get it. All of you are correct. Now I need to try Good. LFK, BBBJ, CFS.

[HexLam1702]

Doesn she allow to be cum in her mouth? And how much did she want for your service?

[Manager9]

Hi all. I am very into convenience, which means I've been sticking with Orchid for years as it's close to home and decent enough. But let's say I'm up for some variety. Does anyone have any recent info on Dream Spa? If you'd like to keep it DL, please message me. I'm interested in everything Orchid offers (or more. But not less) and want to give somewhere else a try. If you'd know of something in the area (Ballard, Fremont, Wallingford) and want to throw me a bone, have at.

Dream is just average Seattle AMP experience with an occasional jackpot and is all CFS. If you want to go to a low volume shop with 0 interruptions then it is your spot. Donation is higher (+ 40 or 60 depending on their mood) and I don't like haggling so I do not go there anymore. If I read reports that they are are accepting $$ for CFS then I might consider it.

[BurningMoon]

Anyone have any intel on talent / offerings at M Spa on 156th in Bellevue?

[AussieFury]

Finally met Mia at Good.

Looks exactly like the photo mgr sent me. Slim with firm MM Bs. Great body. Loves your dick in her mouth. Loooooong BBBJ cock worship session in multiple positions. Dirty talker. Tight. When she looked up at me in the mirror during a DG pounding and begged me to cum in her mouth, I immediately lost it too quick. I'll be back to try again.

A few times while she was riding in CG she smiled and looked a lot like Alyssa up there.

Maybe I can convince them to do a duo. Closest we'll get to the love twins.

Mia is a GFE / PSE combo girl. 200 all in. Got full visit. Will be back.

The girls there call me “Big Monkey” and telling them you’re a Big Monkey friend will make them giggle and also suck your dick 37% harder.

[AussieFury]

I wrote a review of Lala / Yao at Magnolia recently. It was accurate based on my experience. I'm a big fan of her and my visits are always fantastic. But since then, more than one guy here has reported the requested rate (s) were higher and satisfaction with service was lower. This makes me feel duped and used for a positive review.

I don't know exactly how things work with this group, so I don't know how much the rate issues lie with management vs. Talent (I know Magnolia charges higher house fees in addition to a $20 daily fee to work at the shoppe). Service issues, however, are all on the provider. I will say that compared to other shoppes like Good and Tokyo, the ownership / mgt here seems more short-sighted — grab what you can now, even if it prevents a client from returning later.

I don't like feeling unknowingly involved in what's effectively a bait and switch.

I don't have any power to change whatever is happening there, other than to say I won't be back at Magnolia this month.

[TripleThreat]

Stopped in last week around noon. It was very quiet, maybe due to the rain. I rang the inside buzzer and waited a minute for a girl to let me in. I think she was eating lunch and wasn't expecting anyone. I could tell that I was the only one there. She spoke almost no English with a bad accent, but I managed to learn that her name is Yuyu (sp?) She asked for. 4 for the hh, so I offered $. 2 for FS, which I had to pantomime. She smiled and said "more", and I threw in another 20. She kept saying more and I would peel off another 20 until we were up to $1. 8 and I said no more. Then Yuyu, who is a short Taiwanese MILF, around 40 with mm c's, proceeded to give a decent 15 minute medium hard massage. No real teasing, but rather she said "ok". So I turned over and watched as she wiped a liberal amount of a rubbing alcohol based cleanser on my entire mid section. Then she laid herself on me and russianed me to attention, after which a one size fits all cover (read: too tight) was slipped on and she mounted me for cg. After a few minutes I flipped her over into mish and worked her until I blew.

I don't know who else might be working there right now. I wasn't impressed with the experience, but the place is super convenient for me. Yuyu is cute, face 2. 5/5, body 3/5, attitude 3/5. No kissing, no CBJ, no time for daty. Perhaps an hour session would include more activities.

[Oregon2020]

Hi all. I am very into convenience, which means I've been sticking with Orchid for years as it's close to home and decent enough. But let's say I'm up for some variety. Does anyone have any recent info on Dream Spa? If you'd like to keep it DL, please message me. I'm interested in everything Orchid offers (or more. But not less) and want to give somewhere else a try. If you'd know of something in the area (Ballard, Fremont, Wallingford) and want to throw me a bone, have at.

[KpopLuv]

Vivi said late afternoons and 5-6:30 typically the slower times. But we all know its just luck of the draw.

[Wasderalts]

I've been there a few times. Good massage and covered FS.

It's in Bothell, easily found on Google Maps.

She pronounced her name CAR-en. She might be new to the business. 200 all in.

[WalterWhit]

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[FlyingGolfball]

Words out. They're always busy. When is a good time to go or are there no slow times?

I went the other day and they tried putting me in the waiting room so I left. I know what they do, but I would like some imagination that I'm their only one that day.

They are mostly busy but you get lucky to hit the right time when they are not. It's hard to pin point but calling or texting ahead always helps because they will put you first on the list even if there is a walk-in.

And sometimes, they put you in the waiting area because the room is not ready, not because girls are busy. So sometimes it could be 2-5 minutes wait, but if I get to wait longer than that, I usually check with mamasan. Then again, I always make appts, so I rarely put behind the curtain. Even if I do, it's never longer 5 minutes.

And NO, I didn't get to see Sophia because she was so popular. Not sure when she would be back.