Massage Parlor Reports

[Anything Cool]

Just got done with a massage at Sky Thai off of White Bear Ave and County Road E. It was a good massage, some teasing, but no offer of HE. I still have my 3 strikes rule, so I might make an appointment next time and try to crack the coconut.

Sky Thai is legit. Go if you enjoy the massage, but subsequent trips will not yield you a HE.

[Cermic1]

Just got done with a massage at Sky Thai off of White Bear Ave and County Road E. It was a good massage, some teasing, but no offer of HE. I still have my 3 strikes rule, so I might make an appointment next time and try to crack the coconut.

[Cermic1]

Twin Cities area sucks and not in a L2 way. There are so few L1 providers and so many desperate guys who will pay more that $60 for L1 with at least some UTC is fine. If they agree to $60 but then want more for basic UTC (even through the top or side), I just decline everything and give $20, and never go back. They can try to charge what they want but I'm not going to support that model.

In AX, TX, other cities, $50 usually gets topless from a 30-something attractive enough provider. Bare L2 or more goes $100-160 more depending on attractiveness / service / how nice the room is.

The lack of competition makes this a wasteland.

Why do you think that is? Do we have stricter laws or enforcement? Is it just our weather, it is ungodly cold and hot here. I hope to put some miles under my belt and travel a bit, would love to explore other areas.

[Fritz2025]

The early 2010's were great in Minneapolis area. There was a FS group that changed their name constantly (BE Health, Five Senses, etc.).

Got a decent massage and FS for under $$$ .Miss those days.

I agree BE Health /5 Senses was awesome. Would love to see them come back. Those days were great!

[IcyBlu]

Twin Cities area sucks and not in a L2 way. There are so few L1 providers and so many desperate guys who will pay more that $60 for L1 with at least some UTC is fine. If they agree to $60 but then want more for basic UTC (even through the top or side), I just decline everything and give $20, and never go back. They can try to charge what they want but I'm not going to support that model.

In AX, TX, other cities, $50 usually gets topless from a 30-something attractive enough provider. Bare L2 or more goes $100-160 more depending on attractiveness / service / how nice the room is.

The lack of competition makes this a wasteland.

The early 2010's were great in Minneapolis area. There was a FS group that changed their name constantly (BE Health, Five Senses, etc.).

Got a decent massage and FS for under $$$ .Miss those days.

[WiseTraveler]

Usually I do $50 for L1 and they seem fine with it, but there are some providers here that try to upsell to $80 or $100 for topless or touching her butt / boobs. To me it's not worth it.

Twin Cities area sucks and not in a L2 way. There are so few L1 providers and so many desperate guys who will pay more that $60 for L1 with at least some UTC is fine. If they agree to $60 but then want more for basic UTC (even through the top or side), I just decline everything and give $20, and never go back. They can try to charge what they want but I'm not going to support that model.

In AX, TX, other cities, $50 usually gets topless from a 30-something attractive enough provider. Bare L2 or more goes $100-160 more depending on attractiveness / service / how nice the room is.

The lack of competition makes this a wasteland.

[BurtForPres]

Is there a trick to scheduling here? Swung by today and no answer. No answer on the phone either. This place open?

Appointments only. It just seems like it's luck of the draw if mamasan will answer the phone. If you get no answer, call again 20 minutes later. Always schedule in advance. Worth the hassle imo, but for some the inconvenience is too much, which I get.

[ThorGoodMrshl]

Is there a trick to scheduling here? Swung by today and no answer. No answer on the phone either. This place open?

[Cermic1]

Bro, just stop at 1 strike. No place in the TC is worth giving a third chance after 2 strikes. I'd personally say 1 strike is enough to make me not return.

I probably should only do 1, but I can't help but think if I try again I might be successful.

Currently my rotation is I'll do 1 place I know I can get l1, then I'll either try a new place or a place I have but didn't get.

[BurtForPres]

Just got done with a massage at Yi li, was hopeful from some of the reviews I've seen on here, but did not get anywhere. Ill try again another day, but I nor. Ally operate on a 3 strikes, if nothing happens in 3, I move on.

Bro, just stop at 1 strike. No place in the TC is worth giving a third chance after 2 strikes. I'd personally say 1 strike is enough to make me not return.

[RealTorOpen]

90-100% of the talk around here about L2 is guys eating tuna sandwiches, not feeding sausages. Nobody says this for some reason, but we all know this is what it is.

[Cermic1]

Just got done with a massage at Yi li, was hopeful from some of the reviews I've seen on here, but did not get anywhere. Ill try again another day, but I nor. Ally operate on a 3 strikes, if nothing happens in 3, I move on.

[Cermic1]

Just got done at Yi li, kinda disappointed. Figured I would give it a shot, but wasn't expecting l1. But what got me was that she just didn't seem prepared for a massage.

[Dream44]

Newbie here. What is a typical tip for L1 at an AMP? L2?

Help all fellow mongers out and stick to $40 for L1.

I try for $60 for L2 but they try and ask for $80.

I counter with $80 if topless included.

Depends on the age because the younger ones can command a higher rate.

[Grover95]

Newbie here. What is a typical tip for L1 at an AMP? L2?

Usually I do $50 for L1 and they seem fine with it, but there are some providers here that try to upsell to $80 or $100 for topless or touching her butt / boobs. To me it's not worth it.