Massage Parlor Reports

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I wanted to get a massage today after work, I thought about going to Linda at Angel but I was in the mood for something more than what she offers, so I sent a text to Wed seeing who was available. The handler sent over pictures of the ladies and I asked to see Yoyo.

I arrived for my appointment and rang the bell, there was no answer after a few minutes so I rang it again. As I was about to turn around to leave I heard the door unlock. The lady behind the door was in the shower. She apologized, it was no big deal. She asked me to wait in the room while she finished, again, no big deal, I didn't mind waiting. I disrobed and waited for her to return, I gave her the house fee and told her I would need a shower as well. In my previous visits to Wed the ladies would help me shower. She took me to the bathroom and left me there in the buff and a moment later another girl walked by and looked at me and she was followed by a fellow monger. I'm pretty sure the other monger didn't see anything but it was still embarrassing, she immediately closed the door after apologizing leaving me in the bathroom by myself.

I stood in the bathroom waiting for her to return but a while went by and she never did, so I assumed I was supposed to shower by myself. At this point I thought about just asking for my money back and coming back another time, but I let the little head make my decision for me. So I figured out how to turn the shower on and cleaned myself. I dried off and opened the bathroom door and walked back to my room. She finally came in and performed the massage. It was ok. Not a lot of teasing and felt kinda rushed. After the flip she asked if I wanted boom boom, to which I responded yes. I got a BBBJ and CFS as I have in the past at Wed, again it was ok felt kinda rushed. I don't know if we just didn't have any chemistry or if I was just kinda not in the mood from a fellow monger potentially seeing me nude, it just wasn't a great experience. I found out that it was not Yoyo but Luna, which was also pretty disappointing.

Next time I think I'll just go with my gut and go to Angel.

Reminds me of a similar experience I had at Wed last year. After fun, Provider escorted me to the shower. I showered. Provider left. Waited for her to return. Nope. Make my way back to the room. I get dressed, waiting for the provider to escort me out. Nope. Decided to open and wait at the door. Another provider passes by with almost nothing on. Mamsan is in another room. Eventually they knock on the door of another room and I realize my provider has already moved on to another customer. Ok time to go. They unlock the (building) door so I can leave.

[SillyBill]

AMPs are typically staffed by gilf / MILF. Yes there a few gems but very uncommon.

Read the forum discussions for agencies.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...58589&posted=1#post7158589.

I recently had a visit with a provider who was the actual gal in the ad pics. Pricey compared to AMP but if you're looking to pay five Benjamins those gals should meet your standards.

Only problem I have with the agencies is all the info they ask you for, which I won't give them. I guess I can try to find a way around it.

[DoahBoy]

Info was rather scarce on her, so I decided to TOFTT after seeing her ad (and ass) on Tryst. I went with low expectations hoping at a minimum to get a decent massage. Come to find out, her location is in the same building as FHOH. Luckily she was available on short notice and after paying the $100 entrance fee, I was escorted to the room. She is the one in the pics and very attractive. Typical setup similar to FHOH but the table was less stable and higher which made a difference a little later on. Light banter had us feeling each other out. I told her I usually visit their upstairs neighbors. (Damn I miss Cecilia!) She's Brazilian and has apparently been working there for 6 months. After about 15 minutes of her working on my back she asked for me to flip. Everything was available and I accepted the rate of 2 bills. CBJ, 69, DATY, and CFS in multiple positions was had with most of the fun had on the floor on a yoga mat. Standing mish is usually one of my favorite positions but unfortunately the table was a tad high. She has an unbelievable ass but not much up top. Maybe small B's? I can't exactly explain it, but she gave me a Clover Baltimore vibe. Overall a great experience that I could see getting better with more visits. https://tryst.link/massage/kel-kel.

[Silk3434]

The last time I went to TJ it was still 1 rose to bang a HK girl. Dang, inflation really hit this hobby hard.

Man those were the days!

[BayouJ]

Howdy boys,

I moved away a few years ago and am back in town for work. Will be staying at the Hyatt near Tysons for the week. The game has seemed to change a bit since I've been gone. I don't seem to recognize the names. If you are willing to share info on a provider that is close by, please DM me. I'm in the Seattle area now and let me tell you the golden pussy syndrome up here is real. LOL, but I am happy to share intel if you come up for a visit.

Stay safe. Look forward to hearing from you.

Jack.

[SuzhiLang]

Fly to San Diego for 3 roses, cross to Tijuana, bang 20 yo latina for 1. 5 roses, spend rest on beer and tacos.

The last time I went to TJ it was still 1 rose to bang a HK girl. Dang, inflation really hit this hobby hard.

[WalkinDaBeat]

Okay, let's say I'm willing to donate up to 5 roses. Does anyone have any recommendations then?

AMPs are typically staffed by gilf / MILF. Yes there a few gems but very uncommon.

Read the forum discussions for agencies.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...58589&posted=1#post7158589.

I recently had a visit with a provider who was the actual gal in the ad pics. Pricey compared to AMP but if you're looking to pay five Benjamins those gals should meet your standards.

[CanaPunter]

Okay, let's say I'm willing to donate up to 5 roses. Does anyone have any recommendations then?

Fly to San Diego for 3 roses, cross to Tijuana, bang 20 yo latina for 1. 5 roses, spend rest on beer and tacos.

[Junkmail77]

I'm currently on the fence between going to Oceans in Sterling and Wed / Apple Spa. I've been to the latter in the past and it was a decent time and wanted to try Oceans but it seems their fees (additional tips) are slightly higher, can anyone confirm if it's worth going to over Wed / Apple? Appreciate your feedback in advance.

If I were making this choice my decision would be influenced, in order, by the provider, then by shower or table shower, then by location.

Wed has a shower, Apple and Ocean have Table Showers. Location is dependent upon where you are and your sense of each neighborhood.

Good Luck and I hope that you do a review afterward.

[SillyBill]

You can certainly find them but you need to pay. They know how much youth and beauty can fetch, thus priced accordingly.

Okay, let's say I'm willing to donate up to 5 roses. Does anyone have any recommendations then?

[Kijimuna]

There is a tall, slim, very sexy, mid 30's lady named Yoyo at Elden Spa in Herndon. Very good back massage start and some nice topless body to body with a CBJ finish. $100 tip. Well worth it. I'm sure more is on the menu. She is legit sensual, if your looking for a connection for a bit.

[FadingLust]

Jojo opened the door and greeted me. She is a petite girl in her early 30's with a skinny frame, definitely a spinner type. She led me upstairs by holding my hand. Standing shower is available but the tub is worn down. Massage felt relaxing. She clearly had some training but she is too thin and too small to really apply strong pressure on the upper body. But she was much better massaging my legs, which required less strength. On the flip, offered 160 for everything and she accepted without fuss. She undressed and I immediately went nursing her perky As. Honestly, was expecting Bs but damn those pushup bras. Also, no kissing, just a flash lip touch. BBBJ was alright. Wish she had performed more BLS. My expectation kept trending downwards. With very few stimuli, I struggled to reach the finishing line. Had to DIY. Asked whether I could CIM. Of course she declined. Very much a vanilla experience, but 678's OG Amy was much better. Sadly she's long gone.

[BubbleBoi402]

I am looking for a young (in her 20's) and very attractive provider. If she's very attractive but not in her 20's, that is fine too. I've followed many leads on this forum stating that XYZ is exceptionally attractive, only to meet the provider and find her to be average looking at best. I don't know if I'm just a harsh judge, or if the average age on this forum leans higher and so the idea of "very" attractive is skewed, but if someone can recommend me a provider they believe most men and younger men would find exceptionally attractive, I'll be in your debt and try to repay the favor.

Think of the girls you see on tryst who are requesting 5+ roses, except I don't want to donate that much. Or maybe I'm delusional and that's what I'll have to do to find what I'm looking for?

You can certainly find them but you need to pay. They know how much youth and beauty can fetch, thus priced accordingly.

[BubbleBoi402]

Between this 2 Anna is the best for me, now I never met Wendy.

Anna is now at Ocean Spa Sterling. But she never O for me; while I can rather easily send Yuki to climax, making me feel much more accomplished.

[AlexChilton]

I wanted to get a massage today after work, I thought about going to Linda at Angel but I was in the mood for something more than what she offers, so I sent a text to Wed seeing who was available. The handler sent over pictures of the ladies and I asked to see Yoyo.

I arrived for my appointment and rang the bell, there was no answer after a few minutes so I rang it again. As I was about to turn around to leave I heard the door unlock. The lady behind the door was in the shower. She apologized, it was no big deal. She asked me to wait in the room while she finished, again, no big deal, I didn't mind waiting. I disrobed and waited for her to return, I gave her the house fee and told her I would need a shower as well. In my previous visits to Wed the ladies would help me shower. She took me to the bathroom and left me there in the buff and a moment later another girl walked by and looked at me and she was followed by a fellow monger. I'm pretty sure the other monger didn't see anything but it was still embarrassing, she immediately closed the door after apologizing leaving me in the bathroom by myself.

I stood in the bathroom waiting for her to return but a while went by and she never did, so I assumed I was supposed to shower by myself. At this point I thought about just asking for my money back and coming back another time, but I let the little head make my decision for me. So I figured out how to turn the shower on and cleaned myself. I dried off and opened the bathroom door and walked back to my room. She finally came in and performed the massage. It was ok. Not a lot of teasing and felt kinda rushed. After the flip she asked if I wanted boom boom, to which I responded yes. I got a BBBJ and CFS as I have in the past at Wed, again it was ok felt kinda rushed. I don't know if we just didn't have any chemistry or if I was just kinda not in the mood from a fellow monger potentially seeing me nude, it just wasn't a great experience. I found out that it was not Yoyo but Luna, which was also pretty disappointing.

Next time I think I'll just go with my gut and go to Angel.