Massage Parlor Reports

[XCasper0074]

I have a long layover in LAX coming up, is there a good AMP nearby worth visiting?

[PriscillaM]

So after watching 24 hours straight of some of my best customers houses going up in smoke with my fish in their freezer, I decided I needed a relaxing session of collaborational asian masturbation.

I really did not want to go to red Lantern because the roll call was as impressive as a fire hydrant in Pacific Palisades.

I figured I would make the return to Wharf massage and take what was offered.

I get in and yoyo is running the show with Kiki or whatever the funk her name is that old wisened bag playing wing.

I figure I would do an hour with yo-yo as she has hands that are as smooth as the fish cutting counter at the reel inn (RIP).

I gave her the 60 bucks and then put in the first room past the foyer. Yo-yo is wearing some ridiculous grandma pants and a top with a medical mask about four or five times the size of her face I think this was the Oprah Winfrey model.

Yo-yo knows my inclinations and does a soft tickle massage all over and after about 14 seconds has her thumb inspecting my anus for blackheads and steatos.

She is doing that for a while and does some rather impressive ball stretching in front and side wise penor grabbing and then gets behind me on the table for a real ass inspection.

I am faced down she then starts to chart the contours of my ass with her fingers like she is crocheting a ski beanie for a hummingbird.

She is all over the brown cavity and I am delighted by the fact that she is not putting her entire fist in.

All of a sudden I sensed a disturbance in the force. I felt a buzzing and I immediately panic and think that maybe wharf has gone AI mode and will replace the Asian fingers with a maid in Hong Kong dildonic.

But, no, this was her personal cell phone. She answers starts asking for frank frank frank, who does not answer so she hangs up and with one finger in my tushness she calls back frank, who does not answer.

I'm thinking maybe this was her English as a fourth language instructor setting up a meeting in Monterey Park.

Well frank calls back immediately and it turns out that frank is king of the fuckos. Frank is calling her because yoyo is back in town from a vacation in Hong Kong and Japan.

Now yoyo's English is somewhere in between the language skills of a deaf mute and a four year old on too much Ritalin.

Frank has the conversational skills of the Los Angeles Fire Chief being asked if it was a good idea to have empty reservoirs during fire season.

Yo-yo tells him that the vacation was rather boring because she had to walk around a lot. I'm guessing that's a change from having to jerk guys off a lot at her regular job.

Frank who is trying to butter her up like she is a Kaiser roll at phillipe the original says, and I shit you not here, well "did you regret going on the trip. ".

Now do you think yo-yo understood what this neandertal fucko meant. She said what do you mean regret and I do not understand.

He said meaning did you not want, um did you wish you hadn't gone. I could tell this guy had a back order like the building materials aisle at the palisades home depot.

She said, ohh I had a good time.

At which point frank realized that this wasn't going to be the World Series of romantic platitudes and asked where she was.

She says Wilshire which means the Wharf. He says oh is it bad out there I hear people can't breathe while climaxing. Like we're supposed to feel sorry for this mother focker who interrupts my finger in the ass sesh to sched with yo-yo and whine about how he might not be able to breathe if he has to go to the Wharf.

She says no it's not that bad. He says well can we meet in Westwood. This is the season massage next to the smoke shop on the 2200 block of Westwood Blvd. Because it's more convenient for him as he has to run errands I am assuming for his desk hen wife.

She says OK I'll call you in about an hour, I'll be there in an hour. I guess there's some Uber handjob express that transports the staff from the Wilshire location to the Westwood location.

Anyhow after fingering me proper, yo-yo had me turn over and did her standard clinically acceptable job of genital milking. It was not made much better by her having a yelling match with I believe Kiki regarding scheduling and the likelihood of the Lakers trading Austin Reeves for five guys from the YMCA. I nutted a rather pathetic load and gave her 100 bucks.

Then, when leaving, I remembered I needed hot dog buns and who the fuck do I see at smart and final down the block on Santa Monica but Kiki the resources manager buying all those big quantities of waters waters that nobody should ever drink.

Anyways if you are frank and you are reading this I hope you grow like an onion with your head in the ground and your ass in the air.

[Vulva Nut]

Met up with Amy, short, slightly thick but toned frame with nice natural Cs with gumdrop nipples. Shaved. Friendly and either enjoys her work or deserves an Oscar. Very good English. Probably about 30. Shop is very quiet, but no shushing. This might change if there is a second provider present.

Face (4/5) - Round natural face, long hair past shoulders.

Body (4/5) - Natual Cs, gumdrop nipples.

Massage (4/5) - Soothing but not CMT.

Service (5/5) - Really exceptional attention and commitment to pleasing.

- DATY (5/5) - Shaved, slight stubble. Labia protrude a bit over 1/2" Accessible clit. Super clean and sensitive and responsive to gentle tongue action.

- BBBJ (5/5) - Enthusiastic and wet bare action. Doesn't' short on time. Focused on getting the protein.

- CFS (5/5) - Just the right amount of tightness on my vienna sausage. Encouraging sounds, but not over the top vocal performance.

Bottom line: ATF potential here.

Oh, and big open parking in rear. Door in rear so you don't have to be exposed to Sepulveda traffic.

Sounds great. Appreciate the great and vivid physical details, not just "nice" "perfect" etc, but actual descriptions. The Vienna sausage doesn't do you justice however.

[Willie23]

Met up with Amy, short, slightly thick but toned frame with nice natural Cs with gumdrop nipples. Shaved. Friendly and either enjoys her work or deserves an Oscar. Very good English. Probably about 30. Shop is very quiet, but no shushing. This might change if there is a second provider present.

Face (4/5) - Round natural face, long hair past shoulders.

Body (4/5) - Natual Cs, gumdrop nipples.

Massage (4/5) - Soothing but not CMT.

Service (5/5) - Really exceptional attention and commitment to pleasing.

- DATY (5/5) - Shaved, slight stubble. Labia protrude a bit over 1/2" Accessible clit. Super clean and sensitive and responsive to gentle tongue action.

- BBBJ (5/5) - Enthusiastic and wet bare action. Doesn't' short on time. Focused on getting the protein.

- CFS (5/5) - Just the right amount of tightness on my vienna sausage. Encouraging sounds, but not over the top vocal performance.

Bottom line: ATF potential here.

Oh, and big open parking in rear. Door in rear so you don't have to be exposed to Sepulveda traffic.

[MaybeThisTime]

On a work trip to LA again, contacted my ATF as I knew she was back in LA after departing from Seattle. Coincidence she happened to be working at this shop that I visited the last time I was here in LA. Asked to set an extended appointment since it's been a few weeks. When I arrived, I was met by a very excited Lulu with a big long hug and kiss. Mina who was also working here back when I visited here in October, recognized me and also greeted me. Talked for a little before I entered the room with Lulu.

Lulu insisted she give me a massage, honestly her massage is fantastic and one of the best I've experienced, she applies very good pressure and the way she moves her hands is wonderful. Afterwards, she got undressed and got on the table to lie with me, kissed for awhile and just let our hands roam, eventually her hand lingered to Jr after some teasing and she smiled and hit me with her siganture "WOW" and we laughed. She kissed and made her way down immediately, her BBBJ is always so sensual and I was so aroused since it has been a few weeks I could barely handle it and she knew it by how I was responding. I Laid her on her back, she was so aroused and wet already, when I entered she immediately reacted with a big smile and was encouraging me to fuck her. Started slow, she was being affectionate and responsive, it was hard to hold back. I sped up, and since I know the pace and the right spots to hit for her, she was loving it. She kept saying telling me to fuck her harder as she would pull me in. She O'd a few times back to back, could see how visibly happy she was. Moved onto DATY, she wrapped her legs around my head, and started pulling my hair and she let out a the big O and was completely exhausted, but I quickly got up and slipped it in again and got her to finish a few more times before I popped in the bag. After we laid together and cuddled, enjoying each others presence. I missed visiting her while she was working in Seattle. She is truly my ATF.

Conclusion: Clearly YMMV. She's the ultimate GND and honeymoon experience. I have visited her many times before and we are very well acquainted. She is a true natural beauty, and incredibly cute and adorable. Treat her well. I plan on visiting her a few more times before I leave town. Nobody else compares to her for me.

Face (5/5) - Beautiful natural face. Pale soft skin.

Body (4/5) - Cute GND, not athletic. Perfect breasts and cute round butt.

Massage (5/5) - Good technique, gentle, but just deep enough.

Service (5/5) -.

- DATY (5/5) - Clean, wet, very sensitive.

- BBBJ (5/5) - DT, Sloppy, wet, good suction, great tongue action.

- CFS (5/5) - Very tight, great kegels.

[Mondo72]

There's a place called Top Acupuncture on Hawthorne south of el segundo in Hawthorne and rubmaps shows a girl named Lulu. I'd take a wild guess and say this place is in Hawthorne.

Thanks a lot, perused thru RM and found it.

I was wishing this place was the one I referred to on Virgil which is a stone throw away from my pad, haha.

Mondo.

[Jbjb1983]

Tried to find the location for this place. Found a place on Virgil near Wilshire. Is this the place you're talking about?

Mondo.

There's a place called Top Acupuncture on Hawthorne south of el segundo in Hawthorne and rubmaps shows a girl named Lulu. I'd take a wild guess and say this place is in Hawthorne.

[Mondo72]

I wanted to check out a new spot and Lulu sounded like my kind of girl based on reports here and elsewhere. So I took the trip down to Hawthorne to see for myself. Parked out front in the median parking area, but from the in-room video feed there also appears to be parking in back. The entrance is on a busy street if that matters to any of you.

I entered the lobby and, well, nothing happened. Was getting ready to leave when I heard someone say hello. I was greeted by a cute girl who I suspected was, and who turned out to be, the famous Lulu. She took me to a room and then excused herself and said she'd be right back. A few moments later a girl who was not Lulu came in and asked how long I wanted my massage to be. For the record, she looked decent although I suspected she had bolt-ons which is not my preference. I'd guess she was early-mid 30's. And her face wasn't all that attractive, especially after being greeted by the angelic Lulu. I said I had stopped by hoping to see Lulu and she said she'd be ten minutes. I decided to wait.

She left but returned a few moments later and said Lulu would finish but that she'd start a massage. I figured this was heading for a bait-and-switch. But she said it was a free massage so I couldn't figure out how to say no. I rolled with it and it was a decent, relaxing massage. Not therapeutic quality but certainly pleasant, with some teasing which I thought would lead to her trying to convince me to see her instead for the finish. But sure enough, after the massage she wiped me down with a hot towel, asked me to flip, but rhen draped me with a towel and said Lulu should be in soon. I actually felt a little bad and tried to offer her a small tip for the massage but she refused.

A few minutes later, Lulu walks in and didn't waste any time. She performed the universal body language motion for fucking. I nodded. Then the universal hand signal for give me a tip. I handed her $. 50 and there was no further discussion.

Lulu is probably mid 20's but looks like early 20's. Cute, slightly rounded facial features and a short, petite body with cute natural I'd say full B cups. She's thin but also a little soft if that makes sense. If she doesn't start hitting the gym she might not age well. But she's super cute at the moment and one of my favorite LA AMP girls so far. She started with a nice dfk then I thought for a second how she had some other guy in her mouth maybe 30 minutes before, so I actually requested a cover for the BJ. She has nice, soft lips and it felt amazing even through the cover. I probably would have lost it early if it weren't for that layer of latex. Moved on cg which was amazing, she knows how to move and is very tight. Finished in mish. She's super responsive and really acts like she's enjoying herself, without overacting. We had some nice small talk after. Her English isn't great but she can communicate well enough.

I think she's quite busy and she said she'll be there another week before heading to the San Francisco. I'd definitely repeat but probably don't have time this week.

Tried to find the location for this place. Found a place on Virgil near Wilshire. Is this the place you're talking about?

Mondo.

[LikeMFlat]

I wanted to check out a new spot and Lulu sounded like my kind of girl based on reports here and elsewhere. So I took the trip down to Hawthorne to see for myself. Parked out front in the median parking area, but from the in-room video feed there also appears to be parking in back. The entrance is on a busy street if that matters to any of you.

I entered the lobby and, well, nothing happened. Was getting ready to leave when I heard someone say hello. I was greeted by a cute girl who I suspected was, and who turned out to be, the famous Lulu. She took me to a room and then excused herself and said she'd be right back. A few moments later a girl who was not Lulu came in and asked how long I wanted my massage to be. For the record, she looked decent although I suspected she had bolt-ons which is not my preference. I'd guess she was early-mid 30's. And her face wasn't all that attractive, especially after being greeted by the angelic Lulu. I said I had stopped by hoping to see Lulu and she said she'd be ten minutes. I decided to wait.

She left but returned a few moments later and said Lulu would finish but that she'd start a massage. I figured this was heading for a bait-and-switch. But she said it was a free massage so I couldn't figure out how to say no. I rolled with it and it was a decent, relaxing massage. Not therapeutic quality but certainly pleasant, with some teasing which I thought would lead to her trying to convince me to see her instead for the finish. But sure enough, after the massage she wiped me down with a hot towel, asked me to flip, but rhen draped me with a towel and said Lulu should be in soon. I actually felt a little bad and tried to offer her a small tip for the massage but she refused.

A few minutes later, Lulu walks in and didn't waste any time. She performed the universal body language motion for fucking. I nodded. Then the universal hand signal for give me a tip. I handed her $. 50 and there was no further discussion.

Lulu is probably mid 20's but looks like early 20's. Cute, slightly rounded facial features and a short, petite body with cute natural I'd say full B cups. She's thin but also a little soft if that makes sense. If she doesn't start hitting the gym she might not age well. But she's super cute at the moment and one of my favorite LA AMP girls so far. She started with a nice dfk then I thought for a second how she had some other guy in her mouth maybe 30 minutes before, so I actually requested a cover for the BJ. She has nice, soft lips and it felt amazing even through the cover. I probably would have lost it early if it weren't for that layer of latex. Moved on cg which was amazing, she knows how to move and is very tight. Finished in mish. She's super responsive and really acts like she's enjoying herself, without overacting. We had some nice small talk after. Her English isn't great but she can communicate well enough.

I think she's quite busy and she said she'll be there another week before heading to the San Francisco. I'd definitely repeat but probably don't have time this week.

[Jjoy07]

Had a dream that the Acupuncture in West Hills was open today. Kitty from Peking had beautiful eyes, gorgeous body, We got to the room and her session started as soon as the door closed. She looked at me sideways and big her lip saying hi baby, what do you want today and after a quick chat we felt comfortable with each other and things hot heated. She surprised me with a very focused bbj and bls. We continued to dfk on and off. I had to spend sometime on her social nipples and then I DATY her patched kitty almost to infinity and beyond, tight and naturally wet the whole time. Then she started warming up her body with some oil and had me lay face down. I must say her body felt great sliding on me, her rack is incredible. Flipped over, B2 B and bbj. She knew her craft. Which made me rock hard. She pulled out the cover and we got ready for the next step. I like to start in cg and get their blood pumping a little then I like mish and finally doggy. She did well on all 4 and so did I filling the bucket with a loud scream. We laid there bonding till the clock ran out and I bounced. Good girl.

[PriscillaM]

Saw on the board that somebody had recommended Claire at red Lantern as a very hot young Asian. A very hot young Asian is an Asian gal under 40 who is objectively good looking, not apocryphal good looking based on some ersatz boner analysis.

Having red the review of Claire, I grabbed my costco size Morton salt and headed over to the Lutheran Church for masturbation mass.

I texted and said that I wanted to see Claire, but she was busy. I was told that she was in cowgirl switching to reverse cowgirl, and that I should call back in 15 minutes, and then the Mamasan offered to text back when Claire did not have a cock insider her.

I was ready so I took a little walk up and down overland and saw some pathetic monger coming out of the massage place next to the pokie and ramen place next to the liquor store. I guess he didn't get the memo about Red Lantern offering the all you can eat special.

I get the text back and text that my dick is two minutes away and I sprinted down overland to the side door through the alley. I rang the nee how side door and there was nobody hiding behind it and no other monger nonsense, and a technician opens the door and she is less than appealing.

She is basically the prototypical hot young Asian. Kind of beat. Decent body. Face made for social media for the blind. I'm like well I have a back order and there's nothing else available and I'll just flame the guy on this board who recommended Claire.

I get shown into the big living room fuck chamber and was about to hand the masseuse $70.00 for the hour. She then goes into full on United Nations Google Translate and asks if I had an appointment, I then rattled off in perfect Mandarin yes I'm here to see Claire who according to the USA sex guide board can strangulate a penor like a Python on a Q-tip.

She said, ohh I will go get Claire for you. This was KK by the way, so my faith in Vishnu and this board was restored.

So I am sent to the other room (6) and in walks Claire. Now I hate to say nice things about people but to the monger who recommended Claire he could probably solve the US budget deficit in under lunch hour. Claire is a very hot young Asian, her body has no flaws she is slim she's got a great little tuchas for doggy no tattoos and she cannot possibly be more than 35 years old her face is almost slightly Filipina looking more than Chinese. So I hand her the 70 won and I get disrobed, I lay face down and I explicitly say that I would like a soft massage that should take no longer than 60 seconds so I can ram you.

I guess something was lost in translation because her English is not that good she proceeded to do a half an hour of massage and got a hot towel then kind of tickled me from the rear then had me turn over and then says do I want to violate the local ordinance and do some red Lantern ramba.

I said sure and just to piss you mother fockers off I handed her $200 she goes and gets a supply and then she comes back. She's wearing a mini micro skirt that shows the most wonderful thigh gap I am face up with my flag at half staff due to the death of our former president. She takes off the dress and I noticed that she has a rather shaved Bush which is clinically acceptable but I would have preferred a full landscaped bougainvillea deal.

But anyways there is I think she is an 7. 5 for me and I don't much like Asian women. So that makes her like a 9 plus. She is super fine. They would not even let her work out of Sawtelle.

It is just that she is Asian and I'd much rather have a golden pussy syndrome white girl working me.

Claire starts with some nipplage sucking kissing all over and then a rather fierce blow jab technique although she did the ball's sucking thing and almost ruptured me I cautioned her to go a little bit softer but her head skills are pretty good and when she offered more sucking I said yes.

Although she does not go full Gooch.

I then motioned for her to start the main event and we drew chips. She started me in cowgirl and she does this pose sort of hunched over sucking your nipples and it feels like the life is being sucked out of you through your penis hole. May be this is fine for some, but I was not that into it. I moved her to a different position and she is quite tight and her breasts I think are natural and fun to look at.

We went to Mitch with varying positions with her legs up, her legs outside the door, her legs amputated, etcetera.

I then started with her in doggy and I kind of realized that I'm not sure she would be into jerking me off afterwards because we were getting close on time. She was begging me to inseminate her cantonese garden. So I did 2 Beethoven movements in D minor in flat doggy and just about exploded my brain into the rubber.

I got up, I helped her made the bed, they now change sheets and also lay a towel down over the face thing. I guess they got a call from the health department.

In any event I did not fully click with Claire she is a little bit too much of A bot style fuck but objectively her looks are completely off the chart if you like Asians.

By the way the other girl that I saw initially who was not that good was called KK. If you like beat Asians and the parking on Sawtelle you will like her too.

Thank you to the monger for recommending Claire.

[PlayerN818]

Isn't this a restaurant?

You may want to do a question mark count on your posts.

[OrangeCreampie]

Saw Clarie recently here. Sexually Chinese young girl, gorgeous little thing. Black hair, beautiful face, slim body and cute little tits, most C cups. We started and surprisingly she's not shy. We dfk, she's passionate and gave her all. Deep bbj, up and down the shaft she made sure I was mouth lubed all the way around and used her hands too. Daty was a pleasure, she was loud and kept my head locked till I FIV her then she opened up and touched herself while feasted. She can speak English we had a good thing going. Cover went on and we started in stand doggy, then moved to table, some mish and finally switched to CG. She knows how to move her ass and she knows she's hot. Wanted CIM originally but CG was so visually pleasing I couldn't breakaway. We stayed there a min to enjoy the moment and on top of being a real cutie she has a good and fun personality. Great girl, will definitely repeat if she hangs out a little longer. Damage is 50 hf for hhr and 140 tips.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-red-l...city-ca-238250#rubmaps.

[LC310]

Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.

Top Massage (next to pizza place).

133XX Hawthorne Blvd, Hawthorne, CA 902XX.

Reviews on other sites confirm FS place with decent looking Asians working there.

[Jbjb1983]

Isn't this a restaurant?

If you searched a little bit around here you'll get plenty of info! I had no problem finding out what this place was after I saw the first review on it and no it isn't a restaurant.