Massage Parlor Reports

[TheChudster]

I agree! I saw her two or three years ago and it was definitely one of the worst experiences I've had. She's definitely an odd bird. She blew up on me before the session even began because I went to the wrong door. You would have thought this was life or death. Why I didn't leave then, idk, but during the massage she would touch an area and then there would be a multi minute pause she would walk away.

An hour session easily turned into 90+ I paid and got out of there as quick as I could. I was thinking she was going to try and upcharge me because you never know what you'll get with her. I was covered in oil too, had to take a long ass shower when I got home.

Never again.

I'm someone who's seriously considering seeing her. Is the massage at least good? Do you feel that, if you offered her more money (like an amount she couldn't refuse) she would go in for FS? Something about a trashy older lady like her really turns me on.

[FinallyJoined]

Did she try to upset you and rush you? That was my experience a few years ago.

No. Only saw her 1 time. That was enough. I showered before my appointment then she made me shower again when I get there. After the session she said I owed her more $$ because I used a towel. I paid it and left. I'm just always surprised she is still around when I see her adds postered. Doesn't really fit ripoff report section. More like diet rip off.

[Gyxser70]

If you're new around here, this is your yearly reminder. Don't waist time or money on SHER.

You're welcome.

I agree! I saw her two or three years ago and it was definitely one of the worst experiences I've had. She's definitely an odd bird. She blew up on me before the session even began because I went to the wrong door. You would have thought this was life or death. Why I didn't leave then, idk, but during the massage she would touch an area and then there would be a multi minute pause she would walk away.

An hour session easily turned into 90+ I paid and got out of there as quick as I could. I was thinking she was going to try and upcharge me because you never know what you'll get with her. I was covered in oil too, had to take a long ass shower when I got home.

Never again.

[HarryDude]

Did she try to upset you and rush you? That was my experience a few years ago.

Chiming in on this, I saw her maybe 5 times over the years, she was one of my first Indy masseuse, the first few times strictly legit. After the new prosecutor she opened up to HJ. I asked the last few times for more, nope nothing, unfortunately as I find her quite sexy and her ass looks like a great place for my face.

Anyways, the HJ was always rushed, after 3 ish minutes she said you need to finish soon, I'm not here to just give you a HJ. Talk about buzzkill. Her newest pictures certainly show her age, I haven't seen her in a couple of years.

[BigBootyFan]

If you're new around here, this is your yearly reminder. Don't waist time or money on SHER.

You're welcome.

Did she try to upset you and rush you? That was my experience a few years ago.

[FinallyJoined]

If you're new around here, this is your yearly reminder. Don't waist time or money on SHER.

You're welcome.

[TheBanger69]

Where would someone recommend for a good massage with a great ending.

2 bills top.

[Picolo55]

Been a while since I've gotten a massage somewhere. Last place I went to was Bamboo and the old / unattractive provider didn't do it for me. Haven't been to either HoE or U Spa before and was wondering about rates and attractiveness. Any info is appreciated.

I went to bamboo like 2 weeks ago on a whim, they had 2 younger (roughly 30) girls in.

[FairestMueller]

I've heard people say that it's more expensive there, but what is the actual rate at HoE? I typically just go for HH with HE. Any recent rates for that?

House Fee is standard.

Want 100 for a tip. Want 300 tip to make it top notch service.

[JohnP423]

I've had both good a mediocre experiences at "U" Eva is current employee I think. She's the one who leaves the room for getting warm towels constantly! Lady before her was great! I believe they will be rotating a new one in soon. HoE is flat out too expensive imo. Please there is no consideration with booking and it's very possible you will meet another monger in the lobby, that's enough to stop me from going. Maybe booking has gotten better.

I've heard people say that it's more expensive there, but what is the actual rate at HoE? I typically just go for HH with HE. Any recent rates for that?

[FairestMueller]

I've had both good a mediocre experiences at "U" Eva is current employee I think. She's the one who leaves the room for getting warm towels constantly! Lady before her was great! I believe they will be rotating a new one in soon. HoE is flat out too expensive imo. Please there is no consideration with booking and it's very possible you will meet another monger in the lobby, that's enough to stop me from going. Maybe booking has gotten better.

Yeah girl is expensive. I can say one time I texted to set up an appointment and they just said walk one welcome. I went another time and about ten minutes in another guy walked in. The convo went something a long the lines of her saying she was busy to come back and the guy responded that he literally just called and made an appointment like 15 minutes ago and they told him to come in.

Sorry I took your spot to that dude out there.

[FinallyJoined]

Bummer. I saw a few good posts for you Spa. I still might give it a check one day, I guess I can always leave.

Sorry HoE is Heaven on Earth Spa. Just on stadium.

I've had both good a mediocre experiences at "U" Eva is current employee I think. She's the one who leaves the room for getting warm towels constantly! Lady before her was great! I believe they will be rotating a new one in soon. HoE is flat out too expensive imo. Please there is no consideration with booking and it's very possible you will meet another monger in the lobby, that's enough to stop me from going. Maybe booking has gotten better.

[FairestMueller]

From Det area, but made drive to you spa.

Parking felt inconspicuous. It's kind of back in the cut in med plaza. Mamasan didn't answer the phone when I called, but I decided to risk the drive, based upon all the glowing reviews a few months back. Well, to make a long story, short, mamasan was actually the provider. I think others on this forum put her age at 40's. I would say she was upwards of 60 years old. Awful massage, she stepped out a few times and left door wide open with me ass up on the table. (The front door was ajar, so anyone could have walked in).

She was nice enough, and displayed the fake cans during HE. Old boobs mean nothing to me, but it was a nice sentiment. I saw one provider besides the one that massaged me, but didn't get a good look at her.

I'd be interested in know what place you're referring to when you say "HoE".

Bummer. I saw a few good posts for you Spa. I still might give it a check one day, I guess I can always leave.

Sorry HoE is Heaven on Earth Spa. Just on stadium.

[Final Fantasy]

From Det area, but made drive to you spa.

Parking felt inconspicuous. It's kind of back in the cut in med plaza. Mamasan didn't answer the phone when I called, but I decided to risk the drive, based upon all the glowing reviews a few months back. Well, to make a long story, short, mamasan was actually the provider. I think others on this forum put her age at 40's. I would say she was upwards of 60 years old. Awful massage, she stepped out a few times and left door wide open with me ass up on the table. (The front door was ajar, so anyone could have walked in).

She was nice enough, and displayed the fake cans during HE. Old boobs mean nothing to me, but it was a nice sentiment. I saw one provider besides the one that massaged me, but didn't get a good look at her.

I'd be interested in know what place you're referring to when you say "HoE".

HoE is a bit more costly. Expects triple digits for bamboo style massage. The HoE girls are certainly attractive from my experience.

Haven't been to Uspa. Thought about giving it a shot here in the future. Let us know if you go.

[BigDawg1801]

Oh yup I just went and looked at the more photos link and there are photos in there that I recognize from older tropical touch ads.

Yes, that girl works at Tropical Touch for sure.