Massage Parlor Reports

[RyanHarvey]

Based on her map unless the one with the less than positive experience (mine was generally well) it's 2 different providers. That ad is the same building Luxe is in so probably same type deal though.

She belongs to the same group: DMVLatinaMassage. Like I've reported, service is cold and they kept gloves on whole time even during massage.

[Lolwut993]

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...813830477.html

Saw this ad, which I haven't seen before. Is this the Latina with whom some have had less-than-positive experiences?

Cheers,

AoR.

Based on her map unless the one with the less than positive experience (mine was generally well) it's 2 different providers. That ad is the same building Luxe is in so probably same type deal though.

[AngleOfRepose]

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/hws...813830477.html

Saw this ad, which I haven't seen before. Is this the Latina with whom some have had less-than-positive experiences?

Cheers,

AoR.

[RyanHarvey]

Couple weeks ago had a dream of a latin provider in Columbia in an office park. No need to get buzzed it just walk in. Youll get to a low key suite and greeted by a latin chick about mid 30's looks great still with huge ass. Great tiddies too. Haven't seen this provider since I was younger. Lay down got an OK massage best part only was feeling her nipples massage my back and my butt, and tickling thr back of my nuts and gooch. Turn around pull her thong down grab her huge butt suck her titts. Touch her kitty. She put oil which I forgot to not use, all over and was still a great HJ. Was offered sone wine declined amd bounced. If you like enjoy the office park experience, crappy massage and are cool with a HJ, this is worth a visit. Have had more but that was years ago. 9/10 I would say damage 160 flat good mongering amigos.

I've had two terrible experiences there so far that I wrote about. While it's convenient to have something so close to home, I can't spend any more money there.

[Mcgaven123]

Couple weeks ago had a dream of a latin provider in Columbia in an office park. No need to get buzzed it just walk in. Youll get to a low key suite and greeted by a latin chick about mid 30's looks great still with huge ass. Great tiddies too. Haven't seen this provider since I was younger. Lay down got an OK massage best part only was feeling her nipples massage my back and my butt, and tickling thr back of my nuts and gooch. Turn around pull her thong down grab her huge butt suck her titts. Touch her kitty. She put oil which I forgot to not use, all over and was still a great HJ. Was offered sone wine declined amd bounced. If you like enjoy the office park experience, crappy massage and are cool with a HJ, this is worth a visit. Have had more but that was years ago. 9/10 I would say damage 160 flat good mongering amigos.

[SkipAway1]

God, Finesse was wonderful. So many fun visits. There was another All- American one over by Saint Johns Lane / Route 40 that was fun too, in the same time frame?

Damn sounds like I missed out on the best days of Howard county. Was there ever any Russian / European places ever in the area? I only know the ones that were in MoCo.

[RobAxle]

Your timeline is right on. The best all America spa ever in HoCo. Had a few favorites there. Nikki (ATF), Roxanne, Chelsea, Casey. Looking back now it's a surprise it lasted as long as it did given it was in a busy office building heart of Columbia. Some moved over to a place in Catonsville (not Absolute) after it shut down and the last one fizzled out around 2009. For real, the 2008 financial crisis did it in and nothing ever since.

God, Finesse was wonderful. So many fun visits. There was another All- American one over by Saint Johns Lane / Route 40 that was fun too, in the same time frame?

[Axlmoe]

It was Finesse and it was in one of the Century Plaza buildings. Never went there because I knew way too many people who had offices there (including family members! But heard good things about it. They got run out of town when the county decided to clamp down on massages places, which was around 2003-04, I think.

Your timeline is right on. The best all America spa ever in HoCo. Had a few favorites there. Nikki (ATF), Roxanne, Chelsea, Casey. Looking back now it's a surprise it lasted as long as it did given it was in a busy office building heart of Columbia. Some moved over to a place in Catonsville (not Absolute) after it shut down and the last one fizzled out around 2009. For real, the 2008 financial crisis did it in and nothing ever since.

[Broken Arrows]

I agree with everything you said, great post! Do you or anyone remember a place close to the Columbia Mall called Finesse Fitness or something like that? If you were on Broken Land going towards the mall and made a left onto Little Patuxent just before the mall it was in an office building maybe a mile or less on the right hand side. It was probably 20 or so years ago but I had some fun there, can't imagine it's still there.

It was Finesse and it was in one of the Century Plaza buildings. Never went there because I knew way too many people who had offices there (including family members! But heard good things about it. They got run out of town when the county decided to clamp down on massages places, which was around 2003-04, I think.

[CaptainWillard]

I also lived five minutes from Kyoto and across the street from a long-gone place called LG & Associates. The campaign to shut these places down was based on lies. They were not a hindrance to the community. They were quiet and had no real effect. I should know. I was a neighbor.

Massage places are just easy targets for politicians and local bigmouths who want to thump their chests and make believe they're doing some good.

Real crime is more difficult to fix. Like theft. In HoCo, grocery stores now shut at 10 pm (they used to be 24 hours in the 1990's) and Wal-Mart has socks and underwear behind lock and key. These inconveniences are a bigger detriment to the community than middle-aged men and women engaging in consensual acts in private rooms. Had cops made examples of shoplifters, not massage parlors, the county would be in better shape law-wise.

I agree with everything you said, great post! Do you or anyone remember a place close to the Columbia Mall called Finesse Fitness or something like that? If you were on Broken Land going towards the mall and made a left onto Little Patuxent just before the mall it was in an office building maybe a mile or less on the right hand side. It was probably 20 or so years ago but I had some fun there, can't imagine it's still there.

[SkipAway1]

It was really unfortunate for Kyoto. Next to them was a yoga studio that closes at 9 PM. Imagine the foot traffic with patrons coming in around the same time with yoga people leaving.

Closing time was also an eye opener. They had 2-3 dudes on standby each exit (either driver or husbands). If you didn't want to run into them, you have to come earlier.

On top of that, the building next to them is a day care center. It really was a marvel they stayed open that long.

Glad I never went around closing time LOL. Always went in middle of afternoon when the other half was at work.

[AirRade]

I also lived five minutes from Kyoto and across the street from a long-gone place called LG & Associates. The campaign to shut these places down was based on lies. They were not a hindrance to the community. They were quiet and had no real effect. I should know. I was a neighbor.

Massage places are just easy targets for politicians and local bigmouths who want to thump their chests and make believe they're doing some good.

Real crime is more difficult to fix. Like theft. In HoCo, grocery stores now shut at 10 pm (they used to be 24 hours in the 1990's) and Wal-Mart has socks and underwear behind lock and key. These inconveniences are a bigger detriment to the community than middle-aged men and women engaging in consensual acts in private rooms. Had cops made examples of shoplifters, not massage parlors, the county would be in better shape law-wise.

It was really unfortunate for Kyoto. Next to them was a yoga studio that closes at 9 PM. Imagine the foot traffic with patrons coming in around the same time with yoga people leaving.

Closing time was also an eye opener. They had 2-3 dudes on standby each exit (either driver or husbands). If you didn't want to run into them, you have to come earlier.

On top of that, the building next to them is a day care center. It really was a marvel they stayed open that long.

[SkipAway1]

I also lived five minutes from Kyoto and across the street from a long-gone place called LG & Associates. The campaign to shut these places down was based on lies. They were not a hindrance to the community. They were quiet and had no real effect. I should know. I was a neighbor.

Massage places are just easy targets for politicians and local bigmouths who want to thump their chests and make believe they're doing some good.

Real crime is more difficult to fix. Like theft. In HoCo, grocery stores now shut at 10 pm (they used to be 24 hours in the 1990's) and Wal-Mart has socks and underwear behind lock and key. These inconveniences are a bigger detriment to the community than middle-aged men and women engaging in consensual acts in private rooms. Had cops made examples of shoplifters, not massage parlors, the county would be in better shape law-wise.

100% agree smh. Over the weekend a house in my neighborhood had the wheels stolen from their Camry. Mind you, the houses in my neighborhood are in the 800 k range. I absolutely loved Kyoto. Out of sight, out of mind. I wished the Columbia Massage place had extras. That would have been a great spot.

[Broken Arrows]

I grew up in PG and my first experience was Lily's in Laurel. Later I went more into the DC massage places who had the best girls. Eventually I moved into Howard and my regular was Kyoto because it was literally 5 minutes from me. Nowadays, Hoco seems dead and I dread going to Greenbelt having to deal with the traffic.

I also lived five minutes from Kyoto and across the street from a long-gone place called LG & Associates. The campaign to shut these places down was based on lies. They were not a hindrance to the community. They were quiet and had no real effect. I should know. I was a neighbor.

Massage places are just easy targets for politicians and local bigmouths who want to thump their chests and make believe they're doing some good.

Real crime is more difficult to fix. Like theft. In HoCo, grocery stores now shut at 10 pm (they used to be 24 hours in the 1990's) and Wal-Mart has socks and underwear behind lock and key. These inconveniences are a bigger detriment to the community than middle-aged men and women engaging in consensual acts in private rooms. Had cops made examples of shoplifters, not massage parlors, the county would be in better shape law-wise.

[SkipAway1]

Having grown up and lived there for 30+ years it's sad how bad it's become. First ever stop at Rainbow after a night at the bars was not appreciated by the ladies (think 3 drunk / horny guys at midnight). But it broke the seal for countless solo trips in the 90's. The infamous Miami on 40 in EC. That place was wild, practically a ***** house! Various ones popped up in Columbia but wouldn't last long. My ATF (Yung) moved to Hana from Rainbow and enjoyed her for years till she retired.

But the 3 mentioned above, only one I've been to this century is old Rainbow. That includes the other in Elkridge, Golden. How that is still open is a true mystery! Oh, only good story from Lotus was I took an old female roommate there once, and they us in together but they didn't include the happy ending so she just watched me get a half assed 30 minute rubdown LOL.

I had many good experiences in Golden and Lotus but that was a long time ago. I remember Sunny, Amy, and Bebe in Golden back in 2014 to 2017. Both Sunny and Amy came from Kyoto. Bebe came from Hawaii. I also had great memories from Lotus with Kim from 2003 to 2005. I went back to Lotus a few times last year and had some good sessions with Didi and Nana. I have not been back to Golden since Sunny left in 2017. I'm currently going to the Rising Sun and to Cherry Acupressure in Greenbelt. The providers are younger and more attractive. Good luck and take care.

I grew up in PG and my first experience was Lily's in Laurel. Later I went more into the DC massage places who had the best girls. Eventually I moved into Howard and my regular was Kyoto because it was literally 5 minutes from me. Nowadays, Hoco seems dead and I dread going to Greenbelt having to deal with the traffic.