Massage Parlor Reports

**Marko Ramius** · 12-19-24 21:33

If you are looking for a good deal, you can usually get a blowie at towns on the Thai-Cambodia and Thai-Lao border for $2.

Nothing like drinking a beer in a dumpy bar on a hot humid night, watching rugby on a widescreen TV, and getting sucked off by a cute Lao girl. And I paid more for the beer than I did for her.

In Thailand if you shopped around or weren't in a blatantly tourist area you could usually get a hottie for the night for around 2000 bhat, or under $60 US. You might have to buy her dinner though. If you were in one of the beachy tourist towns you could find freelancers for a bit more.

**JMirage** · 12-19-24 21:23

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

This is awesome, I always want to travel to South Asia and fuk till my brain freeze. Language barrier is holding me back and fear losing a kidney LOL. This adventure of urs sounds so awesome, how do you find this kind of place without getting scammed and do you have a tour / buddy to hang with?

I just did some online research, but they are not hidden at all. The place was more professionally ran than many actual spas that I have seen in the US. Like all the guys helping you from the reception to the locker room, showers, etc all have uniforms on. It doesn't feel shady at all. Language is no barrier at all, they all know what you're there for. There are a lot of places at very nice 4 star+ hotels. There were spa or massage signs saying 3rd floor or whatever, so you just walk in, go to the elevator, hit floor 3, get off and there is a reception. They make it feel super comfortable, even though it's a bunch of dudes, it's like having a doctor with great bedside manner. Nothing like around here that feels a little awkward if you happen to walk past another monger on your way in or out. While I was in the shower once, I'm just taking my time, BSing with a guy from Australia next to me. The hardest part will be when you come back and do the math for how many hot young girls you can bang for the price of one older mediocre attitude one here.

**IstlFun** · 12-19-24 19:04

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Vietnam. It was insane, in a luxury hotel, you take an elevator up to the massage floor and pay your fee at a receptionist area depending on what you want. Then you get escorted to a locker room where you undress, put your stuff in a locker which is locked and you take the key to that locker. They also give you a zipping bag so you can take your valuables with you if you don't want to leave them in a locker. Then a dude hands you a towel and you make your way to the showers. The showers are compartmentalized, but you can still talk to your neighbor since the compartments go from about your knees to your shoulders. You BS with dudes from all over the world, then when you get out you go to a steam room or sauna, whichever you choose. Just you and your zipper bag. When you're done there, you get a robe an go into a big room with lazy-boy style recliners and a fed fresh fruits by some ladies in there. They will also offer neck, face, feet massage. When your girl is ready, a dude comes gets you and escorts you to either a massage room or up to a suite with shower and jacuzzi depending on what you paid for. Then the 9's and 10's come in. HOLY FUCK, hottest girls, oldest one might have been late 20's. They all have numbers for you to request them by in the future, but you get your massage, showered, bathed, and whatever else you paid for. After you're done, go back to the locker room and change back into your street clothes, tip the guy who is monitoring it $1 and go to reception. The reception guys make sure you are happy with your services and away you go wondering how long it will take you to recharge for another round. So professionally ran, cleaner than most places around here, and 9's and 10's are all I saw. I really enjoyed some of the girls who would sing while bathing me.

This was just one of the places, there are others that are BJ places. Walk-in, pick a girl out of a line-up, go upstairs, they wipe you down with wet wipes, suck until you blow and that's it. $10-25 for those spots.

This is awesome, I always want to travel to South Asia and fuk till my brain freeze. Language barrier is holding me back and fear losing a kidney LOL. This adventure of urs sounds so awesome, how do you find this kind of place without getting scammed and do you have a tour / buddy to hang with?

**BBPornoGeek** · 12-19-24 18:26

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Vietnam. It was insane, in a luxury hotel, you take an elevator up to the massage floor and pay your fee at a receptionist area depending on what you want. Then you get escorted to a locker room where you undress, put your stuff in a locker which is locked and you take the key to that locker. They also give you a zipping bag so you can take your valuables with you if you don't want to leave them in a locker. Then a dude hands you a towel and you make your way to the showers. The showers are compartmentalized, but you can still talk to your neighbor since the compartments go from about your knees to your shoulders. You BS with dudes from all over the world, then when you get out you go to a steam room or sauna, whichever you choose. Just you and your zipper bag. When you're done there, you get a robe an go into a big room with lazy-boy style recliners and a fed fresh fruits by some ladies in there. They will also offer neck, face, feet massage. When your girl is ready, a dude comes gets you and escorts you to either a massage room or up to a suite with shower and jacuzzi depending on what you paid for. Then the 9's and 10's come in. HOLY FUCK, hottest girls, oldest one might have been late 20's. They all have numbers for you to request them by in the future, but you get your massage, showered, bathed, and whatever else you paid for. After you're done, go back to the locker room and change back into your street clothes, tip the guy who is monitoring it $1 and go to reception. The reception guys make sure you are happy with your services and away you go wondering how long it will take you to recharge for another round. So professionally ran, cleaner than most places around here, and 9's and 10's are all I saw. I really enjoyed some of the girls who would sing while bathing me.

This was just one of the places, there are others that are BJ places. Walk-in, pick a girl out of a line-up, go upstairs, they wipe you down with wet wipes, suck until you blow and that's it. $10-25 for those spots.

Where was this? Saigon or Hanoi? I wasn't able to find full service ones in Hanoi, BBBJ at the most. DM if you don't feel like sharing publicly.

**JMirage** · 12-19-24 18:17

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

Costa Rica? For what 40 could get you there I would hurt myself.

Vietnam. It was insane, in a luxury hotel, you take an elevator up to the massage floor and pay your fee at a receptionist area depending on what you want. Then you get escorted to a locker room where you undress, put your stuff in a locker which is locked and you take the key to that locker. They also give you a zipping bag so you can take your valuables with you if you don't want to leave them in a locker. Then a dude hands you a towel and you make your way to the showers. The showers are compartmentalized, but you can still talk to your neighbor since the compartments go from about your knees to your shoulders. You BS with dudes from all over the world, then when you get out you go to a steam room or sauna, whichever you choose. Just you and your zipper bag. When you're done there, you get a robe an go into a big room with lazy-boy style recliners and a fed fresh fruits by some ladies in there. They will also offer neck, face, feet massage. When your girl is ready, a dude comes gets you and escorts you to either a massage room or up to a suite with shower and jacuzzi depending on what you paid for. Then the 9's and 10's come in. HOLY FUCK, hottest girls, oldest one might have been late 20's. They all have numbers for you to request them by in the future, but you get your massage, showered, bathed, and whatever else you paid for. After you're done, go back to the locker room and change back into your street clothes, tip the guy who is monitoring it $1 and go to reception. The reception guys make sure you are happy with your services and away you go wondering how long it will take you to recharge for another round. So professionally ran, cleaner than most places around here, and 9's and 10's are all I saw. I really enjoyed some of the girls who would sing while bathing me.

This was just one of the places, there are others that are BJ places. Walk-in, pick a girl out of a line-up, go upstairs, they wipe you down with wet wipes, suck until you blow and that's it. $10-25 for those spots.

**Ss8988** · 12-19-24 18:05

Feeling like I'm in the mood that I need to grab and hold on to something. Anybody know where the thick thick girls be hiding? Tits bigger than DD's. TIA.

**Ss8988** · 12-19-24 18:02

Originally Posted by Ss8988 [View Original Post]

Hello yeah! Big Monkey always coming through!

I'll hit her up today!

Saw her the other night. Description and experience is accurate. I think she's super cute and nice. She said to say hi to monkey and giggled!!

**Captainpussymo** · 12-19-24 17:11

That's probably why the costs are so low.

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

Costa Rica? For what 40 could get you there I would hurt myself.

**Zcxtps** · 12-19-24 16:24

The other night, I dreamt that I visited Oriental Lotus Spa in Bothell and got a pretty fantastic massage with an unprompted manual HE about halfway through from Summer. The only thing I didn't like was that she left the door to the room slightly ajar to keep air circulating. Total cost was $. 2 - she didn't negotiate a tip, which was refreshing. Would recommend a visit, though probably after dark as the place is fairly close to Bothell Town Hall and gets a decent amount of foot traffic.

Originally Posted by Legendaddy [View Original Post]

I finally got my account activated, so will now post my experiences so far. Started my AMPLife on 12/1/2024, so all these reports are fresh.

Legend Spa, Bothell, Mill Creak area.

On my very first visit, I was attended by a somewhat good looking MT in her early 40's. After the back massage, she did ask me whether I want to "relax". But even though I did say yes, she only massaged inner thighs and didn't actually touched the boys.

I thought she might've hesitated because I myself was very nervous. So, I went back there 4 days later, and again got the same MT. I told her upfront this time that I will take the table shower too and will leave a good tip. But this time, she was way worse than before. Only kept running her hand in repeat pattern, like a machine. And for table shower, hosed me down like a cattle. Again, didn't touch the goods.

Would not recommend.

Caviar Spa, Bothell Downtown. Bella..

**Priapus77** · 12-19-24 14:53

Originally Posted by Peet0115 [View Original Post]

Hi anyone have any favorites around the Greenwood Ave and? May Flower or any others close?

I would be curious to know about Symmetry Spa at 143rd. Rubmaps says they have table shower. They have some reviews from last year. Not sure the current state there.

**DamianDono** · 12-19-24 13:38

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Hi All!

It's been a while since I posted since I was out of the country where $40 gets you an insane amount more than what $200 gets you here

Costa Rica? For what 40 could get you there I would hurt myself.

**Peet0115** · 12-19-24 13:08

Hi anyone have any favorites around the Greenwood Ave and? May Flower or any others close?

**JMirage** · 12-19-24 12:34

Hi All!

It's been a while since I posted since I was out of the country where $40 gets you an insane amount more than what $200 gets you here, so I took a break to adjust back to the crazy price differrence. Anyhow, I am being sent down to Burien and Tukwila over the next couple weeks and have not been there in years. Is there anywhere in those areas that are worth a visit? Always looking for a good BBBJ ending, or even HJ with a good sensual massage, not to keen on finding FS unless she's 20 and skinny. I was ruined overseas.

**AussieFury** · 12-19-24 12:14

When I first met Luka, I thought she was cute. After my visit, I find her sexy and adorable.

As previous reviews say, she's very young and a little awkward. Takes her a minute to find her rhythm. But when she does. Wow. One of the best BJs of my life. Long slow deep perfect.

CFS was great. Great noises. Cartoon body with zero surgery. Awesome connection. Once we finally connected. Rides like a champ.

I'd rank her right behind Sophia in the current rotation. She likes friendly Big Monkey friends.

**GeniusCasanova** · 12-19-24 01:00

I went back to Good a little before noon. I met Yoyo at the door and let her know I called earlier to see Sophia. She happily sat me at the chair behind the curtain, the waiting chair LOL. Mama-san, I'm not sure her name but she sure seemed like the supervisor came over and asked if I've been there and how'd I hear about the place and got my house fee. I opted for an hour so I fronted the hour House fee. Somebody was walked out the door and Sophia soon came to draw the curtain, wearing that cute little schoolgirl outfit. Thanks AF. She's beautiful in it.

In the room, she asked if I wanted everything and I excitedly said yeah, and handed her 160, so 220 all in for all you guys who need the details. In her cute little outfit, she got up on the table, and did a tiny bit of massage, and intimate sniffs. She was probably checking out my hygiene, which was impeccable. She asked if I drank beer today I think because some of the notes of my cologne were probably reminiscent. But no, I had not been drinking.

Our conversational chemistry was great at this point; I think I was just excited because, to me, she has the most beautiful face I've seen on any AMP provider. Right up there next to. Let's say Lily from Shanghai.

Anyway, she climbs up on the table with me and has me face her while I'm caressing her cute butt with the skirt still on. No underwear, obviously. Did a little finger play, but I didn't go for FIV because that's typically not well received at AMPs. Clit / lip outer play was fine. At this point it felt like an old gf that I was meeting to hookup with. LFK and sucking / licking nipples followed shortly. Can confirm an earlier report that the nipple play gives her the shivers. She genuinely seemed to enjoy the foreplay, which is why I would give her top honors in the GFE department. Even if it was acting, it was good acting. Felt natural.

At some point she had gotten into her birthday suit and we cuddled, kissed and caressed until I let her know I wanted to DATY. And DATY I did. Very responsive, seeming to finish several times. Again, if it was an act, it was Oscar-level acting. Love that. After some amazing DATY, I had her introduce me to her French Skills. While I have had better at this establishment with Alyssa or Miko, she did alright. Was able to DT, but I'm not particularly large. Mostly up and down motions. I was mostly just thinking about how I was going to take her. I had her cowgirl, but leaned over so I was doing most of the work.

She was very wet. Now, I didn't know this from past reviews, but I discovered why. She kept saying something referencing water, but I think she was referring to her squirting or cumming. I felt it get wetter and wetter as I pounded away underneath her, and when I switched to mish. I blew in the bag pretty quick. After she cleaned me up, we had some nice conversation. I loved our chemistry.

I would definitely come back to see her, my experience was a 9/10. Great looks, great service. Haven't had one like this in a long time.