Massage Parlor Reports

[MassErrection]

The owner of Jade writes like she has a PhD in English composition when she posts help-wanted ads and replies to Google reviews. Then, her CL ad tries to sound like English is her second language, which cracks me up. There was a post here that Caroline at Rose Massage did not provide a good experience and may no longer be there. Her face sure looks cute! Maybe too good to be true?

Caroline! Oh man I haven't heard that name in a long time. Different person of course but I'm sure couple of you remember her well. She worked in Stillwater, the name of the place I can't recall of the top of my head. Man, these names Caroline, Luna, Lena popping up and reminding me of better times. Damn, the scene really is pathetic today. Oh well, it is what it is.

[RxyGuy]

The owner of Jade writes like she has a PhD in English composition when she posts help-wanted ads and replies to Google reviews. Then, her CL ad tries to sound like English is her second language, which cracks me up. There was a post here that Caroline at Rose Massage did not provide a good experience and may no longer be there. Her face sure looks cute! Maybe too good to be true?

Was at Rose in B'ville last night. Had booked with Hannah but when I got there they said she had gone home. Saw Michelle instead, though Caroline was there. I asked to see her instead (prettier than Michelle) but no luck on that. Had the same experience with Michelle as I had at the previous location. L1 with a decent massage.

[Part Time Guy]

How many of the AMP ladies will let us mongers give them a massage? Do you feel like this results in a better experience?

Not aware of any current ladies who allow it here in town (wish I did). CiCi and Emily at Spanut would, as would a gal down at 'Hull' in Des Moines before they got busted. Definitely led to a better experience for all involved.

[Rambo21]

How many of the AMP ladies will let us mongers give them a massage? Do you feel like this results in a better experience?

[Rambo21]

I figured it would be taken down. Hence the screenshot instead of a url. There will probably be another one once they figure out how to place an ad our local CL admin approves of. Either way, it's kinda crazy that the new owner is so aggressive with getting mongers out there without allowing the girls to provide service.

The owner of Jade writes like she has a PhD in English composition when she posts help-wanted ads and replies to Google reviews. Then, her CL ad tries to sound like English is her second language, which cracks me up. There was a post here that Caroline at Rose Massage did not provide a good experience and may no longer be there. Her face sure looks cute! Maybe too good to be true?

[JButter9]

I haven't been there in a couple of years, but I always remember leaving happy.

There was another place near there on the other side of the highway in a strip mall by a convenience store where they had a futon and the masseuse was decent looking. Not sure if they are still around, but she would let your hands roam wherever UTC but she would only offer DIY no matter how many times I asked for more.

Reborn was my favorite. If I'm it mistaken, I thought someone else ended up owning the spot and it was a lot more expensive. I could be wrong. I just remember not be able to get in touch for a while and then google saying it was closed permanently. Again, I could be wrong.

[WoozerBuck]

At this point, I feel like all that needs to be said has been said about the whole Jade / Rose situation. I just saw a CL ad that Jade Massage put out. For a place that doesn't offer service, they posted an ad that sure sounds like it. I hate that false advertising schtick.

The only way to know is to go. From my first visit to Rose there was nothing, second visit jack hammer pot. Why did she not do this the first time? No idea.

[BurtForPres]

Ad is no longer on CL.

I figured it would be taken down. Hence the screenshot instead of a url. There will probably be another one once they figure out how to place an ad our local CL admin approves of. Either way, it's kinda crazy that the new owner is so aggressive with getting mongers out there without allowing the girls to provide service.

[Anything Cool]

At this point, I feel like all that needs to be said has been said about the whole Jade / Rose situation. I just saw a CL ad that Jade Massage put out. For a place that doesn't offer service, they posted an ad that sure sounds like it. I hate that false advertising schtick.

Ad is no longer on CL.

[DudeMan8512]

Thanks dude! Rose is officially hard pass for me more. There are better places for their price point.

No problem man! Jades decent but I agree there are better places for the money.

[BurtForPres]

At this point, I feel like all that needs to be said has been said about the whole Jade / Rose situation. I just saw a CL ad that Jade Massage put out. For a place that doesn't offer service, they posted an ad that sure sounds like it. I hate that false advertising schtick.

[HazyDavy]

Thanks dude! Rose is officially hard pass for me more. There are better places for their price point.

See Jade first.

[Crsm27]

If they ask where you heard about them, and you say rubmaps is that enough of a clue to them you are interested in more?

Never mention a site is where you heard of them.

Always say you have been there before and you can't remember who you saw. Tell them it was a couple months ago type thing. JUST MAKE SURE THEY HAVE BEEN AT THE LOCATION THAT LONG.

Then like others have said. Your actions speak louder than words. Touch a leg, caress a leg, touch their butt and see how they react. If they move away. No go. If they let it slide. Odds are in your favor. When they graze your package. Say mmmmmm or some other sound of enjoyment. Things like that.

Don't just maul them either. Little hints and they will give them back. If they don't give them back then place is a no go.

[TheMongR]

Yea nothing special bad massage, bad L1, I don't think she's there anymore.

Thanks dude! Rose is officially hard pass for me more. There are better places for their price point.

[DudeMan8512]

Did anyone see Caroline at rose massage?

Yea nothing special bad massage, bad L1, I don't think she's there anymore.