Massage Parlor Reports

[Lmic Farrell]

One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.

I recalling visiting Megan back in the day, when she worked at Mama Dees Massage in Holland. Average massage; easy to talk too; options available. I recall CBJ and an hour session for $$.

[DoIt161]

One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.

After my last visit, I posted a report as well, I will never visit her again. Never. Gross and disgusting. Tells you one price and then demands another when you show up. She reuses the towels that you unload all over.

Don't trust the pictures in her ad.

YMMV but I wouldn't count on it.

[TypicalDude]

I stopped by yesterday and had a great time with a new girl Sky. She is beautiful with blonde hair and a tiny waist. Perfect B / C boobs on her tiny frame. I would guess mid 30's. She was only taking HHR appointments because she was the only one there. I had a great time. $200 out the door.

Unless I'm reading the reviews differently than you cost out the door is typically $200/ HHR or $240/ HR. I would be annoyed if I was treated the way you were as well.

Thanks. I know there can be a lot of stress for a provider who is dealing with all the walk-ins, without any help. And I acknowledge that my offer (tip) was a good. 5 off from what you describe. But I was already reaching for my clothes before we started talking about any of that. It was everything that happened before any discussion of a trip, that convinced me I had to scoot. My mileage varied.

But it definitely seems like everyone else is having a really good time there. Which is great. Party on, Garths.

[DaveLudema]

What he said. Perfect!

Is she as hot as the pictures look?

[UtrGuy]

I want to preface this report my experience at TNC:

1. I 100% believe everyone's positive review of TNC.

2. I'm jealous of everyone's positive experience at TNC.

I had the worst massage experience of my life at TNC. I think it turned me off from AMPs forever. And AMPs is a very broad category that includes people from a lot of countries, actually an entire continent. So I am sorry if I sound racist. This was such a stupid experience that it actually goes way beyond any one group of people: it damn near turned me off massage as a concept. It was just a total waste of time. It was like a parody of a bad massage.

Of course, YMMV.

TNC isn't particularly busy on the day I go. The parking lot is almost empty. I walk up and get right in. This girl is not welcoming, or warm, and I immediately feel like a bother. Her indifference and annoyance only gets worse. I make a request five minutes in (nothing sexual) and she immediately tells me to pay, asks how much I will pay. I offer four jacksons for basics and, no joke, she starts mocking the amount. Like it's the most absurd thing she has heard anyone say that day. And I bet she hears some OUTLANDISH things in a given day.

I try to think what I had done to get on the wrong foot, after all the good reviews. People TIP $200 or $250 at places like this, so I guess it must be fun for somebody. Anywhere I've ever gone, I've always met or exceeded door fee. I've never TRIPLED the door fee. So maybe the problem is me. But $$$ is way more than I could ever justify for 30 minutes of fun. Again, just me.

I realize this place is not for me, and I respectfully say: this is not working out and I got to go. I tell her to keep the door fee. It's only 7-8 minutes after I walked in, and I am out the door.

And no, I can't imagine ever going back to TNC. In case the suspense was killing you. I probably will not repeat. I was bored. I figured I'd try. You've got to try. And now I know. I know exactly where and when I got the worst massage that anyone has ever gotten throughout all of the millennia of time that has ever passed on the planet Earth.

It's also possible I was ruined by experiencing the GOAT at JD up the street. Milan is and will always be the untouchable Queen.

I stopped by yesterday and had a great time with a new girl Sky. She is beautiful with blonde hair and a tiny waist. Perfect B / C boobs on her tiny frame. I would guess mid 30's. She was only taking HHR appointments because she was the only one there. I had a great time. $200 out the door.

Unless I'm reading the reviews differently than you cost out the door is typically $200/ HHR or $240/ HR. I would be annoyed if I was treated the way you were as well.

[TopGunFun]

One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.

Visited sweet Megan a few weeks ago. Left as soon as I arrived.

[DudeMustAbide]

I had the worst massage experience of my life at TNC. I think it turned me off from AMPs forever. And AMPs is a very broad category that includes people from a lot of countries, actually an entire continent. So I am sorry if I sound racist. This was such a stupid experience that it actually goes way beyond any one group of people: it damn near turned me off massage as a concept. It was just a total waste of time. It was like a parody of a bad massage.

As one Dude to another, I am sorry you had such a bad experience there. I would be curious of which masseuse you had. My guess would be Jay or a newer girl. I always tip double the house fee and get everything I want.

[HereToTry]

Any recent updates on Jasmine, no new reports it seems but I would like a message and I have not found a provider yet. Any feedback is great!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/603740209582

[HarryHood]

How did Kim look? Sorry for the unfortunate experience.

Kim was hot.

[Member #6850]

Anyone seen Sweet Megan lately? Just wondered what your experience was like. She hasn't been reviewed for quite a while. Some reviews in the past were OK, some not so ok. She's been around for quite a while so I wonder what the latest might be with her.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...l/034941475273

One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.

[UsBorne]

I was so excited recently to get a response from Sabrina. She responded to my inquiry in an hour plus which would make time tight but a chance to see her and I threw caution to the wind. Unfortunately. Communications were good during my hour plus drive and when I arrived her prompt response was to give her a few minutes. After 10 minutes I checked in again to no response, after 20 minutes I gave up on her. Based on my expectations I had a sizeable tip in mind. Her loss was the Salvation Armys gain.

Needless to say I will not try her again. If you check the escort forum you will see she has done this to others. Obviously if you schedule with her have a plan B and time to burn.

[TypicalDude]

I want to preface this report my experience at TNC:

1. I 100% believe everyone's positive review of TNC.

2. I'm jealous of everyone's positive experience at TNC.

I had the worst massage experience of my life at TNC. I think it turned me off from AMPs forever. And AMPs is a very broad category that includes people from a lot of countries, actually an entire continent. So I am sorry if I sound racist. This was such a stupid experience that it actually goes way beyond any one group of people: it damn near turned me off massage as a concept. It was just a total waste of time. It was like a parody of a bad massage.

Of course, YMMV.

TNC isn't particularly busy on the day I go. The parking lot is almost empty. I walk up and get right in. This girl is not welcoming, or warm, and I immediately feel like a bother. Her indifference and annoyance only gets worse. I make a request five minutes in (nothing sexual) and she immediately tells me to pay, asks how much I will pay. I offer four jacksons for basics and, no joke, she starts mocking the amount. Like it's the most absurd thing she has heard anyone say that day. And I bet she hears some OUTLANDISH things in a given day.

I try to think what I had done to get on the wrong foot, after all the good reviews. People TIP $200 or $250 at places like this, so I guess it must be fun for somebody. Anywhere I've ever gone, I've always met or exceeded door fee. I've never TRIPLED the door fee. So maybe the problem is me. But $$$ is way more than I could ever justify for 30 minutes of fun. Again, just me.

I realize this place is not for me, and I respectfully say: this is not working out and I got to go. I tell her to keep the door fee. It's only 7-8 minutes after I walked in, and I am out the door.

And no, I can't imagine ever going back to TNC. In case the suspense was killing you. I probably will not repeat. I was bored. I figured I'd try. You've got to try. And now I know. I know exactly where and when I got the worst massage that anyone has ever gotten throughout all of the millennia of time that has ever passed on the planet Earth.

It's also possible I was ruined by experiencing the GOAT at JD up the street. Milan is and will always be the untouchable Queen.

[UtrGuy]

Randomly stopped into TNC on Saturday afternoon. There was nobody in the parking lot when I arrived. Kim, I think her name was, showed me to the room. She massaged me for a bit, and I could tell she was really tense. She complained that she was having a hard time running the parlor all by herself, and that Lisa, the main girl was gone.

Then about 7-8 of you monger bastards started ringing the bell, knocking on the door, calling the phone constantly my whole time there. Kim would leave the room and say, "busy, come back later!" And some of you persisted asking her questions like, "where's iisa? When can I come back?

Needless to say, I got so annoyed I just got up and left. I couldn't get in the mood. Kim was exasperated, and in a bad mood, and so was I, but she gave me 20 bucks back. I saw all of you guys waiting in the parking lot in your Ford trucks, waiting around like wild dogs for scraps of meat from the table.

How did Kim look? Sorry for the unfortunate experience.

[HarryHood]

Randomly stopped into TNC on Saturday afternoon. There was nobody in the parking lot when I arrived. Kim, I think her name was, showed me to the room. She massaged me for a bit, and I could tell she was really tense. She complained that she was having a hard time running the parlor all by herself, and that Lisa, the main girl was gone.

Then about 7-8 of you monger bastards started ringing the bell, knocking on the door, calling the phone constantly my whole time there. Kim would leave the room and say, "busy, come back later!" And some of you persisted asking her questions like, "where's iisa? When can I come back?

Needless to say, I got so annoyed I just got up and left. I couldn't get in the mood. Kim was exasperated, and in a bad mood, and so was I, but she gave me 20 bucks back. I saw all of you guys waiting in the parking lot in your Ford trucks, waiting around like wild dogs for scraps of meat from the table.

[BoatGuy1]

Seen Berlin since the beginning and she is a beauty. Was looking for something new outside of the bbu girls but like the bbu girls to add to the rotation.

What he said. Perfect!

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