Massage Parlor Reports

[SideTalker]

More like sun hopeless.

Great location in an office building but that's the most positive thing I can say. I had called ahead and verified someone was available, when I showed up they took my money and then wanted me to wait 30 minutes. I was about to leave when they relented.

Should have left as the mood was already not the best.

Provider was around 50, shorter hair, gut. Massage was on the hard side, l1 and more available. Only opted for l1.

Won't repeat.

May try green next.

[Amplitude]

Saw vivi yesterday morning, great time as usual! Got there paid the door fee and tip all at once. Waiting in the room for the table shower, there was a huge argument between 2 providers there, not sure which 2, but I thought the cops were going to be called. This argument went on for a good 10 minutes, stuff slamming, yelling, etc. Vivi came in and apologized in her broken English. She couldn't articulate who or what the argument was about. Seemed like one of the providers left, and all was calm. Great table shower, great massage, she never skimps on the massage. A lot of licking the taint, and attention to the boys, a nice long CBJ, and the main event. Mish, acg, racg, I couldn't hold it, she's got a great ass! Watching that slide up and down my cock. Blew in the bag, she cleaned me up, we cuddled naked for a good 5 minutes, got up and dressed and was out the door. I got the whole hour plus a few minutes. She definitely did not rush me, and always makes me free like her bf (that's her job, I know) but it's a nice touch, LOL! Happy holidays to all you mongers! Stay safe!

It's a little rare to hear the fur fly like that among Chinese girls (especially in the era of intimate shaving. Ha! A non-Asian at SXL in Chicago once told me that she's treated a little like an outsider there. She said they have a word for her that I can't remember. But I'm glad to hear Vivi hung in there. As you say, that's world class heart shaped ass on an Asian gal. I owe her a visit.

[SideTalker]

Youyou is gone at moon.

Tried out amy. Above average body, slimmer, but still in her 40's. L2 for 1. 3 with saran wrap. Decent massage and tease, may repeat.

There is also another new girl working there but she looked kinda chubba from afar.

Also wondering if anyone has been to NJ recently, would like to rotate another location in addition to moon but only looking for l1 or maybe l2, so much loved relax is probably not for me.

[Si777]

Saw vivi yesterday morning, great time as usual! Got there paid the door fee and tip all at once. Waiting in the room for the table shower, there was a huge argument between 2 providers there, not sure which 2, but I thought the cops were going to be called. This argument went on for a good 10 minutes, stuff slamming, yelling, etc. Vivi came in and apologized in her broken English. She couldn't articulate who or what the argument was about. Seemed like one of the providers left, and all was calm. Great table shower, great massage, she never skimps on the massage. A lot of licking the taint, and attention to the boys, a nice long CBJ, and the main event. Mish, acg, racg, I couldn't hold it, she's got a great ass! Watching that slide up and down my cock. Blew in the bag, she cleaned me up, we cuddled naked for a good 5 minutes, got up and dressed and was out the door. I got the whole hour plus a few minutes. She definitely did not rush me, and always makes me free like her bf (that's her job, I know) but it's a nice touch, LOL! Happy holidays to all you mongers! Stay safe!

[Wenger]

So I have been to Relax 3 times. Had Kiki, Ewa, and Wewe. Who should I try next? Sophie, Mocha, Kelly, or the new girl I read about Haiti?

Assuming Sophie is Sophia I would skip her. Reports say that Mocha is a lot of fun but haven't had the experience myself yet.

[Illini333]

Your in box is full -I tried to pm you.

Sorry about that. Go ahead and send me a DM now. I clear out the box.

[Ronacin]

Anyone been to Latin Touch Massage to visit Carmen in Villa Park recently?

I visited this place sometime ago, but I didn't like what I saw and walked out, was a thick and older lady, I guess that is Carmen, later on when I tried again. When the door opened up was the same lady and I didn't stay again.

Looks they don't rotate girls here. Or maybe she is the owner. But I would like to find out if now there is another girl, I would like you describe Carmen.

Thanks in advance.

[Englee]

Kiki allows BBBJ for sure, never got BBFS though.

So I have been to Relax 3 times. Had Kiki, Ewa, and Wewe. Who should I try next? Sophie, Mocha, Kelly, or the new girl I read about Haiti?

[MikeJones333]

Ewa has a face that you have get used to. It's unique. I, too, love her attention to my back side (no homo), but you never know. Someday. JK.

Does Kiki allow BBBJ or BBFS?

My second visit with her last spring (I guess you could say rapport was built by that point), after I came into the bag she wiped me down and started stroking it. Unprompted she began sucking it bare and finished me with her hand for the second ejax of the session (30 min session w / o massage, straight to business). I didn't want to CIM b / c she also started initiating DFK, so let her finish with her hand. But I get the feeling she would let you finish in her mouth. She / They seem to be very accommodating at Relax. I've never asked for BBFS because, ya know, safety first. It doesn't hurt to ask but I've just never had the desire.

Kiki allows BBBJ for sure, never got BBFS though.

[Gus33]

Anyone been to Latin Touch Massage to visit Carmen in Villa Park recently?

Your in box is full -I tried to pm you.

[Illini333]

Anyone been to Latin Touch Massage to visit Carmen in Villa Park recently?

[Eddinger]

Finally visited. Nice big clean place. Super hot sauna. Was ok. Drew Amy. She was short and very cute. Nice body. Fair tits. Gave a nice shower and then a very faint massage, but a wonderful covered BJ and then fucking was fun too. 80+160.

[Mikejpfil]

Ewa has a face that you have get used to. It's unique. I, too, love her attention to my back side (no homo), but you never know. Someday. JK.

Does Kiki allow BBBJ or BBFS?

My second visit with her last spring (I guess you could say rapport was built by that point), after I came into the bag she wiped me down and started stroking it. Unprompted she began sucking it bare and finished me with her hand for the second ejax of the session (30 min session w / o massage, straight to business). I didn't want to CIM b / c she also started initiating DFK, so let her finish with her hand. But I get the feeling she would let you finish in her mouth. She / They seem to be very accommodating at Relax. I've never asked for BBFS because, ya know, safety first. It doesn't hurt to ask but I've just never had the desire.

Magic Mike,

I've been to Relax many times. Always end up with Ewa, love the attention to my back side.

Does KiKi allow BBBJ or BBFS?

[Phloverno6]

Kiki is known for letting off two pops. It's much appreciated. I was surprised at first, but love it. Got to give an increase in donations to her, man. Especially around the holidays.

In terms of GFE, my area rankings are:

1) Kiki.

2) Ewa.

3) Vivi (aka Wiwi).

4) Anyone at Lanes (Momo).

5) Anyone at Ivy (Joy).

Magic Mike,

I've been to Relax many times. Always end up with Ewa, love the attention to my back side.

Last time I was there, Ewa was off in space, spent time talking with boss, tried to swap out WeWe but I wasn't interested. At the end she complained I took too long to blow.

I'm looking to change MTs.

Does KiKi allow BBBJ or BBFS?

Asking for a friend.

TIF.

STAY SAFE OUT THERE!

[Mikejpfil]

Disclaimer: Amy was hesitant about publicity. She's new to Chicago and wants "to work safely". However, I have an obligation to this community to share pertinent info that may benefit all parties involved. I was planning to take a break from this hobby for the holidays, but my nature compelled me to visit Lanes. As I'm writing this, I'm already having FOMO. A portion of my Christmas bonus might as well be direct deposited to Lanes / Amy.

Summary: Amy is astonishingly cute. Probably in her 30's but looks like she's 21. [Deleted by Admin]Face requires minimal make-up. Body is amazing. Natural C's. Awesome round cute ass and juicy thighs. She's an anime character come to life. Her personality is more reserved and shy making it seem at first that she's inexperienced, but her BJ and FS skills are great. I literally almost came in 20 seconds from her riding me chest to chest. Had an amazing time, her last day is a few days before Christmas. She's a unicorn. She reminds me of Olivia from Sunny Day (Mt. P) a few summers ago, but better in every way.

Other Notes: Lanes current line-up is: Amy (amazing youngster), Lemon (good MILF), Hanni? (not sure if if it's Hanna from earlier this year). Momo is out on vacay. $80 for 50 minutes is the rate now. I thought it was 60 minutes but the new MMS scolded me about it.

Amy. Very cool girl (and I use the term "girl" intentionally). Great looking face and natural body. Please Please treat her right so that she returns to Chicago in 2025. I implore you. If you do see her, please don't mention this review either. My loyalty is torn, but I've know you guys longer LOL.

Last thought: Those who have been in the hobby kinda know who some of the mainstays and "legendary" MTs are in the area. It's so refreshing when you come across a potential new superstar. That's what I feel like I experienced. YMMV but I would be willing to stake my USG rep on it LOL. She's good.

Merry Christmas, you filthy mongers!