Massage Parlor Reports

[Mikejpfil]

Ewa has a face that you have get used to. It's unique. I, too, love her attention to my back side (no homo), but you never know. Someday. JK.

Does Kiki allow BBBJ or BBFS?

My second visit with her last spring (I guess you could say rapport was built by that point), after I came into the bag she wiped me down and started stroking it. Unprompted she began sucking it bare and finished me with her hand for the second ejax of the session (30 min session w / o massage, straight to business). I didn't want to CIM b / c she also started initiating DFK, so let her finish with her hand. But I get the feeling she would let you finish in her mouth. She / They seem to be very accommodating at Relax. I've never asked for BBFS because, ya know, safety first. It doesn't hurt to ask but I've just never had the desire.

Magic Mike,

I've been to Relax many times. Always end up with Ewa, love the attention to my back side.

Does KiKi allow BBBJ or BBFS?

[Phloverno6]

Kiki is known for letting off two pops. It's much appreciated. I was surprised at first, but love it. Got to give an increase in donations to her, man. Especially around the holidays.

In terms of GFE, my area rankings are:

1) Kiki.

2) Ewa.

3) Vivi (aka Wiwi).

4) Anyone at Lanes (Momo).

5) Anyone at Ivy (Joy).

Magic Mike,

I've been to Relax many times. Always end up with Ewa, love the attention to my back side.

Last time I was there, Ewa was off in space, spent time talking with boss, tried to swap out WeWe but I wasn't interested. At the end she complained I took too long to blow.

I'm looking to change MTs.

Does KiKi allow BBBJ or BBFS?

Asking for a friend.

TIF.

STAY SAFE OUT THERE!

[Mikejpfil]

Disclaimer: Amy was hesitant about publicity. She's new to Chicago and wants "to work safely". However, I have an obligation to this community to share pertinent info that may benefit all parties involved. I was planning to take a break from this hobby for the holidays, but my nature compelled me to visit Lanes. As I'm writing this, I'm already having FOMO. A portion of my Christmas bonus might as well be direct deposited to Lanes / Amy.

Summary: Amy is astonishingly cute. Probably in her 30's but looks like she's 21. [Deleted by Admin]Face requires minimal make-up. Body is amazing. Natural C's. Awesome round cute ass and juicy thighs. She's an anime character come to life. Her personality is more reserved and shy making it seem at first that she's inexperienced, but her BJ and FS skills are great. I literally almost came in 20 seconds from her riding me chest to chest. Had an amazing time, her last day is a few days before Christmas. She's a unicorn. She reminds me of Olivia from Sunny Day (Mt. P) a few summers ago, but better in every way.

Other Notes: Lanes current line-up is: Amy (amazing youngster), Lemon (good MILF), Hanni? (not sure if if it's Hanna from earlier this year). Momo is out on vacay. $80 for 50 minutes is the rate now. I thought it was 60 minutes but the new MMS scolded me about it.

Amy. Very cool girl (and I use the term "girl" intentionally). Great looking face and natural body. Please Please treat her right so that she returns to Chicago in 2025. I implore you. If you do see her, please don't mention this review either. My loyalty is torn, but I've know you guys longer LOL.

Last thought: Those who have been in the hobby kinda know who some of the mainstays and "legendary" MTs are in the area. It's so refreshing when you come across a potential new superstar. That's what I feel like I experienced. YMMV but I would be willing to stake my USG rep on it LOL. She's good.

Merry Christmas, you filthy mongers!

[Sliding]

Has anyone been to Oki lately? I haven't been in a while and curious if there is anyone there worth asking for. I've been 3 x. First time was a while back with a MT named Sophia. She was slightly above average with some nice natural c's. Had a good time with her and actually saw her again about a month after. Went again but was wanting something different and got a slightly better looking MT. Experience was not as great and only because her breath and hair had a heavy smell of cigarettes which is a turn off for me. Anyhow if anyone has a recommendation would be appreciated.

[Mikejpfil]

They won't be offended if you ask for another? I like that. Question: is it ok to ask to see the lineup available so I can pick a girl that I find the most attractive? Thanks for the review and great info!!

Line-up requests are somewhat of a sensitive topic at the Spa's. The answer really depends on the establishment / yours and their familiarity with them / you and just overall business model. Relax doesn't have a dedicated Mammasan. You walk in and whoever is there, greets you and takes you to a room. Sometimes if you're there for a particular person that is the time to say it. Or you can always go with my go-to line "Who is working now" and maybe throw out a name so they know you've been there before. They folks at Relax don't usually get upset if you know who you want. If that person is busy they may try to dissuade you with a "you have to wait for her" and then try to take advantage of your horniness to settle for them.

At Lane's or Ivy, usually the Mamasan will dictate who you get (unless you have an appointment for a specific MT). They try to make it equitable for the girls to get "equal playing time". Again. If you've built up familiarity with the MMS they try to get you some quality and post-MS, you can give them feedback on the MT so they know your tastes. Had a situation at Sunny Day (Mt. P) where I picked a girl based on the name (I like the excitement of roulette) and MMS tried to talk me out of it (knowing my tastes). I insisted and she sent the girl to my room and came by and asked me right away if I wanted to switch. She wasn't bad but not something I'd normally go for. I stuck with her and made her hour, I guess. But that was the closet I came to a "line-up".

Usually. It just takes communication. I know folks are adverse to making calls from their phones, but I always try to call ahead just to get information on who is working and set an appointment so that I don't have to wait. When you show up to your appointment on time, it builds trust and familiarity. Then on future calls or visits, the MMS will usually tell me if there's a new girl coming in a few days or if they have a looker in stock.

To answer you question directly. I've never been granted a formal line-up. This isn't an Asian action flick / kung-fu movie where you walk in and see a parade of girls. I get the feeling it's almost frowned upon at these places. Others may have had better luck and can offer their own tales.

[ClayBillClay]

I know, I know. People are tired of hearing about this place. As was I. Had not been there since around 4th of July and was in the area and decided to head in on a whim one quiet evening.

I really needed some DFK, rimming, and sexual healing from Ewa. She got the job done. 30 minutes for 50 mssg and extra for one six for tip and extra ten for extra extra tip (b / c what am I going to do with that bill?

On my way out she re-introduced me to the whole gang and introduced to Haiti. She was cute as well. You guys need to break her in and report asap LOL. I prolly won't be back for another few weeks / months but she captured my boner's attention.

Current line-up:

Ewa.

Kiki.

Vivi.

Mocha.

Haiti (new).

That's a pretty solid group with the big-three mainstays (E-K-V). And they're cool if you rotate visits between them. They don't get offended if you request one of the others if you're greeted by another MT.

This time of year, I'm thankful that this area has Lanes, Ivy, and Relax to enjoy our hobby at. I haven't been to Pure enough to add to my rotation but it was okay. Marigold is on my do not visit list. Too close to one of my fav sushi spots LOL.

They won't be offended if you ask for another? I like that. Question: is it ok to ask to see the lineup available so I can pick a girl that I find the most attractive? Thanks for the review and great info!!

[Mikejpfil]

Have not had all of these but can you confirm Joy is at Ivy? She is my ATF. Best service, best boobs, always a great time. She is my #1. I would also add Kiki into my top 5 of all time.

Solid list.

My last visit at Ivy was summer of '24. I called in advanced and asked if Joy was available and got lucky that she was indeed there. Had a great time with her as always. I tried to go back the very next week LOL and was told she was on vacation. Haven't been back or called since but it never hurts to just call them and ask. I know folks are sensitive about phone records and what not, but I usually just star67 before I dial.

Joy is a legend just like Momo and it's somewhat ironic that these former "teammates" are at working / part-managing? Nearby Spa's. After writing this response, I know have the urge to see Joy again.

[MikeJones333]

Kiki is known for letting off two pops. It's much appreciated. I was surprised at first, but love it. Got to give an increase in donations to her, man. Especially around the holidays.

In terms of GFE, my area rankings are:

1) Kiki.

2) Ewa.

3) Vivi (aka Wiwi).

4) Anyone at Lanes (Momo)

5) Anyone at Ivy (Joy).

Have not had all of these but can you confirm Joy is at Ivy? She is my ATF. Best service, best boobs, always a great time. She is my #1. I would also add Kiki into my top 5 of all time.

Solid list.

[Mikejpfil]

I need a change. Been using KP and one of the $130/$160 Asian Apartments for a few years. Is this place on Roosevelt in Glen Ellyn? Thanks!

Yes. That is correct. Just west of Main St. Glen Ellyn on Roosevelt.

[MwmChicago]

After a long hiatus I finally decided to get over myself and stopped in. I was greeted by a young lovely who took my money and lead me to a room. Was possibly thinking of dealing with one of the new gals when I was surprised. My ATF Jojo, walked in the door. Did not quickly recognize her as she changed her look. If you want someone to give you a marvelous medium / hard massage, she is my No. 1 As I am not really good at small talk I just let her pound away and felt my body just melt. Then with the hot towel, flip and off to the races. I was one happy camper. Keep forgetting now much I enjoy her services. Well worth the visit.

I need a change. Been using KP and one of the $130/$160 Asian Apartments for a few years. Is this place on Roosevelt in Glen Ellyn? Thanks!

[Mikejpfil]

Kiki is known for letting off two pops. It's much appreciated. I was surprised at first, but love it. Got to give an increase in donations to her, man. Especially around the holidays.

In terms of GFE, my area rankings are:

1) Kiki.

2) Ewa.

3) Vivi (aka Wiwi).

4) Anyone at Lanes (Momo).

5) Anyone at Ivy (Joy).

[Sliding]

Possibly one of the best reviews I have read this year. Makes me want to see Kiki!

OMG! After reading that story, definitely have to give her a try.

[The Banger]

Had a dream.

Traveling for work brought me to the Chicagoland. I strategically stayed on the road named after our 26th president and started my recon. First off appreciate you guys and all the reviews, led me to this area and the all the succulent fruits you city has to offer.

Recon started with Lanes. While there I met the famous Momo and nearly ended my search but fortunately I had a dinner to attend. So far so good Lanes checked out and I get the hype around this K-goddess.

Went to dinner then stopped by Marigold was met by mama and didn't get to see any talent. Didn't get that invited feeling so moved on. Decided to dive a little deeper in to this forum and kept seeing Relax and a particular GFE experience with Kiki. Caught my eye and decided to go for it.

Called, asked if she was there and available "yes you come now! 15 minutes later I rolled in to the lot. Entered and this cute spinner greets me "you call?" It's Kiki opt for hr 65. She was just so sweet and giddy such a pleasure to see her with that attitude as we make our way to the TS she cleans me up teasing all during getting me hard and ready. She drops to her knees and begins to just make me tingle from head to toe with her sweet lips and tongue on my fully erect self.

We move back to the room I provide the standard donation..

Possibly one of the best reviews I have read this year. Makes me want to see Kiki!

[BuckMtn69]

Had a dream.

Traveling for work brought me to the Chicagoland. I strategically stayed on the road named after our 26th president and started my recon. First off appreciate you guys and all the reviews, led me to this area and the all the succulent fruits you city has to offer.

Recon started with Lanes. While there I met the famous Momo and nearly ended my search but fortunately I had a dinner to attend. So far so good Lanes checked out and I get the hype around this K-goddess.

Went to dinner then stopped by Marigold was met by mama and didn't get to see any talent. Didn't get that invited feeling so moved on. Decided to dive a little deeper in to this forum and kept seeing Relax and a particular GFE experience with Kiki. Caught my eye and decided to go for it.

Called, asked if she was there and available "yes you come now! 15 minutes later I rolled in to the lot. Entered and this cute spinner greets me "you call?" It's Kiki opt for hr 65. She was just so sweet and giddy such a pleasure to see her with that attitude as we make our way to the TS she cleans me up teasing all during getting me hard and ready. She drops to her knees and begins to just make me tingle from head to toe with her sweet lips and tongue on my fully erect self.

We move back to the room I provide the standard donation.

She licking the boys and taint rubbing me along the way. I love her little plump ass. Moves up for some of my favorite nipple play both hers and mine. Feeling great. No rush whatsoever guys it's like I am with a girlfriend. We move on to getting me covered up and then more fun begins. Start with some CG. Warm just the right tightness and she Kegels me every so often. I'm playing with these spectacular mammillary glands (probably C's I'm guessing).

Move to standing miss where I get the clear view of her completely shaved box and my throbbing cock going in and out as those lips chinch around it like a milking machine.

I'm in heaven and getting worked up ready to blow as she is making the one mile stare with those brown eyes. I can feel her v start clenching. I tell her I am almost there and ask her to give me the ahegao face and she does. I blow. Wow!!

I collapsed on her and she stroking my back sensually and hugging me. I don't know if she got one too but it sure felt and seemed so.

Moving on she cleans me up. I fully am expecting to tone to change and her to get me out the door but I was wrong. She said "now I massage you" wow sure I say.

Decent massage, moved on to a back walk Superb. Forgot how much I like the walk. I flip and she is starts being sensual again. Licking my nips teasing the boys and jr responds. I am getting hard again. She wastes no time. She is licking my taint as she handys it. This feels good. She then start a delicate squeeze on my balls and soon after a blow again. Just mind blowing. Not the volume as the first but to my surprise it was a shot!!

Clean up, long hugs, some kisses and I am out the door. I nearly don't remember driving back to the hotel. It was one of the best experiences in my years of the hobby.

Guys in GE / Lombard treat her and all the girls well. You guys got a gem there of a shop from what I have read on here regarding the other talent.

65 house 1. 60 be safe.

[Kda Kodiac]

After a long hiatus I finally decided to get over myself and stopped in. I was greeted by a young lovely who took my money and lead me to a room. Was possibly thinking of dealing with one of the new gals when I was surprised. My ATF Jojo, walked in the door. Did not quickly recognize her as she changed her look. If you want someone to give you a marvelous medium / hard massage, she is my No. 1 As I am not really good at small talk I just let her pound away and felt my body just melt. Then with the hot towel, flip and off to the races. I was one happy camper. Keep forgetting now much I enjoy her services. Well worth the visit.