Escort Reports

[MrHobbyist]

Johnny, my man. You are legend, no doubt about.

But why would you even engage w / some one. When the ad states, "NO BARE NO BBJ NO DATY NO GFE OF ANY SORT. ".

What is there left to do? Beats me.

If you discount her quoted rate for any "No! She have to pay you.

Most of these "no everything" hos will do the extras, but expect a premium and act like you should thank them for being so generous. I don't even bother with them anymore at all. If their ad has an attitude, you know the service will likely suck even more.

I can't blame them. They don't have to offer extra and they don't have to have a good attitude. There are simply too many eejits out there that are just delighted to be able to fuck someone and are willing to give their left nut for the opportunity.

[Versatilepg]

I'm from out of town and met Candi. Slim snow bunny with a nice azz. She didn't have nuru gel but used baby oil gel. Very passionate with nuru and soft hands and body. Gave me mic skills with BBBJ. Then to cfs. She was outside of atl in the outskirts. Pretty affordable.

https://callescort.org/470-847-4591

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://callescort.org/786-954-7294

Saw this chic again last week Saturday. This chic is a very elusive one. The last time I saw her was in mid October, 2 months ago. She comes in and out of town every week and I guess you just have to catch her if you can. I don't really have time for the cat and mouse game, so I don't ever contact her unless she contacts me. She contacted me again last week Tuesday morning as I had no idea who she was.

When I realized who. It was, all I could do was smdh. I told her that I was at work at the time and could check her out after work. She said ok and to text her after workie. Alright then. After work, I text her at 8:30 pm and heard nothing else from her for the rest of the night. Smh. This is the exact reason why I never text her 1st.

Alot of times when I do, she won't reply back until weeks or months later. Smh, again. The following morning though, she did text me back apologizing for the night before, claiming that she passed out. Smdh. I already know that all these Listcrawler broads be on some type of hard substance or something. They all got a vice or some sort of demons.

Anyways, I told her that we could try again on this night, but once again when I text her after work, I heard nothing back from her for the rest of the night. Smh. What's new? 3 days later on Saturday, I got another text from. Her at 9:30 pm telling me that she has a room and that I could stop by if I had the time. Sure. I guess she thinks her time is my time. Smh.

I told her that after 1 am I could make it around her side. She was in the same hotel she was in the last time I saw her. Around 12:30 am, I text her to make sure that she hadn't passed out yet. LOL. She text me back right away, surprisingly, and asked how long before I get there. I told her in 30 minutes time.

I then decided to text her from another text app number just to see if she would play that parking lot shuffle game with me and another simp. She text me back right away with her rates and I was a bit flabbergasted. This broad quoted an unknown simp $125 for a qv and $175 for hhr. WTF! She quoted me $150 for a qv and $200 for hhr. Smdh.

How the hell you quote an unknown guy a lower rate than a regular guy that you've see before? Ridiculous! That's why I never take any of these internet chic's seriously. They're always quoting you high ball rates initially and they all can be negotiated down every time. Smh. I started to text her from yet another text app number with "$100" just to see if she'd bite on it, but I let it go.

I text her for the address from the 2nd number and she didn't text me back again. Hmm. I headed her way and stopped by at the gas station first, for that infamous Indian red pill. It works like a charm every time. Got to her hotel with her texting me twice with the usual thirsty text. She called and told me where to park before coming downstairs to get me.

I walked on over to the door she told me to meet her at and noticed a black Toyota Suv on in the distance with a red boned female sitting in it. That's the same vehicle and female I saw sitting in it the last time I came to see this chic. Better a female than a male sitting in the vehicle. As soon as I got to the door, she was standing by the door waiting on me. She let me in, then walked me to the elevator and up to her room.

Chic looked like she done lost some weight. I thought she looked like she lost some weight in a new pic of hers with the black top and grey bottoms on. She also looks baked as fuck in that pic, too. LOL. I know a Haitian dude that smokes trees all day and he has that same look on his face, that she has in that pic, too. LOL. Anyways, got up to her neat and clean smoke-free room and conversed for a bit.

I then placed the 200 bones for 30 minutes on her dresser. We both stripped into our naked suit as I sat myself on her bed. When she stripped, she still looked the same as before. Maybe it was the clothing that made her look like she done lost some weight? She then started playing some music on her phone as usual before getting on the bed next to me and administering the BB suckie.

Just as before, she was gagging and swallowing and trying to choke herself on my elongated member. She sucked me off something decent for a good 5 minutes before I told her that I was ready. She then placed the slab into her mouth and placed it on my now swollen member. I love it when they use their mouth to put it on. I then told her to assume the doggie position and she did just that.

When I got behind her for my insert, I noticed she was smelling mildly sweaty back there. Why? Smh. She applied some ghetto (spit on hand, then wipe it on her twat), before I made my arrival. She had some medium friction on her walls and was mildly lubricated. I pounded her walls out as she was throwing it back on every stroke.

I had my right hand wrapoed around her left shoulder as I was stroking her and giving her the full length. 4 minutes into my stroke game, I felt the pressure building up in my loins and blew a medium load into the cover. I pounded for 2 minutes more, to make sure I got all of it out, then withdrew from behind of her. I then went into the bathroom to flush the slab into the commode.

That's one negative about this chic. She never has any wipes or anything for you to clean up with. She just tells you to use the bathroom to flush it down the commode. A little tacky for a chic who's been doing this for over a year. I flushed the sweaty smelling slab down the commode, then came back out and sat down on the bed right next to her.

We then conversed for a good 5 minutes, before she got back to bobble for apples again. She sucked me off, but this time it was painful, as my cock head was still sensitive from the eruption. She was sucking and saying that he looks like he doesn't want to play anymore. Mr. Happy wants to play all night, but he has to wait for the super dick pill to kick in. Then and there is when I realized that I forgot to pop the super dick pill.

Fuckkkkkkkkkk! Got dammit. How could I forget to do that? Smdh. Now, I knew it was over for me. There was no way in hell I was going to get it back up without the assistance of the super dick pill. Noooooo! I started to ask her if she could give me 50 bones back and we call it a night, but I didn't want to cause any tensions.

She probably had the 200 bones already spent in her head before I even got there. Smh. After Mr. Happy wouldn't revive himself after 5 minutes of BB suckie, she then laid back on the bed next to me and started rubbing on my dad bod. She then started kissing me all over my neck while continuing to rub on my dad bod. I started to reciprocate, but then realized that she just had my bare cock in her mouf. I don't kiss cocks. Not even my own.

While kissing all over my neck, I asked her if she can reach down and stroke my cock as well. She stated that she's not very good at hand jobs and began to drip my cock with a very firm Chinese death grip. She then started squeezing the blood and all the circulation out of my cock as if she was milking a fucking cow. Smh. It's a cock, lady, not a fucking cow breastess'es. Smh.

I immediately asked her to stop after 30 seconds of squeezing the living day lights out of my cock. Smh. She's definitely not good at hand jobs or anything to do with her hands at all. I wouldn't pay her for a massage of anything. Those hands were made for milking cows, not milking cocks. Eekk.

I told her to go back to massaging my dad bod once again, as she continued that along with the kisses on my neck. I was rubbing her ass as she did that the whole time. I get the feeling that this chic maybe GFE or maybe light GFE. She definitely cuddles, because that's what we were basically doing. After a good 7 minutes of foreplay, I guess she got tired of my inaction downstairs, as I didn't swell an inch.

She then rolled over on the bed and started texting on her phone. Eekk. She text for a good 4 minutes, then started doing something kind of strange. I heard her starting to moan, then looked over to see her finger popping herself with her legs cocked up in the air. LOL. I guess if I couldn't pleasure her, she decided to pleasure herself. Wow!

She finger popped herself into an orgasm, I believe, as she was moaning the whole time for a good 5 minutes. After she was done, she got up off the bed and darted off into the bathroom. She started running the shower water, which she should have done before and not after the session. Smh. While she was showering, I still laid back on the bed before hearing an alarm go off on her phone. Smh.

That's her 30 minutes timer! I hurriedly got dressed and started heading for the door. She got out the bathroom butt nekkid just before I could reach the door. She opened it for me and led me out to walk the hall of shame. I don't know. I was kinda upset because I forgot to pop my super dick pill and couldn't go again.

I think she wanted me to reciprocate more with the kissing, but I don't know. I don't usually kiss on these broads, especially after they done ate my bare cock. When texting her from the other text app number, she agreed to ass spanking, dirty talk, hair pulling, daty and dato, rimming and everything except bare and anul. She maybe light GFE, too. She gets into her work and is better than the rest on Listcrawler, but is a headache to get into contact with.

At least for me that is. She probably hooks up with random strangers quicker for some reason. Don't know, don't care. She actually was in town again this weekend as I saw her posting all day Saturday and Sunday. I didn't text her and she didn't text me either, so. She'll probably text me later out of the blue at some random off the wall time.

That's how she usually does it with me. She's good to go nonetheless. 5'4 and a half 140 lbs. I'll give her the same "10" in looks and an "8" in service.

[TripleOg08]

I've been following her for years. She end up getting a BBL like 2 years ago and I can't front it def looks good LOL. She always had a pretty face. I read from reviewers over the years that she was extremely quiet during sessions but I never knew she was actually def. Thats would explain it and I also read that she stayed with guys so people would be in the spot when they would do their dates with her. I think after the BBL she went up in price. I never saw her even when she was cheaper bc the whole very quiet thing. 300 is crazy, he must of just caught her while she was going through things in life. I think she was trying to stop escorting, I saw she started doing onlyfans and goofy videos with influencers on IG to build her following.

You're saying she's extremely quiet because she's deaf? Been following her for years and that doesn't make sense.

[OutTher]

So Jess still not working but is still looking for few a good man. So any of those who haven't had a chance to indulge go have a shoot. She has some good reviews. Pleasant attitude and not a clock watcher. She is off Jimmy Carter area or either by airport with mostly outs but she does offer ins too at times. So hit her up for some fun. Here or sum reviews from others on the below site. No anal or cip really unless she trust you can't have kids. Usually wants 150-200 but cover and time are all negotiable. So if you looking for a pump or dump have at it can't beat for the bare price.

https://callescort.org/205-419-4728

[BankSinatra]

You are right! I told a provider I was going to let people know she was playing games and she thought I was going to leave a review on the crawler and her response was " We can change those reviews if you didn't know so go head and leave a review" only time I take a review into consideration on that site is when its spanish provider.

This the reason that I hate and ignore reviews and comments on that site. If you leave a truthful, but negative comment then the site doesn't post it. They also don't let you click on the reviewers name to see other reviews that they left on the site. If someone only reviews one person / company its a clear indication that that person has some type of personal gain from the reviews that they leave. She prolly created multiple accounts just to review herself favorably and the site lets it happen. Annoying!

[BigMoney21]

From my many years of doing this shit if a female do not want you see her naked and it's always in the dark. That's normally a sign she's having a bad outbreak. From my previous numerous of posts I'm a bare backer. And chicks will make you seem like some pervert for just wanting to look where you're aiming! I never go through with the shit but 9/10 times that's what it is.

https://callescort.org/912-775-0135

I should have never boned Simone a week ago. Saw her posting for a minute and text her a few times for her services. I asked several times if anul came with her qv or what all came with her qv, but she never replied with an answer. I figured she didn't want to incriminate herself as all her services were already stated in her ad. I read her reviews on escort babylon and the call escort site and they all said that she was good to go.

Said that she gave sloppy toppy, deep throat, anul and was a great lay. Hmm. I could have sworn I 've seen her posting for years, though. It looked like her ads just recently popped back up. I text her about 10 pm on this night and told her that I was headed to her area in a minute. She text me right back with ok, after her automated text, text me 1st.

One thing that alarmed me about this chic though, was how quick she was to respond to my many different text. After her immediate automated text, she would always reply back within 5 minutes time. For a chic with so many great reviews, she sure seemed to be text ready at a moments notice. Hmm. Chic's with great reviews are usually always hard to get in contact with, for obvious reasons.

Anyway, asked for address via text and she sent it right away with no police questions asked at all. Got to hotel in Sandy Springs and text her that I arrived. She asked which hotel and I gave her the name of the hotel. She then told me that I was at the wrong hotel and her hotel was the one behind it. While driving out of that hotel, I noticed that the hotel number was the sane exact street number that she gave me via text. Hmm.

I drove over to the other hotel and noticed that it had a totally different street number and road than the previous one she gave me via text. Smdh. Text her that I arrived at the correct hotel and she text me back telling me to take a picture of the parking lot. Man, come on bra with this nonsense. I text her with a picture of the parking lot and she finally text me back with her room number...

[JohnBonerJohns]

I saw her last year. She is horrible. Those are her pics but when I saw her she was hairy and rushes plus dry. She also had handlers that are outside so beware. I did the 1. 30 hhr at the time but It wasn't good at all.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/180070638

I saw this one last year and these are not her pictures at all. This fat asf and shaped like a bowling ball. She rushes and the damage was 80. She has hiked her rates up but beware she looks nothing and I mean nothing like this.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/180139485

So I actually did a threesome with this one and another girl:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/180075932

She has put on weight. And she is actually running with the dry ***** at the top I explained earlier and they have handlers. No her friend was trash but she has some good ass pussy we fucked good until she rode me until I came hard as and I'm telling you I grunted so load lmao but she was good. The damage was 1. 60 for threesome but once again like I said she has gain weight.

Now this ***** don't fuck big dicks anymore. My guess is that her husband knows that pussy be wore out now.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/180107324

I fucked her 2 times. The first time it wasn't good. Dry. Didn't give head. She said my dick was too big.

The second time I fucked her I used another number and acted like I was someone else. That's how busy she is LOL. This time she sucked my dick but not for long and the sex was still trash. She said my dick was too big. The damage was 160 her. I would never go fuck her again.

[CrimpShrine]

OK, which one of you wrote this review?

$300 qv for this hood skank? Come on, bra. Smdh. Just because you got it, doesn't mean you have to spend it.

Probably someone who pays for "content. ".

[Ronny770]

I've been following her for years. She end up getting a BBL like 2 years ago and I can't front it def looks good LOL. She always had a pretty face. I read from reviewers over the years that she was extremely quiet during sessions but I never knew she was actually def. Thats would explain it and I also read that she stayed with guys so people would be in the spot when they would do their dates with her. I think after the BBL she went up in price. I never saw her even when she was cheaper bc the whole very quiet thing. 300 is crazy, he must of just caught her while she was going through things in life. I think she was trying to stop escorting, I saw she started doing onlyfans and goofy videos with influencers on IG to build her following.

https://callescort.org/678-882-2183

$300 qv for this hood skank? Come on, bra. Smdh. Just because you got it, doesn't mean you have to spend it.

"Idk why she keeps changing her phone number.

But she has a fat ass and her face is true to the picture and she is def.

I paid $300 for a short stay I think, Way too overpriced because she came looking dirty as fuck. She was dropped off by some nigga, she came to my apartment (luxury apartment) smelling like weed, with a green wig and eye lashes that were about to fall off, not to talk about the obvious glue shit on her eyes.

Pros:

CBJ was good and doggie was great.

She has a nice personality and didn't rush me.

But she is not a "premium provider" absolutely.

She is just banking on that ass, massive ass. ".

Really?

[Sgt Soros]

https://callescort.org/678-882-2183

$300 qv for this hood skank? Come on, bra. Smdh. Just because you got it, doesn't mean you have to spend it.

"Idk why she keeps changing her phone number.

But she has a fat ass and her face is true to the picture and she is def.

I paid $300 for a short stay I think, Way too overpriced because she came looking dirty as fuck. She was dropped off by some nigga, she came to my apartment (luxury apartment) smelling like weed, with a green wig and eye lashes that were about to fall off, not to talk about the obvious glue shit on her eyes.

Pros:

CBJ was good and doggie was great.

She has a nice personality and didn't rush me.

But she is not a "premium provider" absolutely.

She is just banking on that ass, massive ass. ".

Really?

Let's just say the dude that wrote that review is confused or "high" as fuck.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://callescort.org/678-882-2183

$300 qv for this hood skank? Come on, bra. Smdh. Just because you got it, doesn't mean you have to spend it.

"Idk why she keeps changing her phone number.

But she has a fat ass and her face is true to the picture and she is def.

I paid $300 for a short stay I think, Way too overpriced because she came looking dirty as fuck. She was dropped off by some nigga, she came to my apartment (luxury apartment) smelling like weed, with a green wig and eye lashes that were about to fall off, not to talk about the obvious glue shit on her eyes.

Pros:

CBJ was good and doggie was great.

She has a nice personality and didn't rush me.

But she is not a "premium provider" absolutely.

She is just banking on that ass, massive ass. ".

Really?

[MrDude49]

Stay away!! Claims to only take payments in person which is gift cards and all you need to do is get it validated on giftvalidator it's BS. Research gift card policies. Most want eBay cards and they can be cashed without card as does many of them. Her ads are mostly on hot.com and adultsearch most on those sites want gift cards. Don't fall for it!

[LoverAtl]

And it's an even sadder day when you discover, as Johnny did, that they can't suck.

It's a sad day when you realize the world's oldest profession sucks.

Al.

[Alin Srq]

We need 2 new threads for escorts. 1st for half way descent. 2nd totally useless. These chicks are used to these young dudes popping in their pants and don't know how to meet a real man's need's. It's a damn shame these Ho's are just barely giving any service and making a living. It's time to stop giving these women our hard earned cash. I don't think we are asking for much. Just the service we are paying for. Take your clothes off listen to how we want my to get hard and let us hit that pussy the way we like. If that happens you'll have a regular customer instead of trying to get new simps all the time or skipping to different city's. The best pussy I get is always with a chick that has her own place. I'm done hitting up the hotel hoping low class trash. Also don't get me started on some of these high price girls that are trying to make a months worth of money in only meeting 2 or 3 dudes a month. Some of these rates are crazy high. It's a sad day when you realize the world's oldest profession sucks.

Al.

https://callescort.org/912-775-0135

I should have never boned Simone a week ago. Saw her posting for a minute and text her a few times for her services. I asked several times if anul came with her qv or what all came with her qv, but she never replied with an answer. I figured she didn't want to incriminate herself as all her services were already stated in her ad. I read her reviews on escort babylon and the call escort site and they all said that she was good to go.

Said that she gave sloppy toppy, deep throat, anul and was a great lay. Hmm. I could have sworn I 've seen her posting for years, though. It looked like her ads just recently popped back up. I text her about 10 pm on this night and told her that I was headed to her area in a minute. She text me right back with ok, after her automated text, text me 1st.

One thing that alarmed me about this chic though, was how quick she was to respond to my many different text. After her immediate automated text, she would always reply back within 5 minutes time. For a chic with so many great reviews, she sure seemed to be text ready at a moments notice. Hmm. Chic's with great reviews are usually always hard to get in contact with, for obvious reasons.

Anyway, asked for address via text and she sent it right away with no police questions asked at all. Got to hotel in Sandy Springs and text her that I arrived. She asked which hotel and I gave her the name of the hotel. She then told me that I was at the wrong hotel and her hotel was the one behind it. While driving out of that hotel, I noticed that the hotel number was the sane exact street number that she gave me via text. Hmm.

I drove over to the other hotel and noticed that it had a totally different street number and road than the previous one she gave me via text. Smdh.