Massage Parlor Reports

[Kinksty]

Was doom scrolling today and saw this on the PDX subreddit and thought I share. Per the post, this was at L&D spa. It was left on the poster's windshield and they mentioned the front of the card looks like the PPB east precinct business card (no image of the front of the card).

I am enjoying these cold / dry days. Stay safe!

Pic is a woman with fancy nails. Hardly looks like an AMP degenerate. Also, don't park right in front.

[Amp Guide]

So many reddit threads its hard to find your link. Likely someone in the neighborhood is the one who put that there. I would not worry about it. Too many bad other things happening for the Cops to be harassing the massage places too much.

[BombLa503]

Was doom scrolling today and saw this on the PDX subreddit and thought I share. Per the post, this was at L&D spa. It was left on the poster's windshield and they mentioned the front of the card looks like the PPB east precinct business card (no image of the front of the card).

I am enjoying these cold / dry days. Stay safe!

[Trumpeter]

You're right. It didn't last long.

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/...809471666.html

Will not last too long one never knows.

Good luck.

[Pdx503]

Saw this on the Portland Reddit today. Someone is leaving notes on peoples cars. I was getting comfortable parking close lately but may be time to start planning for a short walk moving fwd.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/co...th_and_glisan/

[Amp Guide]

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/...809471666.html

Will not last too long one never knows.

Good luck.

[WordOfGad]

Great explanation. Thank you for putting all the work and time into that post.

[Kinksty]

I decided to stop in here last night around 7 after reading some of the reviews of a good massage and standard finish which is what I look for. When I came in I was greeted by a pleasant gal wearing a black dress and told that it would be about 20 minutes. I got undressed and situated on the table waiting looking forward to a nice massage. About 10 minutes before the gal came back into my room I could hear her or another girl in the room by mine moaning loudly, it sounded like she was getting fucked, fingered or eaten which surprised me because the previous reviews had mentioned this to be a simple HJ only place. It kind of made me feel a little uncomfortable that the girls would make so much noise not caring who else was listening. When it came my turn I did receive a nice massage and standard ending, I didn't pursue more because something about listening to this girl just recently getting pounded kind of took me out of my game. I may try to go back another time.

LOL! This post wins!

[Kinksty]

Thanks BeavertonD.

I just visited my first last week. I pieced together what to do based on the posts here.

That tutorial would have been amazing. He's right, laying there on the table with the unknown excitement of what extras may be was kinda fun.

I'm now an AMP fan.

My review is in the Eugene section if you want the account of a noob.

[Pdx503]

I haven't been to Marina in a while and I stopped there after my go to place Red Star closed for good. Young girl at Marina about 25 ish 5'6" and big boobs. Better personality than the giant boob mistress that I saw last time. She put all her character points into boob's and nothing else LOL. 2 Benjamins for hr FS.

Stopped at Marina for a first time recon today since the damn bridge was lifted for what felt like an hr.

Exactly like you described. The MMS was coco and she called out to a younger Annie or whatever. Both looked acceptable and if I had known how much more time I'd be waiting on the road for the bridge I should have just spent my time there with them.

[Amp Guide]

Thanks. Great explanations. Too often and I hear occasionally the guy demanding and loud talking about Extras. That is for a quiet conversation in the room. Not the front entry way. OMG. Customers can suck sometimes. I often tell people I deal with, Why are you yelling. I can hear and understand. You do not need to repeat what you told me 3 times already and twice on the phone.

That said. Being super nice discrete is what the girls like. Cleanliness and helpfull ness get you a long way in great services.

I have visited places several times and after a while they do not make you get up and pay prior to the fun that should be beginning. But I understand. Do not give the test results till you have been paid.

That is from an Old episode of Doc Martin.

So to the loud talkers SHut the fuck up.

Have a great day guys so many places so little time.

[Urlboffer]

Thanks. This is the level of detail I wanted.

[BeavertronDoug]

Reading far back into this thread, trying to un-noob myself. It's so hard to find Asian indie providers, so maybe AMPs are the way to go.

Asian indie providers are pretty rare, but there's a few out there. You're more likely to find them on tna board or other escort boards than in an AMP. And the truly independent ones are generally more likely to be Asian-Americans, if that matters to you.

I see a few familiar themes, such as a "house fee" and then a substantial "tip" for the FS, which may or may not be BB, and is usually at least GFE.

Most AMPs I've been to have not been GFE (not by the full definition anyway), and I don't think that many of them offer BBFS (although I don't ask for that). It's pretty standard for the more standard brothel-oriented AMPs to offer BBBJ, CFS, maybe LFK if at all. There are also many AMPs that offer a more legit massage and a HJ only.

How does it work with the house fee and negotiated tip? Do you have to pay the house fee before the session, disrobing, and then have to get up and produce more from your pile of clothing for the "tip"? Or can you just "cut to the chase" and say what you want and settle on an "all up" fee before you disrobe?

Standard operating procedure is that you pay the house fee when you enter. That covers the massage. Then you go in, get undressed, get on the table face-down, and she starts the massage (although in the more brothel-oriented places, the massage can sometimes be optional). At some point, you'll flip and start the negotiation for what you want, how much, etc. Once you've negotiated, some will make you get up from the table, go through your pants pockets, and give them the cash up front (which I find off-putting), and some will let you pay afterwards.

The problem with "cutting to the chase" is that it can make you look like a cop. If you just waltz in and you're like, "hi, here's $200 to suck my dick", that's not going to work out so well. If you haven't been there before, you may not even be sure that they offer those services. And even if they do, if they don't know you, they need to be careful. You have to develop a little bit of mutual trust. That's what the massage is for. She can do a little bit of teasing, you can touch her legs, whatever, and you can each send the subtle signals that you're down for some fun. Then you can flip and talk openly about what you want without them being concerned about whether you're a cop trying to bust them.

There have been a couple providers that I saw frequently enough to become a regular, and in a few cases I would cut to the chase and just give her the full amount up front, because she knew who I was and what I wanted, and I trusted she was going to provide it. But that's after seeing someone 5+ times in a relatively short period of time and developing a rapport.

Also, there's no need to rush to the finish line. Take your time, enjoy the build up, enjoy the mystery and the uncertainty. You don't need to force anything, let her take the lead.

For the well-reviewed places, I'd figure you could settle before you get started. But, like anything else, if you don't ask. You don't learn.

For the places that are effectively straight-up brothels posing as massage parlors, you can probably be this forward with them. But the average AMP is not like this. Many of them give legit massages to people that don't want any sexual services, or even give legit massages to women. And they make a little extra on the side when a horny dude strolls in. Don't just roll in and assume that they know that you're there to get your cock serviced, and that they're even willing to do that. Realize that many of these places straddle the line of legality, and what you're doing is technically illegal (even though the risk to you is quite low if you're not an idiot, the risk to their business is higher). Be discreet. Dance the dance.

[Pdx503]

This may not be the game for you.

It may not even be the same ballpark or the same sport from what I just read either.

[Trumpeter]

Any recommendations for a pretty provider? Age or level of service doesn't matter. Some nice legs to go with it are a plus, but not required. Also, not being opposed to some light kissing is also a plus. On the West side is also a bonus.