Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

I texted RL in the morning and the roll was yoyo, aimee and zara. Yoyo was reviewed on here by a guy who went full dean martin. The fucker was so drunk he did not remember if he did mish or doggh with yoyo. Dude, I can't remember sometimes if I am on the pot with my phone if a crapped, but I can tell you if I did mish or doggy with every lucky gal who has been with me.

I knew my chances of getting yoyo were right up there with bronny being an intergral part of yet another laker championship. By the way, not that I am being paid for advice to the lakers, but try having lebron play some fucking defense. I can only imagine that he is doing einstein's field equations in his head when the lakers are on D because it is clear he would need an app for an EBT card if he was any lazier.

Anyhow, I hang out by the side entrance and the fucko neighbor seems to be taking out the trash into a bin the size of the maersk alabama. I tiptoe in after ringing and forget to close the door. Zara, who answered the door sent me a cautionary memo and just about shove a kitchen knife up may ass for treating this shrine like a fucken barn and not closing the door behind me.

Zara was my walmart full service asian greeter. Zara is not attractive. She is not ugly. She is the prototypical hot young asian on sawtelle. If you have read my disquisitions before, basically zara is a girl that under normal circumstances you would not pay for sex. You would pay for her to do your nails. I will say zara, from the neck down is not bad. She is a bit burly with no real curves.

She takes me to my fave room. The one with the bed up against the mirror and the ceiling fan that is about as functional as clay aiken's cock in a tittyh bar.

We had a language battle and I won and did the full hour for 70. She came back, did a ten minute terrible massage. No teasing. Then she left to get a hot towel.

She came back and washed me down like I was an elephant at a circus, save for missing the hole inside my intergluteal cleft.

Then she said turn over, but it sounded like "#59 sweet and sour pork".

I turn over and she did me dirty pawing over my shit. She did not do the usual "you fucka me" so I made the hand and pelvis gesture for the sawtelle shuffle or the overland overture.

She said, ok, money. I gave her 160. She said she was leaving to get condom, which sounded like condom.

She comes back and gets nude. She has what might be fake 36 C-D with peak to the nationality brown nipples.

She is getting to work and then asks if I want two girls. I said I would want to check with my state farm rep and see the girl.

In comes Aimee. This is a skinny gal with a sort of face that you might call an etiolated face if you had my vocabulary. Aimee has huge what seem to be natural tits and is slim, but there is damage from giving birth to yao ming. Her tummy has more stretch marks than a glad bag carrying Lizzo's tour wardrobe.

I had given Zara 160 and I gave Aimee 120 more. Aimee left to get a rubber and Zara fluffed me with some mediocre head and ball mouth bopping.

Aimee came back and she got up on me which I where I saw her tummy issued, covered up with a tattoo of a possum eating a homeless person.

I switched to doggee with Aimee and it was OK, save for Zara thrusting my 10 inch gecko into Aimee.

Then, the bell started ringing so forcefully I thought maybe a new pope was elected. Aimee shoved her panties on and her dress and escorted some gray haired dipshit in. Enjoy the taste of my 10 inch power point whoever you are.

From then on out it was Zara and me solo. Now, you know me, I am pretty easy to please. Zara has a magic tw at. She can do this maneuver where you just lay there and it feels like you are drilling her pussy in the bakken. It is like it is doing the work for you like a roomba. In doggie it is even more intense it feels like your dick is a plane crashing but ending up floating on the Hudson like flight 1549.

The condom of course makes the stylus less than pitch perfect, but it is still decent. She wanted me to nut that way, but I hit the hard deck and called no joy.

She blew me and jerked me to completion and tried that dumb thing where she holds the kleenex over the blow hole. I made such a mess that the video cameras were stained.

I did not see yo yo, and beware that a double double here gets you into yogi berra territory. As in "no one goes there any more, it is too crowded. "

[Slicer4]

Happened to be on the westwood area with multiple shops. Finished my ice cream, walked into from the outside looks so outdated compared to goldfinger down the block who looks recently remodeled.

Decent 30's girl, I am on my stomach, first thing she does is clean both hands with alcohol-a great start, LOL. Massage was good, exactly what I needed to end a busy week. She used no cover towels except when turn to front, pants off, body to body, smile finish.

Quite happy, considering the horror stories I have been reading about this stretch of blocks lately, hope getting better?

Also, anyone try '107 XX washington blvd, culver' ? Sign says CHIRO CARE, but their website ad shows the typical poses of girls where, chiropractor is not in the house, LOL.

[SeanKonnery]

Anyone been to Candy Therapy lately? Haven't seen any reports since April.

[ACapp]

I've seen Yami here. If you like lower back hair that is dark and lots of acne she is your girl. Her technique was rough on the HJ.

She is very friendly though and no doubt open to many things beyond standard FS.

I'm wondering if there is anything not hairy acne ridden or ghetto there. I understand asking for non-ghetto is too much.

Nearly every provider at Havana has made me chuckle when they come in the room and I mentally compare them to the IG photos they use to advertise them.

There have been a couple of exceptions to this, but sadly they have moved on.

It's too bad, because that place hits the sweet spot for my degenerate comfort level.

[Miscreant]

Unfortunately no, the talent there isn't very good, especially for the price. Mostly fat.

Sadly this is what I suspected. I asked who there most popular girls are. The response was Gaby, Fernanda, Kimberly. I may return. It is very inconvenient to drive there.

[MassMe]

The AMPs on the westside were granny shacks for quite a while, say from like the end of the ginja era and that place on Pico with the hot thai gals (was it called indulgence? So like around 2012 the westside was dead for Asian handjobs (I ignore the bullshit apartment hot young Asians on Sawtelle). The only go to place was outside the westside at 8155. Sure, there were the places in culver city and lucky foot on Sepulveda and that shithole by the lax runways, etc, but the ages there were 36-100.

I ignore that totally brutal hispaniola place on 118** Santa Monica near the target. That place make you want to light yourself on fire and walk into a del taco kitchen after fucking there.

I am so excited about your HJ LA novel. I will buy it.

Chapter 1 Banned from Goldfinger.

I have never tried season. I have gone to the tanny place on the second floor a block down and had a regular girl I saw there. But stopped when once she just phoned in my HJ and I though I may has well be doing this myself and saving the cash.

I like the idea of warf because if it sucks I can get great sushi next door. I never like the line up -.

I am still down to try RL but I never go balls in. With a beast. However, you make I sound fun. I kinda want to try the cover bl and overland spa palce but I think you said it was more infected than a Whuan lab.

The other night I did wander into a place on Sup in Culver on the other side of the street from lucky. It's a pop up. Clean place a little Asian came in it was definitely a balls deep place, I didn't like her face and walked out==.

But the place I want to try is the appointment only nuru milking table on Westwood - 200 all in. PriscillaM have you try that place? They post pic of the nuru angels on bedpage. I think that looks fun.

Thanks for the response. You are a better writer than Henry James "Hank" Moody and Chuck Palahniuk combined.

[Danny2]

I've seen Yami here. If you like lower back hair that is dark and lots of acne she is your girl. Her technique was rough on the HJ.

She is very friendly though and no doubt open to many things beyond standard FS.

I'm wondering if there is anything not hairy acne ridden or ghetto there. I understand asking for non-ghetto is too much.

Unfortunately no, the talent there isn't very good, especially for the price. Mostly fat.

[Miscreant]

I've seen Yami here. If you like lower back hair that is dark and lots of acne she is your girl. Her technique was rough on the HJ.

She is very friendly though and no doubt open to many things beyond standard FS.

I'm wondering if there is anything not hairy acne ridden or ghetto there. I understand asking for non-ghetto is too much.

[SHDot]

I'm an OC guy and will be working in LA next week. Is CEO massage worth a trip? I don't need FS. Appreciate some input. If you get down to OC I can help. Thanks.

Hello fellow OC guy. Moved to WLA a couple months ago. My first in the area was Garden Spa on Century. I've been three times and twice had a good time, the third time did not like the lineup. Other than that, the staple in this thread is Red Lantern on Overland but the hygiene up in there is terrible. Some good talent in there though. Have hit the spot twice and it's a guaranteed hit but its also busy. Would not recommend going late at night as it becomes rather stale. Anything beyond WLA I have not tried as the traffic will fuck you over but hey, maybe if I have 3 hours to spare one of these days.

[RockItAllNite]

Where are they? Any Hot thai BBFS? Seen a few pics and HX but that's it. Anyone else?

[PriscillaM]

Hahaha. How do you really feel Priscilla?? LOL. Love the language and I'll head into Villa instead.

I have never had a good experience at CEO and as you can tell by reading my posts, I am so easy to please it is not even funny.

CEO is run by some mamasan who makes you feel like you are some kind of degenerate. She cleans the place while you looking at you like you are some kind of single celled life form. The women there are older and totally lit from cheap booze.

Villa is another place that I cannot recommend. It is clean although the shitter could use a little refresh, there was definitely some tampon stuff in the basura. The girls there are younger but meaner than the ethics advisor at a no bid contracting session with the pentagon. They are trained in two things. Upsell, and upsell more. You will smell good after leaving but you will not get your penor sucked and you will have to call your bank for a loan to get to the handie.

I would try the many nonpro options available.

[Likndikit]

CEO massage is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

The girls there will rush you and it is basically Figueroa on the westside.

The girls are so homely there they trick or treat over the phone.

Hahaha. How do you really feel Priscilla?? LOL. Love the language and I'll head into Villa instead.

[RockItAllNite]

The potential they have is incredible.

They're relatively local.

They have the hottest girls I've ever seen, at least the two times I've been there.

But either the attitude was a 0/10 or in both cases, the shortage in time is a huge problem.

I'd gladly tip them well, if I got good service and they respected the time I paid for.

I think they're used to the high wall in few and the $120 tip.

So they have high quality providers, with McDonald's fast food service.

Unless your dick is more sensitive than a teenagers untouched shlong, I could never go back.
Id rather drive an extra hour for OC, or an extra two for SD. Thats how bad the service is at 8155.

My experiences at 8155 mirror these comments exactly, and I have also posted about them. Too bad it hasn't changed.

Hot latina girls and poor service and very limited time you are lucky to get 20-30 minutes max regardless as to whether you pay for an hour or just a half hour.

[CalValencia]

The potential they have is incredible.

They're relatively local.

They have the hottest girls I've ever seen, at least the two times I've been there.

But either the attitude was a 0/10 or in both cases, the shortage in time is a huge problem.

I'd gladly tip them well, if I got good service and they respected the time I paid for.

I think they're used to the high wall in few and the $120 tip.

So they have high quality providers, with McDonald's fast food service.

Unless your dick is more sensitive than a teenagers untouched shlong, I could never go back.
Id rather drive an extra hour for OC, or an extra two for SD. Thats how bad the service is at 8155.

Unfortunate for me I got the one black woman they had working there a year ago. Perfect service. She said at the end "I don't mind doing this but as soon as I make enough money I am opening a Tattoo shop. " I haven't seen her since and I've got zero tattoos. I've had the Mythical Venezuelan. It's like seeing Monet in person for the first time. Beautiful but underwhelming. Maybe I need to find the shop with black women. That said, I have found better service in Orange County but I rarely get down there.

[Fatonius]

I have walked into Wharf because it's next to one of my fave sushi spots. But it doesn't seem like it will go the distance. At most, I feel like you would be lucky to get a HJ from a busted China doll.

Please tell me if it's a good ast RL, who you like there, and what you $?

Wharf is only HJ. Anything more, you need to find another place.