Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**WankForFun** · 12-13-24 00:21

I am assuming she has L1 and L2 on the menu. Anyone know how much on top. ?

**Batman8899** · 12-12-24 01:16

Any info on this one?

**BonAppetit** · 12-11-24 21:39

I saw some posts on here about her so I thought I'd share my experience. I saw her for about 10 years when I lived in Phoenix, maybe 25 massages. My last meeting was about 3 years ago since I moved. She's one of the best providers you'll ever meet and one of the worst providers you'll ever meet.

The good: Legit massage. She works hard and it shows. Some teasing but I was an older customer so YMMV. Very clean, professional place. Attached shower. Easy to find house. Always answers texts. Amazing HJ at the end, really good strokes with a grip on the boys. She's a little chubby but has an amazing rack. Very firm and round for her age. I was addicted to those puppies. It took a while for her to be friendly but I got her to smile in the latter sessions.

The bad: She's was a sex worker who hated being a sex worker. That's probably why she's gone legit. She sighs and rolls her eyes a lot and tries to skimp. We negotiated a topless ending and she just pulled down her shirt and bra and her chest was just smushed. Not good looking. I asked her to take off the clothes. Another sigh. Another eye roll. Lots of that. One thing that drove me crazy is that she pretends she doesn't speak English. She does. She slipped up a few times over the years when she spoke naturally. And it's silly to think after 10 years nothing improved. Her texts are well written.

Back in the day she used to do full service. Maybe she still does with regulars but I don't do FS. Guys reported she had a shaved bush with flames tattooed about her clit. I probably should have seen that when I had the chance. Heh.

The first few times she doesn't offer up anything. You had to complete a medical form. It was probably my 3rd session when I decided to not use the drape and laid on my stomach. She came in and started the massage. On the flip she spent about 5 minutes rubbing my leg up and down and finally I took her hand and moved it over my crotch. That's when she started to offer extras. If you see her, maybe that's one route to take.

Yes, she requires a deposit now. I told her I'd been seeing her for 10 years and she said she didn't remember me. I sent a pic. She didn't remember. I have a birthmark on my thigh that we talked about in session once. No memory. Odd.

Anyway, hope this helps. Good luck.

**Carpet Bagger** · 12-11-24 17:15

Originally Posted by OnYourFace [View Original Post]

Her ad from 11/25 still includes keywords massage, protein, SD, tantra, only fans, GFE, and feet pictures. Haha.

How much and how long is the yoga lesson? What does one wear to a session? Banana-hammock?

This yoga lesson angle hardly seems worth the effort, even if this chick does check a specific box for whoever chases hoping for extras.

Hit a MP or call a verified provider and save the mental energy, time, and money.

**StanfMan** · 11-30-24 02:37

Guys she is open to all activities but is 7 benjies and a half super GPS for a 45 year old.

Originally Posted by OnYourFace [View Original Post]

Her ad from 11/25 still includes keywords massage, protein, SD, tantra, only fans, GFE, and feet pictures. Haha.

How much and how long is the yoga lesson? What does one wear to a session? Banana-hammock?

**On Your Face** · 11-29-24 20:27

Originally Posted by WestTraveler [View Original Post]

She wants you to schedule a yoga session before she considers doing more. Her latest CL ad no longer includes the keywords Only Fans and GFE. I told her I was looking for GFE and she said "Maybe", but we have to "click". If she does GFE, I have a feeling she has GPS. No thanks. As someone already mentioned, getting more from her is probably too much work.

Her ad from 11/25 still includes keywords massage, protein, SD, tantra, only fans, GFE, and feet pictures. Haha.

How much and how long is the yoga lesson? What does one wear to a session? Banana-hammock?

**WestTraveler** · 11-29-24 13:08

She wants you to schedule a yoga session before she considers doing more. Her latest CL ad no longer includes the keywords Only Fans and GFE. I told her I was looking for GFE and she said "Maybe", but we have to "click". If she does GFE, I have a feeling she has GPS. No thanks. As someone already mentioned, getting more from her is probably too much work.

**Batman8899** · 11-28-24 21:54

Originally Posted by NightFuryAZ [View Original Post]

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/h...805825061.html

Legit massage. 30-35 Chinese lady operating out of a salon suites. This was not a stand out massage parlor but a small massage room. Had to setup appointment. Not a good massage experience. She offered a bit of teasing on the back and on the turn a little bit of tease as well but did not offer any upgrades. When asked about upgrades she stood her ground that she is legit. She demanded tips for her sub-par massage. Overall a disappointing experience and will definitely not repeat.

If it is the same chubby lady from a couple of months ago she will do more. She uses a shit ton of oil and covers you with a small washcloth. Towel kept falling after the flip. She said I know what you want but the owner sometimes comes in. Towel fell off again and she did not replace it. Started a slow rub and progressed to completion. Nothing special about it and the vibe was not right. Tipped her and never went back. I would not count on anything.

**NightFuryAZ** · 11-28-24 20:04

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/h...805825061.html

Legit massage. 30-35 Chinese lady operating out of a salon suites. This was not a stand out massage parlor but a small massage room. Had to setup appointment. Not a good massage experience. She offered a bit of teasing on the back and on the turn a little bit of tease as well but did not offer any upgrades. When asked about upgrades she stood her ground that she is legit. She demanded tips for her sub-par massage. Overall a disappointing experience and will definitely not repeat.

**Kester Diamond** · 11-28-24 16:39

Originally Posted by Cruffle93 [View Original Post]

Yes, fit, tan, flexible, really knows her yoga, prob mid 40's, nice manmades. She wore an athletic jumper that shows a lot of cleavage. She's very attractive and def takes care of her body.

Yeah, house was kinda small but modern and clean. Definitely uses it for legit yoga. Fake candles everywhere to give a low light ambiance. It was in a pretty safe neighborhood, I felt safe. It was around border of Chandler and Gilbert, middle of the 60 and 202.

Appreciate you!

**Cruffle93** · 11-28-24 12:09

Originally Posted by KesterDiamond [View Original Post]

Thanks for taking one for the team.

Little follow up.

She looks like pics body wise?

What part of town was the visit and was the house nice?

Yes, fit, tan, flexible, really knows her yoga, prob mid 40's, nice manmades. She wore an athletic jumper that shows a lot of cleavage. She's very attractive and def takes care of her body.

Yeah, house was kinda small but modern and clean. Definitely uses it for legit yoga. Fake candles everywhere to give a low light ambiance. It was in a pretty safe neighborhood, I felt safe. It was around border of Chandler and Gilbert, middle of the 60 and 202.

**Kester Diamond** · 11-28-24 10:42

Originally Posted by UofAWildkatt [View Original Post]

She's been advertising on Craigslist: https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/h...805785168.html - the photos are real but once the clothes comes off, the disappointment starts (saggy breasts, hairy arms and the bikini area needs shaving). She will give you a back rub for 5 minutes and then start L1. But the whole time, she seemed annoyed and irritated. I left as soon as I could. Overheard her speak Spanish. Caribbean accent. Definitely not worth the $140 she charges. I'm white, in my 40's, average build and I am used to getting more bang for $140.

Buddy, your race, age and build don't matter, but Thanks for posting a review, she isn't far from me so I appreciate it because I'd have given her a go.

**JackDeath** · 11-28-24 10:22

Appreciate that info!

Originally Posted by Cruffle93 [View Original Post]

I saw her today, it was purely a yoga session. It was a good yoga lesson, and she's the woman in the pic, but there was 0 hint at anything extra during it especially with her sitting across the room on her yoga mat. At the ends she adds a little essential oil to massage the head (the one on your shoulders) and that was it.

Getting ready to leave and putting things back in my pocket, I asked her about the keywords on the list like "GFE" and she said it was to get more clients. Feeling deceived, I was about to leave when she later showed me her phone which she had typed out that she would do GFE but can't say that out loud because her BF was upstairs. That makes me even more hesitant because an angry BF could lead to some shit and conflict I don't want to deal with if he found out and it's not mutual agreement.

Overall, hot legit yoga lady, might have more if you do more sessions, but not worth the risk if BF isn't on board with extras. And based on our talks I think extras would be like hella expensive.

**UofAWildkatt** · 11-28-24 01:24

She's been advertising on Craigslist: https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/h...805785168.html - the photos are real but once the clothes comes off, the disappointment starts (saggy breasts, hairy arms and the bikini area needs shaving). She will give you a back rub for 5 minutes and then start L1. But the whole time, she seemed annoyed and irritated. I left as soon as I could. Overheard her speak Spanish. Caribbean accent. Definitely not worth the $140 she charges. I'm white, in my 40's, average build and I am used to getting more bang for $140.

**Kester Diamond** · 11-27-24 22:05

Originally Posted by Cruffle93 [View Original Post]

I saw her today, it was purely a yoga session. It was a good yoga lesson, and she's the woman in the pic, but there was 0 hint at anything extra during it especially with her sitting across the room on her yoga mat. At the ends she adds a little essential oil to massage the head (the one on your shoulders) and that was it.

Getting ready to leave and putting things back in my pocket, I asked her about the keywords on the list like "GFE" and she said it was to get more clients. Feeling deceived, I was about to leave when she later showed me her phone which she had typed out that she would do GFE but can't say that out loud because her BF was upstairs. That makes me even more hesitant because an angry BF could lead to some shit and conflict I don't want to deal with if he found out and it's not mutual agreement.

Overall, hot legit yoga lady, might have more if you do more sessions, but not worth the risk if BF isn't on board with extras. And based on our talks I think extras would be like hella expensive.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

Little follow up.

She looks like pics body wise?

What part of town was the visit and was the house nice?