Massage Parlor Reports

**Putzy** · 11-27-24 18:25

Originally Posted by Azmodeus56 [View Original Post]

I have read several reports where the table shower is turned down as "I just showered before going." It also tells you what is going to happen during your visit.

It also reassures the girl that you are squeeky clean to her satisfaction, since she just cleaned you. So I find you'll get more extreme fun if you shower first. And besides, its Florida, where 15 minutes after a shower you already got swamp ass.

**DaytonNew** · 11-27-24 17:05

This a great lay of the land for outsiders.

So where are the hottest and 20's young ones?

Stay safe.

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (... Second Edition)

It should go without saying (which is why I'm SAYING it here), that, with the Google-Map links below, you may want to use the ZOOM OUT function in Google Maps to identify reference points, or even use the DIRECTIONS button to lead you from wherever your starting point may be.

When anyone asks (in probably a few days) for the information clearly spelled out below, feel free to send them a PM with guidance to SEARCH the thread for the exact phrase "Complete Idiot" (must include the quote marks).

One heads-up remark regarding rates; each AMP listed below has a line-item for their standard rates, but almost ALL of them are the same "Orlando Market Rate" of 80+160 for one hour & 60+140 for a half-hour (as of this moment), with the one exception of A2 Spa, which continues to follow the time honored Milk Massage rate of a flat 200 for 45 minutes (with no other options for more/less time). There are those among you that will Dig in your heels to negotiate a lower rate, and that's always an option, so the stated standard rates may be considered a guideline for the quickest way to avoid pushback from your provider.

Near Tu Casa Restaurant:
Click HERE for A2 Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: 200 for 45 minutes (FLAT & paid upfront), 4-Hands not usually offered, MSOG may be available (ask!). Remarkably consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at Milk Massage, with identical rates and service model. Former Milk "Manager" Keiko has not (yet?) made an appearance.

Near Mrs. Potato Restaurant:
Click HERE for Gardenia Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

Near Adega Gaucha Brazilian Steakhouse Restaurant:
Click HERE for Spring Massage Location In Google Maps (formerly known as "Let's Relax Spa").
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Click Here for an OLD Website. Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

Not Really Near ANY Restaurant:
Click HERE for Tokyo Massage Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

Near Inay's Kitchen Restaurant:
Click HERE for Aqua Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @FULL TIP! per provider (so "4-Hands" would be 80+160+160=400!!) if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually available. Somewhat INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider (i.e. YMMV from one provider to the next).
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location. Roxy and Connie serve as "ring leaders".

Same tiny plaza as Tropico Mofongo Restaurant & adjacent to Walmart parking lot:
Click HERE for Ocean Star Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, 4-Hands NOT likely, but YMMV, MSOG NOT likely, but YMMV. Usually INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider (but Vicky is a wild PSE, offering MSOG, when working).
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location.

Same tiny plaza as Dominos Pizza in Lockhart:
Click HERE for Spa Serenity Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, 4-Hands NOT likely, but YMMV, MSOG NOT likely, but YMMV. Somewhat INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location, but USED to share talent with now-defunct U-Massage (like Jenny!).

With respect to MSOG; if interested, even at places it's not usually OFFERED, try stating your wishes upfront at the very start of the session to improve your odds.

For those among you that may be familiar with cultural differences between Chinese and Korean AMPs, I will note here that ALL of these establishments are CHINESE run/operated/staffed. I know of no Korean AMPs in the Orlando market that offer the level of service found at the places listed. The closest Korean place of decent quality would seem to be in the Tampa Bay area at the MANY Korean places there. Those places seem to universally operate at a much "tamer" level (all covered all the time, no B2B Table Showers, no TUMA, no MSOG), however, the providers are more consistently GORGEOUS, usually taller, and maybe a wee bit more exotic.

**DaytonNew** · 11-27-24 17:02

Great lay of the land for outsiders. So where are the hottest and 20's young ones?

Stay safe.

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

Dr Willy put together some helpful info a couple weeks ago:

The 8 month old (so 8 years in the monger world) guide he referred to is below. Despite the out of date comment, it still has a ton of info you may find useful.

And to Dr Willy himself, looking forward to that new year update!

**FromMars** · 11-27-24 16:49

Thank you much appreciated. I was more wondering about the locations of M&Y and Missly spa. Gardenia is closed now right?

**JayJayTwo** · 11-27-24 12:17

Originally Posted by FromMars [View Original Post]

I'm thinking about traveling to Orlando at the end of Dec. I usually keep up to date with the scene here but I've been out of the loop lately with the constant changes.

Can anyone link me to the current directory of the AMPs? I know someone usually makes a post but where can I go to see it?

Dr Willy put together some helpful info a couple weeks ago:

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

I think that makes you "Dick-Lexic"! LOL!

Regarding recent mentions about the 8 month old (and, as noted, plainly out-of-date) "Complete Idiot's Guide To Few Popular Locations": Yes, that needs to be updated, but I was figuring it might be a good idea to wait until the beginning of next year so we have all of the local "sheriff elections" well behind us and the AMP Cartels get a read on the legal lay of the land, so to speak, with the new-ish Florida Massage Establishment laws in a post-election environment. Personally, I'm hoping the fine girls of Milk / A2 are inclined to crawl back out from the rock they've been hiding under and set up shop SOMEWHERE in the area... along with maybe some additional talent becoming comfortable with the area. Clearly, I think, M&Y should be added ... and maybe Semoran. Golden Gate is still a bit hit-n-miss to say it's on the same level as others mentioned (we can vote later), and Gardenia & A2 should be dropped (unless they come back in those same locations under the same names).

In the meantime, Semoran Spa can be located if you CLICK HERE.

... and, while we're at it, Golden Gate can be located on Google Maps if you CLICK HERE.

The 8 month old (so 8 years in the monger world) guide he referred to is below. Despite the out of date comment, it still has a ton of info you may find useful.