Massage Parlor Reports

[FromMars]

Thank you much appreciated. I was more wondering about the locations of M&Y and Missly spa. Gardenia is closed now right?

[JayJayTwo]

I'm thinking about traveling to Orlando at the end of Dec. I usually keep up to date with the scene here but I've been out of the loop lately with the constant changes.

Can anyone link me to the current directory of the AMPs? I know someone usually makes a post but where can I go to see it?

Dr Willy put together some helpful info a couple weeks ago:

I think that makes you "Dick-Lexic"! LOL!

Regarding recent mentions about the 8 month old (and, as noted, plainly out-of-date) "Complete Idiot's Guide To Few Popular Locations": Yes, that needs to be updated, but I was figuring it might be a good idea to wait until the beginning of next year so we have all of the local "sheriff elections" well behind us and the AMP Cartels get a read on the legal lay of the land, so to speak, with the new-ish Florida Massage Establishment laws in a post-election environment. Personally, I'm hoping the fine girls of Milk / A2 are inclined to crawl back out from the rock they've been hiding under and set up shop SOMEWHERE in the area... along with maybe some additional talent becoming comfortable with the area. Clearly, I think, M&Y should be added ... and maybe Semoran. Golden Gate is still a bit hit-n-miss to say it's on the same level as others mentioned (we can vote later), and Gardenia & A2 should be dropped (unless they come back in those same locations under the same names).

In the meantime, Semoran Spa can be located if you CLICK HERE.

... and, while we're at it, Golden Gate can be located on Google Maps if you CLICK HERE.

The 8 month old (so 8 years in the monger world) guide he referred to is below. Despite the out of date comment, it still has a ton of info you may find useful.

Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (... Second Edition)

It should go without saying (which is why I'm SAYING it here), that, with the Google-Map links below, you may want to use the ZOOM OUT function in Google Maps to identify reference points, or even use the DIRECTIONS button to lead you from wherever your starting point may be.

When anyone asks (in probably a few days) for the information clearly spelled out below, feel free to send them a PM with guidance to SEARCH the thread for the exact phrase "Complete Idiot" (must include the quote marks).

One heads-up remark regarding rates; each AMP listed below has a line-item for their standard rates, but almost ALL of them are the same "Orlando Market Rate" of 80+160 for one hour & 60+140 for a half-hour (as of this moment), with the one exception of A2 Spa, which continues to follow the time honored Milk Massage rate of a flat 200 for 45 minutes (with no other options for more/less time). There are those among you that will Dig in your heels to negotiate a lower rate, and that's always an option, so the stated standard rates may be considered a guideline for the quickest way to avoid pushback from your provider.

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Near Tu Casa Restaurant:
Click HERE for A2 Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: 200 for 45 minutes (FLAT & paid upfront), 4-Hands not usually offered, MSOG may be available (ask!). Remarkably consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at Milk Massage, with identical rates and service model. Former Milk "Manager" Keiko has not (yet?) made an appearance.

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Near Mrs. Potato Restaurant:
Click HERE for Gardenia Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

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Near Adega Gaucha Brazilian Steakhouse Restaurant:
Click HERE for Spring Massage Location In Google Maps (formerly known as "Let's Relax Spa").
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Click Here for an OLD Website. Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

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Not Really Near ANY Restaurant:
Click HERE for Tokyo Massage Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

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Near Inay's Kitchen Restaurant:
Click HERE for Aqua Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @FULL TIP! per provider (so "4-Hands" would be 80+160+160=400!!) if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually available. Somewhat INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider (i.e. YMMV from one provider to the next).
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location. Roxy and Connie serve as "ring leaders".

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Same tiny plaza as Tropico Mofongo Restaurant & adjacent to Walmart parking lot:
Click HERE for Ocean Star Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, 4-Hands NOT likely, but YMMV, MSOG NOT likely, but YMMV. Usually INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider (but Vicky is a wild PSE, offering MSOG, when working).
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location.

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Same tiny plaza as Dominos Pizza in Lockhart:
Click HERE for Spa Serenity Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, 4-Hands NOT likely, but YMMV, MSOG NOT likely, but YMMV. Somewhat INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location, but USED to share talent with now-defunct U-Massage (like Jenny!).

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With respect to MSOG; if interested, even at places it's not usually OFFERED, try stating your wishes upfront at the very start of the session to improve your odds.

For those among you that may be familiar with cultural differences between Chinese and Korean AMPs, I will note here that ALL of these establishments are CHINESE run/operated/staffed. I know of no Korean AMPs in the Orlando market that offer the level of service found at the places listed. The closest Korean place of decent quality would seem to be in the Tampa Bay area at the MANY Korean places there. Those places seem to universally operate at a much "tamer" level (all covered all the time, no B2B Table Showers, no TUMA, no MSOG), however, the providers are more consistently GORGEOUS, usually taller, and maybe a wee bit more exotic.

And to Dr Willy himself, looking forward to that new year update!

[Chewwy70]

Hey guys. I've been out of the game for quite a while.

Looking for the place the replaced Milk last year.

"All inclusive" visit for 200.

Can someone guide me? Thanks!

[FromMars]

I'm thinking about traveling to Orlando at the end of Dec. I usually keep up to date with the scene here but I've been out of the loop lately with the constant changes.

Can anyone link me to the current directory of the AMPs? I know someone usually makes a post but where can I go to see it?

[Totk33]

Reporting on a missed opportunity.

As an older Gentleman, I sometimes encounter hit and misses. This location is famous for having a provider named YuKi.

I had to save some money to enter this golden palace of delight. And I was not disappointed. True 10's were available for enjoyment.

Paid the 80 to step into a fantasy. What I saw inside made me feel like I hit a gold mine of Joy.

Yuki took me to the shower and things happened to fast because I truly felt I had reached Nirvana. My simple words can not describe the moment. But I shall attempt.

After the shower she grabbed my throbbing headache and lead me straight to the room.

Unexpectedly she threw me onto the massage table and instantly began a BBJ- before I could even process what was taking place she had me completely in her esophagus;.

I tried my best to push her away, but she had a firm grip on my legs. I wanted to push her away because I wanted to enjoy -slowly the Moment.

I must confess it took me less than six seconds to explode My 8 inch fuse. -sad to admit but true she looked at me with Total shock as I put my face and put my eyes down in shame and regret:

I think she was more surprised than I was needless to say not a single drop was wasted:

I quickly got up and wanted to leave as soon as possible because of the embarrassment I did not mean, nor had planned to explode. I started getting dress and she laid down on the table, the massage table and open both her golden legs and told me to come and enjoy the moment:

As much as I want it to, I was embarrassed and wanted to leave as soon as possible so I politely declined and put all my clothes back on.

Even though the total damage was 240 as I was leaving out through the hallway, another beautiful delightful provider hit me in the butt and told me to see her next time. Well, there will be no next time for I am too embarrassed to go back.

Looking back, I missed a great opportunity, but I blame old age and nerves and anxiety*.

I know purposely look for a provider that is not a perfect 10 thinking or believing that I will last longer with someone else:

Life can be so cruel, sometimes.

Woah haha. Where did you go?

[Don1990]

Reporting on a missed opportunity.

As an older Gentleman, I sometimes encounter hit and misses. This location is famous for having a provider named YuKi.

I had to save some money to enter this golden palace of delight. And I was not disappointed. True 10's were available for enjoyment.

Paid the 80 to step into a fantasy. What I saw inside made me feel like I hit a gold mine of Joy.

Yuki took me to the shower and things happened to fast because I truly felt I had reached Nirvana. My simple words can not describe the moment. But I shall attempt.

After the shower she grabbed my throbbing headache and lead me straight to the room.

Unexpectedly she threw me onto the massage table and instantly began a BBJ- before I could even process what was taking place she had me completely in her esophagus;.

I tried my best to push her away, but she had a firm grip on my legs. I wanted to push her away because I wanted to enjoy -slowly the Moment.

Never be ashamed of caughting a quick one it's called she did her job forget the rest her job is to give you pleasure your job is to receive it. Next time tell her good LOL and walk out.

[Big In Japan]

Reporting on a missed opportunity.

As an older Gentleman, I sometimes encounter hit and misses. This location is famous for having a provider named YuKi.
- - - - -
Life can be so cruel, sometimes.

And the name of this location is?


LOL!

[Oldman696]

LOL.

There is no logic to this game.

I've had my hottest sessions just before closing.

Including extra time to a hot a steamy rush job.

I have to agree with Artistofwar, Many years ago I would aways go early most of the time just when they open.

Then late morning or mid afternoon. What I have learned is that first thing in the morning the girls are not up to speed " per sa".

After a few customers they are in the right mind set and give better service. Then I thought after 6:00 pm they must be getting tired.

Wrong again these girls have great stamina. And most really like what they do and of course the MONEY.

One of my best massage sessions, I was the last customer of the day.

I thought she would be tired and not in the mood and sore (if you know what I mean) wrong she worn my ass out and still very tight.

We forget this is just work for them, they are performers. Like any profession some are better actors then others.

I rotate between my top girls and every now and then you guys talk about a new hot girl and I have to go and see.

Treat them with respect always pays off with a better session.

Stay safe.

Oldman.

[HermosaSurfer2]

LOL.

There is no logic to this game.

I've had my hottest sessions just before closing.

Including extra time to a hot a steamy rush job.

Good to know. I'll be flying in at 7 PM. Maybe I'll go that night and the next morning. Just to run the experiment myself. Of course I'll have to replicate three times for valid stastics. Such a chore.

[ArtistOfWar1]

What I wonder about is how the girls are early vs late. I can imagine they'd be limp as a wet sock by later in the day vs right after opening but maybe not. Any advice in that regard?

LOL.

There is no logic to this game.

I've had my hottest sessions just before closing.

Including extra time to a hot a steamy rush job.

[HermosaSurfer2]

Good question. I have been many different times and days it is always busy.

What I wonder about is how the girls are early vs late. I can imagine they'd be limp as a wet sock by later in the day vs right after opening but maybe not. Any advice in that regard?

[Jonhs]

Gentlemen,

I have a friend who is quite overweight / obese. I believe he has not been intimate with a woman in a long time. While I know these gals are professionals, I don't want my friend to have a bad time if I recommend he go somewhere. Is there any place I should have him avoid that night not be too kind to the heavier set? If you could reply in DM's or here it is fine. Thank you kindly..

Tip well and be Kind, I believe everyone will.

[Samm900]

Reporting on a missed opportunity.

As an older Gentleman, I sometimes encounter hit and misses. This location is famous for having a provider named YuKi.

I had to save some money to enter this golden palace of delight. And I was not disappointed. True 10's were available for enjoyment.

Paid the 80 to step into a fantasy. What I saw inside made me feel like I hit a gold mine of Joy.

Yuki took me to the shower and things happened to fast because I truly felt I had reached Nirvana. My simple words can not describe the moment. But I shall attempt.

After the shower she grabbed my throbbing headache and lead me straight to the room.

Unexpectedly she threw me onto the massage table and instantly began a BBJ—- before I could even process what was taking place she had me completely in her esophagus;.

I tried my best to push her away, but she had a firm grip on my legs. I wanted to push her away because I wanted to enjoy -slowly the Moment.

I must confess it took me less than six seconds to explode My 8 inch fuse. —-sad to admit but true she looked at me with Total shock as I put my face and put my eyes down in shame and regret:

I think she was more surprised than I was needless to say not a single drop was wasted:

I quickly got up and wanted to leave as soon as possible because of the embarrassment I did not mean, nor had planned to explode. I started getting dress and she laid down on the table, the massage table and open both her golden legs and told me to come and enjoy the moment:

As much as I want it to, I was embarrassed and wanted to leave as soon as possible so I politely declined and put all my clothes back on.

Even though the total damage was 240 as I was leaving out through the hallway, another beautiful delightful provider hit me in the butt and told me to see her next time. Well, there will be no next time for I am too embarrassed to go back.

Looking back, I missed a great opportunity, but I blame old age and nerves and anxiety*.

I know purposely look for a provider that is not a perfect 10 thinking or believing that I will last longer with someone else:

Life can be so cruel, sometimes.

[Azmodeus56]

I have read several reports where the table shower is turned down as "I just showered before going." To me that is where all the fun begins. I don't care if I just walked in from a torrential down pour after a shower I never turn down the table shower. It also tells you what is going to happen during your visit.

[Fsukowboy151]

Gentlemen,

I have a friend who is quite overweight / obese. I believe he has not been intimate with a woman in a long time. While I know these gals are professionals, I don't want my friend to have a bad time if I recommend he go somewhere. Is there any place I should have him avoid that night not be too kind to the heavier set? If you could reply in DM's or here it is fine. Thank you kindly.

I am pretty overweight I go to the big 3 and see Nikki as well they all treat me like I'm in perfect shape. All in the personality.