Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6800]

SXL- I visited here with no appointment. The took me in. This was a great place for service and location. I only did L1 but I had a great time!

Grand Spa- Went here one evening this weekend towards the end of the night. It was nice and clean. Offered a table shower and then to room. Provider was beautiful but only L1 and over the clothes touching allowed.

The Earth.

Massage & Spa. Near Chinatown. Checked this place out. I loved it. Girls wear little white lab coats LOL. It was clean and fun! Girl was super cute so I opted for a covered L2. I don't usually partake of L3 at these places but was offered. She was a champ and let me move around to different positions and took it all like a champ. Said they rotate girls every 15 days and new group came in Sunday.

[Moss734]

Assembly line? You get there 5 min before your appointment and you're shocked that she's finishing up another appointment? Do you think she should sit around and dream about you and eagerly anticipate you for hours whenever you make an appointment? She's busy or running behind schedule go take a shower and wash your junk so you smell nice when she comes in the room don't walk out and throw a tantrum and cost her money!

The OP was giving his honest opinion, which I found provided value. 5 customers before noon and you are giving him crap about costing her money.

[GMoney05]

How many people go to Grand spa on a regular basis? Like once or twice a month. Do you guys pay $150 for HJ? I'm asking because am I out of touch?? Do they have a steady flow of business that they can ask $150 plus $70 door fee. Thank you.

I'm the only guy on this Forum who seems to talk about Grand Spa nowadays. You have to go back to around 2021-2022 to see reviews on Amy and the skinny fragile Asian chick "Mia". I only pay $150 altogether like $50 door fee and $100 for the HJ. Which Is why Amy and them tend to try to play dumb or pretend like they got tons of "Costumers" coming and have to rush me out and skip the Massage. Curious who Is paying In 2024 $70 door fee and $150 boring Level 1? I had some good level 1's but not worth the price of $150. I read some old post about Grand and a lot have questioned has anybody ever got passed Level 1 at this place? I thought Kelly was doing Level 2 by now since she's became an over night celebrity over on Rubmaps but I guess those Reviews are paid for. $100 Level 1 Is supposed to be Naked at least and I never even got that far at Grand. $150 you can actually bang A pretty hot Asian at Orange, Archer Spa, Perfect Archer Spa, Ashland Spa or any Red Lantern or any Papasan joints.

[BoonTobias]

In town for a few more days and would like a massage with a handshake, maybe some BBBJ. Use to paying 60 to the house and 40 tip.

Any places that do that in Chicago? Staying near a place called Bronzeville but driving to the downtown area and beyond regularly.

Thanks.

[ConfuciusMan]

How many people go to Grand spa on a regular basis? Like once or twice a month. Do you guys pay $150 for HJ? I'm asking because am I out of touch?? Do they have a steady flow of business that they can ask $150 plus $70 door fee. Thank you.

[Hotguy18]

The only downfall to this place now is unless you finish quick, there is no massage anymore. It's more of a brothel than anything else and she is one.

They do have massage.

[Fit312]

Assembly line? You get there 5 min before your appointment and you're shocked that she's finishing up another appointment? Do you think she should sit around and dream about you and eagerly anticipate you for hours whenever you make an appointment? She's busy or running behind schedule go take a shower and wash your junk so you smell nice when she comes in the room don't walk out and throw a tantrum and cost her money!

I stopped in a while back at lunchtime and the girl I saw told me that Emily was working on her fifth customer of the day.

[WalkingHard]

I am pausing on SXL for a while. Emily is my favorite right now of any place, but I made an appointment, and when I got there 5 min before, I said I had an appointment, and they asked for the money. Asked if she was available, they said yes, $60. I asked where she was, and she was with another customer. "She will be ready soon. " I walked out. They called me. They got to make their money but prefer not to feel like I am in an assembly line.

Assembly line? You get there 5 min before your appointment and you're shocked that she's finishing up another appointment? Do you think she should sit around and dream about you and eagerly anticipate you for hours whenever you make an appointment? She's busy or running behind schedule go take a shower and wash your junk so you smell nice when she comes in the room don't walk out and throw a tantrum and cost her money!

[GMoney05]

I did post just last week the Pic of Alexandrea. I assume she is still there, did you see her? Pic accurate? If so, good?

I was planning on going but give us details please.

Not sure. She didn't look like the Pic. But I was sent that also from Archer Perfect Spa. But I'm talking about Just Archer Spa It's not by the Jewel Osco. But this Latina was thick with Blonde hair. Right away she pushed me against the wall and licked me In my chest and sucked on my nipples. Never had that happen she was jerking me I told her to stop or I was about to pop then. She Massaged me for about 5 minutes pretty decent nothing special though then I flipped more Level 1 and Nipple sucking then she turned around and told me "Let's do Doggy" that was great she was twerking and turned around and gave me good eye contact. She got lazy wanted me to do Mish with me on top good for Awhile then I laid down she sucked me for awhile then she finished with Hand. Great experience and I only paid her $160. Only did CFS, CBJ. But her nipple sucking was on another level. Nobody's been that good since Orange's KiKi from last month. They even had 2 nice looking Asians 1 with A black dress with huge tits. I was about to pick her but I have more of an Latina thirst these days.

[GMoney05]

Agreed that's what I thought too about this place after looking it up on google. Looks intriguing though, have you ever gotten a massage and HJ at a nail spa, while the old ladies and housewives are getting their pedicures up front? I have at a few places across the nw burbs and a few on the nw side. LOL.

Nail Spa getting A Level 1? No. But In the Suburb of Naperville they have what's supposed to be A legit "Foot Massage Spa' I used to go weekly and get A really nice Level 1 with A younger big boobs Asian named Angela. She looks like the Cartoon pics of Kim Yo Jong (North Korea Leader). Sometimes I would make noise while she tightly squeeze my "Hot Dog" when I pop'd and she would open up her shirt so I can suck her tits. I can hear ladies upfront asking "What's going on"? LOL So Nail Spa's can do Level 1's? My favorite MT was Cindy from Ozone she left for an Nail Salon wonder has anybody ran Into her?

[Jeffj1965]

Is Vivi the girl with tattoo near her pussy? I got a shorter Chinese having tattoo there on Sat night. Thought she was Vivi. Looked similar to picture but at much older. Absolutely not early 20's. Very different from what was described about Vivi. Not washed well between clients; dead fish on mish. The provider also used cigarettes I guess. Her face smelt like cigarettes. Confused.

I had the same exact experience. I dreamt of trying her out due to the hype, but had a similar experience as above.

[JamesLove111]

I saw that Viky was back and OK yep, time to book. Had to book. Her big boobs are my favorite. And she's great in doubles.

Added Angelina for the double. Viky is young and Angelina is friendly.

Session booked in advance so I was able to walk in there and immediately was given the biggest of the rooms because they know already that I booked the double. Viky and Angelina come in and smother men in a good way LOL. DFK assault, oral assault. All good, so good that I let myself come quickly, just from the started BBJ that Viky gave me. Because I knew, they are good enough to get two pops from me, I just believed it, and it turned out to be true.

After a nice table shower, some massage, and then bam they were back at it, Angelina rims me like it's her passion, I turn over and Viky rubbed me even more. Angelina starts to work my balls now, and then came up to lick and suck together. I came for a 2nd time, oral only, and it seemed like they each caught some of the semen this time.

[BearsFan25]

This a summary of my visits in the last month. Now that I have an account, I will post reports after each visit. Thanks for all your reports!

After a night of drinking for Halloween, I decided to finally go to an AMP here. I went to Orange first because I liked that they had a site. I ask for Yuki on phone. I get to place and a Latina answers and I knew I had booked an Asian so I tell her to get Yuki. Once I get in the room with her, I tell her I want the 1 hour VIP and she charges me what they had on the site. I get a nice TS, she waited to make sure the water was warm. The body rub was nice. No rimming offered. Once back in the message room, I get a really nice massage. She gives me some BBJ and then we have CFS (standing mish, K9,CG). I do lose my erection, so we end the session at about probably 45 min. She tells me to come back when I'm sober haha. On the way out, I think I ran into another client but they quickly covered me with a curtain.

I sober up a bit and decide to check out Archer Perfect Spa since its down the street. After a call, they text me. I also reserve another hour. I don't remember her name but I got an Asian. She charged me 3 bills. I get a TS and a body rub. This one felt a bit nicer. However, we had a bit of language issue as she did not speak English. I cut the massage short to get started on CFS and some DATY. She seemed to enjoy getting eaten out and made the sex better as she had more energy. I finish with some BBJ. They have some kind of note thing where a certain number of visits gives you a free visit!

The next weekend, I wanted to go back to Archer in the mid morning. I texted and didn't get a response. I decided to just show up and no one opened the door. So I walked over to Orange after calling them and requesting Kiki. Pay the usual rate for 1 hr and she gives me a really nice TS. A bit of rimming and some BBJ. She also didn't speak English but she tried to her best to communicate with a translator. She gives a nice massage and then moves on BBJ. I ask for 69 and she lets me eat for a few minutes and letting me rim her for a bit. Then we have CFS (regular mish, standing mish, k9,CG, RG). We go over in time and I finish with a HJ and FIV. She gives me standing shower and gives me a bit of HJ in there. She was very lovely.

Last weekend, late at night I decide to text Orange and I got a response. I was a bit blue balled going to some Latina bars so I asked for Lucia. She asked for an extra bill for what I thought was BBFS but it was really BBJ. She gave me a half-assed TS and massage. Decent BBJ but very short, we move to CFS, she did not want to do 69,FIV. Standing misch, k9 and CG was good. She tells me I need to finish so I do my own HJ. I look at my clock and I was only there for about 45 minutes. She did give me her number and asked that I reach out if I go to NYC. Looking at their board seems better options there especially for BBFS.

So, I decide to go to a new place. I had called Rose Massage Spa and they told me they were open late. So I walked over and I did not get an answer at the door or phone. I go to Archer Perfect and I get one older MILF Asian, there was a younger one but she was cleaning and when she was asked if she wanted to switch said no LOL. I get a decent TS with some light rimming. Nice massage. Gives me BBJ, 69 and CFS. Do the regular positions and I finish with some CBJ.

[BadDances]

I am pausing on SXL for a while. Emily is my favorite right now of any place, but I made an appointment, and when I got there 5 min before, I said I had an appointment, and they asked for the money. Asked if she was available, they said yes, $60. I asked where she was, and she was with another customer. "She will be ready soon. " I walked out. They called me. They got to make their money but prefer not to feel like I am in an assembly line.

[GeekAuto]

I dreamt of Orange spa last week. Rang the door bell and was greeted by an Asian chick, she got me into the room and I told her I was there for the Latina girl.

She reluctantly called the Latina, who was a little tanned but had a great booty.

It was CBJ + CFS, nothing to write home about. I admit I liked her booty though, most likely BBL. I didn't catch her name.

She can speak English.