Massage Parlor Reports

[BearsFan25]

This a summary of my visits in the last month. Now that I have an account, I will post reports after each visit. Thanks for all your reports!

After a night of drinking for Halloween, I decided to finally go to an AMP here. I went to Orange first because I liked that they had a site. I ask for Yuki on phone. I get to place and a Latina answers and I knew I had booked an Asian so I tell her to get Yuki. Once I get in the room with her, I tell her I want the 1 hour VIP and she charges me what they had on the site. I get a nice TS, she waited to make sure the water was warm. The body rub was nice. No rimming offered. Once back in the message room, I get a really nice massage. She gives me some BBJ and then we have CFS (standing mish, K9,CG). I do lose my erection, so we end the session at about probably 45 min. She tells me to come back when I'm sober haha. On the way out, I think I ran into another client but they quickly covered me with a curtain.

I sober up a bit and decide to check out Archer Perfect Spa since its down the street. After a call, they text me. I also reserve another hour. I don't remember her name but I got an Asian. She charged me 3 bills. I get a TS and a body rub. This one felt a bit nicer. However, we had a bit of language issue as she did not speak English. I cut the massage short to get started on CFS and some DATY. She seemed to enjoy getting eaten out and made the sex better as she had more energy. I finish with some BBJ. They have some kind of note thing where a certain number of visits gives you a free visit!

The next weekend, I wanted to go back to Archer in the mid morning. I texted and didn't get a response. I decided to just show up and no one opened the door. So I walked over to Orange after calling them and requesting Kiki. Pay the usual rate for 1 hr and she gives me a really nice TS. A bit of rimming and some BBJ. She also didn't speak English but she tried to her best to communicate with a translator. She gives a nice massage and then moves on BBJ. I ask for 69 and she lets me eat for a few minutes and letting me rim her for a bit. Then we have CFS (regular mish, standing mish, k9,CG, RG). We go over in time and I finish with a HJ and FIV. She gives me standing shower and gives me a bit of HJ in there. She was very lovely.

Last weekend, late at night I decide to text Orange and I got a response. I was a bit blue balled going to some Latina bars so I asked for Lucia. She asked for an extra bill for what I thought was BBFS but it was really BBJ. She gave me a half-assed TS and massage. Decent BBJ but very short, we move to CFS, she did not want to do 69,FIV. Standing misch, k9 and CG was good. She tells me I need to finish so I do my own HJ. I look at my clock and I was only there for about 45 minutes. She did give me her number and asked that I reach out if I go to NYC. Looking at their board seems better options there especially for BBFS.

So, I decide to go to a new place. I had called Rose Massage Spa and they told me they were open late. So I walked over and I did not get an answer at the door or phone. I go to Archer Perfect and I get one older MILF Asian, there was a younger one but she was cleaning and when she was asked if she wanted to switch said no LOL. I get a decent TS with some light rimming. Nice massage. Gives me BBJ, 69 and CFS. Do the regular positions and I finish with some CBJ.

[BadDances]

I am pausing on SXL for a while. Emily is my favorite right now of any place, but I made an appointment, and when I got there 5 min before, I said I had an appointment, and they asked for the money. Asked if she was available, they said yes, $60. I asked where she was, and she was with another customer. "She will be ready soon. " I walked out. They called me. They got to make their money but prefer not to feel like I am in an assembly line.

[GeekAuto]

I dreamt of Orange spa last week. Rang the door bell and was greeted by an Asian chick, she got me into the room and I told her I was there for the Latina girl.

She reluctantly called the Latina, who was a little tanned but had a great booty.

It was CBJ + CFS, nothing to write home about. I admit I liked her booty though, most likely BBL. I didn't catch her name.

She can speak English.

[JonJon5456]

Finally I get to see the Full Menu pricings. I been to Orange like 3-4 times and finally got to see their Menu. Doesn't matter anyways I paid A Latina there the VIP price of $300 and got no BBJ and as far as "69" she was scared to sit on my face as I requested. Today I stopped by Archer Spa and wow they had 3 ladies 2 cute Asians and A big booty Latina. Just wondering why nobody has never posted A review of that place. Currently their line-up Is better than Orange and Perfect Archer. The talent at Orange lately been hit or miss. Last year this time that Spa was Poppin. Yall should try Archer Spa.

I did post just last week the Pic of Alexandrea. I assume she is still there, did you see her? Pic accurate? If so, good?

I was planning on going but give us details please.

[DetroitBoom]

Thanks, do they need advance booking? Will they send me lineup of everyone working tomorrow?

Yes call moving of visit they will tell you who is working and schedule from there.

Bebe is there Tuesday and Wednesday.

Emily all days except for Tuesday and Wednesday.

[GeekAuto]

Dreamt of Emily at SxL after reading the reviews.

Everything said about her is true, decent massage and solid service.

Albeit she was a bit cautious since it's our first dream together.

I was surprised at how normal she looks, I mean she doesn't look like a provider at all.

She feels very clean, and her skin is very smooth.

If I saw her outside I'd think typical gnd, but I mean it in a good way.

Is Kelly the seductive MILF type lady? There was an attractive milfish lady, that I'd like to dream of as well, maybe that's Kelly?

[Gopher88]

Agreed that's what I thought too about this place after looking it up on google. Looks intriguing though, have you ever gotten a massage and HJ at a nail spa, while the old ladies and housewives are getting their pedicures up front? I have at a few places across the nw burbs and a few on the nw side. LOL.

Use to be a place East of Harlem and Irving Park. Down from Sears. Beautiful ladys getting nails and toes done. Full service in the rear. They did not last long. Sham.

[Mitch Cor]

Any good options between convention center and river north area? Looking for L1, ideally with body slide, PM and / or table shower. Maybe L2. And a decent massage.

Thanks!

[CakeLover13]

Agreed that's what I thought too about this place after looking it up on google. Looks intriguing though, have you ever gotten a massage and HJ at a nail spa, while the old ladies and housewives are getting their pedicures up front? I have at a few places across the nw burbs and a few on the nw side. LOL.

Is that place even A real Massage Spa or just some Day Spa (Salon)? Just ran an Google search and they aren't even on Yelp yet and not much reviews on Google. Almost looks like an Salon for females who needs their Hair, Nails done and facials. I'll try to look Into them and let y'all know.

[ILuvPusToo]

Your best bet for the $300 all in range is SXL.

Emily probably the best pussy in the city and super nice and awesome spinner body BBFS you are at $300-$320 all in but she will pour alcohol all over your privates before and after bare to make sure your not on fire LOL.

Bebe. Anal Queen of Chicago. One of the most freakiest sessions you will get in Chicago $320 all in and if you are her last booking 6:45 you get to finish on her face and down her throat. Been a Monger for 35 years now and one of the best sessions I've ever had. She loved her ass pounded while finger banging her and swallows every single drop.

Plus SXL has other options but literally my favorite spa since RuYuan and Tokyo got closed.

Thanks, do they need advance booking? Will they send me lineup of everyone working tomorrow?

[GMoney05]

Stopped off at Orange today for Chinese lunch. Vivi answered, she looked decent and was smiling. So we got to the room and I handed her $$, she was puzzled and said half hour? I told her no, one hour and she wanted me to give her $$ Told her no, I always pay the same and was told that was a VIP by the operator. Still with a puzzled look she told me to get ready as she left to hide her money and get supplies. She comes back, gives a decent massage with oil, definitely enjoyed the butt rub, but no teasing. She spent a lot of time on my legs which eventually became annoying but she was done before I could say to stop. She takes out a cover and starts a CBJ which I was surprised because I was expecting a BBBJ. I was in no mood to argue so I went with it. Surprisingly she did good with the cover, so it would have been really good without. She even got some hand action going which not all do, they just hold on. After about five minutes, she climbed on for cg which was pretty good and then we switched to Mish. She was not that responsive which I think I read in another review about her being a dead fish in Mish. Finally I finished, she cleaned me up and I left.

I would give her a low 7. I won't say it is a loss, but definitely not a repeat.

As far as the pricing, I will attach their tip menu that was sent to me before from the operator.

Finally I get to see the Full Menu pricings. I been to Orange like 3-4 times and finally got to see their Menu. Doesn't matter anyways I paid A Latina there the VIP price of $300 and got no BBJ and as far as "69" she was scared to sit on my face as I requested. Today I stopped by Archer Spa and wow they had 3 ladies 2 cute Asians and A big booty Latina. Just wondering why nobody has never posted A review of that place. Currently their line-up Is better than Orange and Perfect Archer. The talent at Orange lately been hit or miss. Last year this time that Spa was Poppin. Yall should try Archer Spa.

[DetroitBoom]

So will be in windy city Monday after reading this forum have shortlisted SXL and Ashland Perfect.

SXL 60+300 for BBFS. Does is include Table Shower, rimming and BBBJ?

Ashland Perfect 300 for VIP including Table Shower, Rimming BBBJ and CFS.

I am more of a BBBJ+CIM guy so am more leaning towards Ashland Perfect. Let me know if I am missing any other places. If there are any other places / girls who can provide BBBJ / CIM near Navy Pier let me know.

Your best bet for the $300 all in range is SXL.

Emily probably the best pussy in the city and super nice and awesome spinner body BBFS you are at $300-$320 all in but she will pour alcohol all over your privates before and after bare to make sure your not on fire LOL.

Bebe. Anal Queen of Chicago. One of the most freakiest sessions you will get in Chicago $320 all in and if you are her last booking 6:45 you get to finish on her face and down her throat. Been a Monger for 35 years now and one of the best sessions I've ever had. She loved her ass pounded while finger banging her and swallows every single drop.

Plus SXL has other options but literally my favorite spa since RuYuan and Tokyo got closed.

[ILuvPusToo]

So will be in windy city Monday after reading this forum have shortlisted SXL and Ashland Perfect.

SXL 60+300 for BBFS. Does is include Table Shower, rimming and BBBJ?

Ashland Perfect 300 for VIP including Table Shower, Rimming BBBJ and CFS.

I am more of a BBBJ+CIM guy so am more leaning towards Ashland Perfect. Let me know if I am missing any other places. If there are any other places / girls who can provide BBBJ / CIM near Navy Pier let me know.

[Boston2060]

I was walking by and saw a cute one in the window messing around with the plants at Oki Doki. Anyone visit recently?

[Chita]

The only downfall to this place now is unless you finish quick, there is no massage anymore. It's more of a brothel than anything else and she is one.

http://yojoylife.com/show/365hotspa.html

Pps spot. I had been there once before when there was a GILF and she accepted a very lowball offer. I saw a post by HG that Lun who had been at various spots in Evanston moved to this pps spot. My sense is that she was a MILF but ok. That was an understatement. Def MILF but younger side of MILF than usually found at this hump and dump AMPs who are usually closer to GILF. With that setup.

140 for 30 minutes. That's what I offered and she accepted. Told her no message: DATY and Boom Boom. Maybe could have offered 120 but I had an escort cancel on me so I was walking around with more than 140 and 140 seemed good given her very bubbly personality.

English is zero other than price. She's very giggly like the masked one at Sanni in Norridge.

She is taller than most of the Chinese MPs. Maybe 5 foot 6.

Thin but with a nice set of curves at the hips and an ass that looks great in K9.

Face is good. She's probably the cutest MILF I have seen at any these spots. Don't know where she's from in China but she has a longer, skinnier face.

Tattoo on the belly, which may cover up a c-section scar or some baby damage.

Action: typical Chinese kiss which is mostly open mouth but no tongue other than me putting my tongue in her mouth. Sucker her tits. Small B. Good responsive nipples. DATY. She grinded against my tongue. Cover on and K9. I was faster than I expected. The ass looked too good and she had been stroking me with a good grip before I put that hat on. Usually, the stroke is too light for me. She had good grip, but not a death grip.

Out in about 20 ish but never felt rushed. We agreed to 30 minutes. If I had lasted longer, 30 would have been right. I don't repeat but if I did, I would with her. She's here for a month. I don't know if that means a month more or it will have been a month by the time she leaves.

FYI, the other provider at this spot is more typical PPS. GILF, friendly, but not a looker.