Massage Parlor Reports

[BobbiBrown1981]

I had heard that a lady in the place off Rt 40 in Ellicott City, Pinetree Lane I think, may have offered extras, but that was over a year ago, unconfirmed, may have been YMMV, etc. I went once and vowed never to return.

You know it's funny that the quality is so low in HoCo given the history of the area. I'm willing to bet that a shop could move in with some better looking ladies and clean up. RL Therapy didn't have a crew of the best looking women but they were very accommodating. Even now Silk is about as good as it gets and most of the providers there barely do anything other than nude HJs. I've gotten lucky the last couple of time and gotten CBJs but there was too much talking and jerking and not enough sucking. I've also had a couple of experiences that just left a sour taste in my mouth so I'm waiting for the current crew to clear out before I go back. The only place you are getting CFS is Lotus and trust me, it's not that great.

I have actually never made the trip to Greenbelt. I went one time to survey where everything was at but didn't have time to stop in. I used to head out to Oxon Hill and always had a good time but that's a 45 minute drive for me and just too long to drive for some poontang unless I'm heading to NoVa for something. Those are really your best bets.

[BMoreDog69]

I had heard that a lady in the place off Rt 40 in Ellicott City, Pinetree Lane I think, may have offered extras, but that was over a year ago, unconfirmed, may have been YMMV, etc. I went once and vowed never to return.

I highly doubt it. With Nana it may have been possible if you were a long term regular. Maybe. But you woulda paid a premium and her looks and body just aren't worth it. With old deep cheeks, I mean, she gives fake BJs. That tells you everything you need to know. Although she did say if she knew I was the age I was (somehow we ended up talking about my age) she would have offered FS (didn't specify whether it was covered but I assume it was). AMPs don't tend to offer that much these days. Half of them dump hand sanitizer on your hands when you walk in and then make you put a glove on (literally!) if you touch anywhere below the waist.

[BobbiBrown1981]

"Decades".

Yeah that explains it. Old trust hole in the wall. But I do want to know if you veterans know if BBFSCIP is on the table. Call me crazy, but dammit I need to fulfill something.

I highly doubt it. With Nana it may have been possible if you were a long term regular. Maybe. But you woulda paid a premium and her looks and body just aren't worth it. With old deep cheeks, I mean, she gives fake BJs. That tells you everything you need to know. Although she did say if she knew I was the age I was (somehow we ended up talking about my age) she would have offered FS (didn't specify whether it was covered but I assume it was). AMPs don't tend to offer that much these days. Half of them dump hand sanitizer on your hands when you walk in and then make you put a glove on (literally!) if you touch anywhere below the waist.

[DCHung]

"Decades".

Yeah that explains it. Old trust hole in the wall. But I do want to know if you veterans know if BBFSCIP is on the table. Call me crazy, but dammit I need to fulfill something.

You'll be lucky to get CFS yet alone BBFS.

[Gmni88]

Lotus has been this way for decades. Literally.

"Decades".

Yeah that explains it. Old trust hole in the wall. But I do want to know if you veterans know if BBFSCIP is on the table. Call me crazy, but dammit I need to fulfill something.

[BMoreDog69]

Lotus has been this way for decades. Literally.

Don't hold your breath my friend. Lotus has never been top quality. I went there years ago when I first wandered into the fray and they did have more girls working but they still weren't super top notch. Just sufficient. These days they have had the same two old birds in there for over a year. I have spoken to a few people on the forum and there was talk of a young (er) thinner provider who worked a weird schedule but I found myself continuously getting stuck with the same old women every time I went so I stopped going. The only good news is it is a FS provider if that's what you want. It's just not going to be with someone who you imagined yourself banging. One of the ladies is older and is thinning in her hair on her head; I saw way too much scalp. Her mid section is kinda like a keg, and her chest boasts triangular boobs. She kinda looks like shrek in the face. Honestly her vagina is actually beautiful but the rest of her makes it hard to keep an erection. I think she goes by Nana.

The other woman had a great big butt but she walks with a weird limp and gives fake BBBJs. I did finger her butt once and another time, OTC rubbed her clit while she gave me the fake goods. It wasn't ideal but I was in it at that point so I made the best of it. Her breath doesn't smell great either. I don't know her name but she always tells me "come back we have young girls next time," even when I just pass her on the way out.

Both of them are very nice and I've drawn them two times a piece over an 18 month span. They aren't ideal looks wise but they scratch an itch.

Don't get me wrong though, I am in no way promoting Lotus. Just giving an account of my experiences.

[BobbiBrown1981]

I honestly think the quality just needs to go up at LS. I don't want to feel like I'm with one of the Golden girls. Ace charged way too much and barely gave anything.

Don't hold your breath my friend. Lotus has never been top quality. I went there years ago when I first wandered into the fray and they did have more girls working but they still weren't super top notch. Just sufficient. These days they have had the same two old birds in there for over a year. I have spoken to a few people on the forum and there was talk of a young (er) thinner provider who worked a weird schedule but I found myself continuously getting stuck with the same old women every time I went so I stopped going. The only good news is it is a FS provider if that's what you want. It's just not going to be with someone who you imagined yourself banging. One of the ladies is older and is thinning in her hair on her head; I saw way too much scalp. Her mid section is kinda like a keg, and her chest boasts triangular boobs. She kinda looks like shrek in the face. Honestly her vagina is actually beautiful but the rest of her makes it hard to keep an erection. I think she goes by Nana.

The other woman had a great big butt but she walks with a weird limp and gives fake BBBJs. I did finger her butt once and another time, OTC rubbed her clit while she gave me the fake goods. It wasn't ideal but I was in it at that point so I made the best of it. Her breath doesn't smell great either. I don't know her name but she always tells me "come back we have young girls next time," even when I just pass her on the way out.

Both of them are very nice and I've drawn them two times a piece over an 18 month span. They aren't ideal looks wise but they scratch an itch.

Don't get me wrong though, I am in no way promoting Lotus. Just giving an account of my experiences.

[Gmni88]

I honestly think the quality just needs to go up at LS. I don't want to feel like I'm with one of the Golden girls. Ace charged way too much and barely gave anything.

[BMoreDog69]

I went to Silk for years before it was Silk. Back then I wasn't looking for FS, so the all simulated stuff worked for me, but that's what you get most of the time. Though it's been years for me. I have had a fair amount bare camel slide at Silk, but that's about the most exciting it's been. IMO, Silk has always been over-priced, but the ladies were also usually younger (not young) and better looking than any other place in the area. Over many years only one lady actually provided an actual BJ and FS. I'd say that Silk is a niche spa w / are to the ladies and services.

I've never had FS at Silk. The ones I saw years ago (Jasmine, Coco) do simulated BJ (lots of soft / slow touching and rubbing) and nuru / sliding with the clit. No penetration.

[BobbiBrown1981]

The few times I've went I've only gotten a HJ. First time was nothing. Been there a few times and nothing but a HJ for me. Trying to find better options rn.

Lotus is a hit every time. And I don't even go often. CFS is usually on the table. There is one older chick who noticed simulated BJs but last time she said she thought I was older and if she knew she would give me bang bang as she only does it for older customers. I'm only 42 but she thought I was in my late 20's. She doesn't mess with young guys. She's not really all that attractive but she does have a huge ass. But it's honestly not hard to get it there. It's the only place in Howard county I've ever gotten it multiple times from multiple providers (that's still open).

[DCHung]

I've never had FS at Silk. The ones I saw years ago (Jasmine, Coco) do simulated BJ (lots of soft / slow touching and rubbing) and nuru / sliding with the clit. No penetration.

Same here never FS at Silk. At the very best a camel toe slide.

[AirRade]

The few times I've went I've only gotten a HJ. First time was nothing. Been there a few times and nothing but a HJ for me. Trying to find better options rn.

I've never had FS at Silk. The ones I saw years ago (Jasmine, Coco) do simulated BJ (lots of soft / slow touching and rubbing) and nuru / sliding with the clit. No penetration.

[Gmni88]

The few times I've went I've only gotten a HJ. First time was nothing. Been there a few times and nothing but a HJ for me. Trying to find better options rn.

Had a noona that rubbed me twice so damn good. It was so slow, so good. I popped hard. The first time she was a little apprehensive. The second time I went she enjoyed it and told me to "bring condom. " Never met her again. She wasn't at silk.

Then I had some stick up the ass. I got her name, it was Molla. I want my noona back!

At least at LS I got a pop there from a QT Ajumma who liked tickling my AH. All of that was for $1. 8. I'm not a cheapskate, but no more than $. 6 to the H, and 1. 4 to the provider. Especially for the quality out here.

[XShadowX]

Howard county isn't the place to go for people who just want to pop in from time to time. If you are a regular you might get lucky but the only place offering routine CFS is Lotus, and there doesn't seem to be anyone in that entire building who seems worthy of doing that with. Silk is also bad. They have bad case of GPS and I've had rude providers twice in the last 18 months to the point where I won't go back. I will say silk opened the menu and you can get a CBJ in the 69 position but the last time I went the provider gave me attitude because I kept holding her cheeks open while she serviced me on top. Idk why she was so bitter I didn't do anything without permission it was just hard to see in the room with lights so low. At any rate. 8 probably won't get you CFS these days. I'm not sure of any well known establishments that do that for less than 1. 2.

The few times I've went I've only gotten a HJ. First time was nothing. Been there a few times and nothing but a HJ for me. Trying to find better options rn.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Old heauxs at LS, cocky overpricing at Ace. This area bites. $. 8 should get me CFS, but it got me a HJ with option to DATY (No thanks). DM me with any sweet spots, why'all. Please! RL is gone, nothing replaced it. Dammit this sucks. Just want an affordable QT noona who wants to have fun.

Howard county isn't the place to go for people who just want to pop in from time to time. If you are a regular you might get lucky but the only place offering routine CFS is Lotus, and there doesn't seem to be anyone in that entire building who seems worthy of doing that with. Silk is also bad. They have bad case of GPS and I've had rude providers twice in the last 18 months to the point where I won't go back. I will say silk opened the menu and you can get a CBJ in the 69 position but the last time I went the provider gave me attitude because I kept holding her cheeks open while she serviced me on top. Idk why she was so bitter I didn't do anything without permission it was just hard to see in the room with lights so low. At any rate. 8 probably won't get you CFS these days. I'm not sure of any well known establishments that do that for less than 1. 2.