Escort Reports

[RickPete69]

Anyone have and info on her? https://tryst.link/escort/meetyourgem Thanks in advance.

[FunnyBoner]

Thanks for saving me 6 bills!

Also wondering about this one, but seems too cheap to be true. https://tryst.link/online/hellocelestia.

That rate appears to be for an hour ONLINE. So I would agree its TGTBT.

[RobertSeeks]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...7/043280920650

So, am I correct in assuming that this is the Gypsy who was just reported for a cash and dash? If so, that's a shame because she looks damn fine.

Yeah, that's Gypsy. I'm still hoping the dash was a misunderstanding or just a poor reaction to someone she didn't want to bump uglies with. Reluctantly removing her from my short list. She was a lot of fun when she's on her game correctly.

[Arbor]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...7/043280920650

So, am I correct in assuming that this is the Gypsy who was just reported for a cash and dash? If so, that's a shame because she looks damn fine.

That's correct, same girl. She reached back out to me a few days ago from a different number basically be littling me for making a post. Claiming it was only 220 $ and she had an "emergency" when she dashed on me.

[Gyxser70]

Bad hygiene is my pet peeve, they want us freshly showered and the higher end girls request it in the ads. Yet they eat like shit which causes there juices to smell or they're just horrible at washing down there. Like how hard is is to use a shower head on a handle and soap to really scrub and clean your v and ass.

Unfortunately my nose is really sensitive, I usually can smell sex, some girls has been really bad, some actually good smelling. Fortunately my wife doesn't have this problem, I would have left after after the first few fucks. Which I certainly have with other girls I dated.

Yup! No matter what I'm doing, I always have A1 hygiene. It's a turn on when a girl has a completely scentless pussy. Most girls, though, most likely including this one have a diet of Flaming Hot Cheetos and a lifestyle that involves vaping and smoking I really thought paying a premium would mean something but most likely I'll splurge once in a great while on a model or something. I don't know how some of you guys do it banging cheapo's in crummy hotels.

[Gyxser70]

"Fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk or something" That's classic!

Yup. It's amazing to me how in this day and age people aren't turned on to using bidets, or wet moist wipes. If you're not using either one, you're leaving dry doo doo behind.

[FanOfSluts]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...7/043280920650

So, am I correct in assuming that this is the Gypsy who was just reported for a cash and dash? If so, that's a shame because she looks damn fine.

[WhutsNext]

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Once the rubber came on she started on top and I could barely grab onto her sides and she started to say that was too tight. I was just erect enough to fuck but it wasn't all there. I suggested I get on top and that's when I started to get a little rhythm going but as I'm pumping her she full on apologizes to me for not having brushed her teeth at all just as if we're having a normal conversation while I'm trying to just get there. Her teeth aren't that nice either.

Finally I turned her over and thought doggy would get me there. Nope. I could hardly pump and then she started to say how it was too much weight and pressure on her. SMH. I was hardly doing anything. To top it off, as I was fucking her from the back I was kind of starting to get a smell, fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk or something. Never in my life hobby or gf's have I gotten a whiff of oddness when fucking. Most likely she probably took a huge dump before I got there.

I finally sat up on the bed and we talked a little more. She got up and went into the bathroom and started to piss and it was loud as hell LOL. After she got dressed she started to clean her place up more and it was kind of the cue time for me to go. I'm just sitting on her bed naked with a limp noodle and the rubber still on but I was more than ready to go. I got dressed she thanked me and wanted me to see her again. I showed myself out and couldn't have left quick enough.

"Fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk or something" That's classic!

[FinallyJoined]

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Once the rubber came on she started on top and I could barely grab onto her sides and she started to say that was too tight. I was just erect enough to fuck but it wasn't all there. I suggested I get on top and that's when I started to get a little rhythm going but as I'm pumping her she full on apologizes to me for not having brushed her teeth at all just as if we're having a normal conversation while I'm trying to just get there. Her teeth aren't that nice either.

Finally I turned her over and thought doggy would get me there. Nope. I could hardly pump and then she started to say how it was too much weight and pressure on her. SMH. I was hardly doing anything. To top it off, as I was fucking her from the back I was kind of starting to get a smell, fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk or something. Never in my life hobby or gf's have I gotten a whiff of oddness when fucking. Most likely she probably took a huge dump before I got there.

I finally sat up on the bed and we talked a little more. She got up and went into the bathroom and started to piss and it was loud as hell LOL. After she got dressed she started to clean her place up more and it was kind of the cue time for me to go. I'm just sitting on her bed naked with a limp noodle and the rubber still on but I was more than ready to go. I got dressed she thanked me and wanted me to see her again. I showed myself out and couldn't have left quick enough.

Talk about being catfished. You guys are out here doing gods work! So happy I checked here first! Let me know if anyone has recommendations. I tried Jazz in Novi (see Detroit board) but no reply.

[Rubbur]

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Once the rubber came on she started on top and I could barely grab onto her sides and she started to say that was too tight. I was just erect enough to fuck but it wasn't all there. I suggested I get on top and that's when I started to get a little rhythm going but as I'm pumping her she full on apologizes to me for not having brushed her teeth at all just as if we're having a normal conversation while I'm trying to just get there. Her teeth aren't that nice either.

Fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk. I think I just found my new band name. "Butthole Musk".

[HarryDude]

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Bad hygiene is my pet peeve, they want us freshly showered and the higher end girls request it in the ads. Yet they eat like shit which causes there juices to smell or they're just horrible at washing down there. Like how hard is is to use a shower head on a handle and soap to really scrub and clean your v and ass.

Unfortunately my nose is really sensitive, I usually can smell sex, some girls has been really bad, some actually good smelling. Fortunately my wife doesn't have this problem, I would have left after after the first few fucks. Which I certainly have with other girls I dated.

[Gyxser70]

Looking at spending way more than I usually do and treat myself. Anyone with info on Adaline Ryan? Or any higher lever provider recommendations? https://tryst.link/escort/adalinerayn.

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Once the rubber came on she started on top and I could barely grab onto her sides and she started to say that was too tight. I was just erect enough to fuck but it wasn't all there. I suggested I get on top and that's when I started to get a little rhythm going but as I'm pumping her she full on apologizes to me for not having brushed her teeth at all just as if we're having a normal conversation while I'm trying to just get there. Her teeth aren't that nice either.

Finally I turned her over and thought doggy would get me there. Nope. I could hardly pump and then she started to say how it was too much weight and pressure on her. SMH. I was hardly doing anything. To top it off, as I was fucking her from the back I was kind of starting to get a smell, fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk or something. Never in my life hobby or gf's have I gotten a whiff of oddness when fucking. Most likely she probably took a huge dump before I got there.

I finally sat up on the bed and we talked a little more. She got up and went into the bathroom and started to piss and it was loud as hell LOL. After she got dressed she started to clean her place up more and it was kind of the cue time for me to go. I'm just sitting on her bed naked with a limp noodle and the rubber still on but I was more than ready to go. I got dressed she thanked me and wanted me to see her again. I showed myself out and couldn't have left quick enough.

[FinallyJoined]

Well save your money. Scheduling and communication is hit or miss. Not GFE. Lots of rules. Messy place with dog. $250 would be better donation than what I paid.
I recommend Alita Lee.

Thanks for saving me 6 bills!

Also wondering about this one, but seems too cheap to be true. https://tryst.link/online/hellocelestia.

[Zeek2120]

Well save your money. Scheduling and communication is hit or miss. Not GFE. Lots of rules. Messy place with dog. $250 would be better donation than what I paid.
I recommend Alita Lee.

Good luck getting a hold of Alita lee she don't answer text for days later canceled on me 2 times.

[PhatUnit]

Looking at spending way more than I usually do and treat myself. Anyone with info on Adaline Ryan? Or any higher lever provider recommendations? https://tryst.link/escort/adalinerayn.

Well save your money. Scheduling and communication is hit or miss. Not GFE. Lots of rules. Messy place with dog. $250 would be better donation than what I paid.
I recommend Alita Lee.