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[FinallyJoined]

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Once the rubber came on she started on top and I could barely grab onto her sides and she started to say that was too tight. I was just erect enough to fuck but it wasn't all there. I suggested I get on top and that's when I started to get a little rhythm going but as I'm pumping her she full on apologizes to me for not having brushed her teeth at all just as if we're having a normal conversation while I'm trying to just get there. Her teeth aren't that nice either.

Finally I turned her over and thought doggy would get me there. Nope. I could hardly pump and then she started to say how it was too much weight and pressure on her. SMH. I was hardly doing anything. To top it off, as I was fucking her from the back I was kind of starting to get a smell, fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk or something. Never in my life hobby or gf's have I gotten a whiff of oddness when fucking. Most likely she probably took a huge dump before I got there.

I finally sat up on the bed and we talked a little more. She got up and went into the bathroom and started to piss and it was loud as hell LOL. After she got dressed she started to clean her place up more and it was kind of the cue time for me to go. I'm just sitting on her bed naked with a limp noodle and the rubber still on but I was more than ready to go. I got dressed she thanked me and wanted me to see her again. I showed myself out and couldn't have left quick enough.

Talk about being catfished. You guys are out here doing gods work! So happy I checked here first! Let me know if anyone has recommendations. I tried Jazz in Novi (see Detroit board) but no reply.

[Rubbur]

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Once the rubber came on she started on top and I could barely grab onto her sides and she started to say that was too tight. I was just erect enough to fuck but it wasn't all there. I suggested I get on top and that's when I started to get a little rhythm going but as I'm pumping her she full on apologizes to me for not having brushed her teeth at all just as if we're having a normal conversation while I'm trying to just get there. Her teeth aren't that nice either.

Fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk. I think I just found my new band name. "Butthole Musk".

[HarryDude]

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Bad hygiene is my pet peeve, they want us freshly showered and the higher end girls request it in the ads. Yet they eat like shit which causes there juices to smell or they're just horrible at washing down there. Like how hard is is to use a shower head on a handle and soap to really scrub and clean your v and ass.

Unfortunately my nose is really sensitive, I usually can smell sex, some girls has been really bad, some actually good smelling. Fortunately my wife doesn't have this problem, I would have left after after the first few fucks. Which I certainly have with other girls I dated.

[Gyxser70]

Looking at spending way more than I usually do and treat myself. Anyone with info on Adaline Ryan? Or any higher lever provider recommendations? https://tryst.link/escort/adalinerayn.

I've finally had time to write this but the experience I had with her, is what ultimately put me over the edge and finally decided to take a break.

I went into it with the same mindset: "I'm going to treat myself and splurge on this young 20 something with a banging body". Side note- never again will I see a provider who is covering their face, etc. In their photos. I don't give a flying F about all the 11 50 million excuses these women come up with as to why they can't show themselves and what we're buying.

I'm not big stickler on grammar, but when I initially reached out to her every single reply of hers had absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Call me petty, but that really stuck out to me as a turnoff.

I opted for just 30 minutes because I thought $400 is plenty. She hosts in a townhome / apartment in an end unit. It's a clean complex, so no issue there. I walk up & knock and I'm greeted by her and two small dogs; Woof- her face is hit maybe 4/10 on a good day to some of you but really like a 3 for me.

She was dressed in athletic shorts and a tank top. Her hair was up as if she had just gotten out of the shower. She was pleasant in general and we walked up the stairs. I asked to use her bathroom, and I thought it was kind of gross some hair in the sink and looked like there was a bit in the tub. As I'm freshening up, she's trying to tidy her bed up which I thought I had messaged her 2 hours prior to meeting and she still really didn't seem ready. Through all this I wasn't feeling it. I should have bailed, but I'm an idiot at times so press on.

As we both sat on the bed and continued to talk I had noticed (unless she was being lazy) she had hairy armpits. I don't find any appeal to that and couldn't believe it. It wasn't at a man level, but you definitely noticed it. Once we started to talk more, my pants came off as did her shirt. Her body is nice but I could hardly touch her boobs and she started to tell me be careful, etc.

Once the rubber came on she started on top and I could barely grab onto her sides and she started to say that was too tight. I was just erect enough to fuck but it wasn't all there. I suggested I get on top and that's when I started to get a little rhythm going but as I'm pumping her she full on apologizes to me for not having brushed her teeth at all just as if we're having a normal conversation while I'm trying to just get there. Her teeth aren't that nice either.

Finally I turned her over and thought doggy would get me there. Nope. I could hardly pump and then she started to say how it was too much weight and pressure on her. SMH. I was hardly doing anything. To top it off, as I was fucking her from the back I was kind of starting to get a smell, fucked pussy smell mixed with like butthole musk or something. Never in my life hobby or gf's have I gotten a whiff of oddness when fucking. Most likely she probably took a huge dump before I got there.

I finally sat up on the bed and we talked a little more. She got up and went into the bathroom and started to piss and it was loud as hell LOL. After she got dressed she started to clean her place up more and it was kind of the cue time for me to go. I'm just sitting on her bed naked with a limp noodle and the rubber still on but I was more than ready to go. I got dressed she thanked me and wanted me to see her again. I showed myself out and couldn't have left quick enough.

[FinallyJoined]

Well save your money. Scheduling and communication is hit or miss. Not GFE. Lots of rules. Messy place with dog. $250 would be better donation than what I paid.
I recommend Alita Lee.

Thanks for saving me 6 bills!

Also wondering about this one, but seems too cheap to be true. https://tryst.link/online/hellocelestia.

[Zeek2120]

Well save your money. Scheduling and communication is hit or miss. Not GFE. Lots of rules. Messy place with dog. $250 would be better donation than what I paid.
I recommend Alita Lee.

Good luck getting a hold of Alita lee she don't answer text for days later canceled on me 2 times.

[PhatUnit]

Looking at spending way more than I usually do and treat myself. Anyone with info on Adaline Ryan? Or any higher lever provider recommendations? https://tryst.link/escort/adalinerayn.

Well save your money. Scheduling and communication is hit or miss. Not GFE. Lots of rules. Messy place with dog. $250 would be better donation than what I paid.
I recommend Alita Lee.

[FinallyJoined]

Looking at spending way more than I usually do and treat myself. Anyone with info on Adaline Ryan? Or any higher lever provider recommendations? https://tryst.link/escort/adalinerayn.

[TheBanger69]

Interested to know if anyone has met with Lilly yet? Coms seem good and located right downtown.

https://www.skipthegames.com/posts/a...u/229764233191

I seen Lily she is cool great BBBJ and tight kitty she is a little hyper and can't really handle it really deep to long but worth the visit I will repeat.

[RayLatoole]

Googled the phone number and came back to a. Dude posting from Howell.

Looks like they're sharing a phone. I like her look but if I'm going to meet up with her boyfriend I don't think I'll be calling her back.

[RayLatoole]

Googled the phone number and came back to a. Dude posting from Howell.

I texted her about a week ago. She works out of her apartment or she can do a cardate, according to the text. On the day I contacted her, she said we could use the apartment because she would be alone all day long. I would use caution in seeing her especially with the current info of a guy attached to that phone number. Her pics do look interesting though!

[AnnArborCindy]

Does this Cindy have any ads? Any images? How does she look? How's her attitude, quality of service etc?

You can always message me. PM.

Cindy.

[LotharioPK]

Dixie called me and she apologized for taking so long, but she is settled in Ann Arbor and will start answering her phone. She is trying to reconstitute her MegaPersonals ad after she got hacked and left the hobby for a while. Watch for her new posts over the next couple of days. New # is XXX-XXX-2870.

[SpartaAbra]

I want to know if anyone has had any experience with Curvy Chris.

Saw her last year, she looked better than ever! Lost weight since my last visit. No longer in Ypsi, now on AA west side. Presumably still there. I kinda lost track of her over the years because no CIM, but she's still lots of fun and a safe reliable provider.

[RobertSeeks]

I want to know if anyone has had any experience with Curvy Chris.

Oh wow, there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I've seen her several times, almost a decade ago. I assumed she retired or got into a new relationship. Very good massage (I saw her sometimes for the massage alone) along with nice extras, everything covered, but enthusiastic.

Obviously I can't give you any recent details as the last time I saw her was probably 5 years ago, but I'm going to have to ring her up and see if I can schedule something as well.