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10-28-24 01:24 #14155Banned Member

Posts: 72What's the best way to permanently remove butthole hair?
I'd love to give rimming a try at an AMP, but too self-conscious about my gorilla tier ass hair. Trimming it does some good short term but it always grows back of course. Even after arriving with a good shower before hands I still feel self-conscious due to all the hair and possible residual odor. Every shower always involves lots of extra scrubbing to get all the wadded up masses of t. P. Out of the jungle hair around butthole and it would great too get rid of it permanently. I tried waxing several times before but ended up hundreds of gross red razor bumps and several ingrown ass hairs.
Originally Posted by AussieFury
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10-28-24 01:22 #14154Senior Member

Posts: 134Peony in Kirkland
Coco is gorgeous. As described by the post below. Lisa is also at Peony and also gorgeous. And is the one that provides a bit more than Coco.
You don't need to tell them that I sent you. That's just stupid. WTF is going on at these weird attempts at weird flexes?
"oh hey, Big Monkey sent me. " or "oh hey, Brown 29 told me about you".
Stupid.
Originally Posted by Belltownmonger
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10-27-24 19:05 #14153Senior Member

Posts: 99+1 Tokyo Spa Victoria and Mia
Thanks for the confirmation, Aussie. If your schedule permits, I recommend stopping by Tokyo Spa during off peak hours. Ideally midweek and midday. When things are not rushed, Victoria gives you her full attention. As others have noted, Victoria has a slim body, large breasts, and an attractive face.
Originally Posted by AussieFury
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I had a duo with Victoria and Megan before Megan's departure to Lollibee. I returned to spend a dedicated session with Victoria. BimForFun is exactly right. For Victoria's one hour rate, she will let you pop twice. When things are not rushed, Victoria gave a relaxing massage while I recovered after pop number one. One of Victoria's differentiating qualities are her great attitude. The second pop took more time, but Victoria is patient and never complained whenever I changed positions. Mia stopped by to upsell the duo, but I passed that day. Mia is cute and after confirmations of their good chemistry, I will try the duo next.
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10-27-24 13:15 #14152Senior Member

Posts: 66M Spa. Bellevue
50/70 house fee with 150 fixed rate for dental dam CBJ (legit dental dam vs Saran Wrap). House rules are clothing stays on and no FS. But UTC okay.
I drew lulu a decent looking enough mid age slightly MILFy spinner with nice perky b's. Skirt came up, panties down enough for access and top came up braless. She was bubbly, enthusiastic and cuddly.
Massage was okay, not bad for parlor but not as good as you get at an HJ only shop. BJ (69 with DATY) was enthusiastic but a bit teethy.
Okay enough experience and likable staff but I doubt I will repeat. 200 for CFS from B Spa (less than a mile away) or 130 for good massage and HJ at Fall Health makes them not worth the price point for me.
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10-27-24 01:17 #14151Regular Member

Posts: 3Peony in Kirkland 11 xx 98th Ave NE
Coco at Peony is really gorgeous. Maybe she's the hot one some other poster's friend mentioned. She looks like a k-pop girl with some Chinese facial features; hard to describe but super memorable and she's quite young. She says she's 25 but looks 18. $120 for an hour and HJ. This is not an FS place, or at least she doesn't, which is a shame because the rooms are fully enclosed with a decent amount of soundproofing. Massage was mostly teasing, she got on all fours on my back which was nice.
Mamasan responded to "BigMonkey". If you see Coco tell her "Brown 29" told you about her.
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10-26-24 19:08 #14150Senior Member

Posts: 414Candy at Shangrila
Stopped by Good in Renton but saw 5 cars so decided to go on a little adventure today.
Decided on Shangrila for some reasons.
Met with Candy, a cute little Taiwanese, probably mid to late 20 ish.
Close to no English. Started with a really nice massage for 30 minutes.
Then I flipped, she said fuck? I said yes. She went out to get a cover.
Nice sloppy BBBJ, but no DATY or 69. No kissing, either.
The cover comes on, she insisted on mish, I agreed. A bit more of LFK with a little bit of tongue. Was nice. Lots of fake moaning, so I just finished. It was overall underwhelming. We exchanged numbers but not sure if I would go back.
If there is not enough discussion on this board, I believe there are reasons for it. I learned it hard way.
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10-26-24 18:58 #14149Senior Member

Posts: 1244Thanks. I didn't even conisider that.
Originally Posted by ShogunHua
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10-26-24 12:11 #14148Senior Member

Posts: 148?
Is BBFS available?
Originally Posted by AussieFury
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10-26-24 09:57 #14147Shill account, ignore all posts

Posts: 368Joey
Made the drive down to Good Massage (Renton) to see Joey. This was my 4th time seeing her; she has quickly become my ATF in the Seattle area.
Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 5/5.
Overall: 4/5.
Services: DFK, TUMA, BBBJ, DT, CFS.
PROS:
- TUMA / Rimming is next level; top tier.
- BBBJ is amazing, and her DT is the stuff of legend.
- She can really take a pounding.
CONS:
- Physically she doesn't compete with the other ladies at Good / ShangHai.
Don't sleep on this one!
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10-26-24 01:20 #14146Senior Member

Posts: 817You probably already checked, but the last activity on RM was back in 2018 and 2015 before that, so I can't imagine that they are providing many extras.
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10-26-24 01:16 #14145Senior Member

Posts: 1244Does anyone have any experience with (new) royal massage off factoria blvd in Bellevue?
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10-25-24 17:12 #14144Banned Member

Posts: 2302Weekly Phenix Visit
Phenix Spa in Burien. As long as Yao is there I will be visiting weekly. HyperMILF. They simply don't make women hotter. To call her erotically gifted is an understatement. It's as if she can read your dick's mind.
She told me she prefers when customers tell her that "Big Monkey" told them about this place because she knows "they no trouble. " That tells me that the average USAG reader is not an asshole. She says she is more at ease knowing someone didn't just stumble in off the street or from an online ad.
Whenever a girl this good gets noticed, I always wonder if other girls at a spa try to pass themselves off as the "VIP girl. " I learned last week that's what the spa girls call the girl who generates the most requests and apparently it often comes with perks like choice of room, fewer cleanup chores, etc. So if you want to make sure it's actually her, Yao has a single color tattoo of a womans's head and face on her back just below her left shoulder. She's 5' 7" thin, amazing ass, long black hair, good English, and a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.
The other girl there is Coco. A lot shorter, a little older, bangs, tight litte bod tho and not unattractive. Her English isn't good, but I did hear through the wall today as she serviced a client. I overhead "ApplePay" and so I asked Yao "You guys take APPLEPAY? Yep. 2024 is wild. Paying for poon with your phone / watch. Anyway, Yao and I were just chilling quietly but ApplePay dude gave Coco the BUSINESS thru that wall or maybe she gave it to him. Hard. You go, ApplePay dude. If you read this tell us more about Coco?
Dentist office upstairs is closed on the weekend so I usually like Saturday and Sunday here so I can get as loud as I want. But I went mid week this time.
Yao is the least repetitive provider I have ever visited. She has no script. She just reads your dick's mind.
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10-25-24 16:49 #14143Shill account, ignore all posts

Posts: 368I saw Emma on 20 Sept during my last visit to Seattle. Her DT was indeed amazing, and she did finish me with CIM. CFS was a bit of an issue because she was initially worried about my size. She didn't handle Mish or Standing Mish too well, but she was fine with hitting from the rear.
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10-25-24 12:28 #14142Regular Member

Posts: 1Evergreen Massage Lynnwood
This was 2 weeks ago (finally got registered on here after years of trying, Gmail won't accept emails from this site, I tried many emails anyways) saw this place, stopped on a whim after scouting Vivi and was too busy. Saw Paula, tallish, 30 something, all natural, pretty good looking, big giant eraser nips, CBJ / CFS and that's it, $$.
Glad I can finally contribute!
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10-25-24 11:38 #14141Banned Member

Posts: 2302Emma
The Tacoma Massage forum is essentially taken over by Mia reports, but if you're looking to be rimmed and deep throated until you pass out, Emma at Lulu is great. Tell her Big Monkey sent you. She's great.






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