Strip Club Reports

[AirTouchOne]

Simple solution is ask the waitress or beertender if she is in today.

I thought about that but with the music so crazy load and the language barrier it's difficult. Yes, I could have use the google translate thing but I didn't feel like it.

[SumDumbFuk]

Have been in a number of times to try and meet her with no luck. Don't necessarily want to walk around the whole club asking if each one of them is Jade LOL.

Simple solution is ask the waitress or beertender if she is in today.

[AirTouchOne]

Haha, I know! I went back today and the cleaning crew was mopping the floor. I probably got there around 12:30 and stayed more than an hour and still couldn't figure out who is Jade or even if she was there.

Have been in a number of times to try and meet her with no luck. Don't necessarily want to walk around the whole club asking if each one of them is Jade LOL.

[Ejent]

Since I'm in town I drove over to PP to hopefully meet Jade today. Once I got there this brunette cuban stop by while I was sitting at the bar I couldn't hear b / c they were just blasting the music. We settled for some fun and once in back she wanted the money. I said no and showed her the money and placed on the floor. Well, long story short I ended the session after about a 4 minutes, flipped her a 25 and walked out. Went back to finish my beer and to look at this site. I figured out who this dancer was and it was Camile. As posted stay away from her, not worth the aggravation.

There were a lot of dancers but no one was dancing to the loud ass music. What does Jade look like? I may try going up there again tomorrow.

Have been in a number of times to try and meet her with no luck. Don't necessarily want to walk around the whole club asking if each one of them is Jade LOL.

[AirTouchOne]

Since I'm in town I drove over to PP to hopefully meet Jade today. Once I got there this brunette cuban stop by while I was sitting at the bar I couldn't hear b / c they were just blasting the music. We settled for some fun and once in back she wanted the money. I said no and showed her the money and placed on the floor. Well, long story short I ended the session after about a 4 minutes, flipped her a 25 and walked out. Went back to finish my beer and to look at this site. I figured out who this dancer was and it was Camile. As posted stay away from her, not worth the aggravation.

There were a lot of dancers but no one was dancing to the loud ass music. What does Jade look like? I may try going up there again tomorrow.

[Shakes77]

Did you ever get any midget info?

She was at Ybor Strip Saturday night.

[SpeedRacerV]

So I just found out yesterday that little cutie a. K. a. The midget is no longer at Ybor for the past couple of months. Of course the lady I talked to at the club was receptive to telling me where she may have went. I know there is a pretty big midget population in the Tampa area from what I can find online. Does anybody know of any other little strippers or escorts? I'll be down next week and would love to check that off of my bucket list. If you guys ever need any Tennessee or Atlanta help, let me know.

Did you ever get any midget info?

[Manomissio]

Hey there. My buddy and I are visiting your lovely city from Orlando. I've heard great things about the strip clubs here in Tampa. But I have no idea which ones to go to or what to say to get that full menu, ya know.

I'd greatly appreciate some tips, or even some recommendations for some girls to text. Happy to provide some UTRs or tips for the Orlando area in return.

What are you looking for?

[LeesburgFun91]

Hey there. My buddy and I are visiting your lovely city from Orlando. I've heard great things about the strip clubs here in Tampa. But I have no idea which ones to go to or what to say to get that full menu, ya know.

I'd greatly appreciate some tips, or even some recommendations for some girls to text. Happy to provide some UTRs or tips for the Orlando area in return.

[PtDeep51]

This a late report from the Tuesday before Milton hit on that Wednesday. Went to PP around 3-4 pm. Only one girl working. So I sat at the bar and had a beer.

I must have stuck out like a sore thumb because within a minute or two the one girl walked over and began feeling up. Cynthia or Cindy, I can't remember. Pretty Hispanic girl, couldn't tell where she was from. I just know Google translate got the job done with negotiations. Negotiated $$ with room included. Felt like I was walking back into a dungeon and was overthinking things. It couldn't of gone better. Cindy loves to DK and I spent at least 5 minutes just pretending I was back in college. She is a spinner with B+ tits and a bubble butt. Paid for I think 15 minutes, I could be wrong. Was thinking with the other head at the time. It didn't matter, we went at it for about a half hour. No one came back and bothered us. BBBJ with spitting and DT with FFing then I returned the favor with some ass and pussy worship. I'm getting happy just remembering it all. BBBJ but anything else was covered. I told her I was originally looking for Jade and she was like, "now you come looking for me" on Google Translate of course!

The whole experience made the next few days of hurricane weather and then no electric and stuck in the house with the family bearable.

[ThirstyGuy]

Been there a few times, avoid this place. Visited at 11 p on a Wednesday, $10 entry, all girls are on their phones. No one on stage. Tries to make eye contact, zero desire from ladies to do anything but check their IG and OF. This is a place to have two beers and leave in dissapointment and regret.

[ThirstyGuy]

Been here a couple times now, as it's close to Lowes which I visit often. So stopped in to see what's the what.

After the couple of visits, I've come to the conclusion this is more a titty bar than a strip club. Meaning -- its a bar, which serves beer and has TVs, and maybe a lady who wants to offer something. But this is not a strip club with ladies who like want to dance and, I don't know. Strip? Want to make money?

We'll focus on my most recent visit, which was a Wednesday night around 11 p. I park in the lot in back, and as I parking I'm getting eye'd by two ladies at the back door having a smoke and whatnot. I walk to the front door and grab a spot at the bar. Bartender gets me a beer, $4. 75. I drop a $10, she gets beer and leaves change. There's 3 dudes at the bar on my left talking with the bartender, there's a a gaggle of ladies in a far corner all on their phones. A few guys in the kitchen (doing something with boxes or whatever, and a lady sitting with a guy in the lounge area. No one on stage. Whatever, it could be a shift change. Fine. I'll watch the TV.

I get about half way through the beer. One of the girls who was smoking out back is the now apparently the door girl. She comes up to me and says "$10 entry fee". OK, I play along. The 3 guys to my left are having a Great time doing some game with the bartender involving post-its. Yelling and hooting it up, owning the place. Excellent, enjoy. Then a new bartender walks up, taps the other one out, new bartender grabs the change on the bar and puts it in the tip jar. I guess there's a time limit with money on the bar. Normally I leave it there in case I want another, but again, whatever.

I'm desperately looking around the place, trying to make some eye contact with Any female at this point. The 3 guys are still hooting and hollering, the gaggle of girls are all still on their phones. And felt like I was at a bastard child at a family reunion and didn't belong. Despite having a pile of cash burning a hole in my pocket and wanting some playtime.

Hey look, two girls appear on stage in bikinis. Finally something to look at other than TVs and the cliques which are obvious in this place. They attempt a sext dance, which looks like they totally do Not want to be up there. Again, I make eye contact with them, giving them the cue to come visit me and I'll rescue them. Their "dance" is over, they go back to their phones in the corner. OK, I get it, this place sucks. For everyone, except the 3 dude having a great time with the bartender.

Order a second beer to numb this pain out, pay with another $10 and GRAB the change this time. I think a manager-type comes out of the stockroom, starts talking with a bunch of regulars. Then, I think he goes over and encourages the gaggle of ladies to do something, like go around and talk to people (this is a strip club). But nothing really happens. I guess they make more one TikTok or OF. I chug the second beer and exit out the back door.

First time was a similar experience. Total waste of time and money. Avoid this place.

[Ejent]

Was that "the" Nicole, aka Nikki aka Bambi. Formerly / currently of the shops and formerly of Atlantis?

Different girl. Looks like a bleached blonde Ariana grande. Colombian I think.

[WhosThirsty]

Was that "the" Nicole, aka Nikki aka Bambi. Formerly / currently of the shops and formerly of Atlantis?

I doubt it, there's another Nicole there and she's Cuban.

[Absence]

Was that "the" Nicole, aka Nikki aka Bambi. Formerly / currently of the shops and formerly of Atlantis?

Went to PP for the first time. Arrive about 12:30 and wasn't until about 1 before any ladies arrived. Nicole came over and made offer to go to VIP. She seemed very flirty and aggressive at first. Then we get to the tiny ass room and she was all about getting me in and out as quickly as possible. Offered 30 min for $200 all inclusive (but took $170) but then got bitchy and was ready to be done even though I wasn't after 15 min. Will not repeat.