Massage Parlor Reports

**KitWalker1967** · 10-13-24 22:54

Does anyone know what happened at VIP Spa? I happened to be down in the area and saw multiple sheets of plywood across the front of the building, as if a tornado was expected.

**GoaThillBilly** · 10-13-24 16:14

First visit and will be the last, PM for details.

**Member #7137** · 10-13-24 11:12

Originally Posted by RottenFruits [View Original Post]

$70/ hr, mid-30's Asian masseuse missing side teeth, mediocre massage, zero teasing, offered handshake after flip while fully draped which I declined. Very tough to leave parking lot due to traffic and obscured visibility. Huge disappointment, but maybe it will get better for regulars or with time since it's brand new. One and done for me, but happy to TOFTT as a newbie to the board.

I sincerely appreciate the TOFTT and intel. I just never quite found the time to get over there:

**Shogun Hua** · 10-13-24 02:59

The description of Jessica is on point. I can't really say that the PM is really my thing, thought I would try it with an expert. She did ask if I wanted it before proceeding. She is a hard worker. Its a good value for $. Massage was ok. Stay safe!

**RottenFruits** · 10-12-24 12:59

Originally Posted by WillShookup [View Original Post]

Anyone try this place yet? Right across from the airport, and a block up from the pot shop.

http://www.kingdynastymassage.com/

If not, maybe I'll take a swing at it today.

$70/ hr, mid-30's Asian masseuse missing side teeth, mediocre massage, zero teasing, offered handshake after flip while fully draped which I declined. Very tough to leave parking lot due to traffic and obscured visibility. Huge disappointment, but maybe it will get better for regulars or with time since it's brand new. One and done for me, but happy to TOFTT as a newbie to the board.

**OldNan1** · 10-11-24 20:32

Called ahead to schedule with Joey but didn't understand the reply. I went anyways and was grabbed by Mimi when I walked in. Knew it would be good so what the hell I went with her.

It was the usual good session with her with lots of positions. I had her in doggy then pulled out and started DATO. She really got into it and actually started thrusting her ass into my face. After a couple minutes of this she moaned and collapsed on the table.

After the BBBJCIM finale she started a massage and Anna came in for a visit. She started teasing me about "two girls next time". I said "maybe" and she began to touch my junk and I got hard again. I figured at my age I should take the opportunity for a second shot and negotiated a BBBJ with Anna. Tipped her $60 and she started 69 again. I had an O but I shot a blank LOL.

Got dressed and Iris came in with the whole crew. I think the new girl is Maggy. Iris said I'd have to go to Good to see Joey.

**SmithSonok** · 10-11-24 19:11

After all the talk of Jessica at Blue Bay I decided I needed to check this out.

Holy hell. I learned that while I may have had a girl stick her finger in my ass and wiggle it around, I've NEVER had a real prostate massage until today.

When she started I was like, "Meh, this is what I've had before. " But then she kicks it up a notch. It was intense and awesome.

She is amazing if you're into it. As everyone says, close your eyes and don't think about who is doing it because she ain't there to be eye candy. She's there to provide a service like no one else does.

**BarryWood** · 10-11-24 18:39

Originally Posted by LorenDaiz [View Original Post]

Anyone had a massage here. Any good? I suspect prob not much extra there but curious. Nothing on rub maps.

I had high hopes for the Q Sauna and Spa in Lynnwood but I got a massage from a male, and the sauna / steam rooms were weak. I did not go back and request a woman for the massage because I got the feeling it is 100% family friendly kinda place. The food in their little Cafe was good though.

**FlyingGolfball** · 10-11-24 16:15

Glad the shop wasn't that busy this morning (though it got a bit busier when I left).

I texted Iris last night for an appointment and she recommended me Emily. Because RM only takes stupid crypto at the moment, I had to follow the intel from here and decided on Mimi.

She didn't disappoint. She is very cute, tall and mm c cups and nice figure with pretty face. She is a kisser and not rushing at all (which I appreciated it more than anything).

Iris must have told her how I liked the session because she did exactly that.

End of my session, Anna and Emily walked in to say Hi. I think I want to see Anna next.

Overall, it was a great visit with tons of BBBJ /69 with dfk.

**BigBoy 92** · 10-11-24 15:13

So I've done total 5 visit, 2 in a row as of today. Yesterday saw Anna. Today saw Mimi.

Anna- cute looking, decent lick, nice boobs 8/10 (soft and big enough to fit in my mouth) pussy good 7/10. But she didn't seem to enjoy as much. I like to take my time and milk it slowly. Then pick up pace in between where I go all out, deep long strokes in mish, legs help wide and high so I can angle the pussy where I can go straight in and out. Or doggies where I have them4 legged on the bed, legs spread wide apart and lower the shoulder, boobs lying on the bed & hold their hands in my hand & go to town.

Anna coundnt handle as much pounding. And I came little dissatisfied.

Texted Iris, she set me up with Mimi, looks. Porcelain doll, she had a stinky mouth (I don't like that) she did a little massage, followed by grazing the boobs (MM C's) against my body. I got turned on so I flipped and she started kissing my neck & then said if I like 69. Of course I like 69 so we do that for like 3-5 minutes then I stand up, bring her head at the edge so it is hanging at 45 Degree and have her suck my dick moreee while I play with her thing & rub her ass hole. She really gets into it. Fast forward main event. I timed it. Because I wanted to see how long can she take it, started at 9:37 and went till 10:07 before she started asking me to come. I hit her hard from front, from behind, from side, from chair, followed by rubbing her clit till it catches fire and she takes it all. Now she is tired after all the heart thumping action (which I did all the work FYI) so she is encouraging me to come.

I take pity on her and ask her to come on her knees and she starts to blow, but she is using her hands more, so I have her lay on the bed facing side way & take her hands away so she only uses her mouth. And blow a big load all over her face, in her mouth, on her boobs LOL it's everywhere.

She doesn't seem to like it very much and rushes for shower. Clean up, water given, she thanks me and tells me to come again (I can sense the irony) and off I go resuming my day. Cheers.

**AvereageQ** · 10-10-24 21:12

Originally Posted by ILuvazns [View Original Post]

Same anna from a few months ago?

Different.

**Sonny1802** · 10-10-24 21:07

Originally Posted by ILuvazns [View Original Post]

Same anna from a few months ago?

Not sure. I did not had the pleasure to meet that Anna a few months ago.

**Efurufe** · 10-10-24 19:36

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Not very descriptive info...

Really? Let's compare your description with his (reordered so the lists match).

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

dirty blonde hair
spinner body, no tummy, fit.
about 5 ft tall
wearing white cut offs
red bikini top
D cup
not gorgeous when she took bra off they looked deformed / sag
She's really tan

Originally Posted by Bfm66 [View Original Post]

long auburn hair
a body most thirty year old women would die for
5 ft tall
white cutoffs
bikini top
man made D cups
fifty (years old), but her face is still cute

Aside from saying she had saggy tits and was tan, it's basically the same description (though your body description was better).

No hate, just thought it was kinda funny.

**ILuvazns** · 10-10-24 19:04

Originally Posted by Sonny1802 [View Original Post]

Shanghai got a nice crew this month. This morning, I had a bump and grind with Mimi with her beautiful C's. She is about 5'7" tall with very smooth skin and a nice GFE attitude. We started with a nice massage and then shortly after I flipped for a DFK. That got things rolling to a BBBJ, 69 and then the jacket came on for missionary. She has a lovely face that reminded me of an old GF back in college. After the finish, we both cleaned up and then she left for a hot towel. Moments later, Mimi came back with beautiful Anna. She is just as beautiful if not more. Anna introduced herself with a hug and said next time you try me and then she left. I started to put my clothes on when Iris came in with Joey. I thought sheeeezz, what the heck, now I have 2 reasons to come back. Joey is not slim but not fat, just right in my opinion with a nice rack. We had a small chat while Iris gave me a shoulder massage to complete my hour. Nice way to start the day!

Same anna from a few months ago?

**ScotchYoke** · 10-10-24 17:01

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Thanks for the amazing report, I haven't had the courage to visit her yet, but reading your report makes me want to LOL. What was the dmg, did she do the BBBJ+rim?

I was not offered, nor did I inquire about BBBJ or rimming, or even a second shot. I'm not sure if it was because I haven't seen her before or maybe she just didn't like the look of me. I was freshly showered minus the hour drive up. Who knows. I gave her 60 for the house fee for the hour, and 120 at the end.