Massage Parlor Reports

**IstlFun** · 10-03-24 11:25

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

To answer your title, I am inclined to say they are all natural. I have yet to experience Iva or Mimi, so I cannot say 100% but with visually with what I saw and their sizes I would say natural.

Yeah, Shanghai was very busy, especially back in August when only Alyssa was monitoring both shops. Yesterday, Iris was telling me it has been a little slower as of recent though.

Anyways! Treat them well and be respectful, they're very nice girls that work very long hours for us.

Nah man, the place is still busy as heck, another name fit this place is pussyco (Costco for pussy) LOL. Called the other day to set an appt with any of the new girls was told to wait 3 hrs for a free slot yikes, that waiting time is ridiculous. Wish there's more AMPs around with good quality girls like Shanghai, maybe try VIP next. Any got info on Michelle from VIP spa, or VIP spa in general? Thanks.

**VillageRat** · 10-02-24 19:06

Not sure why it came out "WG".

Anyway. You don't need to get carried away here with your parenting tendencies Charlie. We all think we're the smartest and most experienced around.

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

And I'm old enough not to need your education Charlie Danger.

I'm not worried about getting screwed over by letting the "hoes" get away with anything or with their "WG-flation".

Be sure to keep them in line out there and keep having your girlfriend experiences with your "WG".

FFS.

**MaybeThisTime** · 10-02-24 13:12

Originally Posted by JavaPython [View Original Post]

Sounds like a wonderful line up. Glad to see Iris back with some management. They were so fking busy.

To answer your title, I am inclined to say they are all natural. I have yet to experience Iva or Mimi, so I cannot say 100% but with visually with what I saw and their sizes I would say natural.

Yeah, Shanghai was very busy, especially back in August when only Alyssa was monitoring both shops. Yesterday, Iris was telling me it has been a little slower as of recent though.

Anyways! Treat them well and be respectful, they're very nice girls that work very long hours for us.

**VillageRat** · 10-02-24 12:07

And I'm old enough not to need your education Charlie Danger.

I'm not worried about getting screwed over by letting the "hoes" get away with anything or with their "WG-flation".

Be sure to keep them in line out there and keep having your girlfriend experiences with your "WG".

FFS.

Originally Posted by CharlesPeligro [View Original Post]

Do you know what the acronym FFS means? Don't insult over acronyms. It's gross behavior and doesn't help anyone. Provide accurate reviews. Don't get butthurt. FFS.

Redbook is gone, but these acronyms have been around for a very long time. When you say PSE it causes confusion. Hoes around here will claim PSE and bait and switch. Search the term "porn star experience" in this forum. See what you get. Google "redbook pse definition". Before all of these sites like TNA, Redbook started it all and defined these acronyms.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PSE

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...r%20experience

Letting the hoes get away with claiming fake PSE-this is how we get worse services and hoe-flation.

**JavaPython** · 10-02-24 02:11

Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime [View Original Post]

Finally created an account.

Got invited today by Iris to meet the new girls. They were all very easy on the eyes and pretty.

Talked with Iris for a bit and when entering the waiting room, met Iva and there's something about her looks that just hits the spot for me. Eventually the other girls also came by to say hello with big smiles and hugs.

1. Anna. Met with Anna today from Iris's recommendation. 100% honeymoon GFE experience (May have been influenced by Iris telling her what I like after my visits with Lulu in August, YMMV).

She was wonderful, very affectionate and soft. Korean doll face with pale skin, slim with natural C's, long black hair, 5'4 ish, and no scars. She is Chinese with decent English skills, no translator necessary. Started with a light massage and B2 B rub, then progressed into cat bath with a lot of cooing and moaning, Iris definitely told her what kind of experience I like, and the eventual flip with DFK and cover. DATY, CG, RCG, Mish, BBBJ, blew a huge load that surprised her. Cleaned me up and helped me get dressed. Definitely would recommend if you like the honeymoon experience, felt like I was back in college with a girl who was really into me.

2. Iva. She caught my attention as previously mentioned. Soft spoken, and we made a lot of eye contact every time we saw each other. B's, Slim, brown / orange bob cut, 5'4-ish. English isn't that great, will have to visit her soon though, probably within the week.

3. Mimi. Very young and pretty and just arrived from California. Meeting her, she was a little shy but still very friendly. C's, slim, brown / orange long hair, 5'2-ish, and has a tattoo on her right leg. English also not so great, but Iris highly recommends her, and was telling me another monger who recently had her was sending raving texts and reviews on her. Will have to see for myself, before or after Iva I'm not too sure.

Afterwards, has some small talk with Iris and the girls. Offered me a little bit of their lunch, very delicious and all so kind. Awesome time and definitely will be going back to pay a visit to the other two, before a repeat with Anna. Got to Catch 'them All.

Treat them well, don't want them running away.

They work hard to keep us all happy with great service and of course, stay safe out there!

Sounds like a wonderful line up. Glad to see Iris back with some management. They were so fking busy.

**CharlesPeligro** · 10-01-24 22:20

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Shanghai is definitely PSE. Porn star experience.

Maybe GFE for you if you're the type of simp who likes your "girlfriend experience" being with condom and with dude after dude railing and swapping spit with your girlfriend.

Do you know what the acronym FFS means? Don't insult over acronyms. It's gross behavior and doesn't help anyone. Provide accurate reviews. Don't get butthurt. FFS.

Redbook is gone, but these acronyms have been around for a very long time. When you say PSE it causes confusion. Hoes around here will claim PSE and bait and switch. Search the term "porn star experience" in this forum. See what you get. Google "redbook pse definition". Before all of these sites like TNA, Redbook started it all and defined these acronyms.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PSE

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...r%20experience

Letting the hoes get away with claiming fake PSE-this is how we get worse services and hoe-flation.

**CharlesPeligro** · 10-01-24 22:00

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Shanghai is definitely PSE. Porn star experience.

Maybe GFE for you if you're the type of simp who likes your "girlfriend experience" being with condom and with dude after dude railing and swapping spit with your girlfriend.

Do you know what the acronym FFS means? Don't insult over acronyms. It's gross behavior and doesn't help anyone. Provide accurate reviews. Don't get butthurt. FFS.

Redbook is gone, but these acronyms have been around for a very long time. When you say PSE it causes confusion. Hoes around here will claim PSE and bait and switch. Search the term "porn star experience" in this forum. See what you get. Google "redbook pse definition". Before all of these sites like TNA, Redbook started it all and defined these acronyms.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PSE

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...r%20experience

Letting the hoes get away with claiming fake PSE-this is how we get worse services and hoe-flation.

**MichaelT87** · 10-01-24 19:18

Originally Posted by Sonny1802 [View Original Post]

I wanted to find out what the crew lineup at Shanghai, so I texted Iris. She replied, Vina, Nana and May are onboard. It was early so the parking lot was empty and a nice looking girl let me in. I asked her name and she said Vina while being ushered towards the inner 3rd room. I caught sight of another girl in front of the mirror inside the waiting room and said who's that? This stunning 5'7" with a tube dress and gorgeous face said she's Nana. I quickly got passed over to her and was brought to the middle room. Nana gave me a hug and asked how long and at which point I gave her $$ then she left the room. Waited for about a minute while my mind can't believe how fortunate I am this morning. She came back and gave me a light massage for 10 minutes, then her clothes came off. She started running her twin B's all over my back while kissing and then I flipped. Nana gave a nice BBBJ with just the right slop for a while and switched to 69. Then, she laid on the edge of the table while I plowed away standing up. It was like high school all over again watching her beautiful face and taking junior all in with her tight box. That went for a while and then decided to finish with a doggy. I can sense that she is new and could get even better with time. Another customer happy at Shanghai. Treat them well folks.

Nice to see Iris is back.

**MaybeThisTime** · 10-01-24 18:28

Finally created an account.

Got invited today by Iris to meet the new girls. They were all very easy on the eyes and pretty.

Talked with Iris for a bit and when entering the waiting room, met Iva and there's something about her looks that just hits the spot for me. Eventually the other girls also came by to say hello with big smiles and hugs.

1. Anna. Met with Anna today from Iris's recommendation. 100% honeymoon GFE experience (May have been influenced by Iris telling her what I like after my visits with Lulu in August, YMMV).

She was wonderful, very affectionate and soft. Korean doll face with pale skin, slim with natural C's, long black hair, 5'4 ish, and no scars. She is Chinese with decent English skills, no translator necessary. Started with a light massage and B2 B rub, then progressed into cat bath with a lot of cooing and moaning, Iris definitely told her what kind of experience I like, and the eventual flip with DFK and cover. DATY, CG, RCG, Mish, BBBJ, blew a huge load that surprised her. Cleaned me up and helped me get dressed. Definitely would recommend if you like the honeymoon experience, felt like I was back in college with a girl who was really into me.

2. Iva. She caught my attention as previously mentioned. Soft spoken, and we made a lot of eye contact every time we saw each other. B's, Slim, brown / orange bob cut, 5'4-ish. English isn't that great, will have to visit her soon though, probably within the week.

3. Mimi. Very young and pretty and just arrived from California. Meeting her, she was a little shy but still very friendly. C's, slim, brown / orange long hair, 5'2-ish, and has a tattoo on her right leg. English also not so great, but Iris highly recommends her, and was telling me another monger who recently had her was sending raving texts and reviews on her. Will have to see for myself, before or after Iva I'm not too sure.

Afterwards, has some small talk with Iris and the girls. Offered me a little bit of their lunch, very delicious and all so kind. Awesome time and definitely will be going back to pay a visit to the other two, before a repeat with Anna. Got to Catch 'them All.

Treat them well, don't want them running away.

They work hard to keep us all happy with great service and of course, stay safe out there!

**Loren Daiz** · 10-01-24 17:33

Please report back. Hopefully good news!

Originally Posted by WillShookup [View Original Post]

Hey folks, this is the former "Willshook"; I FUBARd my account with email changes to the extent that I had to create a new account.

Anyone try this place yet? Right across from the airport, and a block up from the pot shop.

http://www.kingdynastymassage.com/

If not, maybe I'll take a swing at it today.

**IstlFun** · 10-01-24 17:19

Originally Posted by Nacho7777 [View Original Post]

Iris texted me to pay a visit! Met Vina, nice attractive 30 ish with some stretch marks. Provided nice body rub with her tits and pecking on my back. Dato followed by the meanest BBBJ I've ever had and a lots of kisses.

Overall, I have enjoyed time.

Is she still around? I think she left since its a new month.

**Nacho7777** · 10-01-24 13:27

Iris texted me to pay a visit! Met Vina, nice attractive 30 ish with some stretch marks. Provided nice body rub with her tits and pecking on my back. Dato followed by the meanest BBBJ I've ever had and a lots of kisses.

Overall, I have enjoyed time.

**VillageRat** · 10-01-24 12:02

Shanghai is definitely PSE. Porn star experience.

Maybe GFE for you if you're the type of simp who likes your "girlfriend experience" being with condom and with dude after dude railing and swapping spit with your girlfriend.

Originally Posted by CharlesPeligro [View Original Post]

The now defunct Redbook defined the acronyms years ago.

GFE=DFK, BBBJ and possibly BBBJCIM.

PSE=all of the above, and BBFS and possibly CIP.

Seattle is the only board I've seen where the acronyms are up for interpretation.

Shanghai has never been PSE, only GFE.

**SayOcean** · 10-01-24 11:24

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Thanks man! Time to throw on my three piece suit, so she can help me out of it.

Please share your experience whenever you get to visit her. I've heard great things but would like to see if she's still worth visiting after all this time.

**Member #7137** · 10-01-24 10:28

Hey folks, this is the former "Willshook"; I FUBARd my account with email changes to the extent that I had to create a new account.

Anyone try this place yet? Right across from the airport, and a block up from the pot shop.

http://www.kingdynastymassage.com/

If not, maybe I'll take a swing at it today.