Strip Club Reports

[RI CheeseHead]

She need to retire if that's her.

[DJrunner]

Was she regular height and skinny? I've been in before and she is very annoying.

Stopped by on Saturday night, around 7. Place was dead. I'm usually a dayshift strip club guy, but I was in town around this time and decided to drop by. Being a Saturday night, I expected it to be packed. It wasn't. Maybe a dozen dancers? No one appealed to me. I had an annoying Jamaican dancer sit on me and wouldn't take a hint after telling her I wasn't interested. She kept pushing and pushing and then demanded I tip her. I was there maybe an hour then bounced. I think I'm done with this place. I'm going to try Desire next.

[GoSailor41]

Stopped by on Saturday night, around 7. Place was dead. I'm usually a dayshift strip club guy, but I was in town around this time and decided to drop by. Being a Saturday night, I expected it to be packed. It wasn't. Maybe a dozen dancers? No one appealed to me. I had an annoying Jamaican dancer sit on me and wouldn't take a hint after telling her I wasn't interested. She kept pushing and pushing and then demanded I tip her. I was there maybe an hour then bounced. I think I'm done with this place. I'm going to try Desire next.

[suaimmagine]

Did some recon this week before going on vacation for a bit. Branched out to BoardRoom in Brockton, Cadillac, and Marios.

Boardroom had the best looking dancers hands down and extras seemed very much available, although the prices are high and on par with Desire. I was quoted $400 + room for FS and $300 + room for a BJ by different girls. The $300 BJ girl looked like a model out of a magazine, I forgot her name. The FS girl was Brazilian. I did not partake.

Cadillac was trash and I didn't get anywhere, so no info there.

Marios had some dancers with potential and I was quoted $300 + room for FS by an attractive dancer who looked freaky as hell. I was going to go for it, but I didn't feel like we clicked. There were other dancers with regs and it seems like they were also up for fun. They looked good.

I'd rank the average level of attractiveness from the area clubs in this order:

Boardroom.

Desire.

Marios.

Cadillac.

Fantasies.

In terms of GPS Desire and Boardroom were the highest, which makes sense. Many of the dancers at Boardroom looked like playboy models.

I agree 100%. Gorgeous girls. Most aren't "cheap" like many of the guys here want, but if you've got some money and are friendly, there a lot of opportunity.

[LongHauler]

Last week at Desire I was approached by a dancer, petite, blonde hair tattoos on her shoulder. I asked about the VIP she said, " the minimum was $200 but for $1000 she'd 'give me the best time of my life'" in her words. I asked what that meant but she wouldn't tell me but did say if I wanted raw it would be above the $1000. I walked away. Then another dancer a Cuban with gigantic titties came up to me and she just said "You want private room?"

Is this place a scam?

Desire isn't, but she clearly is. Try Sassy or V, much more down to earth and no BS.

[RI CheeseHead]

Some have GPS some don't.

Talk to more dancers.

It's overpriced for many but not a scam.

It's the top rated club in North America actually and has so many regulars it is the last thing from a scam.

If you want cheaper, you can go to Bridgeport.

[JoseRaul]

Last week at Desire I was approached by a dancer, petite, blonde hair tattoos on her shoulder. I asked about the VIP she said, " the minimum was $200 but for $1000 she'd 'give me the best time of my life'" in her words. I asked what that meant but she wouldn't tell me but did say if I wanted raw it would be above the $1000. I walked away. Then another dancer a Cuban with gigantic titties came up to me and she just said "You want private room?"

Is this place a scam?

[ATZero]

Which club has the most consistent full-nude dancers on stage? Sometimes I don't have the extra cash for VIP or can't be bothered and I just want to sit at the stage, but I still want to get a good show, why'know? I've been around almost everywhere in Providence but I don't really go to any one place often enough to judge.

[MookieP]

I think Boardroom has the hottest dancers and best stage dancing in the area. Surprised to hear that FS could be available, as the VIP rooms don't have doors, and some rooms have mirrors that also lesson privacy. Haven't done a VIP this year, but last year they had dancers signing no prostitution forms before sessions. Maybe things have loosened up!

[Sounds]

I assume he got laid since he mentioned GFE.

GFE means different things to different people.

Heard it used to mean DFK, or BBBJ, or BBFS. Probably other things as well.

Who knows what the OP means by it.

[Mosess]

Did some recon this week before going on vacation for a bit. Branched out to BoardRoom in Brockton, Cadillac, and Marios.

Boardroom had the best looking dancers hands down and extras seemed very much available, although the prices are high and on par with Desire. I was quoted $400 + room for FS and $300 + room for a BJ by different girls. The $300 BJ girl looked like a model out of a magazine, I forgot her name. The FS girl was Brazilian. I did not partake.

Cadillac was trash and I didn't get anywhere, so no info there.

Marios had some dancers with potential and I was quoted $300 + room for FS by an attractive dancer who looked freaky as hell. I was going to go for it, but I didn't feel like we clicked. There were other dancers with regs and it seems like they were also up for fun. They looked good.

I'd rank the average level of attractiveness from the area clubs in this order:

Boardroom.

Desire.

Marios.

Cadillac.

Fantasies.

In terms of GPS Desire and Boardroom were the highest, which makes sense. Many of the dancers at Boardroom looked like playboy models.

[Mosess]

$300 for bare blowjob only with CIM. No sex involved?

I assume he got laid since he mentioned GFE.

[Style20]

Case in point, I was approached by Crystal last week during the day shift. Tall brunette girl next door type. All natural (turns out she's from Brazil) no accent.

Very playful and promised she gives an amazing blowjob for $400. Told her I never pay more than $250 from the hottest girls there for full GFE. She countered w $300 but mentioned a condom. I politely told her no thanks. She said; fine BBBJ and GFE for 3.

She's great in VIP.

Amazing body and very bright and funny.

Delivered on the BBBJCIM and deposited evidence into a napkin.

Fast nickel gs slow dimes ladies.

$300 for bare blowjob only with CIM. No sex involved?

[LongHauler]

VIP's are pretty much a waste of time. No real privacy with sheer curtains and no extras. Contact is usually good. Prices are $145/ topless, $210 nude for 15 minutes.

That's a worse value than Desire, $150/15 is the base price and includes fully nude.

[Postman]

Went to RI Dolls for only the second time. First time was awful. Maybe three months ago? Boring and all the girls were hardly interested in the guys. This last time? I had a blast. Most of the girls were knockouts. There was a hottie with dark skin (white girl) with tattoos, another with a ton of tattoos and green hair, and another super fit, skinny brunette (though I heard it was her last night so I didn't bother.), and a hot MILF-type with massive fakies.

Even the not so hot ones were awesome to talk to. I didn't do VIP with anyone tho, because I wasn't sure the reputation there. Anyone have intel on RI Dolls dancers?

VIP's are pretty much a waste of time. No real privacy with sheer curtains and no extras. Contact is usually good. Prices are $145/ topless, $210 nude for 15 minutes.

They used to offer a nice value with some cute young dancers. A couple of years ago prices went up unreasonably. I still stop in once or twice a year, but never plan on dropping a lot of $$.