Escort Reports

[Hobby Exec]

TER has gotten bad with fake reviewers and shills. I've read reviews of providers from different reviewers that were simply copy's and paste of another review.

Funny you mentioned the "copied" reviews on the oThER site. I came across reviews in neighboring cities where a supposedly new monger did a copy-and-paste of at least 2 different providers. The lazy P. O. S copied reviews (at least 2 I know of for sure) that I had written word-for-word and used them on other ladies, I assume to get posting credit.

I guess that's nothing new in this hobby. I remember back in the good ole days when I found a few providers doing the same thing on EROS. Copying provider ads from one part of the country and posting them word-for-word as their own in another city. The funny thing was I found an ad posted by provider friend I hung out with from time to in Atlanta; her EROS ad was copied and posted by a xXx lady (and part-time provider) in LA that I also knew in passing through my acquaintance with another LA xXx provider.

I guess they think it's not FAKE (or copied) if nobody knows about it.

[StormyStrokes]

The reading and understanding of Escort ads (especially those on Craigslist) has gotten more difficult. What do all these things mean. How can you know what the individual advertising is really like.

Recently someone else (wish I had thought of it) came up with the following compendium of translations from Escort Ads.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Athletic = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Legendary = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

Tight = Hot dog down a hallway.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Good Rate. Because I'm fat and ugly.

Good Rate = because I have no customers.

I'm available. Because I have no customers.

Special today. Because I have no customers.

Snowbunny = white girl with a pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

Real Pic = Pic of me 12 years and 40 lbs ago.

Actual photo = of someone else.

Recent photo = of someone else.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

Everything safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

Safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

Ultimate safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

Very safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

All safe play = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.

YMMV = I don't do it with anyone but make you think it's just you that I won't do it with.

YMMV = I do it with everyone but want you to feel special so I can suck you in for a tip.

Upscale incall = motel 6.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color _ = brown.

Hair length_ = to shoulder.

Eye color _ brown.

Age_ = mature.

Height_ = short.

Weight_ = heavy.

Cup size_ = small.

Measurements_ = large.

Credits: DrRogers (TERB).

Admin, please feel free to delete it if it doesn't belong here.

[Bouinage]

I reached out to Max the phone operator. Need to give up some pretty good information. I also reached out to the reviewers on TER, no response from them and then I read their other reviews and it seems as if those reviewers may not be actually visiting with the ladies maybe just a way to jump start some careers. A couple of them look like the ladies who were in Charlotte by the Outlet Mall that would give massages. I have not pulled the trigger because it's 2 $ extra if you want to do incall.

TER has gotten bad with fake reviewers and shills. I've read reviews of providers from different reviewers that were simply copy's and paste of another review.

[ScTraveler92]

Holy Butterface!

For sure, definitely got to hit this one from the back witht he face down.

[JohhnyBravo]

Holy Butterface!

Have any of you gents seen this one?

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...otte/177108621

[DSandman73]

I reached out to Max the phone operator. Need to give up some pretty good information. I also reached out to the reviewers on TER, no response from them and then I read their other reviews and it seems as if those reviewers may not be actually visiting with the ladies maybe just a way to jump start some careers. A couple of them look like the ladies who were in Charlotte by the Outlet Mall that would give massages. I have not pulled the trigger because it's 2 $ extra if you want to do incall.

Curious if anyone has seen Cami Windsor since she is based out of Charlotte? She is high end so only a select few gentleman will be able to answer my question but I know a few of you up this way who like myself enjoys seeing a very high end provider from time to time. She has two very nice reviews on the other site but would love to see if anyone here has any experience as we all know how they can seem to inflate the reviews over there way more than is done here. Thanks for any info!

[Sludgepup]

Anyone seen Millie or her roommate recently? Reached out but got nothing.

[NC Transplant]

Haven't met her but I have heard mostly positive things about her.

Have any of you gents seen this one?

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...otte/177108621

[Lildevil01]

Have any of you gents seen this one?

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...otte/177108621

[Bouinage]

Guess I'm looking for a swing vote.

That's the beauty of this hobby, you don't need a vote, don't make it complicated. Things are already complicated. See them both LOL. I think Rachel is hot but she comes off as a cold fish to me so haven't been inspired to meet her. I've seen Ella and that booty is real if you like pawgs. Neither are GFE, at least to me and via reviews. However, I don't think I'm their preferred type of guy and that makes a difference.

[I Wonder]

Guess I'm looking for a swing vote.

I probably don't have the same taste as you, but I'd go with Rachel. If they have reviews, I'd need to read both of their reviews to be sure though.

[EcuGuy74]

Why not see both of them? Go with whomever has availability.

Guess I'm looking for a swing vote.

[Bouinage]

I'm a sucker for a PAWG and a holt MILF. I know these two work out of the same place and both have favorable reviews, but damn I can't decide who I would rather see. Anyone on here seen either one or both?

https://tryst.link/escort/ellaiivy

https://tryst.link/escort/rachelsmith

While I'm at it. Any info on this one too?

https://tryst.link/escort/jadebunnie

Why not see both of them? Go with whomever has availability.

[EcuGuy74]

I'm a sucker for a PAWG and a holt MILF. I know these two work out of the same place and both have favorable reviews, but damn I can't decide who I would rather see. Anyone on here seen either one or both?

https://tryst.link/escort/ellaiivy

https://tryst.link/escort/rachelsmith

While I'm at it. Any info on this one too?

https://tryst.link/escort/jadebunnie

[Gemini10]

https://tryst.link/escort/sweet-mary0 Anyone took a dive with Marina on Tryst 600 HR, I was thinking about it I wonder if she will do HH for half that. I don't think the new law will effect Trsyt because most of them travel I hope it does. Because a regular man shouldn't have to spend 600 for a hit of snatch he wants. Yeah I'm a avocate of its the womans body and she can charge what she wants until it effects me lmao. I want that cutie in her bed LOL. Any info to help me make me make up my mind. Thanks.