Massage Parlor Reports

[Bronco]

Went to go to GW to see Sheila. A long haired fellow monger with a ball cap be me to it about 9:40 this morning.

[PersonaX]

Bad experience with Sophia at right. There were reports here that she does BBFS.

Well she denied that with me and even brought in lulu to help translate and verify that.

I went ahead with sophia anyways and I regret it.

She's skinny and petite but has a baby scar but the worse part is her performance and rush job.

Not sure why but she was trying to be dominate to me. Doing things like pinching my nipples which hurt I said "owww!

Slap or squeeze my face too? I hated all of it.

Not only that her BJ was too much hand but probably bcause she has a small mouth. In doggy, she kept arching her back making doggy difficult for me I couldn't go deep and grt my rhythm. I did not orgasm at al.

Overall bad attitude and skills.

It was so bad I requested another girl and paid for house fee and tip. It was Lulu which was much better and can handle some dicking.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Welp, looks like the new girl Isabella at Royal is already worn out by you guys.

Stopped by Royal this morning based on the recent stellar reviews for Isabella. The reviewers were right about her looks. Petite, GND, around 30's (but can look younger), and some of the most amazing D's you'll ever see on a petite Chinese gal. That's pretty much where the highlights end. She was a total rush job for me. I went in the morning, and mind you I speak the language and I'm above average looks and height, and I ALWAYS get excellent service from C-AMPs. Not this time. I see her walking out a customer just as I was being walked into my room. She pops in, quick hello, then left again to get her supplies. We started making out when she came in, oh man terrible breath (can tell she did not use blue toast), but I was already more or less distracted by her amazing tits. After she got naked and I started to reach under, YUCK her ass is smeared with lube. I don't know what type of clean up she did after the last dude (definitely no shower in between), but I guess she did not even try to clean up at all. Moving on, she kneel down for a decent BBBJ, but the whole time complaining about my pre-cum (this is true), in fact she jumped up halfway and tried to kiss me, telling me she wants me to taste it myself (YUCK x 2).

After a brief BBBJ she popped on the rubber and laid down. And OMG the most fake and annoying dirty talk ever. After a few pumps she kept saying cum for me (In Chinese). I took a pill of course and it's morning time so I'm like uh it ain't going to be that quick. But the theatrics was so annoying I finally just told her to turn around so I can bust it in doggy quick..

Looks like another sinking casualty at the royal Caribbean, someone was implying LE in an earlier post. Service is 50% terrible 50% magical like green sign use to be.

Thanks for the heads up, will avoid the atrocious Titania! These girls are less service oriented and less pretty than raitt girls. Definitely a roll of dice.

[Taws6]

Same mentality as " I dreamed that I saw (insert AMP girl name here], and it was amazing.)".

Yeah, the abbreviations IMHO create more confusion than their reported benefits. But hey, not my call. That's for people more savvy than I am.

[Citrus1999]

Welp, looks like the new girl Isabella at Royal is already worn out by you guys.

Stopped by Royal this morning based on the recent stellar reviews for Isabella. The reviewers were right about her looks. Petite, GND, around 30's (but can look younger), and some of the most amazing D's you'll ever see on a petite Chinese gal. That's pretty much where the highlights end. She was a total rush job for me. I went in the morning, and mind you I speak the language and I'm above average looks and height, and I ALWAYS get excellent service from C-AMPs. Not this time. I see her walking out a customer just as I was being walked into my room. She pops in, quick hello, then left again to get her supplies. We started making out when she came in, oh man terrible breath (can tell she did not use blue toast), but I was already more or less distracted by her amazing tits. After she got naked and I started to reach under, YUCK her ass is smeared with lube. I don't know what type of clean up she did after the last dude (definitely no shower in between), but I guess she did not even try to clean up at all. Moving on, she kneel down for a decent BBBJ, but the whole time complaining about my pre-cum (this is true), in fact she jumped up halfway and tried to kiss me, telling me she wants me to taste it myself (YUCK x 2).

After a brief BBBJ she popped on the rubber and laid down. And OMG the most fake and annoying dirty talk ever. After a few pumps she kept saying cum for me (In Chinese). I took a pill of course and it's morning time so I'm like uh it ain't going to be that quick. But the theatrics was so annoying I finally just told her to turn around so I can bust it in doggy quick.

After that I requested shower. It turned out to be the most lame ass shower ever. She rinsed me down for a good 15 seconds, then ASKED if I wanted soap. I said of course, I swear she grab some soap and smeared on my dick for 3 seconds and was done.

Total time with her was around 15 minutes, and mind you not because I came quick but because she made it clear from the beginning she was going to rush me out and I was so annoyed I tried to oblige. The whole time she was looking at the monitor both in the room and in the shower, maybe her regular was about to come in or maybe she was spooked by something, I don't know.

I texted MMS and let her know the terrible rush job. She said she will talk to the girl and told me to pick Yumi next time.

Obviously no repeat for me, I never imagined I would get rushed by a C-girl. Oh I gave the standard 200 upfront so it's not like I was haggling or being cheap to get bad service.

Anyway, amazing boobs, but disgusting hygiene and total rush job.

[Sticker]

To: OC Amper. Man I still can't figure out why some people keep doing these hieroglyphics instead of just posting numbers.Mondo.

Same mentality as " I dreamed that I saw (insert AMP girl name here], and it was amazing.)".

[OrangeCreampie]

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[Panchito33]

Paris = Honey / Monica / Yomiko.

You're welcome. Freak at Right.

Last time I went to Right was almost a month ago, today I met a blonde haired girl there with a pretty looking face, curvy, and D / E-cup boobs. Age wis she is in her 30's and her service is nice. BTW, her name is Paris.

She led me to a room with beautiful smile. Door closed and gave me a peck on the lip, and she reached to my crotch, I was hard. LOL she just got me hard so fast. Anyway, we discussed the menu and tips, (she can do greek but that is not my thing). I admired her sexy body and started roaming my hands on her body. I turned into a wolf man when I touched her and she tried to massage my jr. We got naked quickly, made out, sucking on her big boobs. She smells good as well all my senses were aroused. She had me lay on the table and started BBBJ, and I teased her nipples and fiv. She put on the cover with her mouth and got on top of me and she rubbed her wet pussy on my throbbing cock! This is a thing of beauty and pleasure. Time to fuck. Started in CG, she rode me about 5 minutes, the intensity grew, I was close to cum so had to stop her. Changed to mish and pounded away until I popped in the bag! I just collapse and pant like a dog for about a minute or two and just look at her smiling at me. She is a nice treat.

[PopcornLover50]

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If you make another fake account to post fake reports about Royal Spa I will edit them so they say you use hidden cameras to extort your customers.

Try me and see if I'm fucking joking.

To the rest of you guys, if some Penthouse Forum letters show up about this place again please report it so I can do what I said.

A2

[LucBlake]

Does anyone know if Juju still working at right?

Yes, I saw her walking around yesterday while I was seeing Yaya.

[Mondo72]

I'm still confused on how much she wanted for greek. You're saying, 4100? Trying to say 140?

If you wanted to say, 140, that would be $. 4.

In any case, since these abbreviations causes so much confusion for the author and its readers, invariably one or both get it wrong. Just write it out in the usual american english way of expressing money. $140. I think all of us will understand that.

This is straight from the abbreviations page.

$ $100.

$$ $200.

$$$ $300.

$$ 5 $350 (get it?

To: OC Amper.

Man I still can't figure out why some people keep doing these hieroglyphics instead of just posting numbers.

Mondo.

[Hornilius69]

When we were negotiating, I was tellling her that I only have $130. She asked to see which I have had requested previously. Usually at this point, if they accept, then its a go!! I could have just tipped and walked out but like I said, I thought showing her the money would get the deal done. As for causing a scene, yeah, not my thing. You never know who is there and how they will react so I don't take the chance. Yeah, I live and learn.

Bring more $ next time. I usually bring at least $$ You can always walkout and head straight to Right or Royal Spa.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I called Right this morning and was told they have a new Latina girl, another info?

Hopefully someone sees her and can review, I wouldn't take a chance on Latina service in California.

A big roll of dice.

[Pinoyjaporms]

Does anyone know if Juju still working at right?

[OrangeCreampie]

I called Right this morning and was told they have a new Latina girl, another info?