Massage Parlor Reports

**Psilue** · 10-03-24 13:09

Let me preface this review by saying I have only visited maybe a half dozen AMPs in my 'career', and I have been criticized for not using paragraphs during my posts so I apologize up front for more of the same. I texted the booker who replied promptly with pictures of 3 ladies. I chose Mimi and set up 'VIP' tatami session. Arrived at the location and was met by a beautiful, young lady. I told her I was there for Mimi. Mimi came out from the back. Looking amazing. She led me into a room and started talking. I don't know what she said, but I did hear 300 so I paid her. She told me to get ready to shower and left. I stripped down except for a towel. She came back and did the same. Phew. What a body. She then led me to the shower room for a table shower. That was nice. Zero teasing other than thoroughly cleaning my back door. That seemed like a good omen to me. LOL. Dried me off, went back to the room and she told me to lay face down. Then she used her phone to tell me that she had to get supplies for the session. She came back after some time with what appeared to be mouthwash. Asked if I wanted oil. Yes. Started a pretty good massage, again zero teasing. During this time, she also started texting. I would hear the phone ding and then she would stop to reply. It was pretty annoying and happened no less than a dozen times during our session. Anyway, she eventually used her body to slide all over mine. Fun. She told me to flip. Then she filled her mouth with the mouthwash and started licking my entire body while sucking at the same time. It sounded like she was hitting a bong. That was. Fun. Different. But, she seemed very rushed and again, no teasing. After she finished that, she went back for more mouthwash and started on my package. She licked and sucked on my balls and then started a nice BBBJ. Lots of licking and eye contact. And she took the whole thing down. But again, seemed rushed. And too fast for my liking. And, yes. She even texted with my unit in her mouth. Anyway, she got me right to the edge and I told her to stop. A second more and it would have been game over. She smiled and said 'want to fuck me?' Uh, yeah. Strapped up and started with missionary. Great view, nice moans. I asked if we could kiss and was told only closed mouth. We did that for a few and I wanted to switch so I suggested cowgirl. She hopped on and went to town. I was hoping for something slow and sensual but she used my chest for leverage and pounded away. I asked her twice to slow down but was ignored. So I grabbed her hips and used her like a fleshlight for the last minute or so. I popped in the bag. She cleaned me up and massaged my legs for a minute. Pulled me up and said, OK we're done. She handed me my clothes and I got dressed. As I was getting dressed, I noticed we still had 13 minutes of the hour remaining. Whatever. I got my stuff together and left. I was almost home and still had time on the clock. I thought Mimi was very attractive and the location was probably the nicest I've ever been to. Everything was clean. The TS was very nice and the tatami bed was excellent. I would give the location a 9, Mimi's looks an 8 and the service. A 6. My itch got scratched but this was in no way GFE as they advertise. The texting was beyond annoying and distracting and the fact that I lost out on 25% of my time really sucked, especially at their price point. There was nothing 'VIP' about the experience. I have had better times in Lombard for much less $$ with ladies who genuinely seemed to be having a blast. I doubt I will go back just because there are so many other options in that area. May check Orange next? Or may just head back to Lombard.

**Nowhere500** · 10-03-24 12:48

Originally Posted by DanTheMan1010 [View Original Post]

Checked out didadi spa or whatever it is called.

You can tell it's brand new but it's the same as natural healers down the street.

Maybe I am in the minority here but why do I pay $60 for a 30 min massage for them to rub my back for 2-3 minutes and then flip over and ask what I want.

She charged. 150 for FS and was pretty but I like the actual massage aspect that I m also paying for.

No hot towel or anything outside wet wipes cleaning.

I was not relaxed at all.

Again she was cute with a nice body but it's just not my style.

I could see this place being busy as I saw two other guys by the time I entered and exited.

I'd rather go to OD, enjoy life, etc.

Does broadway handle business the same way or do you actually get a decent 25 min rubdown?

The massage at Broadway is generally pretty good.

**Random36** · 10-03-24 12:21

Who is the best deep tissue massage therapist?

Does not matter if they do any extras.

**DanTheMan1010** · 10-03-24 12:15

Originally Posted by CharlieDaDog [View Original Post]

Papa messaged me early said it's actually 361 X and Ashland.

1000% won't last there.

Checked out didadi spa or whatever it is called.

You can tell it's brand new but it's the same as natural healers down the street.

Maybe I am in the minority here but why do I pay $60 for a 30 min massage for them to rub my back for 2-3 minutes and then flip over and ask what I want.

She charged. 150 for FS and was pretty but I like the actual massage aspect that I m also paying for.

No hot towel or anything outside wet wipes cleaning.

I was not relaxed at all.

Again she was cute with a nice body but it's just not my style.

I could see this place being busy as I saw two other guys by the time I entered and exited.

I'd rather go to OD, enjoy life, etc.

Does broadway handle business the same way or do you actually get a decent 25 min rubdown?

**Dbry4281** · 10-03-24 11:39

Stopped into orange, Celeste was free, put pic of her body up. About 5-9, all natural ass, you can see the titties for yourself! Good attitude, Soso massage. CBJ, NO LFK, I'd rate service 6 out of 10, only 2 positions, her laying on bed me, standing, and cow girl. She looks like she is in her early 20-s. Somewhat mechanical. Here's my two cents, don't want to write a novel today.

**OrdLover** · 10-03-24 10:40

Originally Posted by Drawers333 [View Original Post]

Hi.

I've posted a few times (trying to post more because these posts are helpful for my own exploration into engaging with sex workers in safe places) and I have been going to different types of places, some of which I have reported on, but I've noticed a difference in the classic massage parlors in the types of places I've visited.

You've got a few options in Chicago:

1: Classic massage parlor. Usually open 10 am-10 pm (obviously there is variation here. Many of these women have residences in Chicago that are different from the location they provide service. Some of these places are L1 only, some offer way more options.

2: I guess I would call these. Advertised high turnover spas (women are there for 10-15 days, they have either Instagram accounts or websites that advertise the services (real photos or not depends on the spa). These places have fine ass women, but they travel and don't stay at the spa long. They live temporarily in the spa, but then leave. Presumably to a different spa in a different city. You can almost always get L3, and lots of other nuances based on what is advertised. I think these places are fun, albeit pricey, but it's hard for me to spend that type of money to build a client-provider relationship with women who leave quickly.

3: Asian apartments: there's a thread for this. I don't need to explain. These places often advertise their women as well on their websites. Similar to #2, but different. No guise that this is a "legit" massage parlor.

4: Unmarked 24 hr sports. This is the option I want to discuss.

I would divided it differently. You can put 1, 2, and 4 together. So it store front and apartments. Those are your main categories. Then I would a subcategories similar yours 1,2, and 4 for both. So as for 4. Usually the late night ones in the north side is all own by Papa San. So just call him for the places. As for the South side all places lead back to Angel. As for apartment some are open late. Especially if you have a rep with a Indy. Then you can see her late night.

**MikeJones1089** · 10-03-24 10:36

Who did you try, I wonder if Zoey is still there, she has awesome skills and amazing tease, I believe just L1 though. Massage itself is just worth it though.

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

In the past I've been a big fan of Princess Thai on Milwaukee, which I think is called Thai Orchid now. I recommended it to everyone looking for massage and happy ending. You used to get an excellent massage with a pretty good looking girl and a nice HJ ending. Nowadays it seems impossible to get in unless you plan ahead, and when you get there the quality of everything -- massage, girl, HJ -- has gone down.

I went there the other day and came away soaked in oil and regretting all of my life decisions, LOL. I won't be recommending it anymore.

**Drawers333** · 10-03-24 00:14

Hi.

I've posted a few times (trying to post more because these posts are helpful for my own exploration into engaging with sex workers in safe places) and I have been going to different types of places, some of which I have reported on, but I've noticed a difference in the classic massage parlors in the types of places I've visited.

You've got a few options in Chicago:

1: Classic massage parlor. Usually open 10 am-10 pm (obviously there is variation here. Many of these women have residences in Chicago that are different from the location they provide service. Some of these places are L1 only, some offer way more options.

2: I guess I would call these. Advertised high turnover spas (women are there for 10-15 days, they have either Instagram accounts or websites that advertise the services (real photos or not depends on the spa). These places have fine ass women, but they travel and don't stay at the spa long. They live temporarily in the spa, but then leave. Presumably to a different spa in a different city. You can almost always get L3, and lots of other nuances based on what is advertised. I think these places are fun, albeit pricey, but it's hard for me to spend that type of money to build a client-provider relationship with women who leave quickly.

3: Asian apartments: there's a thread for this. I don't need to explain. These places often advertise their women as well on their websites. Similar to #2, but different. No guise that this is a "legit" massage parlor.

4: Unmarked 24 hr sports. This is the option I want to discuss. I wanted to start a new thread about the unmarked 24 hour places that are abundant in Chicago, but I didn't have access to do that when I tried, but wanted to start a discussion and maybe someone who has access to do so can. These places are occasionally mentioned in this thread (moon spa (the one on western near Diversey), Windsor spa, places on the nw side, idk I'm sure they exist everywhere. These are the places that have no sign on the outside, have blacked out windows, usually it's $200 for 1 hr sex (the specifics of what else is included I would like to discuss). You can find these places either by just noticing their existence by walking / biking / driving around and thinking, WTF is this place with two obvious cameras out front with blacked out windows. The women who work at these places live there also.

I personally like to go to spots late at night. I've found a lot if these option 4 places by simply putting "spa" or "massage" into google maps with the "open now" option on. I've got some reviews, but will someone start a thread about this? I think it's very different from what is often discussed here and would be helpful for everyone interested to have a place to talk about these places and give some reviews.

**Yrbbc9** · 10-02-24 19:16

Looking for recommendations on where to find a nice time. Preferably 25-40's with fit / athletic build, nice ass and breast (at least C cup). If there's any places better than others or ones to stay away from, thanks in advance.

**Akuma187** · 10-02-24 17:43

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Please don't feed the trolls.

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**SpaGuy21** · 10-02-24 17:09

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**FrankTank2620** · 10-02-24 16:42

Hey fellow mongers! Wanted to see if there's any guides on how to set up a booking?

**Akuma187** · 10-02-24 16:03

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Anne is here the whole month of October. Going to BP on the 16th.

Thanks Charlie for all the intel and the help. She'll be the "icing on the top of my cake" for this trip. Thanks again.

**DaveyJ23** · 10-02-24 14:10

In the past I've been a big fan of Princess Thai on Milwaukee, which I think is called Thai Orchid now. I recommended it to everyone looking for massage and happy ending. You used to get an excellent massage with a pretty good looking girl and a nice HJ ending. Nowadays it seems impossible to get in unless you plan ahead, and when you get there the quality of everything -- massage, girl, HJ -- has gone down.

I went there the other day and came away soaked in oil and regretting all of my life decisions, LOL. I won't be recommending it anymore.

**OF Charlie** · 10-02-24 13:26

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I've been missing your lovely city and finally had the chance to come by, I'll probably miss out on the glorious Anne because my trip is later this month. A lot of my favorite have closed down seeing some of the pass post but I was hoping my fellow mongers can guide be again to the places with exceptional services. I'll be staying south of midway and will have a car available. Thanks again for all the guidance.

Anne is here the whole month of October. Going to BP on the 16th.