Massage Parlor Reports

[Akuma187]

Anne is here the whole month of October. Going to BP on the 16th.

Thanks Charlie for all the intel and the help. She'll be the "icing on the top of my cake" for this trip. Thanks again.

[DaveyJ23]

In the past I've been a big fan of Princess Thai on Milwaukee, which I think is called Thai Orchid now. I recommended it to everyone looking for massage and happy ending. You used to get an excellent massage with a pretty good looking girl and a nice HJ ending. Nowadays it seems impossible to get in unless you plan ahead, and when you get there the quality of everything -- massage, girl, HJ -- has gone down.

I went there the other day and came away soaked in oil and regretting all of my life decisions, LOL. I won't be recommending it anymore.

[OF Charlie]

I've been missing your lovely city and finally had the chance to come by, I'll probably miss out on the glorious Anne because my trip is later this month. A lot of my favorite have closed down seeing some of the pass post but I was hoping my fellow mongers can guide be again to the places with exceptional services. I'll be staying south of midway and will have a car available. Thanks again for all the guidance.

Anne is here the whole month of October. Going to BP on the 16th.

[Ohhi773]

Sally is back. She was first here in June at BP. Search her name in apartment thread.

Top notch GFE, BBBJ, tight, and great body. My personal favorite set of tits.

Other reviews have more details. And the video on IG is legit.

Thank me later. Be nice to her.

[Akuma187]

I've been missing your lovely city and finally had the chance to come by, I'll probably miss out on the glorious Anne because my trip is later this month. A lot of my favorite have closed down seeing some of the pass post but I was hoping my fellow mongers can guide be again to the places with exceptional services. I'll be staying south of midway and will have a car available. Thanks again for all the guidance.

[BA4114]

She's in Lincoln Square. She's been reviewed 2-3 times in the last month. You'll need to scroll back to find them.

She's not in Lincoln Square any longer. She moved to a new place in Fulton Market.

[GeneralObvious]

I came across this ad on Tryst, and noticed our old favorite Jennifer. For a while, she was a fixture at Ozone, Grand, West River, Princess Thai on Milwaukee. During covid, she opened up for private encounters at home for $$, which included the works. I thought, given her age, she's close to 50, and her lack of BJ skills, that $200 was definitely going to be the ceiling. She's not a $350 girl, nor is she a C cup as she advertises. Buyer beware. I'm sure many of you saw her in some of the spas over the last few years.

https://tryst.link/massage/thai-lanna8989

[ZzTopSterZz]

She's in Lincoln Square. She's been reviewed 2-3 times in the last month. You'll need to scroll back to find them.

Go back to #34631 by coopertars, like 25 pages back. I'd like to know more if others have seen her. I'm not a full service guy so this type of provider is right up my alley.

[BenBeck]

A few of my regular places are gone closed. Debbie on Peterson gone and new lady there avoid. Not too sure what's on the northside. I have had some luck with a few spots on Elston for CFS. Most on Milwaukee are closed or busted. Montrose has a few hidden gems. I would share the address but I just know the location from driving. Happy to provide more details if I can. Also, I drove on Fullerton the other day going to a specific place (I fell for the ad) and she was horrendous. So I bailed. But, having an itch to scratch, I kept driving and found a few places to drop in on. Struck out on the 2nd place, too. But the 3rd place I went to she has pretty hot and young so I went for it. She answered the door and somehow knew exactly what I was there for. Security cameras galore in the lobby LOL I overpaid 2 for CFS. She was worth it and I also only has large bills so I also treated it like a tip. I don't regret it and am trying to get back there sometime soon. She was fun. This is all northwest side (more like west) on Montrose and Fullerton areas like I was driving randomly around. Wish there were more places up north. If you need more info PM me and I'll do my best. Safe travels.

I assume you know the usual spots on the Northside like Thai Orchid, East Rhythm, OD Wellness (Judy), Happy Smile, Enjoy Life, Broadway Spa? There's a new one on 16 xx Ashland I've yet to try, but when I do I'll report back. DM me for / with any specifics. Except for the new place, these have all been reviewed here a lot.

[LazyBoy2]

Went to clc last week. Was glad I did.

The woman I was provided with was named pabby (or something like that). She's maybe early 30's (plus or minus ten years).

She's about 5'5", had light red hair, large breasts, flower tat on right shoulder. After undressing we went straight to the table shower.

Fair amount of teasing, could have been more.

After returning to the room, and the usual so-so massage (but not from lack of effort), we got down to business.

I requested a blowjob, and after a modest amount of time sucking on her funbags, she went to work.

She started slow, and gave me the best blowjob I've had in a long time, and that includes at CLC.

Even though I was covered, she made sure to drain every drop, and then some.

Yes, the place is a little pricey, but as long as I get service like that I'll be back.

[SmileySam]

No, I personally found her way way hotter than the pictures.

I can't for the life of me explain why she would be, IMHO, underselling herself.

I assume she is being handled somehow. Apt was nice, small and sparse, and there was men's grooming products in bathroom so guessing she doesn't live there.

Another unreliable independent. Made an appointment got there and texted her. No response, ghosted. Pain in the ass driving for an hour in Chicago city traffic and then driving around for 10 minutes to find a parking spot in uptown. Then ghosted. Last time for this crap.

[St Matthew]

A few of my regular places are gone closed. Debbie on Peterson gone and new lady there avoid. Not too sure what's on the northside. I have had some luck with a few spots on Elston for CFS. Most on Milwaukee are closed or busted. Montrose has a few hidden gems. I would share the address but I just know the location from driving. Happy to provide more details if I can. Also, I drove on Fullerton the other day going to a specific place (I fell for the ad) and she was horrendous. So I bailed. But, having an itch to scratch, I kept driving and found a few places to drop in on. Struck out on the 2nd place, too. But the 3rd place I went to she has pretty hot and young so I went for it. She answered the door and somehow knew exactly what I was there for. Security cameras galore in the lobby LOL I overpaid 2 for CFS. She was worth it and I also only has large bills so I also treated it like a tip. I don't regret it and am trying to get back there sometime soon. She was fun. This is all northwest side (more like west) on Montrose and Fullerton areas like I was driving randomly around. Wish there were more places up north. If you need more info PM me and I'll do my best. Safe travels.

[Mexidan]

Anyone seen or heard of the famous April being around anywhere recently? I haven't seen her in almost a year. Last time I saw her was when orange first opened LOL.

[HappyGardener]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.

She's in Lincoln Square. She's been reviewed 2-3 times in the last month. You'll need to scroll back to find them.

[JDoe7134]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-60706.html

Saw her post on rub rankings. Just curious if she's real, and what anyone has to say.